What is your dream job robots?
>>28053461
I want to wear my fursuit and have parents pay me to spend time with their children.
Being the devil would be pretty nice desu
paid to exist
>>28053461
>professional reviewer of firearms/airguns
Or
>professional wrestler
Small town CPA where I'd meet a wt jrwdress
>>28053461
tfw completely drawing a blank
A cook/chef
Penis inspector.
World class male escort
>>28053625
how do you handle the stress!?!
i couldnt even stand working as a pizza guy
>>28053461
ceo of some gigant non profit like greenpeace. Wouldnt have to lift a finger, just smile for the camera and fill my pockets
>>28053640
Banging old ladies is your dream job?
>>28053620
I have that feel as well. I just want to enjoy my life and make music and art, but I'm so depressed I can't practice those things. And my few personal relationships with family members are crumbling because I push almost everyone away and rely on a few people way too much.
>>28053461
Systems and Network Administrator at any US company.
Modest $60K a year to sit in a room with the quiet whirring of machines and periodically checking log files for strange network activity.
In the meantime you can just browse 4chan.
The dream
>>28053461
A Investigator
A bookwritertfw fell for the STEM will give you a happy future meme
But anon, I already have my dream job. I work as a croupier in a small, chill casino, and I do some freelance translation because that's what I originally wanted to do, and I legitimately love both of those things. Work's just a bit stressful at times but I can manage it, and the "boss" is super duper nice.
>>28053681
i have no one except my family and i feel like im just stressing out, disappointing and annoying them
no idea what to do or where to go, the things i do enjoy i rarely do because >so depressed I can't practice those things
and im just stressed out trying to figure out what i should do
>>28053752
i bet you get to fuck some hot 50 year olds that went under the knife more times than frankenstein am i right?
>>28053706
can't help but kek at engineers
>sell their soul for a 9 to 5 100K/year job that they will most likely be stuck in for the entirety of their life, unless fired and replaced by a fresh 22 year old that just graduated and learned the cutting edge/new material.
>>28053767
Yeah it's good to know we're not all alone in the world. It'll get better, I hope.
A comfy streamer, I mean I do it already but full time would be nice. Bartending is cool, great money, sometimes you just wanna be comfy
>>28053894
This, or being one of those youtubers that makes low effort videos but somehow gets hundreds of thousands of views on every video.
a death eater
>>28053461
Film Director and Music Production
>>28053920
Right? Always told myself I could do that, just never did :l but I'm trying now I guess but it's kinda hard when you don't know how to market and no one comes in your stream anyways :(
lmao usually these threads are full of wannabe theoretical physicists and mathematicians who got their idea of the profession from watching the big bang theory
did those autists kill themselves?
>>28053461
A physicist ;_;
>>28054012
No they Prolly fulfilled their dreams while we sit here and make another thread in hopes at least one more person goes after their dream :/
>>28054012
People watch the big bang theory?
No i'm serious.
It's a bad show that gets hate on 4chan all the time.
>>28053461
I have written (unpublished) biographies on Karl Marx, Friedrich Nietzsche, Immanuel Kant, and Kaiser Wilhelm II. So, writing about famous German guys.
>>28053461
Watching birds or something on a research station on some remote island
>>28053461
My life plan ~
become a surgeon
travel the world to the most needy places and save lives for a living
donate lots of money to the poor
maybe build a soup kitchen or an orphanage and provide the kids there education
and lastly when i retire become a part time high school teacher so i can impart my wisdom to the newer generation
overall be happy
To find love
>>28054053
That because its just bad jokes about Sheldon not understanding social norms followed by a laughtrack. Literally 35% of the show is just the laughter in the background.
>>28053461
I want to be a doctor at some point in the future. I want to help people, if not only to make myself feel better.
Problem is, my IQ is 114. It's not a bad IQ, but is it enough for Medicine?
>>28053461
just as a wagecuck job? Janitor or anything else that involves cleaning.
As a career, songwriter & music producer, probably an artist down the line as well.
>>28054175
doubt is the biggest killer of dreams. not the actual ability of the individual.
if you want it go get it
>>28054171
Yeah I thought only old people watched it though.
>>28054152
>wanting to become a part-time teacher
>part-time high school teacher
>high school
only if the school system isn't shit in the future
if it still is, you should rather teach kids in buttfuck nowhere
>>28053461
It was becoming a game dev and program/make my own games. That dream died when my teachers told me I won't make the class unless some miracle happens and I suddenly become a god at math.
