What are some shows you'd recommend to your fellow robots?No anime. Not because anime is bad, but because we have anime rec threads for robots all the time.
Generation Kill is god tier
I get a comfy feeling from the fact that the guys there are just normal guys just hanging out in a world free of all the bullshit of normal world, in a military world that is made purely functional without all the bullshit of normie social life. Its good to know they always got shit to do and are part of something, its not this grey uncertainty we all live in.
>>28042016
>tfw not eligible for the military because of SSRI usage
>now just even more depressed because I can't even get into the military to fix my garbage life
>>28041979
let's just talk about SOpranos since /tv/ is so shit
favorite character
least favorite character
favorite moment
least favorite moment
for me it's
Ralphie
AJ
When Chris finds his name in the newspaper
When Tony walk in on AJ in a chitchat room (hits too close to home)
>>28042259
Paulie
AJ
When Chris calls Paulie a one-shoe cocksucker
When Carmella fantasizes about that greasy wop to tapdancing music
>>28042278
>When Carmella fantasizes about that greasy wop to tapdancing music
Yeah season 4 really sucked.
>tfw no show about a lonely robot suffering trying to be happy
>>28042322
yes there is
it was just canceled already
LOST
It's the most dramatic, emotional, intense, imaginative show you'll ever see.
It's good for people who enjoy literature, you actually have to watch an episode an go back and think about what you've seen and what it means and represents, all the subtexts and allusions and so on. It has many many iconic scenes, these are scenes that are iconic to the medium of not just television but visual media in general.
Like any TV show, it has a lot of crap in it, lots of annoying tropes and conventions that you wish weren't there - but the good moments make it all worthwhile. The good moments are so good they'll be burned onto the record of your mind forever.
It's also a really good show for 'young adults', it's a spiritual show about facing the past and the damage our parents (or other people in general) have done to us, learning to understand them, and to overcome our pain and move on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17INi-3Vr2E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xkzl7Vfx3A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr5RD9NSKtE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31PeUi7Xig
hey guys I just had a great idea while eating my ice cream
why don't we just pretend to be mafia in this thread so we don't feel so lonely?
I'll start
*walks into the hideout and looks around*
(Note: I am the boss)
"ayyyyyyyy! where da gabagool? I'ma itchin' for mama's spaghetti but aye they don't got that over heah in America!"
>>28042554
Gabagool? Ova heeera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5fmz5XdGq4
>>28042469
It got pretty bad towards the end
>>28042645
Season 6 was the worst season, but it still had it's momentslike this scene\episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Bfh-ZGZneI
The finale made sense and was good, though.
>>28042625
*eats the gabagool*
"Ayyyy this is some real gagaboo' you know what I'm sayin? Ay anon, did you fuck dat broad last night? Did you put up her butthole, eh?"
*points at you desu because I am wondering if you put it in her butthole and i know it's actually my daughter u took on a date last night*
"and you did you do that thing I told you to do?" *is referring to the illegal thing that makes us money i had u do last night*
"ay get me some of dat baked ziti over heah too i'm stahvin"
>>28042672
I would've like to seen what happened during Hurleys rule of the island
>>28042689You can - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH0P-CA7ntE
>>28041979
Oz and The Wire if you liked The Sopranos.
Twin Peaks and The X-Files for some 90's comfiness.
>>28042738
Thanks never would have known that existed
>>28042259
>fav char
Paulie
>least
Phil Retardo
>fav moment
whole pine bluffs episode
>least fav moment
Furio's descent into pussification
>WORD TO THE WISE, REMEMBA PLANET VEGETA
>>28042749
>tfw recently watched Oz and The Wire
Great shows, senpai. Finished Oz a few months ago. That show depressed the shit out of me, but it was compelling as fuck.
>tfw almost everyone on /r9k/ is basically a less successful Beecher
Is Six Feet Under worth watching? My mom recommended it to me.
>>28042860
of course /r9k/ is less successful Beecher. R9k would have been raped to death by Adebisi and histiny hat
>>28042048
>ssri usage
Current or former?
I've heard multiple people who seem to know what they're talking about say that you can just lie your ass off and get away with it most of the time.
>>28042554
>why don't we just pretend to be mafia in this thread so we don't feel so lonely?
>mfw the contempt for and rejection of "polite" society tied to a criminal career always appealed to me
>mfw I found out career criminals are actually the ultimate fucking hypernormies
>mfw getting the contacts to shift so much as a quarter pound of synthed MDA per year would literally have required me to consume a quarter pound of MDA total
>mfw I can't decide whether the wagecuck or NEET lifestyle is more undignified and unbecoming
watch band of brothers and the pacific
maybe unsere mutter unsere father
but thats it, shows are for vagina owners
>>28042828
>Furio's descent into pussification
This seems to be universally hated
I wonder what cuck writer is responsible for this plot and if their last name ended in a berg or a stein.
