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>tfw somehow got invited to a party >it starts in a few

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>tfw somehow got invited to a party
>it starts in a few hours
i'm terrified bros
what do?
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>>28043599
who invited you
how many people do you know there
do you drink/use drugs
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You don't have to go if you don't want to.
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Objectify all the women there. Aim to fuck at least one (bring protection). Do it, faggot.
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Get drunk and do drugs; the substances will do the rest for you.

You'll regret the dumb shit you did tomorrow and for a few days after that, maybe up to a week, but eventually you won't give a fuck, and will be happy you did some normie substances at a normie gathering.

The great thing about alcohol is that you can do whatever you want while drunk and then blame it on the booze. This is like a widely accepted, wink-wink thing between human beings so that we can all act like stupid, emotional assholes every once in a while without destroying our entire social identity with it.
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>>28043608
>who invited you
a friend of mine, he's a Chad
>how many people do you know there
about 4 people I have previously talked to in the past
>do you drink/use drugs
Yes to both, but I have shit tier tolerance and I'm afraid I'll pass out and thus everyone will make fun of me for being ''that guy''
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>>28043599
>have friends
>goes to parties
leave my board normie and never come back
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>>28043599
If your tolerance is shit then be sure not to over do it. But do get drunk enough to be able to talk to whoever. It's all about balance.
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