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Why don't we get in shape, pool our money, start a porn
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Why don't we get in shape, pool our money, start a porn agency and take turns fucking 10/10 18 year olds for a profit?
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>>28048438
Why would we need to get in shape?
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>>28048438
Corner that untapped ugly 30 somethings rape a teen market? We're going to be competing with the entirety of the Japanese population though.
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>>28048470
because people will be more willing to pay for porn where the actors are attractive. We can keep our faces out of the shot though. Just our bodies would have to be healthy
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>>28048470
Fucking is physically intensive and you need stamina to get the most out of it
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because half you niggas ugly
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>>28048438
Because porn is an oversaturated market with no money to be had.
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>>28048438
not a bad idea anon, only problem is im broke. if im hired ill pay my share when we get paid.
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>>28048438
>that anus

this is exactly what happens to people who do anal a lot. that is a huge gross poop pit.

i'd bet anything she has anal leakage and her panties smell like shit at the end of the day.
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>>28048491
we have a fighting chance in the market because if there's anyone who can come up with the something sexual and original that normies have never thought of before, it's fucking 4chan.
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i'm down, can i be apart of the BLACKED section?
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>>28048519
not if we cover specific niches that are too taboo for mainstream porn/normies, as long as its not illegal well make money.
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>>28048548
This.

We have seen so many fetishes, we could make porn the most interesting thing people cold watch all day. Even the Netflix share holders would shit themselves at the board meeting.

I actually have entrepreneur money, i could make this happen but i have no experience in the porn industry.
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>>28048614
What would be some niches you're thinking of?
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Why don't we just become the Netflix of Porn. We start a service that literally has different series of fetishes and shit, complete with their own gross and weird story lines. Betafags who wanted to be writers can write screen plays, artists can make video covers, some can build prop sets, etc.
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>>28048620
alright /r9k/, post your ideas for a new genre of porn that has wide appeal
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>>28048620

>i have no experience in the porn industry.

It's a cartel owned by the same 5 jews pushing degeneracy.

The way to make good porn is sell very exotic stuff, and score big pornstars for shoots.

Also a cameraman would be a good idea.
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>>28048651
straight men having sex with each other while crying.
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>>28048636
submissive traps (all tranny stuff is fucking dominant)
piss/embarrassment
dirty unwashed watamote type girls
neets getting ass and/or chands getting neet girl ass
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>>28048651
3 dudes 1 cup
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>>28048636
idk man, well have to hire a research/intelligence team to research that shit.
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>>28048651
Cuckoldry shit. We start it off like a guy hitting on a girl and they're hitting it off hard, then a chad comes and takes her away to fuck while the beta watches and angrily jerks off while hiding.
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>>28048719
Neets cucking chads seems like it's be a nice niche for a kind of "Revenge Porn" if you will.
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>>28048719
NEETS cucking chads
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>>28048636
TICKLING
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>>28048760
Already been done.

>>28048752
>>28048755
HIVEMIND

This is our first production for obvious reasons.
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>>28048568
ok, well dress you in slave clothing and have a white girl whip you and call you a nigger, while you fuck her savagely.
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>>28048781
Tickling has untapped mainstream potential, though.
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>>28048438
>porn
>being profitable
have fun when the 10 people who use your site have adblock, and 90% of people who ever see your videos see them uploaded on some other more popular site.
you'd almost be better off drawing niche furry porn comissions.
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>>28048781
this. ill lend my shit tier camerawork/directing for this production.
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>>28048636
montage of robots jacking off and then eating fast food.

neets getting spit on by old men

fat guy pretending to be pregnant being fucked in the ass by another man in a clown suit.
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>>28048636
Cute girls doing cute things with some naughty and lewd stuff mixed in.

Kind of like japan.
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>>28048438
>he thinks porn stars are really 18
oh to be naive.
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Bruh, I have a genius idea.
Start off with videos where a Donald Trump impersonator performs tortuous BDSM on mexicans.
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>>28048824
ad block will have to be disabled to view the website. videos would be live pay per view and interactive. members who pay the most direct the action.
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>>28048747
Done already
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>>28048438
I'll be the cameraman, OP.
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>>28048533
>her panties smell like shit at the end of the day.
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>>28048870
This anon right here. Making good porn off political memes.
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>>28048533
the sphincter is a muscle, you dumbass
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>>28048923
Can you make good money as a porn camera man?
Maybe that's a fitting job for me...
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>>28048438
Because I have a small dick and I'm impotent, but I would gladly edit the films or do the sound I just hope you don't mind me jerking off in the background every now and then.
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>>28049117
I don't imagine the pay being better than regular cameramen, you just get to record erotic stuff is all the difference after all.
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When was the last time you paid for porn?
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>>28049162
You'll be perfect for our eventual delve into the cuckold sub-genre.
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>>28048894
That would be crazy enough to work. Live tailor made porn for weirdos.
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>>28048870
>>28049015
His mission is also to build a wall of Latina sluts.
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>he lives in a country in which prostitution isn't legal
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>>28048894
That is genius.
Imagine live Choose Your Own Adventure porn.
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>>28049264
Like Live Cams?
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>>28049285
sorta, but will be completely interactive and no limit to the perversity as long as its legal.
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>>28049264
>VR Choose Your Own Adventure porn
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>>28048438
Can I be the boipussi?
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Anuses are disgusting.
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>>28048438


that is so crazy it just might work
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>>28048438
Looks like she gets fucked up her ass daily.
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>>28048651
B L E A C H E D

cmon y'know it's a good idea

also white male on black female BDSM, there's very little to be found right now

hell even "rape fantasy" stuff is too taboo for mainstream porn
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>>28049214
Might as well use a cam site.
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>>28048614
>>28048636
>>28048651

