>tfw somehow got invited to a party
>it starts in a few hours
i'm terrified bros
what do?
>>28043599
who invited you
how many people do you know there
do you drink/use drugs
You don't have to go if you don't want to.
Objectify all the women there. Aim to fuck at least one (bring protection). Do it, faggot.
Get drunk and do drugs; the substances will do the rest for you.
You'll regret the dumb shit you did tomorrow and for a few days after that, maybe up to a week, but eventually you won't give a fuck, and will be happy you did some normie substances at a normie gathering.
The great thing about alcohol is that you can do whatever you want while drunk and then blame it on the booze. This is like a widely accepted, wink-wink thing between human beings so that we can all act like stupid, emotional assholes every once in a while without destroying our entire social identity with it.
>>28043608
>who invited you
a friend of mine, he's a Chad
>how many people do you know there
about 4 people I have previously talked to in the past
>do you drink/use drugs
Yes to both, but I have shit tier tolerance and I'm afraid I'll pass out and thus everyone will make fun of me for being ''that guy''
>>28043599
>have friends
>goes to parties
leave my board normie and never come back
>>28043599
If your tolerance is shit then be sure not to over do it. But do get drunk enough to be able to talk to whoever. It's all about balance.
