well robots, it finally happened, i turned 30. i knew no one would do anything for me so i made a cake in some weird act of self ridicule. i made a cake, with a meme on it, i have sunk to an all time low.
even worse is i suddenly dont know what to do with the cake, if i put it in the fridge my housemates will see it and then see that i am a sad looser who made a meme cake for himself. i guess i will just throw it out, even though it took all afternoon (lets be honest, the icing work is second to none).
if any of you guys want a slice just let me know, ill cut you one and take a picture before i throw it all a way.
ps. its a carrot cake.
>>28043883
Looks tast-
>carrot cake
This is exactly why you're a fucking loser and you should end your life.
Happy birthday, Anon.
Don't worry about your age.
Thanks for the slice :)
>>28043883
happy birthday louis
>>28043883
Eat your fill and bin it.
You know fine rightly that making the cake was the main event.
happy birthday anon
y-yeah, better bin it before anyone sees
>>28043907
carrot cake is delicious fuck you
>>28043907
>>28043883
Carrot cake is fucking delicious. Good choice, anon. And happy birthday
t. 40 yo robot
>>28043883
Happy birthday Louis, I hope you decide to enjoy some of your cake.
>>28043907
>if it's not covered in 10 layers of fat and sugar it's shit
ameriburgers, everyone
Happy birthday normie
Carrot cake!? Just how mental are you?
>>28043883
Happy birthday Louis mate.
I love carrot cake.
Hope you enjoy.
>>28044007
I want to fuck thatmom
I would happily raise my wife's kids if they were all asian
>>28043966
>bin it
ayyyy
>>28044007
This. Happy birthday OP
Turn it upside down and put it in the fridge. No one will know! You can't throw something spiritual away, like blessed communion wine.
It's a very nicely decorated cake
>>28043883
Happy birthday, man. I just want you to know that even though we may never meet, I really feel for you. I would love to get to know you IRL, I bet you're awesome. Fuck normies, and all those who betrayed you. You don't need them.
>>28044070
you are a genius. upside down it will go
>>28043883
Happy 30 day senpai.
I hope the memes are tasty.
Don't throw the cake away.
Just cut or scrape off the top.
>>28043883
Happy bday, nigga
>>28044032
europeans invented the cake and all of its fattening varieties, dumb nigger
>>28044119
I know, Europeans invented everything.
What's your point?
>>28043921
this is for you m'lady
>>28044125
My point is that you're stupid for associating fatty, sugar filled cakes with america.
americans don't care this much about other countries, maybe you should take a page from their book
>fall down your stairs
>"wow thanks a lot ameriburgers you're all so fat"
its really sad to watch
>>28043883
Is dat cum?
Why would you cum on your birthday caek?? Happy Bday Lou!
>>28044138
>lady
thats obviously a tranny. I'll take his piece of cake, thanks
>>28044152
wow I haven't had a burger this triggered this year yet
and yeah they don't care about their countries because they aren't even aware of them lmao
Happy birthday, brah. Don't let the normies get 2 u
>>28044138
Th-thanks for the basketball piece, anon, I know it was your favorite part, you didn't have to.
>>28044166
I'm actually maple. Its like watching two retards get in a slap fight constantly, it gets annoying after a while even if its sort of funny initially
>duuur ameriburgers, FAT FAT FAT ROFL IM SO CLEVER
goddamn at least get some new material.
>>28044138
You call that a slice? Be generous! You have the whole cake to share.
>>28044138
Looks delicious
Happy birthday to you anon, pic related is my present.Cheers
>>28043883
Happy fucking birthday mane! Looks tasty af desu senpai. Cheers!
>>28043883
Happy birthday Louis. It's a pretty cool cake though man.
>basketball cake
>louis
are you a nigger
>>28043883
>Carrot cake
You sick fuck
>>28044138
Damn, that looks nice. I'm fucking starving here. Anyways, have you tried maybe calling your family or something OP? Act like you don't care if they forgot about you (if they did) and say you're throwing a small treat for them. You just might enjoy it. Besides it'll be a good change of place for you.