Stuffing two women's vaginas with as many of these (in unrolled form) as possible, so that a bit of them looks out, and then both a robot and a chad eating them out of the women for competition. Who manages to finish first fucks the other one in the arse, while the women watch.
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>>28048438
I'm in shape, have like $3k saved up

this is a good idea, shame it'll never happen, if it does though, we should have our HQ in SoCal, plenty of degenerate qt's that would be up for that sort of thing
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>>28050590
sounds good, im already in so cal.
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>>28050573
ok and we can sell the un eaten vagina laced candies to desperate weirdos.
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>>28048438

It would be easier to pool some money and pay fembots and qt traps to travel around the world fucking robots.
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>>28048438
im up for it

I'm a slav tho, so will I have to beat them and rape-play? Sounds tiring in the long run
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>>28050657
THIS!

(Didn't think of that, but it quite honestly is a great idea!)
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>>28050731
on the internet, noone knows you are slav dmitri, unless ofcourse you tell them, like you are now
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Call me crazy but maybe site dedicated to videos where robots lose their virginities to porn stars could have some market potential.
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Delusional porn addict losers
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>>28050969
>paying robots from /r9k/ to lose their virginity and making money from it
Genius. It helps everyone.
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>>28050969
oh fuck that would be funny as fuck to watch
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I'd be lying to say I never thought of it but if it's anything like the aggressive, dominating porn that borders on abuse, I couldn't live with myself.
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>>28050969
Make sure to have a chad behind the camera. Bullying only takes the form of whitty backhanded complements.

>>28051044
Call it "Planet Virgin" have some bullshit siren called the "flunk alarm" that goes off everytime someone does something stupid like saying thanks after sex or asking the chick if they can kiss them.

If the virgin can't get it up, play an original soundtrack and have the camera guy say "call in the stud". Then have some other actual porn star dude come in to finish the job. Watching is mandatory. But the virgin atleast gets to have their face blurred out the whole time if they choose.
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>>28051198
>>28051044
>>28051007
>>28050969

That actually exists.
Some porn companies offered it via online giveaways to their "most dedicated fans".

Of course they didn't pay them.
Didn't blur their faces.
And didn't have them in, that it was mainly comedy porn.
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>>28048438
I'm a 7.5 in long robot and I'd work for free
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>>28051322
It'd be better if it's comedic value was in degrading the women not the awkward guys
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>>28048502
Anon you have no vision. We need to be more unique to break into the porn industry.

Beta males taking turns prematurely ejaculating into 18-y-o's teens asses is very unique. People like Bukakke, this is just another form really. But It's different.

Maybe we can make the roastie act really upset and shit. Like really. Who doesn't like porn where the actor seems unwilling?
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>>28048438

You guys are funny but the porn industry is broken. You'd have better luck starting some other business in Nevada (or close to it) and then just paying to bang prostitutes. Plus I don't think being in porn is actually that fun.
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>>28048438
An openly /r9k/ lurking neckbeard making porn videos where he fucks pretty girls while spewing stupid arcanine memes would be huge. I would pay to see that shit. Just look at how well that /tv/ porn did.
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>>28050969
http://www.xvideos.com/video171970/24yo_virgin_fuck_pornstar

Watch the WHOLE thing. Every second of it is comedy gold and the payoff is great.
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>>28048651
that pale skin is fucking hot. pale is the new tan. anyone have sauce?
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>>28052040
too bad none of you guys will do it because all of you have the attention span of a squirrel
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>>28048438
Calling dibs on BAKA
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>>28048438
>for a profit

The porn industry is fucked
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>>28052178
I just don't have the finance capital
also my dick looks funny
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>>28050493
would seriously enjoy this more than I ought to
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>>28048438

early 2000's was the money time for that. right on the internet quality porn boom but before tube sites. harder to make money now than it was then.
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>>28050969
This is really hot and I always wanted there to be a porn series like that but it's pretty hard to find those types of videos which sucks.
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>>28048438
qualifications to be a stunt cock:
>large dick
>no diseases
what else am I missing?
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>>28053602

ability to keep it up in front of camera or take drugs to facilitate this, more or less cum on demand and also NOT cum before the scheduled time. also apparently the pay is garbage for men.
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>>28048548
WHO IS SHE?

looks like my sister SAUSCE
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>>28048620
>>28048548
It's time to make this fucking happen
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>>28053729
>pay is garbage for men
yeah understandable, every dude and his brother would jump at the chance to do porn

>cum on demand and also NOT cum before the scheduled time
probably takes a lot of practice; will work on this

>keep it up in front of camera or take drugs to facilitate this
this is the real hurdle. one would think it'd be better to go natural but everyone in the industry already has a ticking clock on them, so might as well go for the shortcuts. Do we know the longterm effects of stuff like viagra yet?

>>28048548
There was that porn game show thing that fizzled out, but I feel like a Kickstarter meets OkCupid system for crowd sourcing scenes and pairing popular and new performers could be viable.
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>>28052118

Didn't watch everything but what I did watch made me cringe so much. God damn I was so surprised when he came after she had only touched his dick for a few seconds and she wasn't touching it anymore.
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>>28052118
>Shane's world
Holy shit I remember watching this on public access at 2 in the morning on public access back in the late 90s. That and the Mike Hunt show. I have no idea how they got away with that.
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>>28050417
Anuses are pretty roses
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>>28050573
Chad Robot Domination featuring woman cucks
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