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Wageslaving all weekend edition
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Lack of film night means nothing to do. Post the gf desu
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>>28050984
Fagtorio and chill until i eat my takeaway soon. Not sure what to do later now, i guess vidya all night. I hope all the lads have a nice night and eat some good food, but keep the calories down!
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Any manc lads about? My normie friends are taking me out clubbing. I'm gonna go because it's a welcome break from wanking and playing dark souls 3. The fuck do you even do in a club?
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>>28050984

Been so busy today I didn't even manage to post the beautiful waifu in the last thread. Life of a wagecuck I guess.
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>>28050984
Everything is very shit all the time
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What is /britfeel/ listening to tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9K7W6dztw-4
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>>28051061
>The fuck do you even do in a club?
You drink, dance, and finish up by going home with a profound sense of disappointment and existential angst
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>>28051084
keep with it lad, it was get better.
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4chan is the fourth creation of the chan family. but not the last The previous 3 chans were quite successful at first, but unfortunately have ended up failing or got shut down apart from 2ch which focus on wasted culture aka anime. The first chan was a big hit with the males, particularly the whites, just like common day 4chan is... today.
The extremely fast popularity increase attracted the government's attention. Confusing it for the devil spawning out of modern day technology, it was regrettably shut down.

>4chan is popular.
>(you) browse 4chan.
>you are part of popular culture
>god bless the Devon monks

https://youtu.be/mqRJ6WenGM4
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>>28050950

>5/8 of the initial posts are waifu posts

Don't you guys have better things to do? Why are you not out clubbing it's Friday
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>profound sense of disappointment and existential angst

thought this was just me lad

>>28051107
2chan and 2ch are seperate things. 1chan still exists but is about trains and 3chan is relatively new but stone-cold dead
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>>28051089
Just listened to the absolute god-tier comfy album: Fleetwood Mac's rumours.

Currently listening to 3001: A Laced Odyssey by the Flatbush Zombies. Enjoying it more than I did my first listen.
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>>28051084

Most things are shit most of the time, but there's some nuggets of gold amongst the shit lad.

Love ya, stick with it.
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How should I vote in this referendum thing? it'll be my first time voting
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>>28051093
Sounds about right. I'm gonna get drunk in the corner.
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>>28051061
>The fuck do you even do in a club?
Sneak of early, and your "friends" wonder where their there ride home went.
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>>28051171
Vote out if you want the UK to be it's own country. Vote to stay if you want it to be part of a german controlled super state on the road to a globalist world order.
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I can't believe I'm 27 lads I really want to end it all.
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>>28051219
lets end it together. i'm sick of everything
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>>28051194
>went out once
>felt incredibly awkward despite being drunk
>was excluded from every conversation
>"I-I'm just going to put my jacket in the cloakroom"
>walk home at like 9 o'clock
>never go out again

being alive is really bad
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Place is starting to fill, drinks are bountiful and cheap, sluts are dancing to the power of love. Feeling good lads and happy in a way that the movie is delayed as I won't be home for a few hours.
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>>28051199
Vote IN, if you want the security of an EU superstate. And the freedom to study, live and work anywhere in the EU.

Nothing wrong with an EU superstate, the "German" controlled is bullshit. EU Superstate is bad arse, let's be part of that.

CHINA AND RUSSIA ARE SCARY

IN is the only logical vote, VOTE IN.
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Eating wensleydale and cranberries with a cup of lapsang suchong tea.

