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I fucked up.
>32 year old male
>work at daycare center
>kids are 4-5 years, love me
>literally every one else working there are female
>17 year old, smoking hot trainee from local highschool works there for 6 weeks
>one day me and her are watching the kids outside
>she says "I need to go to the bathroom"
>my dense autistic self tries to make a joke "do you want some help"
>for some idiotic reason i wink at her after saying this
>she: "excuse me?"
>me: "i... i mean... like wiping..."
>her: "WTF?"
>she walks away and don't talk to me for the rest of the day
>during the next week the other women start acting weird towards me
>after a week get called in to boss
>get fired
>one more week later get mail from police
>i am under investigation for sexual harassment
mfw
>>28049345
What did you think was gonna fucking happen?
this is the most autistic thing i have ever read on the internet
>>28049345
Hard to believe you'd get fired after a single incident. Usually they have to show a pattern of behavior and follow disciplinary procedure.
ahahahahaha fucking hell
>>28049345
Is that for real? That's really too bad man.
Men are valuable in that line of work, since in general children benefit more from a positive male role model than a female one. Especially the children that come form a home with no male presence.
>>28049345
>Not dodging the bullet by saying "I said if you wanted help watching the kids"
You deserve it slowpoke
>>28049365
Of course i thought she would get the joke. When the children needs to go to the bathroom i always ask them if they need help.
>>28049463
I had only worked for 4 months and was on a "trial period" for the first 6 months. During this time you can be fired with no reason.
>>28049735
Yeah, i will not be working that line again. It's a small town and no one will hire me if word gets around.
what do you think would have happened if OP looked like this?
>>28049345
I can understand blurting out "need some help" like a retard, but how the fuck did you get to "i... i mean... like wiping..."?
>>28049735
>Men are valuable in that line of work
They're also vulnerable. Watch this movie if you want an injustice-induced heart attack
>>28049949
the same thing. not even chad could get away with such a cringey, autistic line.
>>28049345
>"I need to go to the bathroom"
fake story. Why would she need to tell you when and where she is shitting?
>>28049345
Dude, you're autistic, and you live in the era of Female dominance and open bigotry against males!
YOU KEEP YOUR FUCKING HEAD DOWN!!!
AND DON'T EVER TALK OR EVEN LOOK AT A CHILD. THAT BRANDS YOU AS PEDO NOW.
>>28049345
Looks like society wants to paint you as a monster Robot.
I say embrace it.
Have we had a mass shooting at a daycare yet?
>>28050133
Because we were watching the kids you dense fuck, you don't just leave.
>>28050175
I don't live in murica and can't get a gun in supermarket.
Should have just fucking raped her in the ass in the bathroom and threatened to kill her if she told anyone.
You'd be in the exact same position, and you would've had the most alpha and satisfying moment of your life.
>>28049345
how would someone like this even get a job at a preschool?
>>28049345
Good job you assburger
How did you even manage to get a job at the daycare
>>28050554
rape would leave dna
>>28049345
Create a fake facebook + instagram and stalk her for a few weeks.
Find out her routine. Facebook has location tracking or she'll just post where the party she is going to. Go to the party.
>bring baseball batt. if anyone asks you're gonna play baseball
>follow her at best opportunity beat her with the batt then make a run for it. Don't do any edgy shit like "remember me? I was the one that got my life ruined because your a stupid bitch who couldnt take a fucking joke" because she'll just say it was you and everyone take her side.
>don't rape either cause they can semen analysis
>wipe fingerprints, throw batt in sea
>monitor fb, see damage done
>revenge complete
>DISCLAIMER:This is just an educational entertainment piece. Totally fictional and I am not advising you to do this at all. Do it at your own peril. I do not condone this type of behavior nor do I expect you to do this.
>>28049345
>me: "i... i mean... like wiping..."
You gloriously autistic bastard.
>>28050628
>>28050597
They are seriously understaffed and scream for people. I just went there and said, hi, can i have a job here?
>>28050907
What country is this?
Nursery school teacher is the stereotype dumb girl job, and you'd think they'd require a fuckton of references for any middle aged guy applying.
