>talking to a qt at work
>ask her if she'd like to go out for lunch
>she says yes
>when I get to the shop she's there with a man next to her
>"hey anon, this is my boyfriend. boyfriend, this is anon, he said he'd buy lunch for us"
>I think about leaving but I just nod and rub my hands together and ask "so what'll it be?"
>chad boyfriend orders the most expensive thing on the menu (well done steak) and the girl gets a giant bowl of soup
>I just ask for half a grilled cheese but they wouldn't give half to me, so I get a lemonade instead
>after we're done eating and I pay the check, the two look at me
>tfw they want me to tip
>I put down all the spare change I have because the bill for the lunch cleaned me out
>chad and the girl laugh, looking at me with a shocked expression
>they get up and leave immediately after
>go home and drink myself to sleep
I talked to a girl today though!
Man thats fucked up, all those normies just normies laugh at us. BETA UPRISING NOW
>Orders a steak well-done
Disgusting, be a real man and get it raw.
You're cuck now! You're a cuck now!
You're a cuck, you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck , you're a cuck nowww
>>28040901
>not getting medium rare
>areyouevenchad.jpg
That didn't happen, anonymous.
>>28040972
>hey now, ur a cuck star
>get your shame on
>go payyy
>and all that slithers is olddd
>only bulling stars break the mould
>>28040711
YOU WILL FUCK THAT GIRL AND KEK CHAD
this level of sperg can not actually exist. [x] doubt
Damn so the bf just sat their while you had lunch with his girlfriend? What a total cuck! You cucked him good anon.. You should cuck that guy again tomorrow!
>"hey anon, this is my boyfriend. boyfriend, this is anon, he said he'd buy lunch for us"
I know this story didn't happen an all, but hearing that would make me just turn around and leave without saying anything.
>not ordering expensive shit aswell while flirting with his gf and then ditching them so they pay the bill
>>28041402
>Hey where are you going Anon!
>>28041402
That or I'd order expensive shit and then leave.