Absolute empire food.
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>>28051315
Which "the power of love"? I'm guessing it's not Frankie Goes to Hollywood
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>>28050984
She has a nice cutting board
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Any robots in liverpool?
Ausfag just moved over with no pals.
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>>28051093
Oh and when I say dance, I mean sort of shuffle around in a vaguely rhythmic way
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>>28051335
>CHINA AND RUSSIA ARE SCARY

Seems you've forgotten what year it is there laddy

Being a member of the EU brings us under the influence of the fascist US empire, as evidenced by Obama's pathetic plea for us to stay.
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>>28051315
WTF, did you take that picture on a Nokia 1200?
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>>28051372
>Ausfag just moved over

why

England is dull and full of brown people
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Just had a little cry desu lads. Time for a nap now. See you all tomorrow if I end up sleeping till morning.
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>>28051401
I imagine he didn't want to be eaten alive by a dingo or a wollahjackah or whatever the fuck their shitty animals are called
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>>28051358
Huey Lewis
Oddly that wad not an original comment desu
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To normies, having sex is as simple and routine as going to the shops.
How do they do it?
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>>28051391
Only front cam works due to dropping phone a lot, was just a quick snap taken while talking to people. Taken on an s4 though so almost
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>>28051428
Can't hear that band name without thinking of the ultimate memester Christian Bale
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>>28051382
>brings us under the influence of the fascist US empire
Wouldn't an EU Superstate threaten the "US Empire" ?
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>>28051401
>>28051425

Wanted a comfy country with cheap booze.
Aus is way over hyped.
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>>28051475
No. Europe is in thrall to the United States. NATO represents US interests only, and uses Europe as its proxy.
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>>28051483
my old man grew up in the bush, fishing, plinking, etc

I grew up in a damp post-industrial shithole filled with chavs and women that dress like postboxes

Yes I will forever be jelly
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>>28051089
The new Fall of Troy album. It's pretty good.

Also Future, iLoveMakonnen, and Three Trapped Tigers.
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Watching whiplash lads

It's not that good desu
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Whats going on with the movie night?
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>tfw no britfeel bf to accept my cummies
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Watching Armageddon 2000. Always thought WWF in 2000/early 2001 was amazing but this PPV is a bit rubbish. Loads of underwhelming matches and a ton of filler. The main event is still good though
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>>28051644

I've never heard of any of those, I bet it's hipster garbage.
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>>28051315
don't do this or tell us the club name

tfw drinking in the __________?
https://youtu.be/_cG7ZVBXQII
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>No movie night tonight

Getting pretty triggered desu
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>>28051644
>iLoveMakonnen

no
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>>28051475
>Wouldn't an EU Superstate threaten the "US Empire" ?

The current EU owes it's existence to the US effort to rebuild western Europe after the war. The European Coal and Steel Community, along with the Marshall Plan, was the thing which synchronised the French, German and Benelux economies together and formed a basis for the later EEC. At the time, it was done to keep Western Europe as a bulwark of the west, and to defend liberal democracy against the Soviet Union, which in the immediate aftermath of world war 2 had substantial support in western Europe.

We think of the Cold War in very 1980's terms, but back then the Cold War in the post-45 period was fought between Stalinism and Social Democracy, with all the welfare state and NHS stuff being paid for by the yanks to stop the proles from going over to the commies and keeping Britain on-side.

In fact Britain could've run the whole thing right from the 1940's if we had really wanted to but eurosceptic opinion was too strong, people were too concerned with trying to hold onto what was left of the Empire, and still thinking in 19th century terms.
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>>28051733
starts at 10:30pm
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>>28051674
Postponed to tomorrow
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>>28051733
the jewel of the nile is on you tube
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>>28051652
>A promising young drummer enrolls at a cut-throat music conservatory where his dreams of greatness are mentored by an instructor who will stop at nothing to realize a student's potential.

No wonder. Sounds shite.
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>>28051745
>>28051761
>>28051733

Isn't there some other technology where we can still hang out and watch le ebin youtube videos all night?
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>>28051760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_knN_j8GDo

Im going out and being a normie tomorrow night. Fucking fuck.

Someone nominate star ship troopers for me tomorrow
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>>28051794
togethertube
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>>28051743
Nice, where did you copy+paste that from?
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>>28051794
yeah synchtube
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>>28051433
im thinking about getting into bdsm, i think its the only heaven for small pecker robots. The lass you meet up with already is a deviant and is turned on by something else.

