>Be urkel but buff enough to pass as tyrone
>Get asian gf thats geeky and nerdy
>She wants me to be like tyrone and have his style
Fuck life mang if your black you can never win if your not tyrone. Girls want you to be a gangbanger or ghetto.
He doesn't really look ghetto to me
Stop trying to be the white man, it will never happen. Embrace the ghetto, be who you were born to be, then you will find true happiness.
>>28052261
just pretend to be ghetto then you retard
Op here im not acting ghetto because thats not who I am acting "white" or "black" isn't something that you can do because any one can be ghetto man I just wasn't raised that way
>>28052261
Relax. What women want and what they say they want are two different things.
when women say that kind of thing, they're more interested in your reaction than they are you actually becoming 'tyrone'... Don't change a goddamn thing, because you may be changing something she likes about you. I'm happy for you man, may the good things in life be yours to taste.
Sincerely,
t.white devil
>>28052477
Hang out with some negroes, it will trigger your primal blood and dispel all illusion of being a unique animal and your own man.
>>28052261
Damn, black people outside of Africa really need to learn about vitamin D supplements. Holy shit.
You fail your full bone development potential because you nigs don't get enough.
>>28052530
I use to live in the ghetto dude not all black people are naturally ghetto
>>28052524
I guess she told me she loved me either way and seems annoyed by actual ghetto tyrones so im not sure really
>look mom I'm niggerposting again
>>28052563
>I guess she told me she loved me either way and seems annoyed by actual ghetto tyrones so im not sure really
Yeah dude.
She was teasing you, I'd bet 100 bucks on it.
and like you said: She gets annoyed with them.. so if even if she WASN'T joking, She probably realizes the difference between her imagination and reality.
If you're a kind person with a backbone, that's all you need. Best of both worlds. Surprisngly I have to deal with something similar, my parents being from russia and all.
![Oshiete! Galko-chan - 08.mkv_snapshot_04.27_[2016.04.22_14.40.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QgBf2zf.jpg "Oshiete! Galko-chan - 08.mkv_snapshot_04.27_[2016.04.22_14.40.07].jpg")
>>28052261
>be black
>wish I had an asian gf but I'm too ugly and poor for one
>>28052799
Whats the deal with your parents anon they stress you out or something man you can let it out
>>28052829
Nah, theyre good people, and they did their best.
I just had the reputation of being 'that crazy russian', even though I was born here and don't have an accent, lol. Go figure. Not the same as growing up black, but people still singled me out because of it.
>>28052889
ah so I guess you were kinda out casted by other people too because you didn't meet their expectations either. I was made fun of all through out school because I talked proper and didn't roast people it sucked
>>28052261
>you can never win if your not tyrone
You fucking niggers have life on easy mode and yet you still whine and bitch about every little thing
Go back to Africa
>>28053001
Hey man chill it about race and shills im not all about this shit keep it out please this kinda of stuff ruins threads why can't anyone be chill about things here every once in a while
>>28053039
Fuck you nigger.
Get out of our country.
We fucking hate you
>>28053113
make me you cuck faggot
>>28053113
>>28053001
>We
Lose weight and learn to talk to your betters Whiteboi.
>>28053039
I'm sorry Sir
>>28053161
>make me
The time is coming soon
>>28053001
>life on easy mode
How so?
If our lives are so easy, would you become a black person if it were hypothetically possible? What advantages over other groups do you think this would grant you?
>>28052919
Yeah man, things are just never simple when it comes to a human heart-- People have to suffer in order to learn compassion, So you drew a good card, all in all.
I used to get made roasted for using big words, lol.
You ever get that?
>>28053113
I don't hate them
Besides nigs have been here longer than the US
>>28053244
I barely talked man to avoid this shit but im pretty social now
Race fags get out pls I don't want none of this racism shit in here every thread devolves to this man jeez can't we have a peaceful thread
Subtle cuckposting thread
>>28053244
but suffering turned me from compassionate into bitter, spiteful and giving me the need to spread my pain F-fag
>tfw don't give a shit if a white woman is with a black man but when an asian woman is with one it makes me mad
>>28053299
You must be azn
Niggers can have all the slant-eyed gooks they want as far as I'm concerned.
>>28053184
>"blacks have life on easy mode"
It actually sounds like they're on one of the hardest modes.
