Which of the following best describes why you're here?
>noble robot: genuinely interested in finding a virgin like himself to marry and potentially raise a family with, despises normies
>sexually frustrated robot: jealous of normans and wants to fit in with whatever the current normie trend is, seeks the praise of others
>failed normie: born with all of the tools to become a successful normie, but failed
>chad: just here to brag about himself to the others, seeks their butthurt or praise for his own amusement
>wizard: has transcended the need for sex
>normie: just a normalfag that probably shouldn't be here
>roastie aka "fembot": get out
>other: elaborate
>>28039857
None of those. I'm just a pissed of guy that wants to move to the Alaskan wilderness and get the fuck away from normies
>>28039857
Probably somewhere between failed normie and sex frustrated robot.
>>28039857
failed normie 100%
>>28039857
noble bot
>tfw i will never meet a virgin qt on /r9k/, fall in love, get married, and move to rural pennsylvania to start a goat farm and raise a family together
I was born with the desire to be a normie but none of the tools or traits.
I'm super uggo and mildly autistic. I come from a long line of mentally unstable people who at best managed to make a relationship work for a few years, and then grew old hating everyone around them more and more everyday.
Every time I come close to "normal" I fuck it up somehow.
But I'm also not starved for normalcy to such an extent that I chase trends like some sort of a faggot.
To spread the word of the lord to those who need it most.
also, i'm just a hermit. so i come here and pol for keks
but i love being alone most, people bore me.
I consider myself a sort of ascended robot. I take care of myself, have a job, and a very good relationship with my family and the 2 friends I've managed to make of the course of my life.
I also have no future goals or prospects. I am a KHV at 22. And I can only glean enjoyment from escapism, whether its videogames books, or straight up daydreaming.
Life feels like some kinds of weird dream over which I have no control and I've come to accept that. Human beings are bizarre aberrations to me, and while I don't understand them, I understand they are necessary to my survival and there is no point being mad at them for the way they naturally act. I might kill myself at some point, but for now I'm doing good. Feels pretty chill.
if it makes someone a failed normie to not pretend they have no desire for intimacy, then call me that. but I'm wizard enough to give up on that in real life because it could never work out for me. no matter how much I long for a female's loving embrace.
>>28039857
I'm noble bot and I think you forgot a category
>tripfag "robot": maybe unpopular in real life, just come here for attention
Hey OP you left out yourself but here let me
>double faggot autist who thinks he can box people into nice cleanly defined categories
I'm with you on the roasties tho senpai.
i am here because there is nothing else for me and this is familiar
>>28039857
>noble bot
>tfw meet a virgin girl and she ends up being a lesbian
>live in SoCal
I don't think I'm ever going to meet another virgin girl again
>>28039857
somewhere between failed normie and noble robot.
>>28039857
>android
>can fit in with normies due to years of being forced to fake confidence and fit in
>at first contact, a normie might consider the android one of their own and try to get to know them better
>however upon digging deeper they realize that the android is not a normie at all
>for this reason, androids have few *real* friends but may have many acquaintances
>for the same reason, the android has never been able to get close enough to a girl to have a meaninful/lasting relationship
>instead the android is doomed to float between faking being normal and hiding who he truly is until he can find someone he can fully trust, someone just like him
Recovering robot. Taking steps towards fixing myself and building a strong social life, but still full of doubt and anxiety and still an awkward virgin.
I am other. Only want a qt trap to cuck me and live in my big house, fuck Chads like a slut and humiliate me
>>28040355
>faking who you are
Why tho. Being different and weird is what makes you fit in in the adult world, you should take advantage of that.
>>28039857
>>noble robot: genuinely interested in finding a virgin like himself to marry and potentially raise a family with, despises normies
if any such person actually exists they need to kill themselves asap
>>28040410
because anon, normies just don't get it
you're literally telling me to
>just b yourself xDD
>dude in a class of mine seems pretty cool
>into vidya and shit
>hang out for a bit
>both having a good time
>topic of marriage comes up
>subtly imply that there aren't any virgin girls our age
>>You want a virgin girl anon!?
>as if I'm crazy
another time
>hanging with a girl
>we both like the same things
>anime, vidya, cartoons, grew up with similar families
>really liking eachother
>decide I'll just
>b myself xDD
>speak freely from the very beggining
>at some point she seems pretty upset
>ask her whats wrong
>she shuts me down for throwing around the word faggot too much and using "racist" language
>says we can't be friends if I keep at it
>>28039857
Out of your options, I would say noble robot though perhaps noble is a bit of a stretch for a robot. I do wish to continue my line (I'm selfish that way) with a virgin.