>always some hope lads
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>>28051794
>>28051811
>>28051823

Go on cytube and search

>Britishfeels

Password is

>reetbhlads
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Wireless instruments are providing some degree of amusement for the plebs, 'holy shit that guys guitar is making sounds and there is no wire'
They really do sound great though amd more importantly I suppose, everyone is having a good time.
Going to have another jug and see how things go
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>>28051736
He's pretty good in a "bedroom RnB" way. He does have a stupid looking head and face though
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Does anyone else here live in a flat?

can you hear your neighbours when it's late and quiet?

Have you ever wanked to the sound of your hot blonde neighbour being fucked?
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>>28051882
He reminds me of fat ronaldo desu.
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>>28050984
Posting the waifu~

Been thinking about how to tell my family I have an eating disorder desu.
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>>28051794
i've been looking a polarbro's choice of site for a few hours and i'm disapointed i can't join in a fully comfortable manner
>without paying for a proxy
but I aint don't shit wrong on this station so i might show up

anyone want to point me in the direction of a good free http$ compatiple add-on?
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>>28052063
Mention it in the suicide note.
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Just ordered one of these. Genuinely excited like a saddo now. GIVE ME THE MEAT.

https://www.westingourmet.co.uk/meat-for-a-week-hamper-36-item
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>>28052063
Why do you insist on posting your waifu

They aren't a fucking part of /britfeel/ just fuck off with it and then people wouldn't be so hostile towards you
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ok lads got the option to go fuck a hot preop tranny slut next weekend. problem is he/she wants it raw and to be filled with cum and i also have gf. is it worth potential aids and cheating on gf to nail a convincing trap?

help me out lads
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>>28052132
calm it with the anger lad.
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Any of you lads ever tried nofap before? I've don it for just over a week and I am starting to feel a bit more confident in myself. Could just be a placebo though.
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>>28052164
i wank three times a day. i've tried it and i lasted two days. doesn't help that i'm surrounded by floor-to-ceiling anime and constantly watching it but i might give it another go. my willpower is shite
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>>28052163
Fuck off you little cretin

You and your merry band of cunts ruined this general
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>>28052063
I don't see food as you do. DO IT at the dinner table desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO6LJUyNA0M
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Poleaboos mum and sister finally discovered his cutting scars

His sister has suspected for a while, today she yanked up his t-shirt to reveal 15 scars

She instantly claimed he was cutting
Poleaboo tried to brush it off with some bullshit story about having accidentally cut himself on a nail and then scratched it too much

They weren't buying it
Left to get a takeaway
Mum went to bed on mu return and looks like sister accepted she couldn't get me to admit it
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>>28052164
I did it for a couple of weeks and only noticed tiny differences. I assumed they were a placebo too. I'm usually a once a day wank guy too.

One main difference was that the wank that broke the streak was epic.
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Post your doggos lads. I miss Harry.
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>>28051644
>The new Fall of Troy album
Fuck I completely forgot this was (had) coming out
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>>28052162
bump for help, dont know wat to do boys
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>>28052206
You poleepleb, you said earlier you were gonna eat with a short sleeve shirt
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>>28052284
No you stupid dummy
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>>28052299
It's fun to live dangerously but you don't want to get hit by the car, you want to dodge it at the last second, maybe come out with just a broken arm
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>>28052200
his family care
at least i still have the numbers
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>>28052317
no to the bang? admittedly it is risky but my dick needs a change of scenery
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>>28052254
Harry was great. Shame about his normie cunt owner.
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>tfw no Dinki-Di
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>>28052351
At least wrap up friendo, if you are gonna do it.
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>>28052356
Hmm I dunno he liked the bible. Bring Harry back.

POST DOGGOS LADS. I MAY POST MINE SOON.
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>>28052412
i suggested it in the email but she didn't respond to the question, guess it's not up for negotiation
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>>28052463
Not worth risking it imhotbqhfam but if you wanna do it go for it.
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>>28052254
Desklad delivers.
This is from earlier today, will post fresh harry pics when I get home if that puts a smile on anyone's face.
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>>28052601
Good good we miss him he is fun.
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>>28052601
What does Harry think of my doggo familia?
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>>28052791
tfw my doggo has a weird nose
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>>28052791
2% battery so must be fast... dunno about harry but from me a solid 10/10 would cuddle and feed treats to.
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>>28052791
He looks like he's just had a treat and is waiting for another. GIVE HIM ANOTHER TREAT.

