Smoking related conversation starters?please
You're about 10 years late on this one mate, smoking isn't considered hip anymore.
>Have you been screened for lung cancer yet?
>I've always wanted to be a robot and getting an electrolarynx makes me one step closer
>>28044263
I only see her when she is on smoking break, so its like my only chance to talk to her.
>>28044229
One of my favorite conversation starters in general is "Have you accepted the inevitability of your own death?"
>>28044229
"really sucks you have to smuggle clovies now, hey? you want one? yeah, i basically fuck the police."
>>28044295
"Gotta light?"
>>28044308
B-but i dont smoke
>>28044229
"Wanna fag?"
Do you vape? I vape.
>>28044387
Isnt that a huge red flag
>you know smoking tabacco kills right? You better smoke this *unzips dick*
>>28044320
Start smoking, jhonny.
>>28044459
I just want to cough in front of her smoking my first cigs
>>28044476
Dont* want to cough
>>28044295
>>28044476
ask her if you can be her ashtray
>>28044511
Is is weird if i am turned on by that?
"Hey, slut. You inhale much cock with that mouth of yours?"
>>28044786
Should have asked /adv/
>>28044297
>waiting on bus or tram stop
>random cunts tell me that smoking kills and ask me to stop or go away
>tell them life kills as well and blow smoke in their faces
>they don't say anything and walk away
>>28044229
Ayy bby I got somethin bigger for dat mouth
>>28045272
Wow thats exactly what i was looking for
Thanks man
I wish i were alpha just like you
>>28044901
That happened
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>>28044901
The cigarette started clapping
" Hey there, why would you smoke that cig, when you can smoke that dick?
"Did you come out here for some fresh air too?"
I used to do this thing where I'd take the train to another town and sit on a bench somewhere and smoke cigarettes. After a while people would come up and ask for a light or to bum a cig, and we'd have a short conversation. It was like omegle IRL.
>>28045919
Why would you do that??
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>>28044229
>I told my mum I'd do something healthier than smoke crack all day
>>28045942
I was really lonely and omegle wasn't cutting it. I was desperate, and a bit psychotic, so I tried to do real-life anonymous conversations as well as seeing other places.
Since I got on anti-psychotics I don't do that anymore, I avoid human contact as much as possible and I think I'm better off this way.
>>28046166
>since i got on anti-psychotics i don't do that anymore, i avoid human contact as much as possible and I think I'm better off this way.
good goy
>>28046166
I honestly liked that idea. A cop started talking to me today and even when i had difficulty making small talk to him, i liked that i talked to someone.
>>28045763
>" Hey there, why would you smoke that cig, when you can smoke that dick?
The chick before you then proceeds to whip-out her erect futadick and light its tip on fire. You are confused.
>>28044476
if you're gonna start smoking for a girl, you're the ultimate cuck faggot OP
smoke for the enjoment
not for some qt who will probably beteray you.
