Would you look at that, wagie! Work is over! Only 48 more hours before you'll have to go back again!
Be me alpha male
Mech eng
Raise gpa from 2,x to 3.4
Work in fortune 50 company doing med implants as intern
Life's good so fuck you Neet
>>28045456
What was that? If you don't shut up, I'll tell the manager you spat on my burger, wageslave.
>>28045279
fuk u, i start work in 7 hours hahahaha owned
>>28045611
How is that good, wagie? You're proud of paying for Mr Shekelstein's private jet?
>>28045622
another bitch, owned
ha, jokes on you, I'm a student and rather than relaxing for the weekend I will be studying non-stop so as to not fail my exams and final projects.
>>28045650
How have I been owned? Now hurry up, or Mr Shekelstein will demote you to cleaning the toilets.
>>28045279
You people don't get it do you? You really believe you're insulting us don't you? You depressed virgins, and us alpha ubermensch are working on completely different standards.
It's not 48 hours, it's more like 2 before I keep working. Then I'll sleep, and then tomorrow I'll do another 4-5. Maybe even on sunday, haven't decided yet.
You just don't understand what it's like to know that you matter. To do challenging work, helping big ass customers and making great profit, having a pay that gives me spending power the likes of which you wouldn't see if you saved for a full year, every single month. Working with my friends and colleagues, feeling like I exceed myself and achieve something every day.
And more importantly, where will you be in 20 years? Dead by suicide? On the streets, when welfare keeps getting worse and worse? Virgin and alone, with nothing to do with your time, just like now? Or just shitposting in 4chan, all tough and determined, when really you're crying and dying inside?
You know where I'll be? I'll be cruising around the world, or chill at my own house with a pool. Fucking my wife or having fun with my friends and random bitches, or whatever. I can't even decide, because all this money, these connections, this ability and power and this sheer WILL of life that work and purpose gives me, it's just so great I don't even want to choose!
You know this is how it is. Don't be angry at me, just blame yourself.
>>28045586
>spit in the burger
kek i do this to anyone that looks NEET
>>28045279
Daily reminder that the government considers your precious neetbux taxable income. Enjoy having the IRS fist fuck you for not paying back taxes.
>>28045279
Thisprovides a temporary relief for them.
>>28046590
You wouldn't want Mr Shekelstein to know that, would you?
>>28046550
> I'll be cruising around the world, or chill at my own house with a pool. Fucking my wife or having fun with my friends and random bitches, or whatever
kek
Enjoy Mr Shekelsteins cock in your ass, wagie!
>>28045279
I like these threads, have to justify your worthless existence somehow you worthless NEETs.By NEETs I mean this boards definition which is a useless loser, anyone getting an education and trying to be someone gets my respect.
>>28046858
Lol buying into the bullshit NEET meme as if you wakeup and go on new adventures everyday, more like sit on 4chan and get more greasy and obese.
>>28046858
Shhh. Don't cry. I'm sure some day you'll meet a nice 3/10 girl who will accept you into her friendzone. Then you can show her your weebio collection before she leaves and you can jerk yourself to sleep in tears for the 10 000:th time.
>>28046858
how can you be so incompetent that you don't even format the text to stay within the border?
Is this the NEET enlightenment I've been hearing about?
>>28046985
>>28047019
>>28046951
haha ragie wagies. love it.
work harder wagecucks, maybe one day you can retire and enjoy the same life as me, hope your health lasts till then....
>>28045279
Girls dig guys with an income so jokes on you.
>>28047076
I've been a self-loathing NEET and its an depressing unfulfilled life.Keep lying to yourself though even though no one would even notice let alone care if you died.
>>28047146
A NEET? More like failed normie. An office drone that bases his identity in a mundane job. Nobody cares, you think people admire you for following orders?
>>28047210
Office job? Never gonna see this guy in an office I'll be welding pipe in the oilfields making money hand over fist but tell yourself whatever you have to so you can sleep at night.
>>28045279
Going on holiday on Sunday just me and a qt, I'd like to see a NEET afford that
>>28047626
Looks like the NEETs got BTFO like always.
>>28045279
>tfw NEET virgins try to make you feel bad
>>28045279
heh jokes on you. I'm working tomorrow
:^)
most wagies will get blackout drunk tonight and wake up with a terrible hangover and will do nothing on their one day off. when will wagies learn?
>>28048372
>using virgin as an insult on r9k
Please move to a different board normie. Might I suggest /soc/?
>tfw weekend shifts
>tfw taxes grows in percentage as I earn more
>tfw every luxury in this country is taxed even more
JUST END MY LIFE
>>28047082
Your girlfriend seems to disagree.
>tfw I have a job I love and that pays decently well for anything I want to do
>tfw I still have enough time to do what I like
>tfw no stupid asshole bossing me around
this is true bliss
>>28048494
Unfortunately, they can't.
>>28046550
dont lie, you will still have to work 40+ hours a week + commute + whatever project wife wants you to do + sleep and eat and maybe just maybe when your boss allows it fly 8 hours somewhere on a friday just to spend about 36 hours at typical dream vacation to fly another 8 hours back....I prefer having all the time in the world.
>college student
>get 95% of my university fees paid by the state
>wageslaves work all day to fund my education
While wageslaves live in constant misery and fatigue, I'll be expanding my mind by getting taught by some of the best minds in the country, while enjoying the pseudo-NEET student lifestyle.
ITT: buttblasted wagekeks
NEETs are superior
t. wagekek
>>28045622
Private jet? Pic from my office. Stay delusional!
I'm a childcare employee at a center. I make $50,000 a year playing with kids!
It's an BA job with some paperwork, great overtime, hard work but fun work if you can make it above teacher
Why haven't you become an Early Childhood Educator yet?
>>28048542
Become one of us, wagie.