>>28044138
Dammit, I forgot the fucking present
>>28044178
calm down burger, eat a burger or ten
It's not an icecream cake dude, you don't have to put it in the fridge, put some foil over it and keep it in your bedroom. Happy birthday.
>>28044138
Arigato. Bad shot, sorry.
>>28043883
Happy birthday Louis have a good one
>>28044215
Fuck off faggot. Go be edgy somewhere else, leave Lou alone.
>>28044211
Happy birth day tho
Hope you have a good day
>>28044221
>>28043921
What the fuck is the purpose of you taking photos of yourself you retarded attention whoring fuck?
>>28044214
you guys are my family
>>28043883
Bro you should eat the whole thing in one day while watching anime, movies or whatever the hell you enjoy, along with the beverage of your choice.
When I found out that my ex-girlfriend, who is 10 years younger than me, has turned into a lesbian and married a short, fat and dark skinned mexican girl, I ate two whole boxes of family sized swiss rolls (similar to twinkies) in the course of a single evening.
Anyway, happy birthday, you magnificent bastard.
>>28043883
>housemates
dropped you failed normie faggot. Stick the cake up your ass.
>>28044032
>implying I'm an amerilard
You're off by a few thousands kilometers.
t. french
>>28044235
>ohh myy gherrrd its a thread about a birthday boy
>better post pictures of myself but don't hit on me you silly boys ;-)
>>28044260
>few thousand
mohammad you're pretty stupid aren't you
>>28044235
I like it.
And cake, too.
>>28044221
>If you have a vagina:
FUCKING LEAVE ROASTIE YOU PIECE OF SHIT DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?!!!! YOU DINT BELONG HERE YOU FUCKING WHORE !!!! YOUR ENTIRE LIFE REVOLVES AROUND TAKING DICKS! JUST FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT, YOU WERE MADE FOR TAKING DICKS LIKE AN ANIMAL AND WILL NEVER HAVE ANOTHER PURPOSE OR CONTRIBUTE TO ANYTHING EVER. AND YOURE MORE OF A LOSER THAN 40 YEAR OLD VIRGINS HERE SINCE YOU APPARENTLY CANT EVEN FIT IN WITH THE FEMALE OUTCASTS (TUMBLR) SO YOU MUST TRY AND WHORE YOURSELF ON A WEBSITE FOR MALE OUTCASTS. FUCKING PATHETIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>If you're a faggot
YOURE AN ABOMINATION YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, YOU DONT EVEN PASS YOUR NOSE IS HUGE AS SHIT, YOU WILL NEVER BE LOVED AND YOUR DAD WANTS YOU DEAD, JUST FUCKING NECK YOURSELF YOU MENTALLY ILL DUDE!!!!!
cut a slice for me anon, happy birthday you are a year closer to the sweet release. congratz
>>28044282
How am I wrong ?
>>28044242
Y-you too.....; _ ; origianllll
>>28044286
fucking told that worthless bitch
>>28044288
with complements
>>28044284
You like being a random whore on an anime imageboard? You look like a 3/10 tranny anyway. No tits. Just gtfo.
My name is Louis too. Happy birthday man
>>28043883
>its a carrot cake
Patrician taste OP, happy born
happy birthday friend
pro tip don't throw it away just slice the "to me" part out (eat or toss it) and wipe away the parentheses on the Louis but I don't think your housemates will really care about the parentheses
also carrot cake isdeliciousand I'm sorry your birthday is here, no one should have to spend it like that. hang on to the cake m8 do something nice for yourself
I hope your thread doesn't get filled with stupidity
-a robot who loves you and empathizes with your pain
I'll never meet you but please know that somewhere someone feels your pain, perhaps more than the people around you, and is wishing you the best
>>28044358
>>28044286
Feel good anon?
I see you.
