>taking a shit
>drop a few loads
>shit is clinging to my ass hairs
>have to wiggle for the shit to drop
>still feel like I have to shit
>strain my self
>finally wipe
>get shit on hands
I hate shitting
>>28044917
>2016
>not having a bidet
At first I accidentally gave myself an enema a few times but you get used to it
I even have baby little towels to dry my ass with when I'm done :^)
>looks like you got dingleberries
>i hate picking up dog poop
>do you have toilet paper
>>28044917
>get shit on hands
Pajeet, is that you?
>>28044917
>tfw worked out hard
>asshole covered in sweat
>couldnt bother showering
>wake up next day
>sit on chair
>my ass hurts
Fucking hemmrhoid on my ass appears and is swelling up
The one fucking time I don't shower after working out
I wanna kill myself
>>28044917
I love shitting.