>>28053366
That's what they want you to think to justify their complete and total failure as a race
>>28053282
It's petty as hell, We'd be better off meeting up for coffee than we would having a peaceful discussion on here. Racebaiters are a dime a dozen when it comes to this place.
>>28053293
Of course it did.
Through a lack of love everything hardens.
>>28052524
What this man said.
t. blackbro
>Tfw race baiting /pol/fags storm every thread
This was just about why do girls want guys to be tyrone/chad now get the fuck out
>>28053409
Then GTFO nigger
>>28053420
Maybe you shouldn't be making your 'btw i'm black lol :^)" bait threads, reddit
There is no place for you on this board, cuckposter fucking shit
>>28053420
muh sensibilities
>>28053420
>>Tfw race baiting /pol/fags storm every thread
We will never let you promulgate your niggertry in peace here, pavement ape.
This is the cybernetic vanguard of the real racewar, where we can assault you with impunity, and you just have to deal with it or leave.
>>28053454
Your encouraging bait threads you fag tard by replying like this also why would a girl want me to act like tyrone if I was white man I did mention I was black at the end but it was implied once I said tyrone
If she wants you to be like the guy in OP then she wants you to be a Gambino/Blood Orange/Dean Blunt/etc type, not a Tyrone.
>>28053525
I wouldn't be encouraging shit if the mods banned you niggers on sight or just gave you your own /cuck/ containment board.
Only whites can be robots, now fuck off Leeroy
>>28053438
There's nothing so lonely as that which has hardened or grown cold.
Coldness and bitterness are the ultimate defeat.
Doesn't your heart yearn to be young again?
>blacks can't be robots
I'm a kissless virgin with no friends though
>>28052261
Holy shit this the fucking 4th race baiting thread that I have seen today. Fuck off jew.
>>28053567
thx 4 the bump
>>28053617
Want to LARP as a black robot? Make your own fucking chan and post about it there. Now go shitpost with your brethren on blacktwitter. They'll be much more accommodating to you there.
Only white KVs can be robots
>>28053514
>cybernetic vanguard
KEK
I bet you need cybernetic legs to support your own weight you LARPer.
>>28053644
I don't have a twitter and I was always bullied by other blacks in highschool
>>28053589
Not him but sometimes I do. But then I remember that I would only be deluding myself if I were to do so.
>>28053644
Fuck off normalfag
Leave blackbots alone
>>28053632
They are never going to stop unless we fight back. The normies and non-whites will chase us to the edges of the internet. Abandon one board/site and they will soon follow.
/r9k/ was supposed to be a beta white safe space, now I can't open the catalog without seeing at least three race baiting threads. Fuck my life
>>28053589
Its fucking hot here cunt.
How is this thread any different from white bots complaining about being chad its not race bait
>>28053717
>safespace
I know your bating now but dude stfu
>>28053713
>muh diversity, muh tolerance ;_; #blackrobotsmatter
Fuck off you fucking hipster normie
>>28053717
The only way I thing we could really fight back is by turning all of those threads into saged roll threads. That being said, I have some threads to ruin.
>>28053743
Because this is the white man's board, therefore we don't have to specify our race for all to hear.
It's race bait because you're subjecting white bots to having to look upon some smug nigger's face with his non-black girlfriend, fuck off
>>28053201
affirmative action programs
being immune to accusations of racism
welfare probrams
>>28053776
>implying all of us are americucks
fuck off
>>28053770
Are you that beta you get insecure from random pics on the internet
>white mans board
say that to hiroshimoot fgt
>>28053758
rolling
tbqh desu
>tfw white
>tfw always made fun of because I try too hard to be black
WHAT THE FUCK. IM JUST BEING MYSELF. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A WHITE KID LIKING HIP HOP AND USING SLANG BECAUSE HES BEEN THAT WAY HIS ENTIRE LIFE
>>28053758
rollan what have i got 2 lose
>>28053770
Please find that in the rules anon
>>28053798
Say that to moot, boy. Hiro is cool but he's just a placeholder
>>28053812
>>28053798
>implying he needs rules
You're violating etiquette by subjecting robots to interracial cuckery. Kill yourselves, niggers
>>28053717
>They are never going to stop unless we fight back. The normies and non-whites will chase us to the edges of the internet.