>>28044375
thank you kind anon(not that anon louis)
>>28044444
do what these anon says, the number says he is right
Happy Birthday, Louis! Hope your luck changes soon!
>>28044444
Exactly what I wanted to say too. Happy birthday, man.
Also fucking checked.
>QUINTS
> U
>I
> N
T
S
>>28044444
DAYIMMMM
>>28044444
O shieeeeeet niga
>>28044444
Bloxblxjsjsndnene
>>28044444
Yummmynynynynny
>>28043883
Happy birthday OP! Enjoy your day.
Also can I have some cake, it looks delicious.
>>28044444
quints is all the birthday love i could have hoped for. thanks m8
>>28044576
PPY is all yours. enjoy.
HB Louis.
[iA] for life.
Get to the chpoopa.
Pyradicks.
Garry rush.
>>28043883
Great cake, happy birthday anon
>>28044694
Shit thanks OP, that was a Y U M M Y cake. I'll give you some from myself as soon as my birthday comes.
Happy birthday you massive fag :^)
This kitty wishes you a happy birthday Louis.
He requests a slice of your delicious pepe cake though :3c
Great cake and happy birthday Louis!
I don't like carrot cake, but I've been having a bad day and would really enjoy a slice.
>>28043883
happy birthday Louis!
greetings from fellow oldfag
Happy Birthday Louis
can i have a slice
>>28044286
>>If you're a faggot
Fucking lost it right there, quality luagh my friend.
>>28043883
Are you a 30 year old virgin op? That's just sad if so
>>28044792
only in fag room can we reach true euphor[ia].
>>28043883
Why did you put your name in brackets? Do you usually forget what your name is and have to be reminded?
>>28044444
>>28044509
>Hey Louis, happy birthday.
>T-thanks Chad
>Who made you the cake? It looks delicious.
>I... uhh... a friend came by with it
>Really? Who's your friend?
>Uhhh... you don't know her, her name is... uhh... uhhh... Asuka?
>Right...
I'll take a piece OP!
Here's one of my favorite Memes for you. Free of charge...just for today.
And happy birthday Louis!
>>28045455
Here you go OP, enjoy it and cherish
>>28043883
eyyyyyyyy bic boi can I have a slice of dat gumgum chow. gimme a piece of dat boogity wow jam. my body is shaped like an s and I can seee you going far. nigguh you betta cash up on that gumgum chow after that hallmark shit or imma have to get wyld on yo bitchass.
AND TO THE FUCKING ROASTIE WHORE WHO IS SPAMMING THIS THREAD WITH HER EYE.. FUCKING DIE YOU BITCH I SWEAR TO FUCK I WILL FIND YOU AND CHOKE YOU TO FUCKING DEATH WITH MY CUM STAINED BELT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.
one love.
>>28043883
Are you a wizard now?
>>28044694
holy shit i have those exact same plates
good choice familia and enjoy the rest of your day
>>28044163
even if it was a trap, she'd still get the cake over you
>>28046722
>trap
>she
Closet fag detected
It's Friday night anon what country you residing in?
>>28044375
I have those plates, where did you get those?
>>28043883
cut me a slice, family. This looks delicious. Happy birthday Louis, hang in there. Have you considered working at a bakery?
Tell us about you op if you're still there.
What do you do for a living? Virgin or not? Where are you from? What's your story, why are you sad and alone like us?
>>28043883
Godspeed anon. I have four more months left until it's my turn.
I'm not sure what's worse, you making yourself a meme cake, or the fact that I'll be celebrating my 30th with my parents.
>>28046786
The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>>28046790
some charity store down the road, 8 for 1 pound sterling
Happy Bday Louis! I'd love the have a slice!
Cheer up and grab a whiskey together with some Darksoul 3!
-Swebro
>>28046894
Come out tonight and get fucked up for your birthday!
