How do you feel about your sister?
>>28048300
I despise her for several good reasons
>>28048300
If I had one, I would probably be having my ass filleted by Tyrone in a federal jail right about now.
>>28048330
I really really hate her.
>>28048330
You're god damn right anon.
Having a sister is terrible.
She's probably my closest friend
>>28048330
>>28048384
>>28048385
Care to elaborate?
totally original i konw it!
Holy shit sauce pls
>>28048480
Mine is a fashion dyke, ultrafeminist, dyed-hair, "non-monogamous," possibly schizophrenic bitch who hates men in general and men that dare show interest in her in specific.
>>28048300
shes my only friend
and shes 1000X cooler than me
>>28048300
I do not have a sister. I've got a female cousin though.
Oh, she doesn't talk to me anymore. My sis lives far away and probably listens to bullshit about me from other members of my family who are in the area. I really fucked myself up there I guess. I have a lot work to do if I want to fix things with my kin. Not sure I should care or not, because I don't know if I even want to stick around.
>>28048300
>>28048480
Keep posting senpai.
Also to answer your question I don't feel shit about my sisters. Sisters irl are not like in an anime. I'd fuck a step-sister or a cousin but full blooded siblings are a turnoff desu, you'd have to be beyond fucked in the head to be turned on by that.
we get along well together. she's fun to be around and can talk for hours without even drawing her breath, so i don't even need to struggle to come up with things to say.
I still miss having her cling to my arm like she always did when we were younger.
>>28048480
She's the most selfish and childish women i've ever known, she had a daughter and she smoked trough the whole pregnancy, she only cares about herself, she's terrible double faced, she acts "caring" when there's something for her to gain. She's also lazy as fuck, I've never met a laziest person
She's a stupid devout christian. She only went to school for a two year business degree so I guess I can say I'm the first in my family to go to college. I have dreams I fuck her every once in a while
The thought of sex with her is nauseating.
Niisan-imouto 2d incest is top tier diamonds though.
Funny world.
>>28048480
>Did seeing a highschool girl's bare butt awaken your sexual desires?
Lol, jesus christ these translations.
>>28048577
You're just gonna have to put her down Anon, I'm sorry. There's no other way.
She's pretty smart. She teaches toddlers or some shit, and has a tendency to talk down to me or other people like we're children. I want to slap her shit when she does it.
Basically imagine someone saying your first name before telling you something extremely often.
Stop stealing my threads
>>28048480
>willy
YE, INNIT MATE, YA WANT SOME FOCKIN SHAG DO YA MATE
>>28048300
>>28048480
post more or sauce
>>28048480
3nd part ?
>>28048300
I love her more than anyone else, but she doesn't view me the same way and it hurts.
>>28050174
Have you tried giving her the D?
blox
>>28050189
No. Real life doesn't work like that. I feel sorry for all the anons that tried to take this advice and had their life ruined.
most of the time I just want to throw her across the room and make her fuse witht he walls, but truth be told, if anything happen to her, like bullying, getting beaten, raped, i'll prob go to jail because I would have murdered the culprid
She's self-centered, insecure, doesn't know right from wrong, loud, emotionally dangerous, liability to everyone around her. She's going down hill in general. And she's always attention hungry. And actually hungry.
>>28050215
>all the anons that tried to take this advice and had their life ruined
Jesus that's dumb
122 orignial comment requeird
>>28050304
Sauce pls OP
originaleee
123 orignial comment requeirdf
Similar to the comic (I will skin the fucker that calls it "animu" in his or her reply) in all honesty. Want to have a good time with her, which is easy as she can show herself equally autistic, but me being horny and having fetishes over her is distracting. Not overly so though. It'll pass I think.
>>28050245
>but truth be told, if anything happen to her, like bullying, getting beaten, raped, i'll prob go to jail because I would have murdered the culprid
Oh and that too. Good to know family still matters for some of us tards.
>>28050490
Have you considered that you might be able to give her the D?
>>28050486
You're killing me OP. I cannot find this on the panda.
