Greentext your life. Make it however short or long you want.
>>28046644
>Sperm enters egg
>Pain starts
>Pain lasts
>IT HASN'T ENDED YET
>>28046695
>>28046737
Seriously, how the hell do people live into their 80s or whatever?
The idea seems completely ludicrous
>dad cums in mom
>born 9 months later
>never fit in at school or anywhere
>end up trying to make ends meet, try to meet somebody
>slave to money
>die
>>28046644
>wake up after a long sleep
>Black Desert Online has finished downloading
>create bearded wizard character
>play
>it's no fun
>check /g/
>put on some movies but lose interest
>need to stay awake so eat fried rice and chips
>check /r9k/
>start tripfagging because of a tripfags thread
>listen to music all the while (Stereolab, 80s music)
>I want to get off Mr. Bone's wild ride
>I want to get off Mr. Bone's wild ride
>I want to get off Mr. Bone's wild ride
>>28046644
>born youngest
>anger issues meant bullied at school
>pussyfaggot school mad because I actually hit back
>ruined my social skills
>couldn't even shove a kid
>suspended because I shoved someone against a wall
>started hurting myself because faggot school wouldn't let me defend myself from the torment
>hurled myself against walls instead, was fun
>ended school well because bullies were only bullies because immature
>still left with lasting social scars
>turn 18 yay adult, get drunk because 18ths
>fail to get a job
>going to study mid year, next month
>be now
>kikes
>Born
>Prolongs out of weakness
>Dies by chance or suicide
>1970 something, may 21st
>2:19 moms water broke
>She had no husband, so she drove us to the hospital for help
>Umbilical cord wrapped around my neck
>Not even taken my first step and I'm seeing my death, bad feels
>I made it out, I'm bringing mad joy
>The medical professionals affirm that I will be a bad boy
>>28046939
>other animals literally rip each other apart and fight day after day just to stay alive and stave off hunger pains
>we want to die but can't
>we don't even react to our instincts, we just let them eat away at us
Why is life so ironic?
I'm gonna do a daily life rather than entire life
>wake up
>hate self
>vidya and 4chan
>hate self
>shower at night and fap
>hate self
>sleep
Pretty much my entire day for about a year now has been exactly as described, wake up, vidya, sleep
>>28046695
This to be completely honest famalamo
>be born
>it gets worse
>turn 10
>it gets worse
>turn 15
>it gets worse
>turn 20
>it gets infinitely worse
>turn 25
>HOW IS IT STILL GETTING WORSE?
>about to turn 29
>not surprised anymore that it gets worse
the end
>>28046644
I'll just do it as whatever memories come to mind as I'm typing this
>be potty trained
>accidentally make newborn baby brother cry
>think it's my fault
>hate myself
>start crying
>first day of preschool
>meet first friend
>both of us are crying because fuck school
>become best buddies
>elementary school
>become popular
>friends with everyone except mexicans it seems
>playing soccer
>try to do a cool headbutt like I see on TV sometimes
>ball hits my head at hyperspeed and I can't move my neck for the rest of the day
>go home
>think I'm gonna die
>dad says it'll be fine
>it's fine
>still elementary
>make friends with bully
>he stops bullying people
>we play handball
>still friends to this day
>6th grade
>have a crush on a girl
>don't know how to talk to girls, never have
>under the impression that I shouldn't even talk to girls until I marry them
>turns out she has a crush on my friend
>nothing happens because he too doesn't know how to talk to girls
>middle school
>most friends have joined different circles
>get bullied daily
>miserable for the first time in my life
>stay at home and play vidya all day
>stop hanging out with friends
>get beat up by two asian girls
>higschool
>start lifting
>still socially fucked from middle school because I hadn't been interacting with anyone, I forgot how to
>make friends with some dude in my class who just happened to talk to me for some reason
>become best friends
>start to become popular because he's popular
>everyone knows me now
>most people like me
>girls start to flirt
>can't pick up on any of it
>no gf till senior year, ends within a month
>graduate
>college
>doing well in all my classes
>look better than ever before
>more girls flirting than ever before
>somehow end up dating a lesbian
>ends within a month
>still no gf
>>28046769
accurateoreeeeeeeeeeeginal
>be born
>brothers are born 2 years later
>Go to Christian school
>have parents that are always at work so they can't really help you with school stuff but yell at you when you do bad
>Get type 1 diabetes in third grade
>Switch to public school for 4th grade
> Start lying to my parents about having my work done and how my grades are doing, fall into this habit forever
> never have many friends, and the ones that I do aren't too close
>Be lonely loser in middle school, retreat to the internet. Start playing wow and going on 4chan
>Become edgelord
>Become vegetarian ultraliberal
>get gender dysphoria but don't know what that is, only that I hate my body and self more than anything
>in high school have a few more friends, pretty happy
>9th grade become Atheist
>10th grade become Pagan
>11th grade start smoking weed
>10th grade give up on life
>Try to kill self, fail
>Parents start helping me transition
>Start brewing alcahol so I can get fucked up a lot
>18 after I graduate, get on hormones
>things are ok now
>Go to community college
>fail because I never learned to do any work outside of school
>Still fine because I don't really care about how other people see me and live in the moment
>feel guilty
>Become Christian again
That's about it.
>be me
>first son born in the year 1998
>early life is blurry
>only significant memory from there is myself falling in a small pond at age 1 or 2
>I wore an orange T-Shirt
>age 5
>was already a bully with a few friends
>got shouted at by the elementary teacher because I was mocking some guy with bad grades
>outsmarting everyone even though I'm one year ahead in my scholarship
>age 7
>got a spontaneous lucid dream
>realise I would be confronting death someday
>got the highest mark of my school on a math contest
>slowly buying the "I'm better than eveyone" meme
>age 9-10
>family moving to Paris
>new school
>can't make friends
>still manage to hangout with a girl named Sarah who was bullied because she was ugly
>one day I offered her a white rose and said something along the lines of "I really like you."
>last time I saw her was when I was 13 and she was starting already to look beautiful, wearing jeans and a jean jacket, the last rays of sun shining on her face
cont?
