alright I'm looking for a bf
Got a template for that thing? Dunno if I can be bothered to do all the details. My favourite books are Frankenstein and Stoner, if you like them lets talk.
Closest template I have. Knock yourself out.
>tfw league player in the midwest
>knocked out by being too skinny
That's a first.
>>28047062
I fit perfectly but I play dota, league is for casuals
>>28047150
Thanks I'll give this a go, got nothing else to do.
>knocked out because fit = bad
Fuck my life.
What do you have against blondes and gingers, OP?
>>28047397
OP is obviously some sort of cultural marxist looking to propagate inferior non-blonde genes. The ginger one is a cover-up.
>>28047397
I don't like boys with light hair
>>28047367
you can be fit if you aren't skinny fit. nothing is more unattractive than skinny guys to me
>>28047563
What if it's kind of a dark red, almost brown?
What's your kik? We can swap pics my dude.
>>28047642
that's fine, can you give me yours though?
>>28047062
>confident
>assertive
:(
>>28047694
Post yoyrs, I'm sure you will get multiple suitors to choose from if you post yours itt
>>28047062
I have an old template, so I'll just post that.
>>28047694
Ok, it's retweed
>>28047062
>/x/
>/pol/
>playing lol
wew lad
There are no girls on r9k
>>28047062
Are you a roastie whore or a faggot?
Why the fuck is this jigaboo of a post here in this board.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
There, I filled it all out.
>implying I'll find someone like this on /r9k/
These forms are too big. You've given me a panic attack
>>28048265
they're getting way too complicated to the point where people are going to get lazy to read them
tfw have to post a comment
>>28047062
I fit pretty well but
>league 24/7
nope
assfaggots are the biggest redflag
>>28047062
you should probably try eating less dog doo.
>>28047062
These threads are always shit
>>28049582
Seriously. They take way too much effort to fill in and read. I wish they had left it the happy medium of a while ago before all these "political views" and shit got tacked on.
This had to be done.
I like going through all of these and recognizing the anons I've talked with on Omegle.
All I want is some miserable piece of shit who'll let me whine all day to.
>>28050938
I'd listen all day and night but I live so far away and am a NEET.
>>28050938
>spiritual agnostic
No thanks
It's been a while , i'm not sure how i feel about these threads
>tfw too skinny
why
>>28050938
Dang, too bad I don't live by the ocean and that I'm blonde. I'm usually a good listener.
>>28047062
>is skinny but skinny qt is unacceptable
>libcuck and progressivefag but not socialist
>mandatory humerous and serious
>all these combined
Bitch, you're asking the impossible
>>28051980
I hate you Vyro.
>>28051980
More like
>tfw my harem isn't paying attention right now
>>28052578
don't have a harem, I know three females, one of which rejected me bad, one of which has me deep in the friendzone, and one of which lives in NEW ZEALAND
the harem meme is dumb
Not to neg, but every time I've talked to someone from here I've only gotten a few words in before they've stopped responding.
I feel like the problem isn't that people don't want to talk to you guys, but that you refuse to put in the small amount of effort required to participate in a simple conversation. Even when someone else initiates. I'm not trying to put anyone down or anything, just pointing out a possible area for improvement.
Who knows, maybe I'm just a particularly poor conversationalist.
My username is 'Napkin_King' on kik. Hit me up if you want.
Wow, can't believe I actually did this
There's probably nobody left in this thread but here
Me:
>24
>male
>canadian
>good genetics
>teetotaler ("straight edge"), and edgy
>humanities degree, likes to argue and can be arrogant
>interests in hiking, pen/paper, paranormal, science, humanities stuff
>possessive, warm partner style
hit me up bby
>>28047062
This is just projecting
>>28054574
>humanities degree
>arrogant
wow
I don't know how serious you are but you sound like my ideal partner...
Any chance you can add me on steam/skype with some evidence that you're real?? 0.o
>>28054719
Polisci/Econ is a top tier degree in both earnings and correlated IQ and I don't care what "smart but lazy" dropouts think. Eat shit kid
I sort of gave up halfway through
>>28054860
I fit exactly what you're supposedly looking for and as I've said you seem to be a match.