>>28050490
Why are you fucking her right now like in the animu?
give him the G!
>>28050718
sauce me baby
>>28050566
I am becoming more and more good looking by the year it seems, not that I could tell if she's materialistic enough for that to sway my way, but eh, it can't hurt. So that I have going my way. But she remains very young. I expect that we'll be brought together in the coming years when we both move out and become friendless derps on our own, and the contrast is made even starker with our two chaddish sociable brothers (mind you, they are dope as fuck!). Maybe we'll see each other more then and with too much alcohol on the both of us, who knows what could happen *le wink*. But that would in around 5 years or so.
At the moment, I can't really make a move to buddy up with her much more than we already have under the threat that the family would find it strange. So, eh, just going to stay her autistic brother for now.
>>28050740
it's Kamirenjaku Sanpei. his comics are fucking hilarious at times.
>>28050816
sway her my way*
>>28050816
buy her alcohol and get her really drunk one night and then just bring it up while being or pretending to be drunk
>>28050706
I'm not?
See my reply on >>28050816
It's a mess of a situation.
>>28050847
Family no. She's 17? And still lives with parents.
>inb4 le pedotier reply "all the more reason"
Well, I'm living with her since I can't work anymore due to injuries. I'd be lying if I said I haven't thought about her while jerking off from time to time, even when we were growing up.
>>28050847
But had you been following, I said that I'll be trying that in some years where the criteria and context is more suited to her letting herself go to me, and maybe when I'll be a little better looking. Crossing my fingers that I can grow a beard though. That would help me a bunch.
>>28050926
Get better soon dearest anon!
Love, your non-sister anon.
>>28050833
>Kamirenjaku Sanpei
take me to ariake was the whole reason i got a sadpanda
>>28050934
>maybe when I'll be a little better looking
I hate to break it to you but you're probably going to be a dopey looking sperg your entire life
>>28050956
There isn't getting better from my injuries. Manual labor's out because I have a messed-up knee now, and can barely walk. Anything requiring actual thought is out because my brains are scrambled too. The only jobs I can actually work pay less than I get by not having a job, at this point. So I cook and clean here and there, read 4chan in my bedroom, and jerk off to hentai 5 times a day.
I just have stepsisters and I've hardly been around them the last twelve or so years. Which puts me in the weird spot of kind of having sisters but really not. It's likely that the situation increases my desire to have a sister whose my own blood and really close to me.
>>28048300
Which one?
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>>28050974
You wouldn't believe how far removed the looks of 19year old me are from what I was when I was 17.
My parents are quite good looking, and that reflects quite explicitely on my brother's looks, so it was only a matter a time before that struck me too. She's quite nice too. Especially that butt on a 17 year old.
>>28048300
I love her a lot :3
>>28050991
At the risk of becoming intrusive, might I inquire on how your health came to be this way? I can't imagine any accident that deprives you of your knees and fucks you over in terms of brainpower too. Well except every possible car crash but no one knows how to drive on this board soooooooo
>>28048300
She's annoying as fuck, a dumb normie and a little overweight but has nice boobs.
>>28051063
>idiot's complete guide to type like a faggot
>>28051100
Ye but twas intentional. Besides I don't have english as my first language so I'd like to see type in mine. Oh yeah you can't.
>>28051063
Car crash, actually. I was making a snack run on the weekend and got t-boned. Messed my hand up too, but the knee's a bigger issue since I'm not left-handed. The solution to the injured left hand problem was to buy an onahole.
>>28051120
No possibility of full recovery ever in sight? That has to be tough to live with. Count yourself lucky though that she's willingly welcoming you under her roof. Damn good sister.
>>28048300
My sister had a habit of not wearing bras when she was in highschool around the house and was generally a disgusting messy person.
She's a super progressive liberal now too which is annoying I guess but otherwise she's cool now, but won't shut up about >muh post graduate degree
>>28051163
Probably not. They've got me doing some thing I can't remember the name of to maybe help my brain along, but all I can really do with the knee is work it now and then.
>Damn good sister.