I rate 8/10

Thank you
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>>28052791
i want to lick his nose
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>>28052831
>>28052853
>>28052857
Excellent thanks senparinos I will tell him he received praise on this Serbian carpet weaving enthusiast image board.
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Hmm this may seem a bit normie. Ree.

But do any of you lads play football manager? I find it rather fun
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>>28052935
used to love it but this year's version is shit
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>>28052958
I have also found this. This year it doesn't matter how you set your team up if its not Barca style tiki taka you will lose? Have you also found this?
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Post more dogs /brit/
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>>28052935
I loved it 10 years ago but then I stopped caring about football so I stopped caring about Football Manager. Shame because those games were great
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>>28053044
How come you stopped caring about football m8e?
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>>28053085
I changed and stopped watching matches and following it. Still look in once in awhile and see that every team, manager and player are shit except for Leicester which is weird.
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>>28052601
my doge is also called Harry

2spooky
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lads, what happened to film night?

also, just quit my job.
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>>28053142
Fair enough m8, who did you like when you used to follow it? Also did you substitute anything for it?
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>finished Dark Souls 3
>can finally come back to 4chan
>will have to leave again next week when UC4 inevitably gets leaked

Man I just want to be comfy on /r9k/ without fear of spoilers.
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>>28053146
Hmm I seem to like both of them, this Harry is nice and so is Bro Harry.

>>28053162
Care to expand matey?
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>tfw no Maria-chan waifu
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>>28053182
I wont spoil this for you familia. How did you enjoy Dark Souls 3. Tried playing all of them and I just didn't enjoy them. Although I appreciate how good they are I just don't like Vidya anymore
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getting her in early may, lads
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>>28053205
FUCK YOUR WAIFU REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -E FOR ORIGINALE
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>>28053196

Work in a petrol station, hilariously understaffed. Boss is trying to push me to sign a new contract for more hours, and also to agree to be a key holder. I don't fucking want none of it.

He tells me I could be fired if I refuse. I quit.
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>>28053214
It's fucking great. Much better than 2. Although yeah, don't like one you won't like any. They're very similar games.

>>28053205
>tfw no gf willing to cosplay as qt characters from video games

Why the fuck should I even bother?
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>>28052935
Yeah I get around 5000 hours a year in on football manager
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>>28053253
I really want to cosplay her now
I've never cosplayed anyone and Bloodborne is one of my favourite games
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>>28053242
You maybe could of asked for more money to be a key holder? If that was out of the question then fair play Senpai.

>>28053253
Oh I see, Glad you enjoy it though m8. I appreciate the dedication to get through it though Senpai.
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>>28053277
Biggest achievement?
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>>28053182
>>28053253
Any of you two getting the board game?
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>>28053242
>fore fitting your employee rights
>Not forcing him to make you redundant
>Not collecting your free money on the way out


WEW LADDIE
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>>28052935
i've been known to play it
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>>28053286
Girl or boy you should do it.

>>28053289
Only took me 35 hours in total. Going into my second playthrough now.

I just know UC4's going to be 12 hours with a disappointing 2sad4u ending (because the new director is an pretentious nu-male) but I'm excited nonetheless.

>>28053320
80 quid is a bit expensive for something I will never play with another person. Those George and Lennie figures though.
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I ate too much shit and drank some of that creamy milk and now i feel like shit

help
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>>28053352
Always good to find someone who's more of a lost cause than me.
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>>28053219
Do you play with these things? or just put on a shelf and look at them?

How much do they cost? what do you do with them? do you have to build them, like lego?