Now I got no dreams or ambitions. I've always failed with anything I've wanted to do so now there's not even a point in trying.
If I had to choose a new dream job I guess I would want to be an astronaut. That way people will leave me alone and I can play all the vidya I want in space. I can also fly around inside of my space ship and see my cum fly around in zero-gravity.
>>28053461
Cavalry officer
But I'm autistic, so they won't take me
Couldn't say.
Haven't really wanted to be anything for a long time.
>I just want to be happy
>feeling the feels again
>tfw no feeling
>tfw absolutely nothing
It's all equally as shit
I've always been like this, I find it hard to have favorites, when I was a kid every time I was asked what my favorite color is I'd say something different
Have kids and a husband and raise them and take care of the house and cook.
Can't do that tho because I'm a tranny cursed to always want kids I can't have. My only hope is to marry a divorced or widowed man who already has kids.
Making hit songs and getting pussy.
>>28054445
>get sex change
>say youre barren
>adopt
Cat trainer. I would spend all day socialising and patting shelter cats to get them suitable for adoption. Except people do it for free so there's no money there!
>>28053512
That actually sounds very possible. Kids love fursuits and mascots. Are you going to go for it?
>>28053461
First Kaiser of the United American Union
>what would be your dream job
being dead
>>28054175
Was this done with an legitimate evaluation and not some fake online test?
I had one done and scored 108, and according to the psychologist, she said that is on the same level as some doctors if that tells you anything. Not that I aspire to become one anyways.
Listen to this guy though
>>28054204
I wanted to be a famous youtube personality or twitch personality and play video games for a living.
I realized that I just wanted the attention coming from it and feeling needed, keeping people happy with my antics that I forgot how to happy myself in my endeavors as I drifted into someone else.
Now I just want to have a few friends I can have fun and laugh with and have a decent IT job with a few good co-workers I can hang out with after work and drink up after works.
>>28053461
None. Being wealthy and not having to work would be lovely.
>>28053694
I second this.
and the 60k number is way low try 90-120 a year
>>28054175
Maybe if you ace the entry test.
You have to be in the top 3 percentile or some shit for medicine though, but that's the easy part.
Then you actually have to dedicate 4/5 of your life to reading bullshit, no more vidya friendo, it's impossible, there's too much rote learning with no real brainwork.
Also you will be redundant before you start earning 6 figures anyway.
Don't have one. Not smart enough to do anything. Don't trust myself to do any job where other people i am above or responsible for other people.
>>28053461
A photographer/videographer for NatGeo or BBC Earth. I'd love nothing more to be in a jungle somewhere in Thailand posted up in a tree just waiting to get the perfect shot of some bullshit little bug that nobody has ever seen before. It's not the photography that interests me, it's the traveling and things I'd get to see
organizing books in a large library without having to be around people
the only library nearby has these ugly plastic bindings that annoy the hell out of me and there are always people thereI never got a call back for my application
>>28054160
that aint a job niggA
I want to be an english teacher in Japan
Drawing pornography.
I think I'll get there soon, whether or not I'm paid for it.
NEET desu.
>>28053461
I would love to be twitch streamer. Just playing games and having people tell you how much they love you all the time, drawing fan art. I would be awesome.
And tons of free vidya
I want to develop video games like Silent Hill.
>>28055693
japan is not some fantasyland where you get to play out your autistic anime dreams you faggot. they will hate you and for good reason
>>28056008
Japan has everything that I want, from arcades to easy access to figures and other merchendise. It doesn't need to be a fantasyland, it's literal facts that it has everything that I'm looking for. I already know people personally who moved to Japan and got jobs there for the sake of similar interest, so it's not even something weird.
I've always wanted to become an english teacher because it's the only job I can see myself actually being good at. While the work culture there is harsh, I don't see much other reason for me to not want to do this when literally every other job sounds unappealing in comparison.
When anime and other japanese media is the only thing that actually interests me, surrounding myself with an enviroment where I can get exactly that doesn't sound bad at all.
>>28056112
you can't NEET it up in a foreign country. when your mental illnesses crop up you will be absolutely screwed. i know you have these illnesses because you are a f/a/ggot
>>28055693
I'd love to do this as well but the JET program is super competitive since every weeb applies for it.
