ITT: lies you were told in HS
>everyone will grow up after HS and treat you like a human being
>you can be anything you want to be if you just study hard, behave, and pay attention in class
>jocks and assholes will become unsuccessful years after school
>>28054279
>everything will be better at uni/college. You will find a lot of friends with similar interests.
>>28054279
you have to act like a functioning human being before people will start to treat you like one
>PDD-NOS improves
No it doesn't and I don't want to have to deal with it any longer
>if you join a club you'll definitely find friends
>>28054279
>even if you have brain damage you can still be successful, so stop being lazy
>people who were losers in high school become successful as adults
>peoplle who were popular in high school become losers as adults
>>28054279
>meritocracy exists
I think I blocked out everything from that time in my life, I literally can't remember anything.
Maybe it's all the drugs.
My brother once had a teacher tell him that chickens were the only birds in China. We let that run on for a few weeks before laughing in his face about it.
>>28054279
You need to have your life entirely planned out before school ends and get good grades so you can go to college and be successful. This is the key to happiness
>>28054279
>went to regular highschool as a freshman
>next three years were at a progressive technical highschool
At least at regular highschool you have trials and tribulations that can shape you as a man, shit like prom and bullies and PE class. That technical HS was just a bunch of nerds and hipsters sitting at computers all day.
>>28054279
>the difference between high school and college is that everyone in college wants to be there
>>28054387
Yea, most clubs suck because they're like a clique.
>>28055382
That's not wrong though. Most people go to college having no idea what they want to do, so they go in debt earning a useless degree.
>>28055382
> the key to happiness
I'm opposed entirely to the idea that happiness should be the end goal anyways. The most fulfilling times in my life are those when I've been fucking miserable/angry/lonely.
>youre still a virgin because im a priest
>>28055094
>implying it doesn't exist but people still use money to bend the rules
>you'll find friends in college
>having a college degree will open a lot of opportunities for you
>you just need to put yourself out there
>you'll regret not going to prom
>girls don't care about whether or not you have a car
>>28055630
not really. the people who work the hardest usually make less and are less successful than their managers
"being your own boss" is impossible without capital or tons of debt
>>28054279
>Don't bully nerds because they will be your bosses in the future
I knew it was bullshit back then and i still do.
>>28055094
>everyone raves about how modern Western societies are now built on meritocracy
>about to start my master's this fall
>market analysis shows high (~94%) employment rate for graduates in that field
>analysis then says "you will need to rely a lot on your network to find a job!"
just fucking kill me now
>>28055773
>networks
and they say there is no such thing as a glass ceiling for us robots.
too bad the glass ceiling is more like a glass floor and we are stuck in the basement of life.
>people can't be isolated like that in life, you will realize your mistakes when you grow up and try to make friends
>you are an asshole and say things like that because you dont understand true loneliness
ARE THIS LONG ENOUGH YOU FUCKING FAGS? I STILL DON'T WANT ANY OF YOU BY MY SIDE, STAY OUT
>i dont want a gf
>ooh anon you will grow up and get hitched right away!
fucking normies 30+ wizard and no desire for 3D whores whatsoever. I think i made it guys, i proved them wrong.
>>28054279
Your school grades will determine the outcome of the rest of your life.
>>28054319
Agreed. University was even more lonely than SC for me, and that's saying something. Also, 'only clever people go to university'. lol, universities are full of idiots.
>>28055715
You're still a fag for bullying nerds.
>>28056010
>implying i was the one who was doing the bullying
Im a realist Anon i knew it was bullshit and im pretty sure my bullies either did too or didn't care
>>28054279
>you're very handsome - my mom
>why don't you have a gf - my grandmother
>you're very smart, you'll be very successful in life - my teacher
>you're very cute - my other teacher
>you're very funny - my friends
Friendless, NEET, virgin loser at 26. The part that hurt the most was being told I was handsome and cool and yet I never got a gf.
>>28056122
>compliments go from being handsome as a kid to being "unique looking"
>mfw some generic looking chad has a hot GF
>>28055865
I know this feel. 2 years after college and I've still made no friends. In fact, I think I've become worse since I now drink regularly and have become more distanced toward my parents and sisters.
Once a loner, always a loner.
>>28056494
it's better this way. they will never understand
>>28056745
that chick in the second panel has sweet boobs. I wish she would fuck me.
>not all women are like this
>>28056745
>image
The top panels was me at a family gathering I was forced to go to.
The bottom panels was me after returning to my room with the door locked.
>>28056852
>being attracted by five or six lines in a 2 colour image
At least i'm not that low.
>>28054306
Tbh this happened to me. I'm pursuing a degree in vocal performance, and the jocks from high school dropped out or have 2 kids. life's good
>>28056745
Change that to him still being miserable out in the woods.
The ride never ends.
>>28054279
>aguh fah boogoo daba lah meekew fuh puh lah bah
>>28056922
>reply this to someone
>change tabs
>it's a doujin that i masturbated five minutes ago
I'm sorry, i understand what you feel.
>>28054306
>graduated with CS major and JP minor, both with GPA 3.5+
>year later, still jobless, friendless, hkv
The only benefit I got from this is dying knowing I am smarter than most dumbasses who go to college.
>>28056958
Actually it does, he then dies. But then he regrets not fucking the girl in the second panel with the really nice tits.
"You will find the right one"
Sadly, I lost my good boyish looks and transformed into a balding ogre. I also started becoming afraid of women. People don't like me and first glance, I have few but good friends. Women are shallow and will make fun of me directly instead. To cope with this I make fun of myself.
I hate myself.
>>28056944
I know that feel.
>I make $50 an hour to sit in front of a computer 40 hours a week
>school bully is a sign spinner for one of the many shitty pizza places in town
I would've been content with less than I have because I just wanted to be left alone, but knowing his life is a dead end makes mine seem so much sweeter.
>>28057062
Exactly. It never ends.
>you will be able to get somewhere in life being the way you are
>socially retarded
>you'll get scholarships if you work hard, get good grades, do sports/extracurriculars, and volunteer
>everyone has something they're good at
>everyone has a talent
>everyone has dreams and goals
>you'll figure out what you want to do with your life
>>28055094
I'll expand on that:
>meritocracy is a good thing
What does it matter, when your ability to put in effort is up to luck anyways? Free will is a meme.