>Be born
>Mommy is 19 and Daddy is 20
>She goes to school, he funds it
>Poor
>Live in many different households with many different people, timeline is blurry in my head
>Turn 5 years old, parents move us out to Missouri
>Small town, very strict and very religious
>I am neither
>Make a friend or two at the school, but don't really fit in
>Get made fun of for not liking sports or god
>Alone
>At least daddy relates with me
>Nevermind, parents divorce
>Really nasty break up, lots of cheating and screaming
>Mommy wins me
>She's not very nice anymore, whores around town
>No more relationship building with parents after that
>Alone again
>Mom marries some fucking redneck that i hate, we move out to Colorado
>Turns out marrying a bipolar pill addict redneck and moving out of the state was a bad idea
>Going to High School in Colorado
>Still no friends, really
>Step-dad is abusive
>Manage to get a gf, never loved a girl more in my life
>Suffer through the next 4 years of High School
>Can only find solace in her
>Eventually step-dad gets a little too violent, goes to jail for domestic abuse
>Graduate High School
>Free from school, teenagers, and step-dad
>Things finally beginning to look up
>Girlfriend's family takes her out of state with them
>Alone again
>NEET for awhile living with mommy
>Eventually got shitty job at McDonalds
>Save up enough to afford a few semesters at the community college
>Can't really do any better, failed High School badly
>Currently doing nothing but smoking weed and going to school part time
>Mom is distant
>Brother's a degenerate
>Don't think I'll ever be close with my father again at this point
>She's still so far away
>She's growing up without me
>Still alone
>Just failed a psychology test
>Post in this thread
>>28046644
>Born
>Don't remember shit
>Earliest memories of being smart ass in early school
>Family dysfunction as fuck, bi-polar mother and abusive father with 5 kids, me being youngest
>Mildly bullied in school
>Learn to use words to influence people
>Lose weight
>Become popular
>Get introduced to drugs
>Do shit tons of hallucinogens
>Now at uni
Other than being bored, having less friends, smoking too much weed and eating too much fast food.. Life is good right now.
>born
>normie until one day something snaps
>start to get smarter, lonelier, and more autistic
>have several relationships which don't last
>get angrier and angrier
>born into poor family
>dad is 70, mom 30
>born in the middle of a war
>mom was probably on drugs during war
>fucked me up
>earliest memories are of people dying
>live in a shithole house for some time
>mom has epilepsy and isn't really coherent because of PTSD
>dad tries to be chill
>be picked on because of my old dad and weird personality
>start to seclude myself
>feel good in the family even though every second is another trauma worth writing a doctorate about
>develop schizophrenia in my early teens because of experimenting with drugs
>dad dies
>sends me on a trip
>go to college
>study STEM shitey bollocks
>it's not going as good as I hoped
All in all, it's not that bad.
>>28046974
>Umbilical cord wrapped around my neck
Aaay same. I was also coming out backwards. I think my soul knew what I was in for and didn't want to go.
>be born
>fuck up
>fuck up
>fuck up
>fuck up even harder
>gain hope
>lose hope
it hurts to live
>>28048400
Going off of this, I guess.
>Dad injects his dirty semen into my mother
>9 months later, I come out, but not without complication
>Placental abruption
>Coming out feet first
>Umbilical cord wrapped around neck three times
>Three fucking times
>Come out as under-nourished lizard baby
>Stay in hospital under 24hour care
>Mom thinks I'm not even going to make it
Fast-forward
>Outcast in school
>Outcast in the workplace
>Outcast in society
>I'm on the outside looking in
>MFW the complications during labor and delivery are probably why I'm such a sperg
>MFW I try to get better at life, but I will always be three steps behind
>>28046644
>being a kid is awesome
>highschool (boardingschool) as a spergelord is indescribably horrible
>life now is bretty gud
>be me
>be chilean
>parents were poor but they became rich
>be born with 6 months
>learn to read when I was 1 year old, everyone thought I was a genius
>went to Kindergarden, no friends
>read a lot
>bought a playstation
>stopped reading and studying
>went to kinder school
>be 1st
>open first grade
>one autistic homosexual friend
>still 1st
>got bullied
>also be redhaired and white in a mestizo country
>2nd grade
>got tired of bullying so started beating someone with a brick, didn't die btw
>even though I was bullied, for some reason I was loved by everyone so they protected me
>move to another place in town
>move school
>started going to an "alternative school"
>everyone's nice
>still 1st
>get delusions of grandeour since I'm pretty much the most based guy people have ever met, pianist, good actor, perfect grades, etc.
>no gf though
>started getting overweight and pro mlg gaming
>became autistic
>started getting depressed because no one was paying attention to me
>full berserk mode activated
>started getting narcissistic dreams of things I could never do, such as becoming a god, restarting my life, etc.
>8th grade
>getting bullied again, lost all of my social prestige
>become an aggressive bully myself
>started bullying other people
>became a closet nazi
>changed school, same stuff
>moved to a genius only selective school
>currently good social prestige, even though I was new I tried running for school president, got second place because I used my fake charisma
>current day, things to fix, no gf and overweight. I still have delusions of grandeour though. Also fixing my english since I'm not european.
>>28048695
>started getting narcissistic dreams of things I could never do, such as becoming a god, restarting my life, etc.
My negro
Hello
>tfw even in those scenarios you still fuck everything up and feel like reality is a problem that can't be solved
>>28048695
>>28048742
y'all nigga crazy
>>28048771
Not nearly enough
I used to be genuinely crazy but now it's just a memory that I cling to because normalcy is terrifying and I don't know what to do with it
>Be born
>Have unknown condition as newborn that nearly kills me
>Gone and never explained, but have dumb cartoony bone shaped scar on leg because of it
>Father feeds me alcohol as a baby
>Caught and never heard from again
>Heavily sheltered, never went outside or found friends
>Played vidya all day every day
>High school rolls around
>0 Social skills
>Ugly as sin
>Dirty white sketchers, Wal-Mart jeans, grim reaper t-shirts, crooked thin glasses, always open black hoodie, long unwashed hippy hair, acne, unibrow, neckbeard
>All clothes 3-5 sizes above actual clothing size
>1/10 At most
>Not bullied, most likely out of pity
>First and only serious friend ever is a qt girl
>Want to date but don't want to risk friendship and become friendless again
>Initial happiness of having a friend turns into constant stress over that decision all throughout high school
>Realize she only talks to me because I get her A's on her English assignments
>Senior year over, she changes phones, never see/hear of her again
>Graduate
>Never attended school dances, prom, field trips, pep rallies, etc
>Skipped graduation ceremony out of fear, went to the school and got degree from the office
>Currently 19
>Cleaned up look to a 5/10 at the very most
>Still friendless
>Attending antisocial university for trash degree just to have a bachelors if a job needs one
It won't get better.
>>28048859
Nah dude, you are genuinely insane. You are just so far gone that have delusions of being a rational human being when you're clearly batshit crazy.
>>28046644
>born
>life started out cool
>6th grade
>get the shit kicked out of me
>bullying starts
>become timid little faggot
>low self-esteem begins
>8th grade rolls around
>become angrier and angrier
>completely filled with sperg rage by 9th grade
>fights anyone i can
>want to die
>attempts to killself several times through hs
>no friends because sperg rage
>drop out
>get GED
>get minimum wage job
>miserable but i got some money now
>blow all my money on cigs and booze
thats me until now. a bit happier but still kinda miserable idk.
