Wait... before we get started, how many girls have you slept with?
>>28045400
Only you bby, only you :3
Is the correct answer.
Excuse me, but why should my sexual history matter to you?
>>28045432
yeah, why would she want an STD filled cock
>>28045400
More than you. Now let's get you out of those panties.
>>28045400
I've slept with three guys, I'm 22 and I have no shame. It was tons of fun.
In order: One was with my boyfriend for three years, other was a 1 time thing with my crush from high school who I haven't seen in ages, and the other was after seeing a guy for a while but not officially dating yet. His dick was too big but we ended up breaking it off the next day anyway.
U mad virgins?
>>28045400
Say something good but belivable like 5-10
Girls get turned on when they n kW you've been with other girls
You're the only one that matters now.
she'll know when you can't get it up because of nerves, or you cum too fast, or you don't thrust right, etc
>>28045400
Only the one tbqh....
>>28045465
My question is why do you get to be a security guard when literally any male without a disability could beat the living shit out of you, as long as they were older than 12?
Like, seriously, who the fuck feels safe with a midget cunt like you around? Thanks a lot, AA.
>>28045465
>His dick was too big but we ended up breaking it off the next day anyway
Oh god. How big is too big? Here I was thinking it was good that I had a big dick.
>>28045513
It's not that bad tbqh. There are girls who are police officers and in the military who are my size. I'm tough as hell and also the brains of my group.
>>28045547
>I'm tough as hell
Hmmmm
>>28045537
I'm really petite so anything bigger than average hurts. I didn't pull out a fucking ruler, but it was pretty girthy. I could barely get my hand around it (but I have fairly small hands anyway.)
It's funny because he's like 5'3 but hung like a black guy.
>>28045449
Probably the same reason your mother wanted it.
>>28045547
>There are girls who are police officers and in the military who are my size.
I know, it's fucking retarded and absurd.
>I'm tough as hell
Yeah, I'm sure you're a stronk womyn who has survived the harsh pains of being a girl in a boy's world.
I want to gangrape you until you develop PTSD with a bunch of my fellow sweaty, ugly robot brothers.
>>28045570
Hmmm...
Pretty muscular
>>28045599
>I want to gangrape you until you develop PTSD with a bunch of my fellow sweaty, ugly robot brothers.
Thissounds like a good idea
>>28045465
>U mad virgins?
>Obese man roleplaying as a 'femanon'
>>28045613
Look darling, even male bodybuilders are weak as fuck at 5'1.
It doesnt matter though because you wont ever have to fight anyway.
So... London?
>>28045400
Ehm...none. Duh
>>28045465
That a cute size.
A CUTE.
>>28045613
Not really, tell us were you work so me and my black bros can gangbang you and film it.
>>28045547
>tough as hell
>>28045576
>couldn't even handle an above average cock from a manlet.
If you were gaurding something I wanted, I'd slap you across the face with my dick.
>>28045513
>he doesn't know that security guards aren't even allowed to do anything except call the cops
>>28045723
>acting like I work alone in a dark alley at night
Bruh
>>28045454
>panties
cringed
No one -- today.
>>28045400
1
multiculmination of originality
>>28045773
>>28045547
I'm a security guard working right now and I want you guys to know this is a guy roleplaying or some shit. All security guards would be proud to tell you that they don't do shit except tattle tell and act as a deterring presence, not "Im tough for my size and smart to boot XD :3."
IF on the slight chance this was a female security guard talking up shit, she'd tell you she's packing heat. This job is shit but at least I get to lurk all day.
>>28045723
Uh, excuse me, Tyrone, but I'm white, and I had the idea in the first place.I'd be more than happy to enjoy a multiracial gangrape with you, though, I just want my /r9k/ homies to get some and teach a roastie her place. Together.
>>28045846
Thing is, if she applied for a security job, HR could get sued for not hiring her unless they can prove you have to be a certain height and size to perform the essential duties of the job.
Which, given that all you guys really do is stand around and call the cops when things get heavy, makes it hard to believe that it's impossible for some midget cunt to be a security guard, however stupid it really is.
>>28045846
This. Get GardCard, do hella firearm training, get a norinco 1911, train with it.
>just sit around and make calls if anything goes down
>it rarely does
[I'm a virgin]
I would say "Like 3"
>>28045465
Judy? Is that you?
>>28045400
Recently got to 10, feels good.
M-Many, why are you asking, mom? I MEANT STACEY.
>>28045400
Five. One was my highschool sweetheart, one was my college girlfriend, two were fwbs, and one is my wife. Get the fuck out of our kitchen, whore.
>>28045723
As much as I hate the whore. Fuck off nigger.
>17+ baby
And you can be #18
>>28045576
>tfw love petite girls
>can barely get MY hand around my dick
Why does the universe fuck with me like this
no girls
plenty of dudes though
>>28045400
Ok who is she?
>>28045400
The only correct answer is to lie through your teeth and pretend that you aren't a pathetic virgin. The better she thinks you are the better she will feel.
>>28045613
I want to spend hours sniffing your ass pussy and pits after you get back the gym, then I want to lick all the sweat from you.
>>28045400
I grill. I got another to suck my willy :^)
my past doesn't define me, hoe.
>>28048392
You should consider killing yourself, m8.
>>28048462
Way ahead of you pal
>>28045400
>How many ... have you slept with?
GIRL ASKS GUY:
>Sweating profusely, embarrassment intensifies.
GUY ASKS GIRL:
>YOU MISOGYNISTIC SHITLORD!!! HOW DARE YOU!!! PAST DOESN'T MATTER!!!
>28045400
Less than 0
>>28048347
Chole Toy lad
Wank-it-now actor
search her up on xvideos
>>28048487
What can you take from a man that has nothing?
>>28045400
46
original comment
how was that not an original comment ffs
