>stop at red light
>turn down music
>the clump of girls in the car next to you giggles in your direction
>driving
Fuck off, normalfag.
I think everyone kind of does this, but I always pull up a little further ahead, or a short distance behind other drivers unless I want to see them for some reason.
Yup.
Its just common courtesy, really. No one else wants to hear your anime music blaring in your car
>>28054431
>>28054507
i always do this shit
i dont want to hear peoples shit so why should they have to endure mine?
>>28054507
I'm practically doing them a favor.
>On my way to the store to get some food
>A cluster of normalfag chucklefucks jaywalk in front of me
>Almost overcome by the urge to run them all over
>on highway
>rapping to Eazy E's verse in Fuck Tha Police
>look over
>some guy and his girlfriend are driving a few lanes across laughing at me
>he sticks his thumb up at me
>I just sort of laugh it off to seem like a good sport
>go home and cry
>have plush animal collection
>sometimes bring one along on the ride with me
>buckle they ass in the passenger seat
>rollin down the street smoking on chamomile
>>28054561
kind of related to that:
my dad lives on the ghetto nigger part of down and so when ever i travel to visit him there i always have NWA playing, and im the whitest person in the area. it feels weird
>stop at red light
>police is stopped parallel to me
>window is down and the chorus of a song starts playing
>turn it up super loud and sing it whilst looking her dead in the eyes
>she doesn't look away once
>"NICHTS VER-PASS-EN"
>"WAS DAS LE-BEN BRINGT"
>lights change and a car honks
>drive off
>>28054431
>Have radio in the car
REEEEeee
>>28054475
Why is it a normalfag thing to do?
>listening to old dirty bastard screaming about saggy balls and lickin pussy
>car full of high school girls pulls up next to me at the red light
>just turn and stare expressionless at them through cheap sunglasses
their discomfort was obvious
>>28054649
Why would a robot need to acquire their licence?
How would they fund said endeavour?
So robots now can drive and have cars? Did I go to the wrong board?
>>28054613
Bist du verreuckt?
>>28054697
If you live in assfuck nowhere you need to get a license to drive mommies car when you turn 35.
>>28054680
To drive to the shop, to take a relaxing drive in the countryside
>Neetbux? A second hand car costs less than $1,000 and learning to drive costs around $1,000
lock the doors.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XASNM1XEQPs
>>28054697
Have you not noticed all the normalfaggotry going on here?
The board is cancer.
Threads about having girlfriends and sex are always popping up enough stop REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28054718
>learning to drive
>$1000
Lmao
I turn it up though because I know my music is superior to theirs.
>>28054754
You just noticed this now?
You're a year and a half too late friendo.
>>28054718
>learning how to drive costs $1000
Its free and mommy will be glad to teach you how
>>28054702
natuerlich ;)
>>28054718
It's more petrol/fuel that I was referring to.
Petrol is like 0,89euromoney or 1$us per litre here.
(3,78$ per gallon for ameritards)
In many places it's worse.
>>28054561
You realize they were showing you approval, right?
>>28054444
By the gods the 4 quads
Inb4
>>>>>/b/
Oregano
I always roll up my windows in heavy traffic or at a light because in scared someone will throw something at me.
>mum made me get my licence
>have to run errands for her occasionally
>"sorry for asking so late at night, but can you take your qt cousin to [town 1hr away]?"
mfw
I recently got my air con fixed in my car so now i can leave the windows up. I no longer give a fuck and leave my music turned up at red lights.
I always get normies on their Ps pretending to dance in their cars next to me waving and shit.
>>28054680
i thought it was normie because robots are too nervous to drive
>>28055712
driving is fun and I passed covered in speghetti
but I can't afford 10 fucking bucks for fuel
I turn up my music because I want people to listen to my shitty pop punk/emo music as I scream along with the lyrics
Usually people are laughing and i have a brief moment of "having fun"
>>28054431
>other driver has the right of way
>they wave for you to go ahead
>don't go ahead
>they begin to inch forward
>I inch forward in response
>they stop
>I stop
>cycle begins anew
Respect the flow of traffic dipshits
>stop at red light
>guy in the next lane over has his windows down
>hear a weird sort of droning noise
>actually wait a second that sounds familiar
>is th
>TRIPLE
>SIX
>FIVE
>FORKED
>TONGUE
>>28055882
Fuck, how do i get more of these? And how do i keep them to go longer than like one minute??
>>28056060
>4 way stop
>other car got there first
>driver looks confused
>point at him to signal it's his turn
>waves in gratitude as he drives past
IT WAS YOUR TURN. I WASN'T DOING YOU A FUCKING FAVOR.
>>28054718
>learning to drive costs around $1,000
I feel bad for people that don't have someone to teach them for free
>>28056214
c o m p l e t e
s t o p
ofc if you rolling stop he will give way
drive defensive son
safe driving is good driving
>driving while playing Hit Em Up
>stop at a red light
>put it on full blast
>stare into the soul of the the white driver next to me
>watch him quickly turn away and cower in fear of my BBC
Does anyone else really hate to be in a car that's sitting still? I mean, fine let's have a chat or whatever, but also hit the fucking road. If I have to wait, I'm getting out.
>>28058078
This is one of those things in life that require patience. Like waiting in line at the store. You just have to be patient.
>>28058117
Yeah, patient but alert. It just feels very exposed. No way am I waiting in the passenger seat anymore.
>>28058117
Hah, stupid westerner.
Line only boundary to cutting, everyone for themselves stupid.
>>28058175
if you're cutting line might as well leave without paying
either cooperate with the system or don't
>>28058219
Stupid, that for black man, not honorable yellow man.
>not bumping this out of a purple 86 caprice classic on 26s somewhere down in georgia/alabama/tennessee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7zqah5784
>>28058254
White man steal too. And yellow man some of biggest thief I know.
>>28054431
>2 fags in the same car in the lane next to u
>keep looking back at u and u know they want to race
>light turns green kick their ass on the down ramp
>they go 90 on the highway into the left lane thinking theyve won
I really hope they die in a car accident, fucking wiggers think they are hot shit hitting high speeds but their 0 to 60 is trash