>>28048936
I don't feel insane at all
I wish I could feel it
That's encouraging, though. Thanks anon.
>born
>fat since a kiddo
>been bullied in school cause fat
>no true friends
>university
>being socially awkward
>playing games all life
>2014 happens
>decided to change life
then
>2014
>found gf
>started running/jogging/sports
>2015
>gf became fiance
>lost already 15-20kg
>still into running/jogging
>found work
>finished university with masters
>2016
>open minded
>happy with fiance
>moving out
>lost 20-25kg approx.
>no more fat
>great stamina
What is wrong you will ask?
>want more
>want to be rich
>desire money
>my payroll is $350 a month
>tfw never going to be rich
>tfw being poor
>tfw I want something more
>tfw I know I can reach anything
>tfw I have no idea how to go into money
>childhood
>[scene missing]
>vague memories of assorted situations, mostly embarrassing ones
>get homeschooled in 5th and 6th grade
>mildly happy
>parents are getting divorced
>forced to go back to public middle school
>depression hits hard as fuck
>I get super duper edgy
>want to kill myself and others
>get completely obsessed with a girl in my classes
>eventually even out a bit
>make two friends and some acquaintances
>discover the joy of Vicodin the summer after 8th grade, do whatever pills I can get my hands on from this point on, which isn't much
>go to high school, it's still shitty, but better than middle school
>start smoking weed in 9th grade fairly regularly, start getting over the girl I was infatuated with
>keep smoking shitloads of weed and stumbling through my classwork, mostly getting A's
>grow apart from one of my friends, who I wasn't very close with to begin with
>meet a girl online sometime, probably 11th grade
>it ends up being vaguely relationship like
>things are sometimes nice, and sometimes really shitty
>we're both mentally unbalanced, and my substance abuse is starting to escalate more
>senior year do heroin the first time, and start drinking semi regularly by raiding my mom's boyfriends liquor or paying homeless people to buy me stuff
>graduate high school a semester early
>go to college
>drop out after a week because my depression was peaking and I was becoming increasingly suicidal
>do nothing for a few months
>keep on smoking weed
>get a job, mostly to pay for weed honestly speaking
>work full time for 3 or 4 months
>get into designer benzo's, come close to ODing a couple times
>quit my job
>friend goes off to college
>get darknet shit figured out
>do all of the drugs
>NEET for like 7 or 8 months, I don't know
>do decent amounts of heroin, shitloads of benzodiazepines
>online relationship thing gets shittier after she goes to college
>destroy it so I can destroy myself in peace, or at least that's what I told myself
1/2 (I think)
>born
>I don't remember my early childhood and it doesn't matter anyway
>be whale in middle school with no friends because autism
>get anorexia at the end of middle school because am tired of being called fat so am no longer fat (this is like the only good thing that's happened)
>no friends in HS and shit grades because laziness and autism.
>Teaches even ask me if shit is wrong because I act like a freak in class who talks to no one but doesn't do well either.
>constantly get into fights with classmates and even get suspended at points because muh autism rage
>graduate somehow
>go to community college, get pell grants for being piss poor at least so I don't have to pay
>living at home with my mom who hates me for being a useless waste of space
>only have one friend who I'm pretty sure I have just totally alienated past the point of salvation (breaking news it happened a couple minutes ago, they won't even text me back now)
>now my only friend is my cat
>I'm 20
>gonna kill myself when I'm 22
>>28049971
>last few months are pretty blurry due to ever escalating drug use (tried crack, meth, etc.)
>still miss the girl who I left (and now I'm realizing other people here will call me a normie because I talked to a girl online for a while)
>take LSD because I've heard so many stories of how it helped people a bunch and helped them work through their issues
>freak the fuck out
>contact the online girl hoping she'll help me calm down
>she yells at me instead, makes everything worse
>those 12 hours were some of the worst in my life
>get a load of benzo's online, along with heroin, and steal a full script of oxycodone
>completely obliterate myself
>get physically addicted to the benzo's
>have several (5+) seizures from the withdrawals
>end up in the ER
>they don't even fucking treat the withdrawal, which is a basic process which every ER should be familiar with
>pop my shoulder back in it's socket, as it apparently became dislocated at some point when I was seizing up
>send me home
>have another seizure in the counseling service office where I had ended up, because I told my mom how fucked up I was
>all the ER does this time is confirm I don't have epilepsy by giving me an MRI
>go home after they keep me for like 24 hours for observation
>go home
>feel incredibly shitty, and now I'm out of drugs
>decide to kill myself
>pussy out at the last moment
>tell my mom I need help immediately
>go back to the counseling service, they send me to a mental hospital
>spend 10 days there, they actually put me on the right medication to give someone who's detoxing from benzodiazepines, along with antidepressants, etc.
>feel somewhat better
>meet some interesting people
>leave with the intention of staying in touch with a few people
>go to outpatient therapy
>a couple girls from the hospital go to the same program
>the outpatient therapy program (which is every week day from 9 to 3) is fucking horrible, I'd rather go back to inpatient than ever go back there
1/?
>>28050140
hey man I am in an outpatient therapy
from 9 til 12 three days a week
it fucking sucks. It sucks so much
>>28050140
>hang out with the girls once, they give me free weed
>shortly afterwards I drop out of the program
>hang out with a crazy bipolar guy from the hospital a couple times
>one of the girls boyfriends kills himself, they both go home, contact cut more or less
>intent on relapsing, but haven't had the real opportunity yet
>don't feel like I can handle life without narcotics, and I never really did feel that way
>found one pill on my carpet and took it, that made things a little better while it lasted
>may have found a weed hook up and a heroin hook up
>going to get my own apartment soon
>going to also look for another job to work so that I can afford drugs
>not thinking long term because I have an immensely hard time caring about it
>want to die, but feel like I can't because I realize how much it would hurt my family
>figure if I die from an accidental overdose, at least I won't need to make the decision to die, and that takes some of the burden off of me at least
It's been an interesting time. 18 years and 7 months on this planet. I'd like to get off the ride now.
>>28050179
I couldn't stand it, I had to quit early. I basically dropped out. It was horrible. Fuck DBT, fuck ACT, and fuck The Birches program as a whole.
>>28046644
>born
>smart
>+extra alienation cuz don't fit in
>get bullied
>diagnosed with clinical depression
>attempt suicide 3 times at 9 yo
>live
>switch schools
>like girl
>she likes me
>I fuck it up
>girl doesn't like me
>sister gets taken by social services
>other sister cuts herself and breaks down in class
>slowly start to lose friends
>friends lost by grade 9
>no friends now
>graduate
>don't go to graduation
>nobody cares
>p&a in college
That's pretty much it. I'm waiting for when I don't feel so shit.