I like Johnny Cash, and American country Music. I've been to Nashville.
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>>8 years old 14 years ago
>>go camping with Papy
>>don't really know Papy that well but he takes me anyway
>>get to camp site
>>big campsite with many people on
>>some young ladie comes up to me
>>"WANNA PLAY CRIKETY M8Y?"
>>Say yes because papy encourages me
>>Go to bat
>>Ladie says "WHATS YOUR NAME MATEY?"
>>Tell him my name
>>Ladie whispers loud enough to hear him and his mates start snickering
>>"DIDNT REALISE WE HAD A PAKI PLAYING"


TFW not even remotely dark skinned.
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>>28053342

I'd only started 3 weeks ago. I don't have any rights.

>>28053289

It was out of the question. I was expected to do all that on minimum wage.
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>>28053342
>fore fitting
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>>28053410
>I'd only started 3 weeks ago. I don't have any rights.

Fair enough then mate, fuck it off
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>>28053386
may as well post this while I'm at it. Imagine what I could have achieved in my life ffs
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>>28053410
Fair play desu. Nothing worse than employers taking advantage of workers.

tfw people actually becoming apprentice warehouse donkeys for 2.56 six pence an hour
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>>28053359
>Girl or boy you should do it
If I ever decide to cosplay it will be my first character. I'm pretty shit at sewing and textiles though so I don't know how well I'd be able to put together a costume

>80 quid is a bit expensive for something I will never play with another person.
It's not like you can't play it single player. Though it is a bit too expensive, I'm lucky my roomate is getting it so I'll have a chance to play it.

>Those George and Lennie figures though.
I know, it's a shame they won't be painted though
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Belfast gaybar wagie here again.

>Friday night
>many fags coming in
>sitting In coatcheck taking money and jackets
>going to check the coats for nice things whilst they get drunk

Take that fagchads
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>tfw you know the "free drink" code for every asda coffee machine in the UK
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>>28053398

you put them on a shelf. they cost around 15 pounds usually (cheaper in japan, you pay a bit in import costs)

posable ones usually have some assembly required, the solid ones like that are just display things. there are also garage kits where you build and paint the entire thing yourself, never done that though.

my grandad listens to johnny cash all the time. i used to love it when i was a kid even though i didn't know what any of the songs were about
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>>28053352
I've clocked up a lot of hours on Civ, but many of those tabbed out doing something else.
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>>28053485
That's just not cricket mate
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>>28053504
Ever tried the modded Hitler faction?
Its loads of fun.
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>>28053488
Wanna share Senpai

>>28053504
Fave leader?
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>>28053466
>they won't be painted

What? Damn, that sucks. Guess I might have to learn how to paint figures. Now I've learnt that you get a ton of other free stuff with the initial pledge (3 new bosses, every class, ton of new enemies, etc) I'm getting it for sure.
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>>28053176
Mostly Man Utd but I went to more City matches because Maine Road was right next to my grandparents' house.

Didn't really substitute it with anything. Just continued playing video games and reading comics like usual.
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>>28053446
You bet me at 15 too.
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>>28053352
You've spent literally over 100 full days playing that game, m8. I think it's time for an intervention.
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>>28053552
Yeah it's a shame, I kind of like painting figures but I wouldn't want to risk fucking it up somehow
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>>28053569
Fair enough Senpai, I am a prawn sandwich eater myself. But want Leicester to win it obviously.
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>>28053552
Can you explain what you two are talking about? George and Lenny as in Of Mice and Men?
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>>28053541

Top left hand corner of the screen. Tap that. Keypad should appear. 1111. Top option should be "My Settings", then go into "set drinks" and it should be obvious from there.
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what is UC4?
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>>28053608
Thank you Desu if this works I will set up a shrine to you. Great coffee friendo.
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I'm chatting with a girl on tinder whilst looking at her instagram. Why would tinder display their instagram name? Anyone could creep on it. Then again, I can't complain.
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>>28053604
>But want Leicester to win it obviously.
We're gonna do it lad, just keep believing
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>>28053599
It's the same even if you don't paint them. Looking at the boss demo they posted the figures look good even without paint.