>>28042860
six feet under has a lot of sex scenes and all of the characters are normalfags but it is quite feely at times
the leftovers was okay
>>28042909
>this is what a robot who loses his shit looks like
>>28043072
>this is what a robot who takes a shit on grandpa /pol/'s face looks like
ftfy
House of Cards for my fellow Hijaks. It's good, despite the cuck stuff.
YOUR SISTERS CUNT!
>>28043153
Why is it good? What's the cuck stuff?
>>28043085
Bob is /lit/.
Keller is /fit/.
Ryan is a cheeky and chaotic bastard that defends the actions of the retarded all the time, so he's probably /b/.
Adebisi is either /d/ or /soc/, and probably both.
>>28043153
Tried watching that the other day, but the way it started was just so edgy and stupid I ended up turning it off.
>>28042016
fucking seconded. I never see this talked about anywhere. Amazing show
>>28043462
Give us more details on why it's amazing.
>>28042322
>>28042413
Regardless it had a good run. Great show, I'm overdue for a rewatch
>>28042988
>but thats it, shows are for vagina owners
edge 2.0
>>28043295
>Le snappeh the doggies neck xD
Normies: "Wow! What a distastefully pragmatic anti-hero! He totally killed it omg"
After that and for the most part though the characterization is effective, subtle and nuanced.
>>28043468
Great characters, great action, serious feels. The show is cutting edge as far as portraying realistic wartime situations. The writers really did their research. Getting familiarized all the language and military nuances adds a lot to the show, that combined with character development make you feel like you are not just watching the show but a part of it. It's a great mix of serious and funny. Like I have teared up watching it but it has some great humor. I've only found one other person IRL that has watched it in depth. Underrated show for sure. Oh yeah, and did I mention the action is fucking sick
>>28043545
What are your thoughts on Battlestar Galactica? Can you compare the two?
Utopia is bretty good, shame about the cancelling but still worth watching the two seasons it has.
>>28043540
Does it really manage to make American congressional politics not the most boring shit on the planet?
I mean, I'm up to trying it again. I have nothing else to watch, and most shows seem like garbage after watching The Wire and The Sopranos.
>>28043545
>The writers really did their research
The actual soldiers (Brad Colbert, Ray Person) literally participated in the shooting. The whole show is based on a book the reporter wrote about his experiences.
Its more than your generic documentary/was tv show made to show modern warfare to civilians, its a show literally written by soldiers. It doesn't just show the usual stuff you hear about war. It shows how the actual soldiers felt, and on contrary to lots of other war shows, it shows that it wasn't all just crying, being desperate and sentimental thoughts.
>>28044023
Posting few more gifs to maybe get some robots hooked
>>28044069
I want more show of Brad and Ray bromance
The 100 is pretty good waifu show you just have to get trough horrible first few episodes and the show gets decent.
Black Sails is not bad, I like pirate theme.
>>28044097
fucking tumblr gifs and fucking robot
If anyone here likes cartoons, this is my favourite one. And it's only 10 episodes of eleven minutes each, so it doesn't take much time to see. Pretty good voicework and music, too.
>>28041979
The IT Crowd. It's a classic.
>>28042860
Six feet under is one of the greatest shows I've ever seen. if you're a REEEEE robot you might not enjoy it as much because the characters are mostly normies, but there's a lot of existentialism and the monster-of-the-week death trope on the show is oddly comfy.
>>28044023
>>28044069
>>28044097
>>28044151
None of these images are making me want to watch this show.
>>28044164
british comedy is fucking awful
>>28045150
I thought so too, until I watched Peep Show, which is one of the funniest goddamn things I've ever watched.
Well, my list goes a little something like this (in order)
>The Sopranos
>The Wire
>True Detective (Season 1)
>The Shield
>Fargo
>Homeland (Season 1 and 2)
>The Killing (Season 3)
>Six Feet Under
Drawing a blank for what else, haven't really watched much TV lately.
>>28042259
>favorite character
Paulie, Carmela when I watched it the first and second time, probably not anymore
>least favourite character
Fuck Christopher
>favorite moment
Probably when Chris kills Adriana, liek dis if you cry everytiem
>least favorite moment
When Chris sits on their dog and kills it, seriously fuck chris
>>28045378
Remember when Tony just suffocates that little piece of shit after a car accident?
My favorite character was Junior. Felt bad for the miserable old fuck, though.
>>28042860
>tfw augustus got killed
![cmBnLoeQ-U_yOYP9mJJAaje6xB7JerxZbDjDzOkFJZ4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jJTQ6Qf.jpg "cmBnLoeQ-U_yOYP9mJJAaje6xB7JerxZbDjDzOkFJZ4[1].jpg")
>>28045215
I wish Mark wasn't so repeatable.
3rd Rock From The Sun
Vikings if you want to watch puny Northumbrians get fucking rekt.
>>28042259
I liked Christopher and Silvio. Honourable mention to Phil Leotardo.
Least favourite was Janice.
