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what do you offer to a potential relationship partner that someone
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what do you offer to a potential relationship partner that someone else couldn't do better?
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uhh
i can speak like 4 languages
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I'm a devout Catholic :^)
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I can be used as a lighthouseso no one bumps into her as we're walking. And other tall people shitmay I'm freakishly tall. 6'8" 210lbs
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Nothing at all. Robots complain about being "lonley" when there are tons of fat and ugly women who would happily date them. When theu say they're lonley they mean that they want a stacy who is cute and energetic and thin. If they were really lonley they would accept the fat, acne ridden quiet girl who works up the nerve to try and ask them out instead of rejecting her and laughing at her behind her back like all the other fucking normies.
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i can actually prove that i'm a good person
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>>28051266
>when there are tons of fat and ugly women who would happily date them
no, this is not the case
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i offer the best cuddles in the world
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Conversational partner
A guy who you like looking at (assuming you like how I look since we're dating in the first place?)
Attention
Committed sex
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Loyalty I guess
> No one else would want me anyway
> Still have that old "life partner" mindset, that I would like to spens my life with one other person I dearly love
> No will to live anyway so would literally kill for her
Thing is, I'm not living in a novel or manga, so this oh so wonderful trait of mine will go completely unclaimed.
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>>28051265
And apparently can't spell. Fuck I should proof read.
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Why do I have to offer anything to you
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>>28051266
Oh shut the fuck up man. You're implying that every lonely man has been approached by an unattractive women, and they've rejected her harshly.
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>>28051266
Can I have one of those women you're talking about?
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dunno, ask my GF
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Loving them unconditionally, becoming literally obsessed with them, wanting them to be happy but only if they're with me, yandere af basically
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>>28051392
people don't want that, unless they're narcissistic manipulators

and if they are, they'll end up hurting you
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>>28051392
be my gf now whore
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>>28051341
No, but most robots would.

>>28051365
Where are you from?
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>>28051500
New York america
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>>28051191
some dank fresh oc memes
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>>28051444
that's my exact problem. I end up liking them too much, more than they like me, and end up pushing them away

>>28051392
A-anything for you senpai
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>>28051266
Been there, done that.
I wish I could like ugly girls and just be happy, but I just can't, they literally digust me
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>>28051191
That question is so stupid you could go and ask some random cunt on the street that question and they wouldn't know what to say besides some meme shit
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Only a quick death
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>>28051506
I have no idea then, I don't know where people meet people.
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>>28051191
Who is that
Origonil
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Nothing much, but I'm not sure what I'd be asking them to offer either. A conversational partner? Someone to share life and feelings with? Sex and love? I'm not sure what the question is asking. Is it like a CV or something? I play the piano and read regularly, does that translate to any "gf cred"?
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>>28051191
Not much, but all women do is offer their vagina.
Regardless the people that don't offer much should be matched up, but all women will only chase guys who have a lot to offer.
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>>28051467
>A-anything for you senpai
meant for you my dear, sorry your whore gf is too stupid they can't even answer you. punish me for my stupidity pls
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>>28051588
>A-anything for you senpai
Okay give contact and I'll forgive you :^)
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>>28051191
I actually hold on to my word and promises. But I'm no easy to fool.
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>>28051579
mami tomoe, aka my girlfriend
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>>28051266
>lonley

Ye fookin what m8?
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Breakdowns in the middle of the night crying uncontrollably while clinging to the one lying next to you. Guess that's what I would bring to a relationship. And even at that I wouldn't be the best one so literally nothing.
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>>28051588
>>28051610
I'm serious dumb whore
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>>28051610
[email protected]
>.>;
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>>28051191
I have a bunch of mental issues and will probably strangle you in anger if sex ever comes up
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>>28051543

There's nothing wrong with it, you're either attracted to someone or you're not. You don't tell a straight person to just fuck a dude, you understand the attraction just isn't there, but its literally the same thing with us and ugly chicks.
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>>28051732
I emailed you
Ignore my last reply
dumb whore :^)
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>>28051623
i guess you're HEAD over heels for her, then, anon?
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>>28051288
>wonderful trait
Loyalty is for the weak who cannot fathom change. Stay with your loyalty peasant and die for my cause.
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>>28052311
Now that's what I call fucking edgy, I scraped my knee just reading your post
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>>28052335
Don't you not have a girlfriend? You're opinion literally doesn't matter
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>>28052404
>being this autistic
Fucking hell senpai kill yourself seriously
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>>28051191
>someone else couldn't do better?
Absolutely nothing. There's always someone better than me at something.
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Yourself. Sounds dumb but that's all you got. If you try to do someone else but better, you're gonna probably do a shitty job of it. If you want a good relationship with someone be you. If it doesn't work out, the only thing you lost was a long time spent with someone who doesn't really care about you.

Or I dunno, money. Sexual Favors... Blood.
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>>28051191
Geographical convenience.

Nah just kidding I live in the middle of nowhere.

>tfw no gf
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