ITT: autistic habits you have
I'll start
>dress up like Raoul Duke from fear and loathing in las Vegas
>smoking out of a cigarette holder and everything
>most people don't recognize it
>drive around with my car stereo playing the footloose song at max volume
>go to bars and act like an eccentric coke head
>people think I'm a weirdo
>atleast they don't think I'm creepy
>some people are into it
>deliberately do weird things whilst in my facade
I really love doing it, but I always end up hating myself afterwards
>>28050187
>not totally commiting yourself to journalism in the search for the ultimate truth.
>not casually eating lsd the night before important business meetings
>not having packages of new Canadian money in your briefcase
Stay pleb loser
>>28050187
>this guy hasn't even read Generation of Swine
>always make mean-looking or serious faces
>probably look retarded while doing it
>avoid laughing or smiling as much as I can
>refuse paying attention to interesting stuff happening around me, for example when walking outside and cops go by chasing someone or something happens, everyone stares but I keep looking forward at all times pretending like I'm not interested
>pretend I can smell something when walking by someone (start sniffing like a dog) and always look to my right or left pretending I saw something when walking by people
>check soles of my shoes even though I know I haven't stepped into anything
>pretend I'm talking on the phone when in public
>look behind me all the time pretending I'm trying to get away from someone
There's a lot more, I just can't remember all of it right now.
>>28050187
>I really love doing it, but I always end up hating myself afterwards
why? it makes you happy and doesnt hurt anyone.
sounds like a great idea. I would try it too but I'm not good with people
just enjoy it m8
and post stories
Do you do this sober?
I don't know where to look when I'm walking down a hallway and people are in the hallway. Usually end up looking off to the side.
>>28050580
>pretend I can smell something when walking by someone (start sniffing like a dog) and always look to my right or left pretending I saw something when walking by people
jesus christ
>>28050652
Autism sucks, man.
>>28050187
if you have a shitload of drugs, i can be your spic side kick (oscar zeta acosta)
>>28050317
im actually studying journalism
AMA
>>28050585
stories? alright
>be me couple months ago
>at bar doing my usual act
>decide to go out in the alley behind the bar for a smoke
>couple people in the alley with me, people smoking in groups
>group of three girls smoking in circle
>decide to join in
>walk up to them and say "what's cool, cats?"
>they look at each other while giggling for a couple seconds
>one of them says "not much, what about you?"
>I say "breathing in the vapors of life, doll"
>she says "oh yeah? how's that working out for you?"
>I say "very well my friend, but first, I must inhale. then exhale"
>smack one of the girls ass and casually walk back in the bar (keep in my mind I was pretty drunk when this happened)
>hear them laughing as I open the door of the bar
>drink some more and see them come back in later
>they just give weird glances for the rest of my time there
>leave and go eat mcdonald's
that's why I end hating myself afterwards
>have verbal tic of a random phrase I say usually all the time, like picking your nails but you say some stupid shit instead
>everyone either thinks I'm saying it for laughs or they just think I'm a freak which I guess I am
>>28051004
God I wish I could see this happening. The whole thing from start to finish.
>>28051004
that still sounds cool. who gives a fuck
everybody was having fun
>>28051036
what's the random phrase anon?
>>28050187
>randomly screaming in my best aggressive black guy voice trying to freak people out
>sitting at park benches staring and pointing at people as they walk by
>order food at mcdonalds then throw it out in the restaurant while declaring i don't eat junk food
>ask people for a cigarette and when they give it to me i stomp it on the floor and walk away
>ask people for a lighter then pocket it and walk away
>sounding out songs while not realizing it
these are some of the autistic things i do
>>28050187
Dawg, I legit wanted to be like Dr. Gonzo for a little while after watching Fear and Loathing.
There's nothing autistic about it, the movie and books were just that good.
>>28051302
I dunno, it just seems autistic to impersonate fictional characters as an adult
hunter s thompson was literally just as fedora worthy as bukowski
>le i dont giv a fug attitude :~DDD
both hacks
>>28051464
why? because other adults told you?
dude you are just having fun. that's the whole point of this existence.
>>28051184
Its nothing really funny sometimes it's just words aswell like "yay" or sounds like ganons laugh from OOT
One was the way monsters say "I want to die" from deadly premonition
>>28051605
I guess so. Thanks for saying this anon, really, it made me feel better and gave me something to think about. I appreciate it.
>listen to gogol bordello
>fantasise about being an eastern european gypsy traveller type, floating from town to town with my buddies, telling people my stories of world travel and meeting people along the way
i listen to gogol bordello a lot
>>28051669
>laughing like ganon from OOT
>saying I want to die like the monsters from deadly premonition
>nothing really funny
i can just imagine top kek
>>28051723
I'm glad I could help
would like to read more stories if you have any
>>28051004
You seem like a fun person desu
I actually am a spontaneous and wanton, hedonistic drug abuser. A lot of us up here in Canada are like that. Your character would be recognized warmly at any local bar in my town.