Don't leave a robot all alone :(
>>28054885
ok cuck. i'll just be here enjoying my actual job which i actually have.
>>28055096
you mean fast food/retail mate? My wage is $50 an hour, choke on it~
calling all qts
>>28054574
>>28054885
>>28055120
>this faggot will be the one guy in the thread to get a gf
>>28054860
>>28054979
Well looks like I'm going to remain a robot then.
Shit.
>IQ 152
>Can't read post times
>Can't realise I'm the only english faggot on here.
>Good night sweet prince.
>tfw you live in Australia where there are never any qt introverts
montreal
montreal
montreal
midwest
midwest
midwest
>>28047062
Hah emotional kind
>mfw I have been gifted with the gift of no emotion
>>28055306
>tfw no feisty quebecois nationalist gf to intercourse solitudes with
>>28055259
>tfw you live in indiana and there are never any people period
>>28055400
>Indiana is 20 times smaller than the Australian state I live in and has a larger population by 2 million
>>28055378
i know this feel all to well
i am boy
Not expecting much
>>28055468
You must live in the fuckin outback or something, this place is shit. I know your feels too well.
>>28047062
>im fit most of it
>play league daily
>slim body type
>long-ish hair
fuckin damn it
ravioli commentioli
>>28055508
Yep. Small town Queensland.
All the females here are either:
>fat AND ugly as hell "country girls"
>middling looks and 3 kids, looking for a beta provider
It's pretty similiar if you go to the cities too.
The fuck is the difference between an agnostic and an agnostic atheist
Is agnostic atheist the choice for atheists who don't want to be seen as fedora tippers?
>>28055552
Are you sure you don't live in Indiana senpai? That's exactly how it is here.
this is such a dumb original comment
>>28055584
agnostics are the type that hate confrontation
like they call themselves that so they dont get into fights with christians or atheists
>>28055378
True story, I ran by this guy's house a few weeks ago, and the front lawn was COATED in dog shit. Clean up your act, Trudeau.
I fit the profile, my Lol pseudonym is Abar4 euw servers
>>28055646
That's how it is everywhere in the Western world my man. Obviously we all need to "man up" and learn to take care of Sharon and her 3 half cast spawn. Duh.
>>28051980
Lick my shaft please, vyro
>>28055658
A=not, gnosis= knowing. Literally it means "I dunno", about 90% of people fall into this category, the other 10% are deluded.
Why do I feel so peaceful when I fill these out?
I'm not even looking for a bf, I just really love filling things out.
>tfw my comment wasn't original
>>28048012
hey (YOU)
>>28054889
am not up for anything to be honest but want to be friends?
I'll send you dank Nigel Farage memes, you brits love that right?
>>28055870
>nerve damage
>"I don' use drugs! but abuse xanax..."
yeah, explain this shit step by step honey. Otherwise I'd happily bang you~
>>28055972
I jokingly say I abuse Xanax. I take it less than recommended most of the time. I feel like taking any medication is abusing it, friend.
I have MS, it was easier to just mention the nerve damage than to explain to the entire world that I have MS. Which... I guess I just did anyway.
>>28056009
I'm too far away to be seriously anyways. But I think you've probably got a great ass
>mfw east coast urbanites are a bunch of progressively retarded liberals
![Black-Guy-Meme-Question-Marks-Que-02[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3wOQRoR.jpg "Black-Guy-Meme-Question-Marks-Que-02[1].jpg")
>>28055870
>Free Market
>Socialist
>>28056171
I wasn't the only one that noticed thank god.
what a fucking poser.
>>28056171
>>28056203
I'm retarded and just filled it in pretending it was the stupid political compass test. I did mention that reading wasn't my strong point.
>>28056203
The fact you can even fill in the square like that is retarded. God damn template makers not having an understanding of basic economics.
Oh, fuck it, I'm dying alone anyways but posting this can't be that awful
>>28055870
>Christian
>Won't go skinny
Fuck
>>28056477
I feel like I'd smush a skinny guy and we'd look dumb together. Plus there's a really horrible stigma for thin guys dating chubby/bigger girls so I wouldn't want to put a thin guy through that.