>>28040483
oh and to add to this, I basically just adjust my personality based on who the person is, I don't know if that's normal
whether it's how I talk how I sit what I talk about or what activity I do with them
it sounds kind of normal but it feels strange, like if two of my friends that have never met talked to eachother about me they'd end up saying two completely different things
>>28040355
i feel this is a more apt description of myself senpai
I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin so I'll never be a normie no matter how hard I try.
I want to shed myself of this wretched virgin status and have a girlfriend so I can at least feel like I had a semi-standard life and can appreciate adult entertainment and company and conversations without feeling massively inferior the entire time.
>>28040483
i fucking hate it when people say be yourself or anon just needs to come out of their shell
fucking idiots, being myself has got me nowhere i have had grills in past but in 30odd yrs i've only had the 2 gf
longest relationship was no longer than 2 month and my last was 9 yrs ago
should be with the wizards but because i'm no virgin I show them respect and always btfo
>>28040483
These seem like extremely minor social faux pas, and they're both the kind of situations that lead to really interesting conversations if you have enough practice with that kind of shit.
Really depends how old you and your friends are though, and what the context is.
>>28040511
Everyone does this to some extent, especially normies. Not changing yourself for other people is an admirable quality but it's something that takes a lot of work and soul searching, and even then, those people that seem to be totally rock solid in how they act still adjust themselves somewhat depending on the context.
IMO having good personality means hitting an even compromise between you and the people around you in a given situation. You bring what you have to the table, but at the same time be ready to adjust yourself to fit in with the pack so to speak. It's an incredibly tricky thing to do, yes, and it takes a lot of trial and error, but it IS something you can do, it's something anyone can do.
I mean what the fuck else are ya gonna do? Might as well, right?
I'm a 28 year old woman who hasn't had sex in years because I have grown to find anything remotely perverted offputting, not sure why.
I don't really like leaving my apartment either.
I'm here because there is something comforting about the parody that is /r9k/. It's nice to laugh about our shortcomings together.
Normie to Chad with women success, robot to suicidal with friends. So alone.
>>28040550Are you the Anon I met from WI?
>>28040550
Fuck I feel you on the adult conversation thing. Like I don't even care about the status so much, I'm just tired of feeling like shit every time people start talking about sex and relationships, and I gotta laugh along with the fuckers like I'm not dying inside.
>>28040014
Is Pennsylvania really the best state for that though? Wouldn't you prefer something more secluded?
>>28039857
Wizard apprentice. My sex drive dropped off a few years back and I no longer care. I'm not 30 yet though.
>>28039857
>>normie: just a normalfag that probably shouldn't be here
I'm on the verge because I'm messing around with a girl who's not attractive but is at least not fat
>tfw fingered her for a second but she made me stop
>tfw she gave me a hickey and I have an interview tomorrow
seriously want to kill myself. I'm staying up all night icing it
at least my oxford with cover it but I would've preferred to where a nice shirt
fuck women. this was not worth it
>>28040805
Naw man, the Lancaster/Ronks area is prime farming land. I'd run a farm and make goat cheese and then sell my products at the Amish market and it'd be cozy.
>>28040863
Dude you're doing fucking great man, I'm jelly.
>>28040685
Thanks anon, maybe it wouldn't be so bad just being myself, maybe I can find people that like me for me, but how would i know who those people are
autistic chad: temporary unemployed with too much time who got addicted to this website
>>28039857
>hate 99% of women, partially due to the meme-tier "le they won't have le sex with me" shit and partially their idiotic SJW shit
>like memes
>can only function anonymously, where my past mistakes and fuck-ups don't haunt me
>the best memes are written by people who hate people and have no social interaction, normies can't write memes to save their lives
I'm drunk right now and not articulating too clearly, but I don't fit into society. I've had sex and even had gf before, but it does very little to lesson my hatred of women and sex-havers. I hate myself. I want us all to die. I'm employed, but I wish I was NEET because it would be easier to rationalize my death.
I'm not generally suicidal, but when I drink alone I get pretty depressed.
>>28040014
>tfw no farm sanctuary bf who'll let me own chickens and would also never butcher them
>>28039857
>failed normie
Easily. I've had so many comically bad things happen to me that eventually I just broke. It's really disheartening you just barely scrape your way up the mountain, only to have the rock shelf fall out from under you before you could get a foothold.
