Strange things you thought/did as a child
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>be seven
>in second grade
>playing on playground at recess
>overhear some kids talking about sex
>had never heard of sex because I was one of those naive sheltered children
>ask them what sex is because I didn't get to hear the full conversation
>one kid tells me that when a man fucks a woman in the ass she gets pregnant and gives birth
>ask how that works
>kid tells me that a man releases a liquid called sperm out of his penis into a woman's anus and it goes through a tube called a vagina inside of the anus that leads to the ovaries and makes babies and the baby eventually comes out of the anus
>actually believe him
>fast forward to sixth grade
>having puberty/sex ed
>teacher shows us a video about reproduction and puberty
>video demonstrates how sex really works
>feel absolutely fucking stupid
>tfw I believed women literally shat babies until I was eleven
>>28051276
>read all 3 scary stories to tell in the dark
>too afraid to walk down scary dark hallway to pee
>piss in my closet
>mom beats my ass and bleaches closet of urine
>be 13
>smoking weed in my room for the first time when mom is sleeping
>get so paranoid i cant walk to the toilet so i piss in a bottle but it was only a small 50cl bottle
>i pissed more than 50cl
>>28051373
I remember having to sleep with my television on after reading those as a child.
I tried to take my brain out when I was a kid because I saw people in cartoons do it and be okay.
Cut a line right across my forehead...
>>28051486
I had my lamp on and it still didn't help, I'd like to know who approved all books for 12 and under.
>>28051866
>that ghost thing from the second book