>>28053606
There's a boss in Dark Souls called Ornstein and Smough. Their sizes are like George and Lenny from OMaM, so it's a nickname they have. Other nicknames also include:
>French and Saunders
>Pikachu and Snorlax
>Biggie and Tupac

>>28053647
Uncharted 4.
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>>28053316
i do the same thing every year and win thw champions league with the worst team in the lowest English league
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>>28053606
Yes, as in ornstein and smough
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>>28053386
>>28053352
amatures
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>>28053667
By the end of may Harry Kane will have a premier league title and Jamie Vardy will be in the slammer. Believe.
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>get a ting
>realised i missed movie night
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7OQgDrh-R0
>turn the bot off desu
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>>28053381
PLEASE

LADS
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>>28053698
>literally 2 years and 5 months played timed over 4 years

... mate
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>>28053698
>how to spot someone that has genuine non meme autism
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>>28051089
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucigkLLqnG4
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>>28053667
I'm jealous of Leicester. I want to see them win it but at the same time I just fucking wish it was us. I mean, I know Leicester had a better squad in the Championship than we do now (Norwich), but still.

Why not us?
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>>28053604
>>28053667
I went to Leicester a couple years ago. The city seemed fine and it was a nice summer's day but the atmosphere was weird, like this odd sense of dread.

Also I got asked directly for money by multiple homeless people in the 3/4 hours I was there. I live in Manchester (AKA Homeless City UK) and this never happens.
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>>28053738
>>28053723
my sister is a literal autist so maybe i am too
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>>28053738
I'd say if you have more than like 500 hours in any game you're probably on the spectrum. That shit is unreal though. He must be a high ranking wizard.
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>>28053788
>so maybe i am too
>maybe
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>>28053750
I don't really like Sunderland or Newcastle so I'm rooting for your lot to stay up
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>>28053806
I've had sex before once, 7 years ago

>>28053847
i failed my esa assessment so I can't be that bad
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Who /all nighter/
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>>28054207
maybe until 5am, but that's just the usual neet lyfe for me.
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Pretty sure I'm close to the end boys. I love you all.
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>>28054207
I usually fall asleep around 3am

I can try though
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>>28054207
Probably going to bed before 2 tonight
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>>28054207
Sort of

Working until 6 if that counts?
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>>28054283
Love you
only a tiny bit of homo
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>need my parents to go to fucking bed so I can have a wank in peace
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laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ads

>is not original by itself
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>>28050950
>struggle trying to be normie for ages
>always been nerdy but friends were all chads
>friends are still chads
>have very little in common with them but still love them anyway cause they are my bros
>get to uni
>hope I will meet someone with similar interests
>don't
>start to crave people I share things in common with
>time goes on the more I begin to realize there is like a 1% chance of meeting anyone like myself
>realize the chance of meeting a girl like that is 0.1% but doesn't matter cause social anxiety goes to 11 when trying to talk them
>more and more it dawns on me that almost every kind of activity that gets me out the house I don't enjoy
>Feel like every time I go out to see friends I'm bored out of my mind, thinking about all the stuff I could be doing at home
>Wondering what will happen to me if I keep this up, even if I was super confident socially I still wouldn't want to leave my house I just enjoy being there
>Restricting myself even further from finding people to connect to
>probably be a virgin forever

How's counseling going lads.
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>>28054267
>>28054207
Night shift wagie here. Ill get home as the sun comes up sleep all day like a worthless neet and begin my slaving from 10 at night.
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Anyone else here with normie friends that are starting to worry that they are virgins
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>>28054426
1/100 people are like yourself?
breddy good chance of meeting someone then lad
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>>28054458
shelf stacker?
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>>28054458
ditto m80

started today at 4 and finishing at 6
same again tomorrow, what do you do?
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What's the cheapest form of photo id? Moved to a new city and two offies wanted id. /Who else old but babby faced?/
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>>28054646
provisional driving license
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoiEkEuCWog

Yet another talentless slut to get famous
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>>28054725
so why post her?
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>>28054736
Because i dont get it.

