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ITT: We post how many girls we've pursued and how many we've
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ITT: We post how many girls we've pursued and how many we've actually slept with

>Pursued over 150 (not hyperbole)
>Slept with 9.


Do Robots have a better success rate?
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Pursued: too many to count

Made physical contact with: 0
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>>28046137
>pursued: 12
>slept with: 5

Feels bad, senpai.
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Pursued: 4
Slept with: 2

I don't like used goods, therefore my pretty high standards
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Pursued: I don't know , a lot.
Fucked: 11 plus a lot of prostitutes that I don't keep track of
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>Pursued
10
>slept
0
originoli ravioli
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>Pursued
0

>Slept
0

I don't try because I know I will fail, and I don't want to face rejection.
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>>28046422
This could have been posted by me
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>Pursued: 4
>Slept w/: 0

I actually went out with one for three years but we never went past hand holding and cuddling - we were together from fourteen until seventeen. Apparently I could have been fuckbuddies with number three but too much autismo to do it so I remain KV
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pursued: 0

laid: 6

I don't consider myself a robot solely because I attract women without trying, I've never once asked a girl out of my own accord. however 5 out of six were crazy, and number 6 is a gift from god
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>>28046137
Persued: NONE that I can remember

CORNHOLED : shitloads ( because pursuing women is the fastest way not to get one )

I used to be a DJ in Atlanta's most exclusive strip clubs, and on one particularly good night I ended up taking SEVEN strippers home and fucking all of them by myself... 100% TRUE... ( it actually took 3 days to finish that mission )

The moral of the story is nobody wants someone who is needy and it seems desperate... My friends always used to ask me how I did it and I would always answer with the same retort : " act like a cat "
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>Pursued: 0
>Slept: 0

Sometimes I like to imagine I'd succeed if I tried
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>>28046137
Pursued 10
Slept with 7
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>>28046422
Anyone who doesn't say this is a normie
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The normalfag cancer is real.
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>all these normies
oreo gin tonic
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Males pursued
>1
Slept with
>5

I'm actually surprised I pursued a guy one time desu I've never had to and ended up being a fucking weirdo.
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pursued 4, slept with 7
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>>28046137
Why is the silhouette girl fat?
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>>28046137
Pursued
>3
Slept with
>14
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>Pursued
50 or so. Unless you count asking to hook up/chill as pursuing, in which case 80ish.
>Slept with
80ish.
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>>28046562
>My friends always used to ask me how I did it and I would always answer with the same retort : " act like a cat "
You forgot to tell him to be handsome too.

Meanwhile, real robots like >>28046422 and >>28046641 dont pursue but dont get laid either because they are ugly.
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