>"Hi anon, nice to meet you. I'm a Syrian refugee and the government designated me to temporary live with you for a year. I hope you won't mind."
What do?
Welcome her and do a little joke to make her laugh, like " I need to buy something, Seer yah!"
"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this", as I hand her a bowl of eggs
>ok
Go back to playing video games.
>>28049954
id welcome her to my home. luckily, i only have one bedroom so we'd have to share.
hnng. syrian refugees are my fetish
>>28050013
>Seer yah!
good one, anon! I'll have to use that one.
>>28049954
Make have sex with me all the days.
>>28050082
>good one, anon! I'll have to use that one.
It's all yours, friend
THANKS, TRUDEAU.
"Immigration can never be an effective or significant way to deal with the suffering people of the world. They have to be helped where they live."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE#t=212
"Get the fuck out now you towelhead, go worship your pig prophet"
>>28049954
Give her anal rape.
>okay, you have the right to stay in the house during daytime, but during nightime you're gonna stay locked in the shed.''
>>28050173
>feels just like I'm back at home!
>>28050310
It's only fair that we should embrace her culture
>>28049954
Well I'm very sorry, but you have to go back to Syria. Just like all Syrian's.
Goodbye and good luck.
>>28049954
Damn sweetie, you're a bomb
I'm sure we're gonna have a blast together
>>28050324
Stupid kuffar that's haram unless you are her brother or her father, or married to her.
Sadly her goat probably didn't make the trip from Syria so you'll have to make do with blueballs.
Curse this foul government and all it stands for! I am no longer a serf from long days past, yet they still treat me like an ant, like a peasant with no purpose or meaning behind my existence....UUUUOOOOOOOOOH
>>28050162
This.
It's pretty depressing.
But at least it works as a system for eugenics.
>>28049954
Guess I'm moving the timeline up.
Desu Tasneem is a beautiful girl but I wouldn't want to have anybody live with me let alone a Muslim one
Stone her to death!
Muslim trash should be exterminated.
>>28050370
I'm not a nigger m8
Ask her to be my gf
Gfgb
>>28050028
Nice memeing friendo
"I'm poor, so I only eat pork."
>bacon for breakfast everyday
>ham sandwich for lunch weekdays
>pork chops for dinner everyday
>pork rinds for snacks everyday
>pulled pork for lunch on Saturday
>pork ribs after we're back from Mass on Sunday
>baked ham on Christian holidays
>>28050082
>syrian refugees are my fetish
Why won't you marry one? They are easily obtainable atm, if you are from the west, and due to the shit their culture gives them for it, they won't divorce you.
>>28049954
Is there a way something like this could happen? Or can you request a cute female refugee to live with you? Or would it be like adoption, where it's hard for single males?
>>28050162
It is actually a pretty effective aid for the one million that you let in each time. It makes a HUGE difference in each of their lives.
>They have to be helped where they live.
That will never happen, because that would cost the west even more then letting a few in.
The capitalist dude making the presentation knows it.
The people watching his presentation know it.
It is just a phrase to shake of even that last tiny responsibility.
>>28049954
Only if you stop being a muslim faggot and do whatever I tell you. Also take off that scarf thing.
>>28050433
W-why is she not wearing a hijab in this picture?
>>28050593
>Not serving fish on Fridays...
HEATHEN SCUM!
>>28050433
Fuck, who is she? Where can I find more of her?
>>28050834
google tasneem krautchan
Shou tb7eki al-ingliziya? Na7n 3arabioun
>>28050433
oh shit, i remember that thread when it happened. I saved everything from the bucket itself.
>>28050028
I laughed really hard at this.
>>28049954
>I'll help you wipe.. haha!
>>28049954
I only date trannies. Sorry, roastie.
>>28049954
>Living in an apartment with three unmarried men
I feel like her family will stone her to death no matter what I do.
I would give her 2 options
1. Get the hell off my porch before I shoot her for tresspassing
2. Have the sexes with me for the entire time she is here and I get to use her shemag thing as a cum rag. But she gets food.
>>28049954
Is there a way to actually get a situation like this going. I'd love to fuck refugees and get awesome rough sex. I'd finally be able to do all the things I see in porn
>>28050433
She has such beautiful huge eyes.
>>28050028
Great meme friendo, you make me so proud.
>>28049954
It won't happen because i live in Poland
Thanks PIS!
>>28050711
>It makes a HUGE difference in each of their lives.
Yea, for them. For that 3% of their population, of course. They get to come over and leech off of Europeans. But the other 97% of their population is fucked. And now Europeans are fucked, too. Just because that 3% is nonwhite.
>That will never happen, because that would cost the west even more then letting a few in.
>a few
How about 100,000+ million
If we can afford to militarily force the entire middle east to abide by the NATO agenda, we can afford to build roads in africa and toilets in india. They can pay us back when they're not starving to death and dying of diarrhea, and can work.
>>28049954
Ths is actually one of my favourite day dreams. For whatever reason you are assigned a refugee, and you have to explain all the kooky things you do during the day. And the refugee have their own set of rules for what you are supposed to do, and you'e like "11:30 is coffee time" and refugee is like "No,11:30 is prayer time" and then hilarity ensues and everyone laughs and learns in the end. Ahhh...
>>28049954
You seem very nice but you're going to have to stay somewhere else while I talk to "the government" to see what exactly is going on here.
>>28052041
I just imagine the refugee's prayer rug HAS to be set in front of the coffee machine
>>28052181
Most refugees in sweden are crazy about coffee, so I find that a little hard to believe. Besides, for a majority of muslims, the exact place and direction of the prayer doesn't seem to be that important.
>>28050028
jesus, why did you remind me of this
>>28049954
>and the government designated me to temporary live with you for a year
Not with the 3rd Amendment in place, faggot. Do a little research before making your shitty threads.
>>28050711
In ths tinfoil hat perception of reality of yours, why does the "capitalist dude", presumably interested in making money, advocates for the costier solution (according to you)?
Immigration exists because 1) next gen immigrants are citizens and overwhelmingly vote left, as evidence by i.e. the muslim vote in france being the deciding factor in 2012 presidential election, 2) real estate magnates get taxpayer funded rent from the government to house refugees, as in Sweden, 3) political correctness censorship influences economic projections, a 85 IQ subsaharan is estimated to have the same potential as a 102 IQ european, 4) importing violence serves as redirecting the anger of the natives towards the new arrivals rather than the elites
>>28049954
Im /fit/ but autistic
So just walk around with no shirt at every opportunity and let the slut inside her get moist
Then fuck
>>28049954
Welcome to our country
I hope you don't mind, we only have the one bed, so we're going to have to share
>>28052245
They have to face Mecca so direction matters
