I cant think of a structure strong enough to attach the rope
Tips pls.
>>28051326
Drown yourself in the tub
how fat are you?
blooox
Tie your ankles to your thighs. That'll fix the problem
>>28051326
just sonic-run very fast headfirst into a wall at incredible hihg speed
>>28051326
punch a hole in the ceiling either side of a beam and throw the rope round it
>>28051485
I'm sick of you r edditors invading our board
>>28051458
So 2 ropes then?
Im skinny, lost alot of weight, i'm like 55-58 kg?
>>28051517
You could use shoelaces. Or even tighten 2 belts for the ankle part
>>28051326
Get a belt and put it over the door and close the door and it will hold it, tried it myself but pussed out, works nicely
Even made a drawing for you, life's a bitch best just get out of it if you got the balls to do it
>>28051546
So what do i attach the rope to?
>>28051638
Oh fuck I read the post wrong. I thought you said that you couldn't find a structure high enough. That's why I suggested tying your ankles to your thighs so that you would be shorter. My bad sorry for the autism
>>28051629
you could just tie the rope to the doorknob retard
>>28051629
Lovely drawing thanks mate
I just do it asap (as soon as i buy a rope)without thinking because if i think i won't do it
Btw if i was a cashier and saw a young guy buy a rope,i'd think that he wants to kill himself
>>28051684
ye but is nicer to stay on your feet, tried doorknob too, feels weird, you can try comparing them if you want and come tell me wich is better
>>28051698
Amazing how adding some condoms to the basket can turn that around
>>28051326
Can i add you on steam OP, im lonely and cant sleep , you seem like an interesting guy to talk to
>>28051724
What do you mean by nicer to sta on your feet? Wont it be faster if gravity helps strangling you?
Btw can a skipping rope do the job?
>>28052180
on your feet you can do it slowly by bending your knees and slowly increassing pressure on your carotid, at the doorknob you stay on some weird sitting possition with not much adjusting you can do, in the end is the same effect anyway but might aswell make it a little more comfy
>>28052148
Sorry i don't have steam mate
+Nothing really interesting about me lol
>>28052257
battle.net perhaps? you are at the brink of self destruction that makes you pretty interesting to me, would love to have you on some sort of friendslist
>>28052257
Cmon OP, lets talk
>>28052257
Fine we can talk here but it sucks when the thread dies and we just fade away, so hows your day OP?
Silly question ofcourse is shit, maybe not....mine is, spent another 50 for an hour of cuddles with a hooker, i allways fall in love with them even thou they hate me, she probably hates every second i hold her....understandable, what about you OP?
Do you love somebody?
Also found this guys lately, pretty depressing music imo, what you think op?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59CZt1xsh5s
>>28052789
I pulled an all nighter for my finak but in the end i didnt even study, i didnt even go to my final
I loved someone before my downfall. I let her go tho, its better to fall alone than to fall while seeing someone you love gradually lose respect for you
No i dont love anyone anymore lol,pointless.
Didnt listen to the music yet mate
Did you ever have a gf?
>>28052996
Additional info
The girl in question REALLY used to admire me. She was some wife-material girl,sweetest i ever met (thats the exacts thoughts that came in my mind the first tine i talked to her). Seeing the "sweetest girl ever" lose respect for me when i was at my lowest made me understand that girls will leave as soon as you show weakness. But honnestly,girls don't matter,this was a great lesson,too bad it won't be useful anymore
Currently planning my suicide. The only shit holsing me back is how my brothers will feel about it.
Btw for the other guys,is a skipping rope enough?
>>28052996
Tought you abandoned the thread OP, glad to see ya here.
When people talk about breakups and the saddnes behind them i cant say i can relate in any way, since i never had a girlfriend or many real friends, the only women i have had any contact since i was 19 are escorts, but i allways fall in love with them considering they are the only beings im intimate with irl and the only ones who listen my shit.
