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Who /premature ejaculation/ here?
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>>28039696
Juss b yurself
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>tfw all women need to do to have satisfying sex is spread their legs and lie down
>tfw men need to have proper cock size, a good job, be outgoing and assertive, have great stamina, and will be charged with rape if anything goes wrong

I sure love being a male, don't you guys? Because my genes are subpar, I'll never touch a fucking vagina and I'll be criticized and humiliated for jerking off for the rest of my life, if anyone even bothers to interact with me.
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Not as such, though Christina does make me cum faster than anyone else.
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>>28039696
Me probably. I don't time myself though. At least my refractory period is extremely low.
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>Be me
>Fap like a demon
>Cum in like 30s
>Eventually, start banging 3d
>Impossibru to cum in condom
>BJs last 30mins+
>Not sure if this is really a good thing at all
>mfw
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>>28041524
I have a similiar thing. In a way it's a good thing because I can keep going for a long while. But it's also less enjoyable and sometimes I just can't cum at all. Watch less porn, I've noticed this helps.
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stop RUINING YOUR COCKS

FUCK

NO DEATHGRIP YOU SHITS
IF I EVER FUCK A ROBOT HE'LL CALL ME LOOSE EVEN THOUGH IM A VIRGIN COS MY PUSSY WONT FEEL LIKE A FUCKING CHOKEHOLD FROM HIS LEFT HAND
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Tfw expecting gf to leave me any day because low af stamina
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I already gave myself ED from my violent masturbatory history, now I can't get it harder than a semi ;(.
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>>28041596
>EVEN THOUGH IM A VIRGIN
we all know the truth you whore
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To this day I have no idea what ED is

some people say it means they can't get hard

others say it means they cum to fast

wtf even is it?
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>>28041596

original 237283623743
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>>28042187
It means Erectile Dysfunction. It means you have difficulty achieving a penile erection.
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Never had sex so I dunno :)
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>>28041596
stop having a loose, floppy vagina you fat cunt

you're also complaining about something that has never happened to you because like you said, you're a virgin.

so in summary; you're a stupid fat cunt
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>>28041596
then start having sex with me already, i had a 30minutes erection today
blue balls are terrible torture, cant wait to get home and blow my load
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>>28041596
I spilled conc. sodium hydroxide down my pants. My dickskin has no feels
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>>28042954
>I spilled conc. sodium hydroxide down my pants.
natural selection
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>>28041562
same
The only problem is I think some girls take it as an insult like they weren't hot enough to make me cum or something.
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>>28041596
>left hand
>left
Lol. Spoken like a true virgin.
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>>28041524
I know that feel. When I got a hooker to lose my virginity I couldn't cum if my life depended on it. She sucked my dick for 10 minutes and then we did it doggy style, hour later my time was up and I didn't blow a load.
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>>28041596
What is defined as a death grip?

I can't tell if i do the death grip while i'm fapping or not. Is it just like grabbing and fapping as tight and hard as humanly possible?
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You can make your dick 90% numb with creams that contain lidocaine and prilocaine. Shit's expensive though.
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I used to think I had chronic premature ejaculation. In all honesty I probably have it to some extent but I came to the realization that I always came too soon because I only had hook ups and the nervousness always got to me. When I got a stable gf and we had sex daily I was much more calm and could last hours if I wanted. Just b urself
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>>28039696
When I had my only "girlfriend" in life for only 1 week I didn't feel anything at all during sex. I envy the premature ejaculation guys.
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>>28045300
I had a similar issue when I went to a prostitute. I was only able to get off by facefucking her violently.
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>>28039696
most guys will have problems with premature ejaculation at one point or another. unless you mean coming before insertion rather than a short time afterwards

if you happen to blow early, offer to eat her puss or something. most dudes will just roll over and sleep or leave after they blow, even if they just lasted 30 seconds.
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>>28041596
Toastie roasties with mad poasties make my day
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>>28045861
>Eating pussy
Beta as fuck.
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>>28046650
what an absurd idea. it's only beta if you make it beta. eating pussy well puts a woman entirely into your power.
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>>28039696
My penis has been desensitized by porn to the point of not getting the urge to masturbate anymore and I take forever to cum during sex (if I cum at all).

Wish I had stopped watching porn earlier, idk if this shit is reversible.
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>>28039696
Can a brother get some some of that source?
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>>28046966

>I'm too lazy to click literally two times to find it
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>>28042954
>glasses

don't magnify that shit for fuck's sake
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>>28047032
I can't help it. I just want to post some Kurisu.

Oh shit. My captcha says stop blacks. Look at this shit.
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>>28047112

Maybe you should stop being a nigger then.
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>>28047112
>tfw nearly no porn of.Kurisu
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>>28047763
There's a decent amount if you're willing to look for it. It'd be nice if there were more though.
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>>28039696
Lidocaine my friend. Put it in let it sit for a bit, then wash it off. Put on condom then ravage your woman with some good technique and skill. She will literally die in your dick
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>>28041748
DUDE this is literally my life right now

We're never gonna make it are we?

I'm gonna quit smoking and see if that helps
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>fap twice a day every day
>don't aroused by sexual images
>don't feel much when fapping
>skip a day or two
>every little thing turns me on
>fapping feels like the best thing in the world
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>>28039696
I would not know. =(
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>>28047763
>>28047894
The only good doujin featuring her is the one where she mindbreaks Ruka and makes him her sex slave.
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>>28041596
Do kegels you fucking plastic garbage bag pussy bitch.
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>>28042240
>howitfeelstochew5gum.gif
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HOW DO I FIX MY DEATH GRIP?

FUCK

Blowjobs are fucking shit because of it. Condoms make penetration a chore, HOLY FUCK

Is pegging my only hope? Even then, i can only get pleasure if fap furiously while getting fucked.
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I rarely last longer than 20 seconds in the pussy. Maybe up to a minute in the mouth, if that. Thankfully my current fuckbuddy gets off on teasing me about it and all I have to do is act embarrassed for quickies whenever I want.
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>>28041596
Even if my cock cut diamonds.
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>>28045300
Your dick is broken my dude.
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>>28048052
I quit smoking months ago and have already noticed a big difference in both my lungs and my libido. Do it anon, you'll regret not doing it sooner.
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>>28041596
>Implying you will ever fuck a robot
Fucking roasties.
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