Why is it females cant get famous without being slags? Even taylor swift is starting to dress like a slut.
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>>28054796
Because sex sells.
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>>28054809
But even the singers like ariana grande who sell music without still do it.
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Got a lift home from the band, which is just as well as I'd missed the last bus while telling a girl that as much as I wanted to, I couldn't take her hoome. I'm calling this a draw as half of me wanted to take the fat slag home and put it in her pooper but my normie half made me not cheat on my gf. I feel kind of like a daywalker atm.
Going to go to bed and wank to the mental image of the slut I turned down, night night lads.
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>>28054646
I'm 25 but look like I'm 17.
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>>28054904
normie cuntario
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>>28054904
You're a bit of a slimy bastard
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>>28054725
why do all these singers have that exact same voice?
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>>28055091
auto tune
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>>28055131
actually its a vocoder
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>>28054904
I thought you had a gf, yet you spent your whole friday night posting here?
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>>28055225
sick burn matey
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drinking all night with a girl who is thirsty as fuck for me, thought we were gonna end up going back to mine to watch movies, even almost tided up the place
she didnt offer.
when i was in a relationship she always fucking offered and i turned her down so many times
ffs would have fucked her too this time i reckon
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>>28055422
okay normie mcnormula, i think its time to go to sleep.
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>>28055314
No, i'm curious. Where's his gf? Long distance?
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>>28055225
I do but I don' tinvite her everywhere with me, it's important to have your own life too.
I tried to go to bed but drank enough that things spin when I close my eyes so I'm back at the desk while my brain sorts itself out.
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>>28055660
Where's your kid too?
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>>28055726
he's at the exes for the weekend, or really at her parents' place as she isn't keen on parenting.
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>>28055660
seems weird that all you did was post pictures of yourself at a pub on r9k on a friday night. i would have rather chilled with a gf desu
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>>28055807
>mum doesn't care
>dad is jobless and sits in a pub the whole day

that poor kid
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>>28055834
Remember when he said people would be interested in certain aspects of his life? I'm still waiting for that part. All I see right now is the filler pub arc. Where's the good shit?
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>>28055807
I also danced, made friends with strangers and bumped into old friends, making a couple of r9k posts does not a whole night make
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i want poleaboo and tilde back, what's with everyone thinking they have interesting lives?
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>>28055942
>implying that they have interesting lives

Shit man start telling us about your life, would be better than pakipoo endlessly droning about his bullshit existence
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>>28056000
I don't have an interesting life, that's why I'm not going to start blogging about it. We literally have some guy who went to a pub thinking his story is interesting enough to tell.
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>tfw you sit at home stewing in your own virginity playing third strike at 2 am while normies are out clubbing, shagging and having a good time being degenerates

Really happy lads what are you doing, might make myself a chamomile tea and read a chapter of lotr comfily before bed.
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>>28055942

poleaboo is the definition of someone thinking they have an interesting life though.

the guy counts how many white girls he sees every time he goes down the takeaway

tilde does absolutely nothing at all

today's guy went down the pub to see a mate's band and thought it necessitated like 10 posts

all of the "personalities" on britfeel are the cancer.
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>>28055875
even my autistic drug dealing arc is more interesting than this
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>>28056073
tildes illness is just tedious desu

pakiboo however could go off the rails at anytime
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>>28056216

yeah and i'd be interested to read what he has to say when he does. not so much here to see "poleaboo just got back from the shops, he bought two mars bars and his dad yelled at him for being a useless shitstain".

sick of people using britfeel like their twitter account
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>>28056073
Poleaboo had a interesting story. Lets not forget when the whole polish girl stalking was at it's peak. Those posts were amazing, but yes today he's just a neet who plays video games and eats takeaways all day. Why he keeps posting as poleaboo is a mystery. He refuses to acknowledge his story has ended.

Tilde is like marmite, you love him or hate him but it's unique at least. Not everyday you see some autist eating and then throwing up due to guilt or whatever the fuck it is.