>>28046644
Nice dubs.
>happy little shit till age 9
>parents separate
>still a happy shit till age 18
>slight girl problems
>TUMBLINGDOWN.WEBM
>depression, fail college, tfw no gf
>unhappy big shit till 25, current day
Seems like I'm on 9 year karmic dumpster cycles and I'm due to be in and out of airforce training by 27. Not got high hopes.
>be born
>do baby stuff
>go to kindergarten
>once a week buy waffles for breakfast at the market
>every other day eat a palmier for breakfast
>have fun
>learn how to ride a bicycle
>go outside a lot
>have friends
>enjoy glass painting
>parents split up
>eat pizza with my dad
>move to a different city
>no friends
>mum has a new bf
>talk to some other kids
>don't like any of them
>go to preschool
>get some friends
>get invited to a birthday party
>life is okay-ish
>go to elementary school
>have anger issues
>have to see a therapist
>hate my therapist
>don't enjoy school at all
>do terrible at it
>stop going to therapist
>start going to middle school
>make new friends
>enjoy their company
>life is pretty gud
>do terrible with languages
>fail two classes
>have to leave that school
>go to a new school
>no friends
>hate myself
>social anxiety starts
>hate going to school for a year
>year 9
>meet some new people
>life is better
>have trouble sleeping
>social anxiety is getting worse
>year 10
>only sleep 4-5 hours a day
>start having depressions
>finish year 10
>>28050641
>go to a different school
>no friends
>make new friends
>social anxiety is killing me
>after half a year go to a different school
>a lot easier
>old friends go to it
>life is okay-ish
>social anxiety is getting worse
>depressions are getting worse
>start having panic attacks almost weekly
>start seeing a psychiatrist
>finish high school
>move to a different city
>go to university
>no friends
>social anxiety is super bad
>shaking 24/7
>fail university classes
>hate myself
>starve myself for multiple days
>start seeing a psychiatrist again
>go on a lot of meds
>shit is just getting worse
>have panic attack
>talk to psychiatrist
>end up in mental hospital
>take 3 antidepressants, a benzo, and sleeping meds
>take a break from university
>make this post
Pretty boring 2 be h
>born
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>kindergarten
>school
>school
>wrote applications
>no job
>school
>dropping out
>no friends
>kissless virgin
>NEET
>depressed
>social anxious
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>shitposting 4chan all day
thats pretty much my shitty boring life
>Born in 94
>Don't remember early years, but judging by photos, they were happy
>Start elementary school
>Never a cool kid but had some friends
>good at math
>Go to middle school
>Friends from elementary turn on me, trying to become popular
>Befriend some sort of autistic kid
>We hang out -- movies, bowling, just chilling
>Introduced to his other friends, form a small friend group
>8th grade is really fun, like my teachers, doing well (except for math). Good social life
>Enter high school
>Not really motivated to do well in school, just get by
>Friend group persists
>10th and 11th grade are good years, befriend a new cool guy
>Do really well on SATs, start taking AP classes
>Do well but alienated from nerds due to special ed background
>Also alienated from the non-nerds -- only have my small friend group
>Junior year ends
>Go to pre-college camp, during which grandfather dies
>Mom gets pretty depressed
>Apply for college and all that
>Friends start getting more interested in dating, parties, drinking.
>Never invite me
>Friendship drifts apart
>Girl I like takes interest in me
>Act like total sperglord, can't talk her to her due to anxiety
>She moves on
>Crush on her friend.
>Stare at her and send her messages, even though she never responds
>Accepted into a good college
>Don't go to prom
>Depressed AF
>Graduate
>Lose my friend group,
>Literally spend all summer alone, listening to sad music, thinking about girl
>Attend college
>Can't make friends in classes
>Only friends with roommates and their friends
>Start drinking
>Have some problems with roommates (don't want to go into it)
>Do well in classes, pre-med
>Things fall through with roommates, they choose not to room with me next year
>Depressed and alone
>Opt for a single next year at school
>Take summer class, still doing well academically
>Super lonely sophomore year, make no friends
>Obtain excellent grades
>Fail to make summer plans, and it's too late
>Don't even have license
>was born
.wasted 27 years of torturing myself
>committing suicide
Anyone else just drifting through life? I don't even remember what were my motivations to do the things I did, it just feels like a really fast movie with random memories and shit.
>>28046644
>born
>abused by single mom and muslim people on my street
>go to school
> go go college and get bullied for being white (in England)
> get shitty minimum wage job where boss is an asshole
> kill myself
>>28050998
>Do nothing but watch shows all summer, and gain weight
>Get fat, parents get on my case, decide to lose weight
>Go back to school, rooming with a bunch of guys
>Work out a lot
>Become friends with roommates
>Work out with them, drink with them, go to parties with them, etc
>End up in hospital over drinking incident
>Still a kissless virgin
>Make no friends in classes
>Classes are super hard, have to drop one
>Pass other classes but grades drop
>Second semester, relationship with roommates suffer
>They kinda become jerkier, more insular, less about the group
>Start going to religious club
>Meet a really nice girl
>She welcomes me and engages me.
>Spend a lot of time with her, all involving the club
>Improve grades
>She graduates (year above me)
>Make plans to do research during summer
>Summer research doesn't really work out -- i hate it. Super repetitive and boring
>Roommates go separate ways next to semester, graduating or going abroad
>Try to reconnect with roommates for 21st birthday during beginning of school year
>Plans don't work out
>End up seeing several of them hanging out on the day I wanted to celebrate with them
>Cut them from life
>Live by myself, don't really make friends
>Talk to people in class, but that's it.
>Grades are pretty good.
>Trying to finish up pre-med
>Thinking about teaching after I graduate next fall and take MCATS
>Still a friendless kissless virgin loser
>born
>chill freinds throughout elementary and middle school were the "bad kids"
>start smoking alot of weed in highschool
>fail almost every class
>become isolated from people over the summer no freinds
>get freinds 2nd last year of high school drink excessively
>get gf last year treat her like shit and manipulate her
>get her to do most of my school work so I could pass
>travel abit after highschool still with gf
>get back work for a while
>gf dumps me in soul crushing manner even tho it was kind of expected
>shit load of xanax, cocain and liqour
>loss job
>find new gf she helps me get off the drugs clean up my shit
>get a job
>uterally perfect I could see myself marrying her
>car crash she died as I try to keep her breathing
>back to the cocain, xanax and excessive amounts of liquor
>loss job
>on welfare living in cheapest apprentent I could find
She would want better for me and that fucking haunts me
>>28048281
This is my life, almost exactly.