Yeah. There's nobody else left to take me.
>>28050740
GIVE ME SOURCE I CANT READ KANJI
>>28050018
Strayan hentai is the best desu
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>>28048300
I don't have one, but if I did, I probably would hate her, just like I hate evertone else
>>28050006
Yeah, I had a feminist girlfriend who did that. It was incredibly irritating.
>>28050897
You're already a pedo, m8.
>>28052938
>muh American conception of the world
This happens to be France, you fucker, and no one would you ever accuse you of being a pedophile for being drawn to some 17 year old girl, since the consent laws are down to 16 year old girls even, like most of Europe.
holy shit where can i download ALL of these kinds of comics
>>28053027
How do I know you didn't think the same way 2 years ago, when she was 15? Goddamn Frenchfags.
>>28053227
Because back then I'd have been 17 and it would've been perfectly morally acceptable that I fantasize over a girl barely two years younger than I?
My imouto is a good friend, nearly as socially retarded as me, I got her into anime and now she has better taste than Me.
We both like incest in the 2d form but I couldn't imagine fucking her. And she's quite pretty too, so yeah, weird.
We both phone each other regularly and vent about life to each other, I love her as a sister and couldnt ask for a better one.
>>28053294
Alright.
You still want to fuck your sister though. Weirdo.
nigga I don't know she's like 40
she probably had a good ass when she was young though.
>>28052938
>he gets off on being cucked by the law
holy shit this is some german-tier perversion
>>28053330
Anon, I must ask now, have you ever had a sister? Judge only if you have...
And as deranged as this may seem, this also would be my way of "compensating" for the sex I didn't get as a teen. If we consider sex to be competition, then I guess that by doing something as kinky as fucking my own sister, I can compete with the guy that fucked 10 random whores when he was 16-18.
Anyways, she's hot so it's also got to due with the hormones man and I genuinely enjoy having someone else autistic in the family. There's my father too, but he hides it well.
>>28053314
>we both like incest
what did she say about incest? I know you're talking about 2d but I'm just curious what her actual words were.
>>28051782
>>28051831
>>28051900
it's awful when a nigger put the text
I basically raised my 7 years younger sister, and at this point I am extremely sexually attracted to her, I have around 10 gb of creep footage with her changing and showering. Probably havent jerked it too anything else in the past two years.
Worst part is I always feel horrible afterwards but once I get horny my mind immediatley wanders to her and I am diamonds.
>>28053406
We got to talking about it when oreimo was airing. We both agreed sister was worst girl and talked about other degenerate anime with incest as a topic.
Learned we both have opposite tastes in our Japanese drawn Fap material. She likes the older sister and young brother and I like imouto drawings.
We laughed about each others shit taste and moved on.
>>28053653
>she likes older sister / younger brother
i-is she the older sister?
that's cool though. wish I had a sister I was that chill with.
>>28053645
Please tell me more. How old js she now?
>>28053899
I am 22, dont know what else to tell you except
>have to house sit for my parents for a week
>she always wants to do something with me when I come over
>we watch a movie at around midnight
>we lay down on the same couch, its pretty big though so we werent like embracing one another
>still get rock hard
>she goes to toilette
>start stroking my dick just a bit in that time because the hardness gets unbearable
>didnt hear her coming back in time because of the movie
>quickly move my hand out of my pants but she still saw
>hehe just adjusting it to make it more comfy
>she snickers and tells me its no biggie
I fapped like 3 times to the thought of her catching me that night
>>28053854
She's a year and a half younger than me. And she has no other siblings so, you know if I ever even wanted to make my fantasy 2d fetish In the 3d land it's feasible
We bicker all the time but it's always just for fun. It's cool to have a cool sister
>>28050740
sauce PLEASE ANON
PLEASE PLEASE
>>28054013
This level of cuteness so good it cant be real.
I have an older sister who is one of my best friends. For a while I was kinda attracted to her but I think it was puberty. Now the thought grosses me out. Also she just had twins so her vagina is probably like... ew.
http://nhentai.net/g/121306/
Cheers