Provided you are not an autist, live in manchester, and bring that cake
>>28043883
>carrot cake
You deserve to be alone
>>28047003
prove you are a not a man and i will legit consider, saw a cake transport container at Sainsburys that was only 1.50
>>28043883
Happy birthday Louis
Fuck the haters, keep the cake
That's where my vote goes
>>28043883
Eat your fill and bin it. Happy Birthday, Louis.
>>28046991
cheers Swebro that is real nice of you, this one is for you
Happy birthday Louis.
I feel like im using instagram or some shit for the first time in my life.
Posting bread and egg breakfast to celebrate with you.
Cheers bro. Made on for you too.
>>28047435
Good food, toast needs char to be of any value, looks crunchy and good bro
>>28043883
Have a good one Louis.
>>28044286
You fucked her up anon.
ROASTIES LEAVE NOW
Happy birthday Louis, i feel you bro
Dont throw the cake away, you put effort into it
>>28043907
>not liking carrot cake
trash pickup is on thursday, but i suggest you leave now
>>28044444Desu desu desu senpai desu tbqh desu lad
>>28044032
>carrot cake isn't filled with fat and sugar because it also has some graded carrot in it
carrot cake is eaten exclusively by faggots and fatties that think it's healthy because it has carrot in it
>>28044444
Fap... Fap....fap.....
Fuck ur original
>>28043883
Happy birthday, Louis! May your magical powers be strong forever :D
>>28043883
Happy birthday bro
For what it's worth, I think your cake is awesome
If I knew you I would totally want to have a slice but I hate carrot cake...
>the people in this thread seriously trying to get a slice of OP's cake
I've seen too many threads where people were given food from one of us and it ended up having semen in it. The frosting is even white, that'd be so easy to hide your spunk inside. I hope you femanons don't actually eat it and just throw it in the trash where it belongs.
Never trust food from 4chan.
>>28044804
That is one cute muffugin cat. What race?
I have enough money to buy it.
>>28043883
>if i put it in the fridge my housemates will see it and then see that i am a sad looser
>looser
More like Louiser.
>>28047715
Hey fuck off norman, we don't bully each other down here. Normroaches do enough of that to our kind. Leave Lou alone.
>>28044286
I fucking keke'd so hard at this response desu
>>28043907
i would have agreed with you a 100% but the fact you posted an anime meme, makes you just as bad as that faggot. both of you should kill yourselves
Happy birthday Louis, I feel your pain.
>>28043883
Normie here. This thread triggered me. I have an old friend who had to move out of the city because he's bipolar and had to go live 2ith his parents. I was checking in with him for a while but then he kind of disappeared and I didn't think of him until now. I'm going to reach out to lonelybro today in your honor and at least pay 8t forward to someone. Hang in there brother.
>>28044286
seseseseseshehehehe
>>28043883
Fuck as a wizard I wouldn't give a shit. Let the world see my pepe cake for all I care.
Faggot housemates would probably just eat it without reading it too.
>>28043883
Happy birthday you gigantic faggot! May the next 10 years of your miserable existence be better than the last!
>>28043883
Happy birthday m8, I personally like carrot cakes
>>28043883
Its a very nice cake anon, happy birthday. If i knew you I'd have a slice.
>>28044286
This fucking guy
origanal
>>28043883
happy birthday Louis, if I knew your adresse and if it would be near me, I would come to your house, discuss and eat a slice of that cake because I love carrot cakes.
>>28043883
I challenge you to eat the entire thing
turning 30 this year as well
post steam id and i'll give you a present lou
>>28043883
Even though you've had lots of (You)s and they're starting to all blur into 1, I will add one more to remind you that each one is a real person in the world who is genuinely wishing you a happy birthday. Have a great year Louis!
>>28043883
>April 22nd
>tfw birthday dubs
>>28046991
Shouldn't you be prepping the bull about this time of night, Sven?
>>28043883
Happy Birthday, Louis, and I hope you have a great year.
I give you this little present: a rare Putin pepe specially for you.
Happy birthday Louis, I'd like a slice as well
>>28043883
>i turned 30
>has the sense of humor of a 12-year-old
Seems legit.