It's awful.
I want to be your friend, but I know we're both too far gone to have friends...
>>28047962
Please do, famalamalamalamalamalamalamalamalam
>>28046644
>born
>immediatly start shitposting on /r9k/
>kill self right after
>Be kid
>read shitload of books because it was fun
>no tv or vidya for me because reasons
>at least 1 or 2 times a month spending whole day in hospital because checkup
>days go, I lose motivation to do anything
>less and less friends
>why walk outside, I have vidya now
>vidya
>more vidya, less books
>vidya and movies on muh notebook
>time to pass maturity exam, go study some shit
>nope, I have vidya
>go write exam, go back and do Naxx 25
>who needs friends, I have guildmates
>days go by
>notebook destroyed by family
>"YOU ARE WASTING YOUR LIFE ANON"
>well, fuck you too
>start drinking, smoking cigarettes
>studies are bullshit
>I do not want to learn this shitty stuff, but I have no other alternative
>Fuck this, quit studies
>Go work for shitty wages and spend money on booze and smokes and my own little shitty apartment
>Sometimes go to Fantasy Conventions
>meet girl
>girl likes me, feels awesome
>girl comes to visit, grope tits
>girl comes 2nd time, this time with friends
>friend of chick kisses her in my little shitty kitchen
>tell her to GTFO
>spend 3 days drinking till unconsious
>time to go back to shitty work
>get evicted because landlord decides to sell my shitty little apartment
>swallow pride, go live with parents
>everything is gray and shitty
>opportunity arises
>my friend have father who looks for a guy to help with work
>work another 1,5 year
>fuck this
>I will not be some another dude who works 12h every day just to drink few beers after job
>go buy biology and chemistry books
>go to my old school
>declare that I want to pass exams again
>"lel, your last chance, another year and it would be locked forever"
>work 10h, study after work, shit is fun, no time for drinking, no time for vidya on my new notebook, no time at all
>pass exams
>go study interesting stuff about forests and wildlife
>No point killing myself now
New people, new city, trying to not be such bitter fuckup towards people. Shit is hard. Most people in my study group are like children.
>almost 20
>still live at home
>graduated HS last year at 19
>still learning how to drive
>no job
>not in college
>>28047962
Cont Frenchie
>be born
>starts pretty gud
>gets worse around 12
>and worse
>don't even feel like trying to fix it anymore
>
>the ride continues!
>>28048373
What war desu ?
>born
>raised in rural europe for like 6 years
>raised in urban europe for like 6 years
>oh shit, it's middle school
>start fucking up my grades
>puberty strikes
>MDD strikes shortly thereafter
>get rejected by literally every girl I talk to (for good reason)
>oh shit, it's high school
>continue fucking up my grades
>also get rejected by literally every girl I talk to (for good reason)
>oh shit, it's college admission time motherfucker
>fail to get into UK college
>get into local college
>end up taking wrong major
>this isn't ameristan so I can't switch until next year
>currently failing two classes so I probably can't switch anyway
>about to start failing another few classes
>currently on /r9k/
I'm probably identical to every other college robot here.
>>28046644
>Born
>Maybe it will get better
>Maybe it will get better
>Maybe it will get better
>It's not getting better
>Suicide by age 55
>>28051362
Hey, don't even trip, dawg, just go study the shit out of that wildlife. What sort of degree are you going for?
>not even 18 yet
>assume I still have time to achieve everything in life
>at the same time try to learn and try as much shit as possible and when I don't succeed I just think it's too late/early for me to try (playing guitar is a finest example)
>say I don't have a girlfriend, because I don't feel it's time for me yet, actually the only fucking girl I like is my school crush and she seems not to be interested in me
>either way, other girls don't attract me anymore
>on top of that super socially awkward, especially with new people
>unconfident as fuck
I come from a good family, always had a happy life, far better than a lot of you guys around here, but something is just fucking wrong. Maybe it's the fucking technology and social networks that made it impossible for me to be sociable. Fml
>born
>my first of many mistakes
>pretty shy kid but I got along with most other kids, had a few friends
>parents are working class Long Island white-trash
>family life was pretty good up until I was about 12/13
>dad loses his job and starts drinking heavily
>mom cheats on him and leaves
>from this point onwards family is constantly broke and on the verge of being homeless
>bullying begins to pick up a lot in middle school since I was a chubby sperg with nerdy interests. Nothing physical but a lot of taunting, boys were rough but the girls were the worst (omg anon my friend stacy like totally thinks you're cute, you should ask her out xDDD)
>dad dies from cirrhosis when I was a freshman in high school
>after sophomore year, the bullying ended as a result of me losing weight, shaving my peach fuzz and keeping quiet about my stupid interests, normies just ignore me for the most part after
>don't have friends, had a few acquaintances from school that would invite me to hang out maybe once or twice a year if everyone else was busy
>kissless virgin (still am), missed out on teenage love so I have no idea about how to form relationships
>grades got a little better, but still not great, A-s and Bs
>get first job at Wendy's, job was shit but some coworkers were cool, kept it until first semester of cc
>go to prom by myself, sat alone, had my mom pick me up early
>graduate middle of my class, only keep in contact with two people
>because poor and stupid, I had to go to community college for a year and a half before I transferred
>did pretty well in terms of grades, transferred out with a 3.9
>wageslaved full-time at various minimum-wage jobs
>surrounded by shitskins all day, hated my life
>transferred to big state university this January, still a kv
>the amount of qt girls at the school make me want to kill myself, I will never have any of them
>>28046644
>be born
>mfw
>>28052113
>be me, nurse
>helping a woman give birth in the ER
>she pushes
>humanoid frog thing comes out
>entire ER stops and stares in silence
>15 seconds pass
>frog thing breathes in slowly
>starts screaming
>REEEEEEEEEE
>born female with some complications. got 24 hrs more in hospital
>very smart since very young age
>alone but happy years until 7
>Had to change school. Bullied and tortured by classmates and teachers without reason, until 13 years old
>had to change school again
>hoping it will be better
>two years without problems and being a bit happier
>had to change classmates bc school rules
>getting along with new female classmates insn't possible
>getting bullied again until I explode
>school's over and dont see those bitches. I am maintaining contact with only two friends
>entering uni
>hoping it gets better
>but it's as bad as before, but at least I'm not bulied
>some malicious bitch is lying everyone about me
>studying hard
>but two years before of ending university I got deppresed. didn't want to go to class, I keep at my room without go outside for some days
> all because I felt alone
>getting out of my room to go to class, only to be more depressed and finishing the day crying
>A classmate finds me while I go to home, crying. Ignore him and don't want to stop bc I don't want him to see me crying
>he hugs me and I'm starting to calm
>too many days passed
>I end university, with at least three-four friends
>but without social skills
>IDK when I will graduate bc university had not giving info about it and don't know if I'll attend the ceremony
>now I'm a NEET until next year. All my education has been destructive to me mentally
>hoping when I get a job, things will be better
>>28051308
>>28051367
Alright
>age 11-14
>starting middleschool in a richfag christian private school
>filled with arrogant 12 y/o with IPhones (back in 2008) and cachemire clothes
>no friends, because autism
>one classmate keep calling me a poorfag
>would spend my free time in some shady corner of the playground, writing "no future" on a door"
>edgy as fuck
>become outcast
>not even that smart anymore
>summer 2008
>start having panic attacks when I'm around too many people
>for some reason couldn't even eat at all for 3 months because I was too scared to die choking on my food
>recover, but parents send me a psychologist every week from now
>nothingimproves.jpg
>even threatened to kill myself once, got send to the principal's office and almost got expelled
>get bullied on my last year by 12 y/o
>the only good memories from there were seeing the sun rising behind the Eiffel Tower on my way to school or in class
Oh and of course no gf.