>>28056170
I don't need to NEET it up there because I have actual reasons to go outside. Also, this thread is specifically about what dream job I want, how can you even bring up being a NEET when that would specifically mean the opposite?
>>28053461
Touring musician. Too bad I have horrible stage fright and no creativity.
>>28056227
You will not go outside because you will not be a welcome visitor. You will be paranoid and depressed constantly. You will revert to your lonely autist lifestyle and spiral into depression and possibly suicide. There is no safety net for your autism
Tax lawyer... at least this is something I can achieve on the next 10 years. I wished be a Musician, a classic and flamenco guitarist but since my family sabotaged my dream all I can do is get a law degree and be a tax lawyer.
>>28054244
That's what shitteachers do!
School is the worst shithole way of learning and motivating a person.
Anon, don't let their ideas influence you in any way!
Go through it and be a developer!
I'm into IT too. You can do it!
>>28056281
I will be welcomed though, I intend to learn the language obviously so access to public facilities won't be a problem. Many people who are depressed and paranoid go out alot there because their lifestyle leads to them being the last people in any position to shun others.
Purchasing goods and going to the arcade isn't something I see as difficult to do whatsoever, especially when around that type of people.
>>28053461
Either something in corporate America or th CDC.
>>28053461
something simpleBus Driver
>>28056363
Who the fuck is putting these thoughts in your mindless head?
>>28056356
I probablycould make it somehow. The problem is they are kind of right, I've been bad at math my whole life. My programming teacher told me I needed to know alot about math and I don't so I dropped the class. I'm sure I could learn it if someone actaully showed me how to do shit instead of saying what is x if y is x + z and such bullshit I never will have use for.
Sure in programming it might be useful but then I think compleley different and not in algebra or whatever it's called.
Also as you said, shit teachers, shit school. After the two first week when everyone is starting to know eachother and shit I asked the teacher for help during a maths class. He asked me if I was kidding and laughed, fuck that asshole and fuck that school.
That school and those teachers (mostly the maths teacher) made me drop interest in programming and now I'm just a shitty high school drop-out NEET that has to take shit jobs.
I hope you have fun anon, I didn't as you can tell.
>>28053461
In a fantasy world: vet technician in the military.
>want to be a security guard
>want to be a vet technician
>combine the two
The sad reality is that war or any law enforcement job isn't meant for females tbqh. Maybe the brolic butch dykes but not a petite 112lbs one like me.
>>28056613
Speaking from conversations I've had with people I know who are either japanese or currently live in Japan because of this very reason. It worked out well for them, and being able to indulge in your hobbies is never a bad thing.
Some things are just far too pricey or just flat-out impossible to do in many places in the west, whereas they'd be easy-access in Japan. That combined with it being the job I've wanted for some time now makes there really be no reason for why I shouldn't go there and try to become one.
>>28056674
When I was a kid I wanted to be a vet cause I love animals and medicine.
I'm glad I gave up that idea.
Dead, dying sick animals that will hate and fight you screaming all day and inseminating shit covered smelly dumb miserable living meat all night is not fun.
>>28053461
making lewd things whith my waifu
Maybe like an office job or something.
I don't have much aspirations.
How many of you fugs are actually working toward your dream jobs?
"What I have is not a dream, because I will make it a reality." - Sasuke Uchiha
Ever since i've become buddhist my ideal job changed. Now i see life as not my enjoyment, but my duty. In other words i see past my own self and do not care for my own future, but rather for mans. In this regard i hope to become a scientist, even if it means being a lowly one.
I just want a small, comfortable place in some corner of the city somewhere. Start a garden. Keep something on the oven and the doors open. If someone pokes their head in, let them take a seat wherever and have a plate of whatever's cooking. A lot of flowers, a lot of colors. A lot of smells. Not too hot, not too cold. Just enough sunlight to let grow what needs to.
I want to spend my days cooking good food and sharing it with whoever. Tending to my plants. Enjoying unknown company. Reading philosophy and history. Language has always interested me, comparative linguistics in particular. Take each and every day slow and easy.
>>28057436
By that logic everyone else's existence is as pointless as yours.
>>28053805
Nope. Been single for a while, that's something I can cope with, not what I want the most right now. I also need to save money for a cheap car since I don't want a loan.
weed smoker and boobie toucher
>>28053983
same. commentaria originalia