Also did a breakup fuck your life up?
Or was it something else?
When i tried to kill myself i pussed out for years even thou i was thinking about suicide 24/7 and at some point just gave up on the ideea.
Btw thinking of suicide i think kept me sane, just saw it as a backup plan, a red button or some exit door.
The tought of suicide is comforting as fuck
The thought of suicide is a great consolation: by means of it one gets through many a dark night. -Nietzsche
>>28053138
If you got one you can probably get another, but as i said im tottaly outside of the dating and relationship subject so i wont go there, and i tried hanging with a belt until my face went purple and i started feeling lightheaded than realized im a few seconds from unconsciousness and death and gave up
>>28053264
Lol a girl could never have such an impact on me
My life isnt really fucked but i see no point anymore. Lets just say that it will be now. I used to hate my life in the past,i was an unmotivated lazy aimless loser,just walking in the hallways gave me panic attacks. then i realised some stuff about life
Radically changed everything i was fron A to Z. I had ambition,meaning to my life,decided to become a pharmacist or a doctor, i gradually became a strongwilled hardworking person,i was sky rocketing,i was pretty much 100% sure to achieve my goals. Keep developping myself on every single aspect of my life,develop a strong work ethic (could easily study 10 hours+ a day). First time in my life i truly felt alive and happy,the future is looking bright as fuck. I fall in love with life lol. Then major soul-wrecking health issues happen and fuck me up for a year. I lose everything i had built ,at that point i was a mental wreck,suicidal,in deeo depression. Want to take time off to recover before starting new semester,family doesnt allow me to do so. It ws the worst idea,i never got back on my feet, too depressed to study, end up failing everything which makes me care even less and less. Just missed my last final this morning, i went to a top student to one of the worst.
These goals allowed me and motivated me enough to get out of my shitty mediocre state. Now that i'm even shittier than i used to be,with no goals, i'm doomed to live a shitty life. Nothings motivates me,i dont see a point in anything anymore. Nothing can pull me out. Nothing will give me what i want in life
Its a real pathetic 1st world problem. I prefer to die now than to become shittier and shittier by the day. The alternative is to keep living a shitty life and to survive but i see no point in that
I guess i'm an idiot in the first place but this is the only thing that ever made me happy and ever gave meaning to my life. I know what i used to be in the past, i'm doomed to stay mediocre
>>28053833
Its life having a taste of the start of a great life and then bam,back to square 0. The same self hating depressed loser who hates his life.
Only this time, you'll have something to compare yourself to for the rest of your life
My problems are extremely petty compared to others,i just dont see the point anymore. I'm not even 1/10th of the man i was 1.3 year ago. Whatever man
>>28053319
Oh and thanks,didnt know a belt was enough
>>28053833
You know how people allways say ,it could have been worse, what a clichee, never understood how one can find comfort in that or why should he, i wanted to tell you how im worse than you and my life is a little bit shittier, but whats the point.
Hapiness is relative, some indian kid could be happier geting a can of coke than some rich kid buying a rolex, some might be happy in his cold shack while some might be hanging dead in his penthouse, or the other way around.
If you understand this you know there are no 1st world problems, but only problems, and chances are that while we talk now someone living what we see as the dream life thinks of pulling that trigger.
Should listen simon and garfunkel - richard corey, is really related to this subject.
So its all a thing of perspective, just be as hedonistic as possible and enjoy every sandwich, dont care about standards or the " perfect lives of others" because you can be happy with much less.
In the end you should allways choose the happy pig over the unhappy Socrate.
After hours of 4chan and questionable porn on my phone in my bed trying to sleep the baterry is at 20% so il fuck off to sleep now, hope you find satisfaction in whatever you like be it your school, drugs or thinking of suicide or whatever, also if you actually have a steam just post it here and il check the archive in the morning, would love to talj more to you, anyway hope you will have a great day and everything will fix itself somehow