Favourite moment was when they stole the wine from the bikers who were stealing it
>W-we're the Vipers
Least favourite moment is Richie Apriele's constant fucking with Beansie.
the knick
the channel 4 show Utopia
the americans
curb your enthusiasm
the last kingdom is a better version of vikings
fargo is worth it for season 2, season 1 is kind of meh. season 2 has nothing to do with season 1 other than a vague connecting character, so you can watch it by itself.
that's a good month worth of media for you to distract yourself with. they're all good.
>>28046153
forgot: marco polo
this show is worth it for the guy who plays kublai khan, he's amazing in this role. it's coming back on this summer so you should probably watch season 1 before it comes back on.
7/10 show, it has some flaws though, but it truly is worth it for kublai khan.
>>28045378
silvio kills adriana though?
Moral Orel
The most gut wrenching, depressing cartoon ever made
>>28046510
only the third season is
>>28046487
Sil was the bullet, Chris pulled the trigger
Pretty metal how he subtly fell apart while putting on the same stoic face, started leaning too hard on the "I killed my wife for you" card for everything to where it couldn't protect him from being snuffed out by Tony, with less ceremony and regret than a good half of his impulsive killings to boot.
I think all of us could take a lesson
>>28046561
Watch season 1, episode "maturity"
the first two seasons are just character development so the third season can hit as hard as its meant to
>>28042259
>favorite character
Paulie
>least favorite character
Chris, hated everything about him and his stupid cunt
>favorite moment
paulie and chris stuck in a car in the woods, or the massage parlour scene
>least favorite moment
the third season, the fancy dinner party scenes, anything to do with carmella bored me to fucking tears.
>>28045378
True Detective was pretentious, plagiarized sack of shit. matthew mcconaughey needs to have his entire face shoved into the asshole of a 400 pound negress.
>>28046561
Yeah the entire series had some pretty clever execution but the third season was the punchline.
qvv orn
>>28045430
>Remember when Tony just suffocates that little piece of shit after a car accident?
No, I forgot, thanks for reminding me. Actually yeah that was my favourite scene in all television ever, granted I also hate Tony.
I wanted Christopher to die from the moment I laid eyes on him. Never trust anyone with Chris as their favourite char.
>>28046487
It was Chris' choice, he tells Tony about her dealings with the FBI as an informant and they agree that she needs to be disposed of, they set her up and Tony arranged that Silvio kill her, while he's killing her and disposing the body there is the scene where Chris is disposing of her shit and leaving her car in a parking lot. He's scum, his fucking wife.
I can't stand his fucking existence, I waited so long for him die.
Fargo is probably one of the best shows I've seen recently.
Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad (watch BB first)
I've heard Narcos is really good
Sometimes I watch Ancients Behaving Badly on The History Channel
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Master of None
I think the early seasons of US Shameless are cozy to me for some reason
Binge watched Dexter a while ago as well
The Sopranos and The Wire are supposed to be god tier television, I haven't gotten into either one yet.
Mr. Robot is comfy as fuck
>>28046944
Gr8 show
>>28047016
Man, I didn't like Chris either (he's a detestable little piece of shit), but you sound fucking insane.
>>28047016
chris was a shit bag but adriana deserved to die
White Collar
I watch the O.C. on repeate alot. It conforts me and lets me know I am not alone.
You should watch the O.C. as well. It will make you feel less alone.
I pretend to live in their closet when I am lonely. I sniff their hair, eat their left overs, and jerk off in their pool so they can swim with my swimmers.
You should watch The OC to feel less lonely.
>>28049457
You can smell them too. It is a wonderful smell of tangerines and lavender.
You should watch the O.C. to feel less lonely
>>28049457
You can hear their grass grow when you press pause after the ending credits.
You should watch the OC to feel less lonely.
>>28049457
If you watch the show enough, you can feel like you are part of the show. Pretend you live in their closet. Watch them sleep. Pretend to be part of their friends.
Ryan is your friend.
You should watch the OC to feel less lonely.
>>28042259
Phil Leotardo
Tony Soprano
when Sil kills Ade
whenever Tony gets away with all his shit with impunity
>>28049457
Sometimes I pretend to be a dog that lives in their big house. They are kind to me, they feed me, and bathe me, I sometimes jump into their large pool.
In one episode, I ran away with Seth after he and Summer started a fight about Comic Con.
You should watch the OC to feel less lonely.
>>28049457
Sometimes, I drink to much and cry in the shower until the water is cold.
You should watch the OC to feel less lonely.
>>28049457
If you watch the O.C. enough, the loneliness doesn't feel as bad. Like a warm summer breeze is taking your soul into the ether. Allowing you to leave your body for that sweet release for just a second.
The feeling of glass against teeth never leaves your nerves
You should watch the OC to feel less lonely.
>>28049457
When worship, prayer, and love does not help anymore. And you realize all those emotions are false and just masking a empty hole left in your soul. You should take a step back and watch the OC
You should watch the OC to feel less lonely.
>>28041979
how i met your mother is normie the show, but it's still really comfy to watch