>>28052506
Oh, and I never got bf nor money
>born
>be youngest by 9 years with 3 siblings
>go to kindergarten
>shits pretty sweet
>get a gamcube at age 5
>play that alot
>be pretty smart in school
>eventually start getting picked on in about 4th or 5th grade
>everybody at my school is a degenerate mudslime
>switch schools in grade 6
>shits pretty cash
>get into music
>start playing bass
>love progressive rock
>keep learning and practicing while consistently gaming lots
>eventually get into jazz
>learn about that
>decide I want to dedicate life to being a bassist
>just have to get through highschool first
>fuckthat.jpg
>still a virgin
>still overweight
>trying to fix myself gradually
>become depressed in about 10th grade
>in a constant state of being lost, bored and tired.
>keep on going through life.
>present day
>almost done highschool
>still into music
>still depressed, still sorta fat,
>set my sights on Berklee College of Music
>hope to get in
>>28052522
Last part
age 14-18(now)
>developed the ability to daydream almost constantly with weird fantasies about apocalypse, time travel or space exploration
>get "philosophical" throughts everyday
>family move in another city in 2012
>starting highschool in another private catho school
>get in a themed interclass group
>get bullied because new
>get filmed pretending to suck dick because some senior assholes threatened me with a hammer
>actually get friends
>start a youtube channel on the edgy minecraft lmao because I started playing it in 2011
>fought and lost against some tall twat who was talking shit about me
>get throughout my highschool years (3 years in my country) getting a glimpse of the normalfag highschool experience (alcohol, drugs (once)), still not good at socialising though
>because ugly as fuck because thanks puberty
>not respected by the newfags on my senior year because our group went straight from Chad level to robot level in 3 years (one nerd, one fat guy, one otaku and one autist (me))
>start doing basic level haxxor shit for fun
>explore the deep web
>this guy tells me about 4chan (no meme lads)
>get addicted because I already had an unhealthy internet and meme obsession
>no gf
>graduate HS
>almost cut down unwillingly the little social contact I had with others
>working hard on my engineering degree at age 17
>can't make friends again, everyone seems so distant
>still KHHV with a literal non-existant social status
It's my birthday today, I'm 18 now.
My life wasn't hard, I know, it's just that I get the feeling that, no matter what, I'll always be more or less alone because of my autism.
Spread your asscheeks, my dudes. This may not fit.
>Born in Chicago, csec baby
>Born with Asbergers, important later
>Senpai moves around a bit before we settle in NC
>Life goes as it goes, feeling like a normie except for my "special classes", but whatevs, no big deal
>Middle school happens
>Realize I'm a socially awkward narwhal
>Realize the "special classes" are actually tard sanctuaries
>Realize how completely idiotic they are
>7th grade comes around
>Notice one kid who was mostly normal escaped the hellhole of stupidity
>iwantout.jpg
>Tell parents I feel like an idiot in the special classes
>Parents actually listen and talk to top tard wrangler
>I escape the hellhole, still a socially awkward narwhal tho
>High school approacheth
>Go to early college program because all normie friends going there, plus no friends at district hs
>Fuck around during freshman year, good grades, good friends, never gf yet
>Puberty hits like a bus during summer
>Come back, couple of girls basically tripping over themselves to say "damnnnnnnn, you look good"
>feelsgoodman.jpg, still the awkward narwhal tho
>Junior year, help bro through depression, helps me get over mine
>Summer starts as usual
>Girl at swim practice starts talking to me
>7/10 thicc qt, red hair, beautiful face, personality 10/10
>Shit goes down and we start dating
>lifeisperfect.jpg
>Shit happens, we break up in fall
>Depression hits like a bus. Losing my shit over her because first gf and I fucked it up
>Of course she's dating some other faggot, looks like a emo
>Anyways
>Life goes on
>Get accepted to decent universities
>Summer of senior year coming up, ready to head out and fuck bitches, get money, and get my head on straight.
I'll be at UNC Charlotte next fall, my dudes
>>28052943
Happy birthday, senpai!
>orignallllffjg
>born
>ugly
>poor
>short
>fat
>I have life on nightmare mode right now
>>28046644
>It's a fucking nightmare and I see no way out
>no matter how hard I try to improve it's never enough
>I'll die soon and be forgotten
>>28053886
Why is your life a nightmare? Why will you die soon?
Take this bump you'll need it
>born
>blurry early childhood
>8 years old
>realize I'm trans, because I was an idiot and 8 I decided to tell everyone to call me a new name
>teachers and parents freak out
>buried the gender confusion deep in the mariana's trench of my subconsious
>9 years old
>depression hits hard, parents have "no idea" why
>make me start seeing the school counselor
>get bullied for seeing the school counselor
>11 years old
>pack a little bag and "run away" from home
>parents put me in a mental hospital as punishment
>I was the youngest on the ward and was stuck there for 6 days
>13 years old
>puberty
>gender dysphoria back with a vengance
>start starving myself
>end up in the ER after not eating for 4 days
>mom tells the doctors that I'm making it up, they send me home
>14 years old
>freshman in high school
>finally deal with gender confusion once and for all, decide to come out of the closet (again)
>friends are supportive but school/parents are giving me hell
>16 years old
>leave my shitty high school infested with chads and stacys for an alternative school across town
>think things will be better
>don't even get the chance to make a good impression on people because they can't get past the transgender thing
>give up all hope
>17 years old
>attempt suicide 3 times in 4 months
>drop out of school
>now
>18 years old
>NEET
>hopeless
>>28055414
That's awful anon, but don't give up. You can still get a GED and learn a trade or, if you're above average, you can probably find some awkward engineering student to be your husband. Have you been taking hormones?
