>Come on man, just go talk to her!
I don't like the shape of that mug.
Looks like it would be awkward to store.
maybe it's just because I'm not a girl, but this guy is like, comically attractive
like he goes beyond attractive and into looking like a cartoon character
>>28047783
>Chad shakes his head sadly knowing the never do well robot will never man up
lol that dude is the definition of Chad
He's got excellent cheekbones, very protrusive and high set
I just want that dude to be my pack leader.
Like, I'm not a fag or anything, but I just wish I could be the beta to his alpha. Be in his friend group or his company or something as his #2.
>>28048545
He only hangs out with other chads, sorry bro.
>you will never be a chad
>you will never have a chad squad
>you will never terrorize normal looking guys at house parties and bars with your chad bros
>>28048598
Top right best girl
>>28047783
>brown eyes
>brown nipples
>pseudo funny XD-cup
>crappy apartment
2/10
>tfw females will actually judge him like this.
>>28048718
>tfw females will actually judge him like this.
only gay men on /r9k/ do. same thing with the obsession with dick size and BBC. no one cares except literal faggots
>>28047783
Le chad meme
Originality
>>28048545
That sounds gay as fuck t b h
Don't go and talk to girls yet complain about no GF. It's not you it's them right?
>>28048718
>>pseudo funny XD-cup
Kek
>>28047949
Now that you mention it, I see it too. He looks like a guy that would show up in a comic where the protagonist and his girlfriend have literally just broken up.
>Anon: Baby, please don't leave me!
>Ex-GF: "Nope! Too late. Later, Anon! Now I'm dating THIS guy."
>the ex-GF pulls the ridiculously handsome and muscular guy out of literally thin air
>they go skipping off into the sunset together
>the protagonist sobs heartbroken on the ground
As the over exaggerated, prototypically handsome features of the guy are so incredibly pronounced, it would be played in this hypothetical comic very on-the-nose. sort of like in the scott pilgrim.
But I think the weird almost cartoon-esque handsome features of the guy are, at least partially owed to the slightly low res quality of the webcam or the camera the photo is taken with. The picture is slightly granulated, and when you take pictures of people with a webcam or an otherwise shitty camera like that, it tends to make people look "fuzzy" and otherwise unhuman, and cartoon-like or otherwise 'unreal'.
Seriously, when you take pictures with a really really shit webcam, it approaches uncanny valley levels of non-human looking faces.
t. a poor bastard who has never owned a good webcam
>>2804895
A smaller penis just cant reach the right spots
I'm sorry, but...you have a small dick and can't pleasure women as well.
Also. I broke up with a girl over her having brown eyes and I didnt feel like downgrading my genes on the long term. I think its pretty realistic to assume that "fembots" will judge on the basis of him having poopy eyes.
>>28050260
I talk to girls all the time. But they've never shown any romantic interest in me or invited me somewhere.
I'm only good to talk to sporadically and do group projects with.
>>28050260
>talk to girl and she doesn't like you
Why are men such creeps. Stop street harassing me. Women aren't here just for you, leave us be
>don't talk to girl
You're a pussy bro, you'll never get anywhere if you don't approach
>>28050260
>Don't go and talk to girls yet complain about no GF. It's not you it's them right?
It's both.
But I get the majority of the blame.
And I do talk to girls.
>>28050342
You are suppose to invite girls somewhere, not the other way around.
>>28047783
i cant OP. im going to be alone forever
>>28047783
>brown eyes
>brown hair
dropped
t. femanon
>>28048545
We aren't worthy to be his #2. more like his #5 or #6. Just cannon fodder.