Lots of illnesses, bad luck, deaths in the family, losing friends, and the inability to handle stress and anger issues. My fault, mostly.
normie with a robot fetish t b h
this place is a neverending torture porn and you do it for free
>>28040915
thanks anon
I feel like shit so your support means a lot, especially since I have no one in real life to tell
>>28040918
You just need to keep trying man, that's all I can say. More than the soul searching, more than finding the right group of people, the main driving factor is experience. You need to force yourself into social situations that fucking terrify you until they stop terrifying you and start enticing you.
Yeah it's not easy, I'll be the fucking first one to tell you that, it takes a LOT of work, but I'm telling you man it's absolutely worth it, for those brief moments when you make real connections with people who are nothing like you. They're magical fucking moments I tell you what, when everyone drops their guard and just opens up.
That's the other thing nobody tells you about normies too, EVERYONE is on guard most of the time. It's something that took me a while to learn but it's a really powerful thing to understand going into any social situation. If you don't really know someone it is 100% guaranteed going to be awkward for a little bit as you get to know them, that applies for pretty much everyone on the fucking planet.
You just gotta accept that and keep a good attitude about it and just have faith that as you spend more time with someone and get familiar with them, the awkwardness will fade away. Normies go through the same shit, it's just that you usually see them when they're with people they're already familiar with, so it just SEEMS like they're super socially adept.
>>28041013
kill yourelve, my man
>>28040975
You can own chickens on our farm, anonette. Won't butcher them, having 5 or 6 to lay eggs is worth the upkeep of having that number.
>>28041330
Six is the perfect number! Six is the number of my dreams.
I'd mostly like to have a farm to rescue old animals, but that'd be a lot of money for upkeep so I guess I'd have to have a day job unrelated to my farm animals/hobbies since I can't imagine profit margins being good enough where it's our livelihood. I'm not too sure of your farm intentions, though. Hens stop laying eggs after a few years, but I'd still like to keep them around even after they serve no practical use. I'd like them all to die peacefully from old age. ;_;
I like farm animals, but I don't think I would actually be able to own a farm. I think I'd get too emotionally attached and wouldn't be able to see them as a commodity, though this might be a naive idea on my part since I've never been a farmer. I might just get used to it, which is 100% more depressing in another way.
>>28039906
ill come
robo
>>28039857
Failed normie. I lost the genetic lottery. Pectus excavatum makes me look like a freak while I'm 5'11 green eyes tan and aesthetic baby face. All of my former friends were very popular. I'm introverted and have come to hate social contact with people especially women. I know many women and many have lusted after me but they are all just sluts that have fucked my friends and want to fuck me cause they are horny not because of any greater social connection or intimacy. Many people have told me I'm destined to be great but I'm lazy as fuck and can't set a routine to my life to achieve what I want. Thoughts of suicide linger in my head daily. End it pls
>>28039857
I'm a NEET who is bored with his free time. Due to being socially reclusive growing up. Now that I am totally socially isolated. I like the comfort of anonymity and talking to random people on imageboard cause I feel these place is the last thing that remain from the old internet that I had grew up and loved. Since I hated all form of social media. I wanted nothing to do with people who uses it. Even though the board is filled with shitty memes, There's still some golden content once in a while.
TL:DR Original content and interaction mostly.
>>28039857
Normie.
More of a /pol/ guy but we went downhill by an influx of stupid assholes from reddit and other boards with establishment liberal or conservative (what we'd call "goy") beliefs. Too many to convert, as we'd always be able to handle the few newcomers who trickled in, socializing them within a month or so.
I think your board has experienced a Renaissance in terms of humor and creativity of threads and discussion, in recent months. My girlfriend genuinely browses but she's not a "fembot" or attentionwhore. She actually is discreet and doesn't call attention to being female. Also, she has a perfect innie, objectively not a roastie.
I want a family but I don't despise normals. It's not their fault they've grown up in this time.
>>28041712
Why would you want a family? It's a numbers game. Just spread your genes to eastern Europe or Asia, and to the local sperm bank until you're known as the town "bull". I don't understand any desire to raise a child. I love women, but I really do hate children. I'm like the opposite of a pedophile.
Norman
I come here for the funny may mays and dank stories tbbqh familia
>>28039857
>other
I just want a quiet life.