THIS
ATTACK THE NIGGERPOSTERS ON SIGHT
WE NEED (YOU) TO FIGHT THE NIGGER MENACE IN OUR ONLINE HOMELANDS
(and irl too)
>>28053717
>/r9k/ was supposed to be a beta white safe space
hahahaha, fuck off back to pol you dip
4chan is owned by a slant and animu shit is posted constantly, you insufferable cretin
>>28053863
Animu is an integral part of robot culture, self-important niggers shitting up every website they visit is not
>>28053863
Do you ever hear about us hating azns or spics?
We just mostly hate niggers, and the azns and spics do too
>>28053844
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry") or grotesque ("guro") images, post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>racism
:^)
Please leave
>>28053889
You can leave as well, bestialityposter :^)
>>28052261
>be non-tyrone blaccanon
>no problems getting sex or a gf
So this one person your dating wanting a true nigger means you can never get laid?
Succs to succ, senpai. kys
>>28052524
This!
Never change for a girl
She will leave you if you do...
>>28053900
Rule 3 friendo
Like for real can you guys chill it about complaining about races and cucking this is why you have no friends.
/pol/ seems awfully pissy today, I wonder what's got their panties in a knot?
>>28053959
What is this? Multicultural month on sesame street?
>>28053808
>tfw nerdy looking white guy with long hair and beard
>tfw everyone thinks I like bad rock and metal
>tfw I only really listen to hip hop
>>28053945
FUCK OFF NIGGER FUCK OFF NIGGER FUCK OFF NIGGER FUCK OFF NIGGER
STOP RUINING MY BOARD WITH YOUR KEKPOSTING YOU FUCKING NIGGER PIECE OF SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28053959
>stop complaining about cucking
Literally what? How about you stop shitting up /r9k/ with your race-baiting bullshit. You know what you're doing when you make these threads
>>28053994
Do people just start talking about metal around you or something or assume you listen to it?
>>28054009
And you know what your doing when you reply to my thread also not really race bait even if I was posting a race specific feel now fuck off
>>28052261
Obviously she wants you to be Tyrone you idiot. Ethnic pride and anti-whitness are very trendy these days. Do you think they take black programmers seriously in silicon valley, or black bankers/lawyers seriously in finance or government. It's basically a fucking joke, but if you act like a black ghetto thug you become legitimately dangerous and intimidating, most people want nothing to do with you but some girls like that bad boy look and vibe.
>>28054017
Yeah most people at work assume that. I do look like the kinda guy that goes to metal clubnights but I'd rather stay at home and listen to Busdriver and Young Thug
>>28054049
>posts thread with picture designed to trigger robots
>what? I'm just trying to complain about the terrible feel of having a girlfriend and being a normalfag nigger! Honest! :^)
Leave
>>28053885
Read the post I was responding to:
>/r9k/ was supposed to be a beta white safe space
>>28053994
>tfw negress
>tfw people probably think you listen to normie rap
>tfw taste is split between punx and noise and dominique leone-core
>>28054102
>Designed to trigger robots
wtf are you on about is every picture where a guy with a gf trigger you. You fucking beta
>>28054102
m8, there are daily threads along the lines of "how can asian men even compete with white men", which I took to be banter.
And you're getting triggered by a groid doing the same thing? K E K
>>28054162
>implying I don't report/shitpost in those threads as well
All cuckposting needs to leave. /r9k/ must be made pure
>>28054185
Well apparently most robots (who I assume are white) don't, because they're never deleted.
>>28054211
Most robots aren't doing their jobs as good posters then
If only /q/ was still around so we could lobby against this shit
>>28054185
I didnt even make this thread with the intent of cuck posting or rustling jimmies man.Honest I hate all this race war shit its annoying
>>28053687
Be gentle with yourself, anon.
It can happen for you, if you really want it to.
It took me thirty years...Thirty. fucking. years. Of self-hatred.
When you've tasted such harmful poison for thirty years, you grow tired of it. What then, to do? A door has slammed shut in your heart and you feel powerless to unlock it.
But there's nothing more beautiful than the wounded gifts people bring us. We are all hurt by this life. Together. No person comes out unscathed. Start focusing on this connection, and start cultivating inner compassion (for yourself.)
The day will come when you realize it's not just a pipe-dream-- You can heal and look at the world in a loving way again.
>>28053732
Cheeky fuckin bogan, why I oughta
>>28054236
>/q/
>ever useful
>>28053758
rolling, what else am i doing
>>28054236
Nigga q was shit
>>28053758
LET'S DO THIS THANG
