>"just go out man, get some fresh air"
>go to the local park
>everywhere I look I see couples lying in the grass hugging and kissing and cuddling
G, thanks.
>>28041910
>tfw forgot to delete the name from yesterday's trolling
>>28041910
Its not like you didnt knew it before going out. Actually why did you go out in first place? Fresh air? Are you a normie or some kind?
>neighbours balcony in front of the only window in my room hasn't been used for over 2 years
>get a new neighbour, cute blonde girl
>balcony is now in heavy use, she's either just cuddling there with her bf for hours or has parties
>i have to hide in a corner with my PC, can't even look out the window now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>28041955
At least you can masturbate to her from behind the curtains.
>go to sit in a park and awkwardly wait for a drug dealer/my bipolar acquaintance (maybe friend is finally a fair way to describe him)
>not only are there couples sitting together and shit, but there are a bunch of little girls running around
>sit in a corner of the park way out of the way so no one thinks I'm a pedophile
>>28041988
>way out of the way so no one thinks I'm a pedophile
I think that's exactly what a pedophile would do.
>>28041910
>neighbour is a qt girl my age
>we have talked a few times when we do laundry
>she is married to some black dude
>they seem nice
why wont i die in my sleep
>>28042040
Have you asked them if you could watch them have sex?
>"haha XD when you gonna hit the club w/ us bro??"
I'll "hit" the club with you...
