>"Heyyy anon, finally I spotted you outside that computer-thingy :) I notice you are alone quite often, and you spend soooo much time on the computer that it's gettin kinda silly desu :D. I guess you are pretty smart and good with computers, but don't geek out so much all the time, haha :D maybe there is some fun to be had outside of the computer realm as well, don't you agree, anon??? :3"
Choose a cuter girl, OP
>>28043053
Yeah, you're right. I just have no reason to go out anywhere. You seem to have a pretty positive outlook on life. Wanna go out for coffee sometime?
What are you thinking of accomplishing with these threads?
Whenever I see one of these super weird oddly specific "girl randomly chats you up and says everything you want to hear" make believe threads, I just feel really embarrassed for the anon who made it, like you just showed us a page out of your "sad loney man" diary or something.
>>28043070
you are fucking up the suspension of disbeliefZoe Kazan is a fucking 10/10 and an awesome actor, don't compare her to random Stacey's from the internet
>>28043103
Couldn't have said it better
Fuck you and don't mute me
>>28043103
>being this edgelord and bitter
>2016
Yeah you are right, let's get back to those endless "tfw no gf", "I will kill myself soon", "women are whores" and "I hate mankind" threads.
>>28043103
truth. its sad really.
>>28043145
>this is bad
>other thing is also bad
>therefore this is good
>>28043053
Good luck. Living in Canada is one hell of a boring country. I won't go in detail. But there's nothing to do here.
ew, fuck off ugly bitch
>>28043268
>Living in Canada is one hell of a boring country
Come to Switzerland. Literally no nightlife because everything is overregulated, clubs and bars are closing between 2:30am and 3am, almost everything is closed on sundays, not even politics are interesting because the opinions are so homogenous.
>>28043109
10/10 to you, a 6/10 to me. Masculine jawline, big nose and her eyes are slightly too big.
>>28043103
>>28043130
>>28043181
but that's exactly how girls are
I mean, for people that aren't us of course
>>28043402
>masculine jaw
>doesn't have a chin
>>28043053
>rancid slitbeast saying "desu" in real life
Blasphemous abomination has to be purged desu.
>>28043402
she looks a little like a female version of me if I was born female, I love that gal to death
I'm around cunts all the time and I can assure you one thing.
They will never initiate conversation unless you are Chad and probably already known to them.
>be normalfag
>see this thread and all the autism flaming in it
>mfw
>>28043771
yeah i was around a lot of girls everyday in uni and almost none of them ever talked to me, only a few times some of them did tell me hi or some shit but you could tell it was out of pity
also some of them laughed loudly when i walked past them and there was no one else around idk wtf is up with young women i don't think they are human or have any emotions at all i used to be very interested and empathetic towards people but after actually spending time around them i can say that more than 90% of them make me physically sick
>>28043925
>laugh when I pass
Haven't noticed that but If i'm deemed a total creep might as well play along. Psycho stare, touching hair, moving like air, etc.
>>28043053
I dont agree, please move I have a raid to prepare for :^)
>>28043853
>be shitposter
> say Fembot/Normalfag to get at the robots
> feel accomplished over master ruse :^)
>>28043965
i don't know if they have deemed me a total creep or anything but they treat me so weirdly and differently from the people they talk and do stuff with
like, one of the teachers asked me why he has a reminder about me and one of the girls that i mentioned laughing said BECAUSE HE WAS SICK HEHEHEHE
really fucking weird man, same girl did another weird thing once, there is a place where i usually used to sit in a lecture room, once i walked in and there was a bag close to where i was always sitting
i sat at my usual place and she came along and took the bag since it was hers and moved away
i just don't know man it's not like i have creeped on them or anything at all i just don't talk to them because i am usually depressed or anxious as hell but i don't bother anyone
>>28043053
>Try to fantasize about talking to a girl
>instantly reminded I'm disgusting
>fantasy turns into her being repulsed by me and insulting me
GET OUT OF MY HEAD
STOP
>>28043053
My first crush was named Allison and she was exactly like this.
>>28044071
same here, at first i imagine how the girl is into me but then i remember how ugly i am
life is truly terrible for some people
>>28043053
this girl is like 5 with makeup on, practice gf at best
>>28043440
do you realize that there is a difference between a jaw and a chin you retarded mongoloid?
There is nothing I can accomplish in the real world. On the internet. I can at least pretend that things are okay. No no nothing is okay really and if I did associate with you or more people I would only get brushed to the wayside as I always do. You are better off without me and so is the world.
>>28045740
do you realize how retarded most normies are?
even if you are a retard you can surely still accomplish something
>>28043094
haha, not with me, silly! but im sure there are plenty of other girls that would :)
>>28043053
Geek is the only thing I know, baby. But yeah, I guess. Any ideas?
>>28043053
>imblying anyone but my mother would say this
>>28043053
Are you kidding I run my ass off three times a week and work 12 hour night shifts.
There's NO FUN ALLOWED outside the computer realm it's all pain and gain.
