>thanks for taking me out anon. I'm going to give this drink a 7.4, above average, everything is there. what say we head back to my mom's place and set the camera rolling and see where we go from there?
>>28054096
Oh geez, oh man, this is nuts
why wear a suit when you're reviewing fast food?
>Wow, you look so much more handsome in person...
I wouldn't give that above average. It's too cold and you end up sucking out all the juice and you're left with this half-tasting ice slush.
You can swirl it up again but it's just not the same...
>>28054096
>Aw, your pizza is gone? Maybe tonight I can be your pizza...
>>28054096
I'm very, VERY asperger borderline autism and I'd probably still share a frozen pizza with Reviewbrah and smile while looking longingly into his eyes.
(no homo)
>>28054121
It makes him look more professional.
>>28054210
but it's fast food
This man is actually probably swimming in pussy.
>>28054096
*rips off his panties*
"Why wait?"
>>28054096
All memes aside I respect him because he's remained the same, dedicated person he was years ago despite all the harsh response
>>28054135
I work backwards. Start with the ice at the top and the further down you get the more concentrated it becomes.
>>28054096
>everything is there
where else?
Let's take a look here at your facebook. Says you enjoy shitposting on 4chan and reviewbrah videos.
>>28054250
he's referring to you
I would literally make him wear a dress and creampie his ass. No regrets.
>>28054210
Look. Look at his fucking collar. You wear the collar over your tie so you can't see where it goes over your neck not leave it exposed like some kind of wallpaper licking,reality TV show watching,neet dogfucker
He... That's a dude?!
I'd fuck that.
>>28054731
it's called a wing collar retard
If i was a girl i'd date review brah
People on LUE were really sad that Reviewbrah stopped checking out the site. At least he's here on r9k...
>>28054643
He's referring to the food/beverage he is reviewing
>>28054096
>That mall dead zone behind him
Am I the only one creeped out by those? Every mall has one, and it's completely empty. Usually a good place to get away from the noise and crowded-ness of a mall, but it's still eerie, seeing all of those seats set up for no one.
>>28054096
AHAHAHAHHA
laughing my ass off
>>28054096
>7.4
>above average
confirmed for not knowing anything about rotw
>tfw you will never lick reviewbrah's boipoochi
why live
>>28054933
this tbqhwy m8
>>28054798
well it triggers my autism. I've never seen anything like that in Germany, must be burger trash
>>28055081
They were invented in England you Gaulish garbage.
>>28055139
>>caring what those proto-burger chavs think is fashion
>>thinking Germans are Gauls
umm rude
Review Brah is the only thing in my life I was into before it got "big".
>>28055197
Apologies, let me correct my insult. "Teutonic tard"
>Implying shit like lederhosen and dirndl are the height of fashion because "muh German perfectionism"
>>28055347
you clearly haven't been to Frankfurt in spring have you? or gone clubbing in Berlin? or had any actual part of the authentic German experience
>>28055423
>clubbing
Get out normie!
>>28055423
And you clearly haven't gone to any formal event if you a.) don't recognize a winged collar and b.) think that it's American and c.) if anything "triggers your autism" (your words) then it must be American.
I don't need to be able to get into The Boom Boom Room to know the most basic of men's fashion.
>>28055496
learn to read formal boy. It's the fact that his tie is exposed that triggers my autism, not the collar design
>>28055565
>Some other anon: "it's called a wing collar retard"
>Your response: "well it triggers my autism. I've never seen anything like that in Germany"
Either you looked up what a winged collar was within the last few hours, or you're just a legitimate autist who doesn't know how to articulate.
>>28055626
>>needing this much handholding to get through a conversation with a fake angry german kid
>>28055739
>Damage control
Alright I'll let up on you, for now. Just remember in the future, rather than sperg out at something that doesn't fit in your neat little world, how about you try and reason through it like a normal person instead? What am I saying? Normal, on /r9k/. I guess I took the bait.