>>28056471
If you weren't natsoc I'd >>28049997 be interested
Keked at the fact that you're a race traitor one though :^)
I will be uploading the accompanying personality sheet with this to maximize my chances of meeting a qt
>>28056526
and here's the other one
If you're interested tox me at:
AF00206B2DF62664F4AA34BD3340CDDDF6405F00DFC61F0A370C04C04874101E5C2E32ACD6DB
>>28056500
>guy doesn't get a chance at love because she thinks he'd get picked on and stupid vanity
Starting to hate women
>>28056551
I literally WOULD date a thin guy but he would have to reassure me at all times that it was okay and he was okay with knowing that people will think he's horrible.
>>28056549
Oh shit actually this isn't accurate anymore,
I'm 19 now
>>28056568
But femchubby grills a cute
im autistic so I had to make my own
>>28056581
I hope you make a qt chubby girl very happy one day friend <3
oh are we posting those thingies?
>>28048012
this is me I guess
>>28056583
Charmer is their best album tbqhf
>>28049747
you just had to ruin yourself by being a furry didnt you
>>28056631
How about you chubby girl :^)
>>28056654
Will you listen to Bright Eyes and go for jogs with me?
>>28056689
Sure I guess
If you'll smush me :3
>>28056515
I actually don't care that much about that. All I want is to get married and have children, hell, I'd even marry a muslim if he wants to have kids
>>28047062
I am a great choice, I have stellar reference, I come highly recommended
If you choose me as YOUR robot bf today, you are entitled to 5% of ALL my future earnings! This is a limited time offer, jump on this great deal
please be my gf, im a great guy, im a hard worker, i can help you in school i will do your homework and say goodnight to you every night pls choose me be my gf im calm and caring and wont expect anything from you please just PLEASE BE MY GF
>>28056549
Commie scum
>>28047062
I fit all of those except the beard bit.
But then again so does everyone else I imagine.
Good luck OP.
>>28056723
I'm not even that big anon if you have a thing for smushing I don't think I can provide what you need
>>28056730
Don't be like that anon
there are girls out there just as desperate as you, so you dont have to make all those sweet offers
>>28056724
meh
Got contact?
You could be a decent friend at least
>>28055870
Why the hate for deists, if you're open to atheists?
>>28056756
That was a joke femanon
I was teasing you
Yes I'll listen to Bright Eyes and jog with you
>>28056724
I want children, at least 5 is that cool?
am >>28048012
>implying anyone reads these
>implying I won't die alone
>implying fembots aren't ugly anyways
>>28056781
Aw yay! I was hoping that was a joke. We can do things you like too! What do you like to do, anon?
>>28056764
That's a great question anon, wish I had an answer for you. I should be more accepting of deism and less accepting of atheism so. That's my bad.
>>28056856
>What do you like to do, anon?
Sit around and blob out (even if I'm a twig) :^)
>I should be more accepting of deism and less accepting of atheism so
kek
>>28047062
>/r9k/ /x/
ill just get in line
skype: purpanota
maneifvoadsnuvodfv fuckyou robot
any qts out there?
originalo commenterino
>>28056920
How is agnosticism that important to you? Are you an agnostic theist or something?
>>28055870
Dang you sound really nice. It's too bad I'm an unemployed skinny dude.
>>28056761
Yeah, I guess I could. I should warn you, though, I always end up ruining my online friendships, if you're still interested, my skype is Amelia Mulder, or at least that's the fake name I have there, I never learnt how to use it.
>>28056826
Hey there, 5 is actually the number of children I want (wouldn't bother me to have 7 or 3 though, but 5 is perfect), so talk to me if you want to.
>>28056978
I'm not even looking for a bf, c-can we be friends?
>>28057017
This is hard fembot
>>28057017
>tfw l >>28056723
was serious
>>28057055
I think you replied to the wrong person because I am not the fembot you are looking for
>>28057069
I'm not sure what's happening here but we can be friends too!