>>28055578
I plan to transition once I can move out of my parent's house, even though it's pretty much too late for it to make a big difference. And moving requires a job, and even retail and fast-food places are reluctant to hire a trans highschool dropout
>>28055635
Get on testosterone blockers as quickly as possible. If you have a bank account you can order them online and get them sent to a PO box. You're still fairly young, you don't want to wait on this.
>born a bastard child 27 years ago
>to two people that gave up together on their failing marriages
>grew up in a bad town as a social outcast
>lived my entire childhood as an angry child
>always had a natural talent for learning new things
>eventually picked up guitar as a teenager
>also became completely socially inept
>couldn't really communicate with people
>kept playing guitar who needs people4
>learned so quickly I surprised my teacher
>she was the only person to show me encouragement
>actually bought me a guitar because my family were so poor
>lovely woman
>eventually left School with the highest mark in music
>failed everything else
>fast forward a few years
>in college doing music
>have to socialize with people
>can't do it, start to come apart
>stop going to college
>eventually drop out
>lose my flat cause I can't pay rent
>move back in with parents
>eventually feel so bad about myself that I stop playing guitar
>I was 22 when this happened
>now I'm 27
>barely ever play
>barely ever leave my room
>constantly play video games
>don't really have a talent for learning things anymore
>still don't talk to people
>think about killing myself daily
>born
>live one day
>wake up today 'how did I get here?'
>remember
>masturbate
>procrastinate
>'I'll be better tomorrow '
>tomorrow'how did I get here?'
>you fell down anon, go back to sleep
>then I go to sleep
>tomorrow'how did it end here?'
>>28046644
>born
>normal-ish childhood
>at the end of 6th grade childhood friend moves away
>long distance relationship at 13
>get broken up by text after a year in a half
>depressed af
>nerd throughout freshman and sophomore year of highschool
>lots of friends but no gf
>smoke weed before junior year
>next January dad gets cancer
>all through junior year do a fuck ton of drugs, LSD, MDMA, etc.
>go to japan for the summer
>Fall in love with an Italian girl keep dating even after japan
>four or so months later, broken up by text
>depression goes wild and drink for like four days straight
>a week later hook up with my neighbor
>end up being fwb for a while
>start dating after a month
>Forced to go to a nutter house cuz depression mid november
>cant leave my house, so cant smoke weed and get into pills
>two days before Christmas gf brakes up with me because "people with depression shouldn't be in relationships"
>do opiates every day for a while
>take a brake in February cuz im alowed to leave my house again
>start chipping again
>tolerance gets so high 75mg of oxy doesn't even get me to nod
I've been clean for like a week and a half but still get crazy cravings all the time, depression sucks balls without opiates
>born in little venice
>come to America when 4 years old
>dont interact with people because new country
>dads shit job makes us move all over the country making it even harder for me to be social
>Meanwhile parents are fighting everyday and tell me theyre gonna divorce
>dont want to have to choose between parents so cry all day and feels like shit for the next week (9 years old)
>mom convinces me to go with her, mom and i move to florida and dad goes to alaska to work
>mom starts dating all these guys and stops giving a fuck so im home alone all day (10years old)
> dad comes back to live with us and we move to North C also start 6th grade
> I guess around this age kids become cunts, they start noticing how weird I am and get shit on hard, even the teacher joined in once, tell parents and they just laugh it off (12 years old)
>middle schools a bit better
> parents split again this time I dont care anymore
> decide to go with dad and realize hes just like me in a way and my mom is just a huge bitch taking all his money
>highschool dont talk to anybody and do work
> end
2 years later I dont know what to do in life, I also dont know why my dad is enabling my shit lifestyle, maybe he feels bad for never being there for me
> be nerd in high school
> get good grades but never touch a girl
> go to college
> get good grades, but never try to have fun
> somehow stumble into a relationship
> lose v-card
> blow it all
> single again
> become wagecuck
> work a lot, sacrificing social life
> think that i'd still have time to meet a QT22/7
> 4 years later, still single wagecuck
Should probably an hero.
>>28056577
ive lived in North Carolina, Tennessee, 4 parts of Florida, Nevada, Kansas, and Georgia
anyone else /movealot here
>>28046644
>born
>genetically coded to be >6'0
>beginning of end
>>28046644
>childhood is hectic
>everythings unstable
>where is dad?
>we're moving?
>this is kinda nice
>a friend? that's cool
>we're moving again?
>bye only friend ever
>I'm a loser? that's nice
>now I'm obese? cool
>reality sets in
>unattractive
>low IQ
>no friends
>family doesn't respect me
>destine to be poor and lonely
>still fat
Yep.
>>28049806
You sound exactly like me, although im still in the progress of reaching normiehood, lost 20kg already and still going.
>>28046974
>>28048400
>he gets dubs but still misses the joke
>Make it to the egg first
>before I can get in another sperm behind me calls out
>"Don't do it"
>What
>"It's not worth it man. This is your last chance to opt out. Come back and swim around with the rest of us and we'll all go down together."
>I don't trust him
>I get in the egg
>He yells for me to stop, swims up and tries to wiggle in first, but he's too late.
>I tell him I'm sorry
>He says I'm not really sorry.
>He says he tried to warn me.
>He says I'll never win anything ever again.
He was right.
not very exciting
> born 97 in California
> parents from mexico
> mom teaches me to read and do basic math at the are of 3 and 4
> parents divorce when 5
> move to nicer neighborhood (mom has more education so makes more money)
> no one here speaks Spanish
> go to speach therapy cus cant speak right
> make new friends
> get in trouble by teachers for not trying in school
> have good grades so don't see whats the big deal
> younger brother tries in school does really good
> mom always mad at me
> mom spends all her time working
> visit dad and cousins on the weekends
> third grade
> everything is great
> company mom works at moves to las vegas
> have to move and leave all my friends
> after a month of moving start to like living there
> after 3 months mom gets upset and quits the job ( she does this alot)
> move back and rent a single bedroom
> dad becomes religious christian
> move around alot for the next few years
> go to back to the same school I use to go to
> jr high
> move to really nice neighborhood(full of asians)
> not many friends cus new kid and shy
> meet a friend first day of school
> friend doesn't give a shit about being cool
> on of the few kids in school that doesn't wear faggy skinny jeans
> grades continue to get worse
> mom threatens to kick me out
> beg her to let me stay
> im a failure
> mom gives up on me
> by a skateboard cus all my cousins skate
> save up to by better trucks cus the ones from target are shit
> mom takes my money away for some stupid reason
> after going to church alot start to think jesus was cool
> get baptized
> think everything from now will be better
>was born
>lived
>died
It's so unfair
>>28046644
Hey fellow robots. Just curious, I own a fleshlight but want to try a onahole, what's a good onahole to start with. I want something tight with a good texture. Shipping must be discreet too.