>>28051868
I am Canadian tho
I don't know if this is a habit (I consider it more of a fetish) but I have a sexual fetish for going to the local supermarkets and finding people with cucumbers in their baskets and trolleys.
I then like to film them and go home and photoshop their arse getting fucked by the cucumber and masturbate thinking about them at home doing it.
Pic related, from today. Couldn't find any girls with cucumbers but it doesn't really matter.
>>28051824
ok sure
>be me last week doing my act
>go to local Mc donald's
>it's my turn to order
>immediately start energetically talking to the cashier
>say "hello my friend, I must ask you this question and you must listen to me, what's the name you've been blessed with"
>cashier looks a bit taken back and responds
>his name is Michael
>say "okay Michael now I have an order, a specific order, you must promise me, Michael, that you will understand me when I give you this order"
>"um okay"
>I say "okay Michael here it goes, I ask of you, Michael, to give me two, and only two, mc doubles with ketchup only. And a medium cup of coca-cola, Michael, can you do this for me?"
>I might have said the words a bit differently then, but I'm pretty sure that's what I said
>get my food, thank him and start walking out
>on my way out the store I pointed my cup towards people and asked them if they wanted a sip
>they all declined
I enjoyed this encounter
>>28052130
not gonna lie mate you sound fucking class. no way i could pull this off
>>28051910
Fear and Loathing is the gospel of the youth in my town, for whatever reason.
>>28050580
That sounds like OCD
>>28051124
They were having fun laughing at such an autist.
>>28051605
No because you're an adult and not the fictional character you're pretending to be
>>28052084
This is made up, right? There's no way someone can really be that autistic.
>>28052084
jesus fookin christ
>>28052130
it's people like you that keep me going out to the bars. Fucking love these kinds of encounters.
>>28052084
Oh my fuck you are autistic and possibly a threat to society
>>28052130
you are fat and have a beard plus you also larp.
how is my aim
>cut dead skin off my feet with scissors
>wrap it in paper
>store in shelf for later
I still do not know why i'm storing skin in my drawer.
>>28052292
>No because you're an adult and not the fictional character you're pretending to be
undoubtedly. but I dont see how is it autistic. the guy is acting as a character and has fun while doing so.
the thing is, I think OP just wants to act more eccentric but he is afraid to change because of how others will perceive him, what will they say etc.
so he lives it through his shenanigans. which is cool, but maybe he wants to be an eccentric character all the time. it doesnt have to be hunter thompson or anybody in particular, just someone who is not boring and timid all the time.
>>28052170
you should try, it's pretty easy to do comfortably.
Just put your mind in a state of numbness, don't think about the consequences, or the things that could go wrong. Don't even think about the things that could go right, just focus on the immediate and current situation.
don't think about what others think, even if they have negative thoughts, what is the possibility that a stranger who saw you, another stranger, do something retarded will do anything else than think "man that guy is weird"
If you saw somebody doing something like what I did in public, wouldn't you just laugh or think to yourself "huh weird" and the just forget about it?
The only thing that can make it awkward is perceiving it as awkward, if you start thinking "oh man I'm being so weird, why did I do this, fuck"
you'll start getting nervous. And that's what makes it awkward.
when you start feeling awkward, just go along with it. If somebody calls you out, just go along with it.
I've never smoked in my life, but whenever I feeI depressed in a certain way, I take a drag from an imaginary cigarette
>>28052130
Hey man this is so fucking cool you could do one fo those youtube prank things get like a million views
>>28052084
> cucumber22.jpg
about to go watch fear and loathing for the first time thanks for the reminder OP
>>28052527
I'm the exact same way, friend.
Been doing it since this "about a girl" thing didn't work out.
Only whenever i feel the most melancholy i take a long drag off an imaginary cigarette and exhale from one side of my mouth.
>>28051248
Holy shit anon everything from the 3rd one down is fucking hilarious
>>28050187
>See some kind of fetish meme shit posted up and people discussing it
>Start sarcastically imagining myself with that fetish or ironically browsing that type of porn
>Every time I see something similar to that fetish in real life or elsewhere I'm sarcastically saying to myself 'Damn that's hot mmm'.
>The fetish is constantly on my mind whenever I see anything similar to it or something that turns me on
>The fetish meme develops into a legitimate serious fetish
>tfw have developed about 6 new fetishes this way
>>28052475
eat it, anon
you know you must
>>28050580
You probably watch too much anime
>regard sky constantly or stare at lights
>talking to myself of spiritual entities, sometimes disrupted by someone passing by
>smiling or laughing in the street from inner jokes or memories
>never sallute to any acquaintance and with friends only stare
>>28052669
Yeah, it'd be funny to see if it'd be true
ever since i saw denpa onna i try to be like erio as much as possible, i got obsessed with aliens and i walk around and try to live as though i'm an alien
>>28051910
this is the funniest fucking reaction picture I've seen in a while
I still play with my Legos and toy soldiers.