>>28057055
this is meant for >>28057015
this confusing fem
>>28057015
yeah five is just the right number for me as well, is it fine if we can just be friends and see how things go?
also there's a bunch of Amelia's
>>28057017
I mean sure. I even like streaming vidya for friends too. We're officially friends now.
>you will never find a match on r9k
>you will never find a match anywhere
>>28056730
have you considered my offer? Please, give me a chance, that's all I ask, just talk to me for 10 minutes please that's all just give me 10 minutes of your time and I will do whatever you want I promise PLEASE
did I mention that I have MANY various talents and interests? I am a bf you will be very proud of!
I am ok at chess and I like anime and programming and I am sure I could be an ok cook if you wanted me to be and please give me a chance OP I love you so much already I can tell by the way you type that you are a delicate, genuinem and beautiful woman and I want nothing more than to make you happy
please just contact me op dont be afraid just because we are on this forum, I am normal, I am more than normal I could be seen as handsome and strong maybe sometimes please just contact me op
>>28050333
>tfw nobody even checks your trips
>>28057157
This is perfect. I only have one friend.
Since we're officially friends now, can you post a throwaway or a skype or SOMETHING? I want to see you stream things pls.
>>28047062
league ign?
>>28047062
add lyka on lol and we can play urf
>>28057208
Yes, officially new friend, my throwaway is officially[email protected]The other anons are right, there's a lot of your skype name.
why the hell not? it's worth a shot, i guess.
>>28057289
Anon I'm not the other girl, we are different people ;-; There is only one of my skype. My skype isn't even a name. It's a smiley face.
>implying fembots exist
>especially in this shithole country
>>28057405
>posts a picture of himself
>>>/soc/
>>28057348
I don't even know who is who anymore quite frankly but I like meeting new people regardless so we're still officially new friends. I guess that's what I get for only half paying attention to the thread.
Fuck i wish she was real.
>>28055870
>tfw blonde, but balding
I never imagined a situation where this will actually improve my standing.
>>28057134
Did you add any of them brobot?
I tried the two US ones and have gotten no reply
>>28057495
If you're balding, you should just shave it. Bald guys are so much more qt than balding guys. You could probably pull it off way easier.
>>28057499
sadly no, I think she left the thread.
a shame too I really wanted a potential wife material or at least a good friend.
>>28049747
Posts like these keep prodding at the sexual confusion I should have cleared up in high school.
I'm not generally gay, but I kind of have this thing for smaller, meek white guys. My better friends in school were always shorter and maybe a bit... what you might call "cute". I've just always felt really comfortable being around them, and in retrospect I suspect pursuing them as friends was not an entirely innocent compulsion.
Looking back, I remember at one point one such friend quipped
>"If you think about it, being gay is actually more masculine than being straight."
and I put a lot of brainpower into trying to sort out whether he was being a liberal faggot or a just a literal faggot. I strongly suspect now that he was searching for validation.
All criteria are optional. The only actual criteria is that you like me. Everything else is just a bonus.
>>28057015
>5 is actually the number of children I want
What a coincidence, I have four brothers. So you're talking to someone with a track record.
>>28057534
I considered it, but when I suggested it to people they said I'm not at the point where it's warranted, so I'm waiting until it gets to that point.
>implying this post won't get me a gf
who /delusional optimism/ here?
I had a distinct moment of self-awareness while filling this out.
>>28058091
>tfw you posted this literally ten seconds after I replied
>>28058113
I DELETED IT BEFORE YOU SAW IT OKAY.
>>28058127
Saw what I don't know what's going on anymore surely nothing out of the ordinary happened(^:
>>28058127
I saw it.
am gonna copy your message to embarrass you and I'll laugh at your anguish
Anonymous 04/22/16(Fri)23:02:17 No.28058091 [This post has been deleted]
>>28058113
>>28057435
>tfw no response
>tfw first guy I've ever messaged back from one of these threads
>that fucking feel
>>28058184
>tfw he responded and we're best friends
Jokes on you anon, I have a best friend and you're just trying to hurt my feelings c:
>>28058206
I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore.
>>28058227
We got you we got you now YOU look silly and totally not the two of us!