This pub guy though, jesus fuck. He makes both those two look like shakespeare stories.
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>tfw been reading Elliot Rodger's My Twisted World recently and now I'm watching his youtube videos

Guy is a massive cunt but he's also relatable in som ways. I understand why robots love him
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>>28056262
>>28056265
i've read pakiboos blog a few times it fantastic i even saw a few posts leading up to the blog

the court shit should be good too but now it's just down time

>>28056299
yeah I got a bit obsessed with him for a while, he's very polarizing even to me
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>>28056265
i mean yeah i'd much rather hear from poleaboo than desk-dad and the guy who sits in the manky pub all day, but still
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>>28056437
desk guy is pub guy and there both boring cunts
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Are you guys being serious when you say tilde and jun are the same person?

Do you know who I miss, that autist that use to post some mrs dinosaur waifu. The thread seems weird without it.
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>>28056437
>>28056503
He gets my vote for most boring poster. Even dxm fastguy and i will wait guy had more interesting posts, and they were tedious as fuck.
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>>28056543
>tilde and jun are the same person?
They are both faggots but they are different faggots.
>>
Who here a supreme gentleman?
>>
Whats the best thing for covering up weed smell lads?

Most deodorants/body sprays don't work, just make it smell like spray + weed.

It's not usually an issue, but since I work alone at nights I might as well sneak off for a quick smoke to relax until my shift ends since I do fuck all over night, but don't want to be caught out if someone suddenly comes in
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>>28056565
I got told nearly all the anime fags are the same person behind a screen with mpd or some shit.
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>>28056543
jun and tilde are different

though I did used to try and convince people that tilde and I were the same person when I used to trip as shoutanon
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>>28056705
That would be some serious dedication. But no they are all different, ive seen all the anime fags interacting with each other on steam chat.
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>>28056705
it could be, only jun comes to movie night

plus it's not like there very distinct personality's
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>>28056808
A lot of the anime fags come to movie night. Jun is the only one who goes out of his way to namefag and make sure everybody knows it's him. I close the chat now, it's not worth it.
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>>28056729
Wait jun is shout anon?

Shoutanon and bonsai are the most cancerous cunts ever.


Lads today in jon cjgs twitch stream the first message he read out was mine.
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>>28056870
Most of the personalities are cancer. Only a few are worth reading. This latest pub guy is one of the worst ones to date.
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>>28056890
I can't keep up with them all.

Why doesn't jun use a trip?
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>>28056832
fair point but i can't complain about jun I'm as big of an attention seeker as he is if not bigger

>>28056870
I'm shout and i pretend to be tilde aswell, not jun
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>>28056927
Your not shout.
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>>28056904
because he avatar fags so he's harder to filter
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>>28056904
he doesn't need one, it's painfully obvious it's him since he posts about the same shit.
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>>28056947
WHOSE NOT SHOUT?
>>
The only trip fag I ever liked was fridgebro.
I honestly think he might be dead now.
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>>28056974
THATS THE WRONG TRIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
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>>28057009
Shout was just to poke fun at other people and there shitty gimmicks but I got as bad as them so I dropped it plus all i did was cause massive arguments
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>>28057009
I don't remember him? Remind me?

>>28057035
You did the right thing desu
>>
thinking of starting a tripfagging career where the gimmick is that i pretend i don't know what anime is while posting anime

i'm mentally ill and obnoxious so i feel like i'd be good at it
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>>28057019
think your right is this it?
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>>28057059
He has never cleaned his house since he bought it, theres just flies everywhere and its disgusting but at the same time he was really nice. Cared loads about his dog and didn't allow it to sleep in filth even though he did himself.

He never posted in britfeel but he used to post on r9k once every red moon.
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>>28057114
yeah that's the one
dsfdsfds
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>>28057139
OHHHHHHH SHIT FRIDGE BRO

fuck that guy was cool to have around for a while
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>>28057172
Yeah I honestly think he got some disease or something and passed away yet to be found.
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>>28057199
he was really messed up didn't he cook weird shit too out of his rotten food?

I bet that poor dog ate the fucker too
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