>>28047940
How did you become Christian again?
I used to be, but could no longer believe after rereading the bible too many times and noticing contradictions.
How were you able to believe again?
I think I was happier as a Christian desu
>>28057145
> start high school
> in honors geometry
> teacher really struck but geometry is easy for me
> do well without trying
> some people think i'm smart
> make some friends have lots of honors classes
> realize other kids my age at church are hypocrites
> pastors son is a piece of shit when no one is watching
> think the adults at church are cool
> can't communicate cus not good in spanish
> get in trouble often in geometry cus one of the only kids who doesnt do everything the teacher says
> mom starts to get in to arguments at work again
> realize the grown ups at church are idiots and money grubbing hypocrites
> grades decline cus not trying in school
> stop caring about everything
> mom threatening to kick me out
> says she never wanted kids and that we fucked up her life
> stop going to church cus cant stand money grubbing jews selling shitty cds in church to poor idiots who dont pay attention to the shit that their kids do
> next year start taking some ap classes
> dont care about school but all my friends are doing it
> run into my jr high friends, there stoners who ditch class all the time
> run into friend from elementary school
> short skinny girl who looks the same as she did in elementary school
> she lets me use her locker and we hang out often
> get in trouble in class often
> dont have many really close friends
> every few months or weeks hangout with different people
> take more ap classes every year
> get ok grades
> senior years
> all my friends make plans for college
> didnt make any plans cus didnt care about school
> decide i will take a gap year
> everyone thinks im an idiot
> start ditching class alot
> parents find out i didnt apply for college
> get pissed
> ask me what i will do for a year
> dont know
> stop turning in homework and dont study
> take ap tests without being prepared
> senioritis dont care
> draw a maze in my physics test and write about dragons in euro essay
> might not graduate cus to many truancy's
>Happy childhood
>Parents divorced
>Mostly raised by mother, I never learned to stand up for myself until much later in life
>During middleschool I was meek and asocial and had anxiety in school due to being very skinny and short and girly looking and had a speech impediment, but still legitimately enjoyed myself at home so life was okay anyway
>Highschool I was still asocial but at least anxiety mostly went away. Got poor grades, no future planned
>NEET for one year from age 18 - 19, happy
>Get a dead-end job but still happy since I realize I'm actually decent looking and am improving my life, learn how to stop being pessimistic, grow confident
>Work job for 6 months, getting tired of it
>3 months later I incidentally ruined my face, I look deformed now
>Ruined my feet recently too, but pain is probably temporary
>Still working the same job, having to pretend to be happy when I look ugly now with my feet hurting
>Realize life is pointless, which is fine, but there is no point is pursing something pointless when you're constantly miserable
>Heavily contemplating suicide
>About to turn 20
Started out good, declined gradually, but then improved gradually, and then dropped immensely to the point where I'll never be happy again. It's fucked. Don't know when I'm killing myself, but it'll happen soon possibly.
>>28057481
when to church when i was 3 but stopped going after my parents divorced
>Was a happy kid with an alcoholic parent
>Got buttfucked by older cousin at a young age
>Forgot about it until later
>Dealt with it in some weird ways, but experienced things far worse that don't even compare
>Constantly use said experience to BTFO Feminists and cunts that say "Rape is literally the worst thing ever, schrodinger's rapist, men can't get raped, every man is awful, etc"
>Get this weird sense of joy whenever I see them backpedal and apologize after I reveal that I was actually raped, multiple times and they're just over exaggerating
>Gonna write a book about it to a much more subtle extent to make people even more asshurt about it
>Gonna graduate from college soon after having worked 2 jobs and being in and out of the hospital
>made from cum and vaginal goop
>slowly attain consciousness, memory, awareness, mental functioning
>be happy
>delay adulthood with college and then teaching english abroad
>finally have to deal with adulthood at age 24, my own mortality, my own mediocrity, my own insignificance, all the pain
>become suicidal
>fight out of it
>get on r9k
>dick around
>feel okay
>>28046644
>born in suburb of big city
>mom is anxious/paranoid. not to the point of any diagnosis, just imagine the most type A person youve ever met. she does care about me though
>dad is socially inept. not awkward just doesnt understand how to connect with people at all. makes jokes that no one thinks are funny, goes into monologues about his conservative views, etc
>parents met at work, both have good jobs
>other than their dysfunction blossoming dysfunction in me and my sister childhood pretty normal
>around age 6 dad decides he doesn't want to work for someone else anymore
>starts making random business ventures
>sold pitching machines, these weird books, etc
>none of them make money. we go into debt
>they divorce by the time i'm 9
>dad gets into real estate, moves in with some chick from his work a couple years later
>she's an alcoholic, generally dislikes me
>he has every other weekend custody. he brings us to her house and more or less leaves us alone. he just sits on his computer 90% of the time
>doesn't get us food unless he's getting take out for himself, we're children we don't know how to cook
>meanwhile mom is anti-social as shit so she basically teaches us to only like spending time alone
>went to elementary school outside of neighborhood's zone, so I knew no other kids in my area. I wonder if she planned this
>basically my entire childhood spent with shit dad or anti-social mom
>>28057947
> teaching english abroad
> how was it
>>28046974
Ay born the day before me bro
>>28058129
>By the time I leave high school I have minimal social skills. never attended a school dance, kv. genuinely liked being alone
>have had some female interest though, just because i'm tall and not ugly
>first two years of college is more of the same
>had been sick since senior year of high school but found a medicine that worked
>decide to play basketball more (I had always thought it was fun. You can shoot hoops alone!)
>start lifting too. play bball all summer and meet a whole punch of people playing pickup
>by fall of my junior year i'm not as spergy plus im decently good looking from lifting
>get rushed into fraternity
>meet grill i like. we date.
>I'm a horrible awkward mess because i've never dated before, thinks break off in weeks
>get initiated
>still lifting, by now i'm big/ low bf
>made other changes to my appearance, am now very good looking
>hook up with girls all the time but haven't dated since first girl
>am known by brothers as kind of a black sheep, well liked just considered to be weird
>never did fully grasp that whole connecting with people thing but we're working on it
>there have been many bad days but things are looking up
>from birth to early teens life is one long chain of awkward phases and malaise
>get to 17-18 discover my talent
>land good job for the summer after my senior year
>been saving money to go to college
>daydream all day about working hard and saving my pennies to get a house in the pacific palisades eventually