I'm not going to fill out a template, because I feel that I'm a bit too important to be wasting my time with it.
I'm looking for a girl in or around
N O R T H V I R G I N I A
I would prefer to meet a girl who is a virgin/has no exes for the least amount of drama possible.
RESPOND and we can figure out whether or not we hate each other.
>>28058250
...fuckin hell m8
>>28058270
tfw south virginia
>>28058367
Chesapeake here, what's up bb
>>28058367
Wow. I'm in love. Post contact info bb
These threads are pretty gross.
Just post your contact info if you want to meet someone, don't keep replying to the same person asking for contact info.
>>28058401
>>28058397
skype: purpanota
>>28058503
Is that your picture?
Are you a tranny pinoy or what?
>>28058565
i'm from spain bby :)
charlottesville hmu
Might as weIl give it a try
>>28058729
let's be friends senpai
here's a template for the 2.3.4 version.
>>28058729
>christians with fairly high devotion
>"sex"
>>28058769
AIright, I accept
>>28058826
40-60% is average. Only devout ones abstain anymore. I'm also a virgin.
yo dawg who wants some of this sexy hunk of meat
>>28058729
>Jewish is ideal
Any way to fill this shit out on mobile lamooo
I fit most of your stats op, but seing as this is r9k im pretty sure you are just looking for another beta orbiter. I've already been broken by r9k girls multiple times. Maybe I should just fuck random girls and leave them once I find new ones, just like what females do.
>>28058861
Hit me up with that skype name and let the friendship roll
>>28054889
NECROMANCY
I'm in the southwest but I have a feeling I know who you. Ever been a pool lifeguard?
>>28059023
EP: Enemy of Progress
forgot to add the location, deleted my old post
>>28047115
Here is the latest template
>>28058270
Still looking for a girl near NORTH VIRGINIA no TRANNY PINOYS allowed
I am currently looking for one (1) girlfriend (gf)
Please email me with your resume and references.
A virgin would be an ideal candidate.
>>28059525
and the chart related to the thread
Reminder, looking for one (1) girlfriend (gf).
>>28059634
>>28059525
You seem like a cool guy
I'd be your gf if I was a girl
Just looking to chat, I don't expect anything from this.
JUST
end me fampai.
>>28059681
>>28059681
W-we can pretend, anon.
Just not sex.
>>28047062
don't date a robot, date a normie
>>28059826
I'm sorry I prefer to play guy roles.
>>28059634
>>28059525
Pls respond.
anyone.
Y-you don't have to have references. I'll take anything.
>>28060081
Don't think there are many girls on this board buddy.
>>28060116
no
pls,
anyone
I'll be a practice bf
>>28060150
Honestly it fills me with laughter whenever I see posters like this
I met my gf on here we've been steady for a year now
best part is she looks like tomoko
>>28060116
There are a lot of girls on /r9k/ you idiot. There are more femanons here than most boards. Not even joking. It seems surprising but when you browse /soc/ and omegle with 4chan tagged you'll find that /r9k/ is one of femanons' favorite boards.
>>28060158
Y-you too.
E-enjoy y-your experience o-of girlfriend.
this only took me eight long years to finish
why is the file limit on /r9k/ so fucking small anyway
>>28060158
>I met my gf on here we've been steady for a year now
Same, though we only became official about 5 months ago.
Protip to the people who create these threads: I've experienced more success (and seen more success) in threads like these where the prompt is to actually describe who you're looking for using actual words and thought, rather than filling out these infographs. Don't get me wrong, I find reading them pretty fun (especially to see what people's standards are), but data-mining is all they're really good for. They're trading cards that people don't really pay any attention to.
I'm very lonely
>>28060312
I have a feeling we would get along well
>>28056549
>>28060379
oops meant to link to my chart thing
>>28056526
wew, good first impression, right?
>>28054889
>mfw near perfect match but live in the states
>mfw no face
>>28060159
I honestly think a lot of the "girls" here are dudes baiting or traps. But hey what do I know.