>>28054647
Hey rooney
>>28054738
>tfw no autistic Rooney gf
>>28054738
do not post post pictures of my gf on this forum
>>28054785
>implying you have gf while posting on this chinese noodle drawing forum
>>28054854
rooney and i would both appreciate it if you would stop posting images of her
thank you.
>>28052084
show us the rest
>>28054878
easy there kate
I'm an awkward piece of shit who doesn't know how to handle social situations, so now instead of displaying my social ineptitude, I just behave like an asshole and for some reason people seem to respect me more
>instead of saying thank you, please and sorry all the time, I stopped saying these things altogether and just request stuff bluntly
>since I'm in college and don't care about making friends, I put myself before others (don't answer to texts when I don't feel like it, stuff like that)
>I used to be as engaging and kind as possible, now I just maintain a calm composure, state what I want and leave (eg when dealing with cashiers)
>ever since I started to behave that way, I've noticed people coming to me for advice and generally listening to me much more
It makes life easier to be a dick.
All kinds of little things that I do when I start feeling bad. They always make me feel better momentarily, sometimes even for the rest of the day. They aren't necessarily weird or "autistic" things, but this doesn't change the fact that a lot of the time they make me feel alright.
In order to relieve anxiety, I do these things in this order. Typically in the morning, that way I can feel nice through the afternoon.
>Poop/urinate
>Shower
>Lay in bed for 30 minutes after shower
>Organize/clean my dwelling
>Open the window in my bedroom
>Eat a small warm meal
Basically, I go through phases, and these phases determine my mood. These phases can be defined by how long I go without doing any of the things on this list - sometimes it can be months, and sometimes only a day or a few hours. The longer I go without completing the list, the worse I begin to feel and the more times I will have to complete the list before I'm back to my optimal mood.
It's much like a spectrum, my mood is. The higher on the spectrum, the more emotionally numb and manic I am. The lower on the spectrum, the sadder and more apathetic I am. Basically, I must choose between feeling bad and being useless, or being useful and feeling nothing. Everytime I complete the list, my mood shifts up on the spectrum.
You see, I only work over the summers, live with my mother, and currently only take 3 classes at the local community college. While technically not a NEET, my lifestyle is very similar because I rarely do anything. This large amount of free time only makes the chances of completing the list smaller, because I have no motivation to do anything unless directly under pressure from another person to do it. I simply have to remind myself that I can be that person.
>>28055036
>>I used to be as engaging and kind as possible, now I just maintain a calm composure
What you were before and after this?
>>28055068
What do you mean? l don't understand.
>>28055090
How would you describe "engaging and kind as possible"? Apologizing too much? How does your "calm composure" looks like? Only bodily calmness?
finished watching fear and loathing it was bretty grat 10/-10
>>28055157
I was always trying to please others, not get in their way, and generally did everything I could to make other people feel good.
>How does your "calm composure" looks like
Bodily calmness as well as my general behavior. I speak more slowly, more clearly, I don't rush. I used to talk fast because I felt like I was wasting people's time, now I don't care if they have to wait. I used to stutter a bit, now my thoughts are more concise and I'm more eloquent because I can focus instead of worrying about how I'm perceived - not because I'm alpha or anything, but because I'm actively trying to be a dick in a relatively passive aggressive way. I speak clearly and more confidently, since I state my opinions instead of trying to cater to other people's sensibilities.
I managed to be more relaxed by focusing on my breathing and doing situational awareness exercises (noticing what happens in your surrounding environment).
I avoid using the words sorry, please and thank you. For example, if I bump into someone, I'll either keep walking or just wave at them, instead of apologizing like I used to. When asking for something to cashiers, I'm assertive instead of hypothetical (I say "give me X" instead of "do you have X" or "could I have X")
>>28055285
Interesting. Did people noticed your "transformation"? Did they tried to call you asshole?
>>28055362
>Did people noticed your "transformation"?
I really only changed my behavior concerning strangers, so not really. I'm still warm and nice to my family. I started behaving this way in my freshman year of college, so to my other acquaintances, I've always been like this.
>Did they tried to call you asshole
Nobody's ever called me out openly on my behavior, except once in public transport when I bumped into some fat guy and he told me to watch it. I just turned my head, looked at him and kept walking.
People are surprisingly submissive in group environments, especially in public transport. I can vigorously push my way through a crowd without even apologizing and people won't say shit. I'm not even tall or built, I'm like 5'10, but I still manage to get away with that kind of behavior.
>>28055502
Have you noticed that when you dont talk that much other people try to fill the gap by doing excessive talk?
>>28055528
Fuck yes. I used to feign interest and share personal experiences and shit, now I just let them talk and they'll ramble for hours. People don't want to hear about you, most of them use conversation as a mirror, especially if you ask them questions about themselves.
I don't do any of that, if I need to know something I'll ask them, but I don't indulge in the echochamber bullshit anymore.
Which, surprisingly, leads people to seek approval from me more than before, notably by asking me for advice or asking me about personal experiences without me having to do anything to make them feel validated.
>>28050317
I drop acid before important stuff. Have gotten a strange ability to handle myself on it over the years, people don't notice it.
>impersonating other characters
