>get a doge
>take him for a walk
>pretty girl sees him, ask me about the animal and myself
>see her again and again
>"hey anon how about you come to my house some day from now and meet my own doge, they can play"
>mfw
>>28047506
>how about you come to my house some day from now
L I T E R A L L Y who talks like that??
>>28047530
>L I T E R A L L Y
Who talks like that?
>>28047559
I typed it, retard
>>28047506
Make her yourbitch.
>>28047530
I'm about to hit a mental breakdown don't expect me to write a coherent translation.
she probably wants your doge to doge her.
do that film it and then play Daikatana together.
>>28047530
>L I T E R A L L Y who talks like that??
Dude, no need to be all rude and shit. Has it come across your mind that perhaps OP is not a native speaker and he's translating from another language? The message came across clear enough, no need to be a dick about it, all right?
OP, my advice would be to meet with the dogs in an open area with people like a park. Going to a stranger's house is dangerous.