>>28047062
I hate these threads. Still though
>>28056549
If I knew you in person
I would look at you for about five seconds
I would look at you real hard, I would open my eyes half way just for you
And then I'd offer you my ninth grade biology text book, because you'd be late for homeroom in the morning Jimmy. F451 really? What is this freshman year?
>Economic theory of the Leisure Class
You are living, walking, breathing meme. I just don't understand how someone in my age group can be so fuckingedgy
>muh anarchy
>>28056471
You probably left but this is me
>>28060461
>>28060379
>>28060400
b-but you are so young and I am so old
have you got a skype or something
i really hate tomatoes so if you like them thats a no
>>28060312
>Libertarian
>Socialist
>>28060613
Do you like pizza?
origianal comment
>>28060667
>>28060466
isn't it past your bedtime already ?
>>28060675
pizza is ok
raw tomatoes are not ok
>>28060691
Any other foods you don't like?
>>28047734
Im all the things you want, except the sex. sometimes i want it once a week but other times i want it a few times a day. Such a shame I was sooo close :(
>>28060600
I try to avoid using proprietary software but I do have a kik for this exact purpose.
kik: Probot_r9k
>>28060728
anything mexican or middle eastern, my favorite food is slavic food. recently ate pierogies and cabbage for dinner
>>28057826
I like you butyour video game tastes are shit. ;-;
>>28060740
oh but I would prefer to be contacted over tox if you're willing to do that.
I posted my tox id here: >>28056549
>>28060755
You're kinda like me with your food tastes, though I do like tacos. I personally don't like anything that is really sweet or really sour. This is me >>28060461
>>28060793
nice! any contact? seem like cool guy :^)))))
>>28060781
a-and I'm not 18 anymore, I turned 19 today. The age gap isn't that bad ;_;
shouganai desu
>>28060837
>>28060793
doesnt reply ok cool
>>28060837
If you're east coast I can probably see you, but if you're California or something I don't see as an option. Either way though, I would like to know you better. :)
>>28060890
Sorry, had refresh on auto so I didn't see it until a minute ago.
>>28060916
SORRY
i live in the pnw hahahahaha
>>28060942
Yeah, that's too bad. Have a good night though.
>>28060942
PNW reporting in I'd be down to talk music I love MBV.
welp. what do you think fellow robot anons?
>>28061208
Location: Texas
Left that out.
>>28057879
Hey, do you have skype?
original contactfagging
>>28061399
yeah send me an email and ill give it to you
[email protected]
>>28060774
I don't know, I like other stuff but those were the first that I thought of that I play a lot currently. Want to skype?
>>28049747
This made me physically ill to look at.
b-bumping for interest
n-notice me senpais
describing yourself is difficult
>tfw all I want in the world are these lyrics with somebody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aml5iQcOK1A
>>28061440
I emailed you from Guerrilla Mail.
>>28062205
Huh. I think we could get along really well, maybe. Want to talk?
>>28054889
>mfw got everything right on this but I'm a super-conservative ultracapitalist
>and I hate children
Most of the people who are actually attractive and successful are right-leaning, because they aren't cucks who need the gov. gibsmedats.
And most "masculine" men usually are also right leaning
>>28061152
oki email me????
>>28062309
I will do you have a Kik?
>tfw you legitimately forget just who you are and start filling out a chart
>tfw reality hit and you finally remember that it's not who but what you are which living garbage, repulsive in every way
>>28060312
I am enamored with your profile, if such a thing could happen. My profile is >>28047946 and I'm from the UK. Talk to me if you'd like, I'd very much like to talk to you. If not just say "nah fuck that" and that'll be that.
>>28062456
>5'8"
nah fuck thatt
>>28047062
blorp frypp///
>>28062510
Alright thanks for your time.
>>28062510
hey bitch i'm 6'4
>>28062539
>bitch
nty chad
>>28062556
have fun with the betas, slut
>>28062575
>says the beta
kek
>>28062556
its your fault for being a bitch about my height, when you read it incorrectly!
>>28047062
>oh wow ancap qt who is looking for assertive honest intelligent person
>"all i play is league 24/7"
REEEEEEEE DOTA 2 IS BETTER REEEEEEEE
>>28062629
"gimme gween car" says this post.
