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Almost the weekend edition
First for waifus desu lads.
Post them.
So lads what's the plan for today?
>>28039454
tea, toast, smoke then walk the kid to school then come back and be lazy/disgusting until monday.
Feels too bloody early to be up.
CAN I JOIN YOUR CLUB PLEASE
>>28039788
IF YOU LIIIIIIKE A LOTTA CHOCOLATE ON YOUR BISCUIT JOIN OUR CLUB!
>see cute girl
>immediately want to kill myself
>I will never make anybody happy
>I will die alone
Qt britbot boys come here to murica I will sugar daddy
why does it hurt when i pee
when i finish peeing i feel i still need to pee and some kind of pee-gunk mix came out, not as thick as it sometimes does when this happens.
my pee isn't brownish so i don't think it's dehydration.
basically when i started peeing there was a feeling vaguely around the head of the penor that my pee was thin/cloudy and building up there instead of coming out, like it was stuck, but not like there was a blockage (it'd be weird if there was as i was peeing quite a lot normally at first, far more than could be stored in the area available.
sometimes when this happens fapping makes it go away, but i don't think that's the case this time. i still feel like i have to pee a lot, but i know that little will come out and it'll hurt again
just what the fuck is happening?
(for what it's worth this will be gone by tomorrow, it's not a long term thing, i just want to know what the fuck it is. it happens every few months.)
>>28040589
sounds like a simple infection, go get some antibiotics from the doc
pls britfeel, you're my only hope. how do I get past sad fucking panda? the FF add on keeps reloading when I enter my password
>tfw 7x5.75"
>>28039454
Lie around waiting for a job contract that i will probably end up rejecting. I'm hoping it has some really bad points.
Still in bed, should be at work, do i go in and make an excuse for being late or just pull a sickie?
>>28041047
if you don't pull a sickie before the shift is supposed to start, your boss will be displeased I bet. They'll be less pissed at you for just being late but wither way you still fucked up by this point.
>>28039523
>kid
wew lad, you married?
>>28039454
Play some more dark souls 3.
Also need to decide if I should put my neet money towards a cosmetic or a game.
Maybe you lads can help, do I spend 20 bongs on a cosmetic skin on a online game I play? The skin is really really good and it's a one time thing that you won't ever be able to buy again. Or do I add another 10 bongs and for 30 bongs pre order overwatch?
>>28041047
Pull a sickie lad as long as you haven't done a sickie in a while.
>You have been visited by Obama, shilling against Brexit (in favour of TTIP)
>>28039523
Stop avatar fagging
Blox
>>28041290
was, well still technically am but after a decade I couldn't take it any more. It's all very civil and I have him at mine most of the time.
>>28039454
Back from uni but I don't have a laptop so there isn't much to do
Going to watch some shit daytime telly and then go for a haircut
Can't wait until I graduate and can NEET it up for a bit
>>28041506
what's a normie like you doing here?
what do you do for a living?
>>28041482
whacha gon do bout it?
>tfw dream girl has cute british or scottish accent
>tfw that further narrows down an already narrow field
>>28041506
>I have him at mine most of the time
Poor kid
He's supposed to look up to you, do you think you're a good role model?
>>28041538
Depends on how old he is. If he's young then he probably sees his dad as cool. The older he gets though, the quicker he will know his dad is a loser and be too embarrassed to talk about him.
Made my first cuppa, gonna get comfy and finish the rest of TLOU grounded mode.
Bit annoyed because shopping is being delivered later and the stupid pakis dont bag anything up and they wont bring it up the stairs anymore either so they ltierally get paid to do nothing.
>>28041520
Nothing, but I think it's a bit sad that a man in his 30s is still renting property, lives like a pig, has a child and presumably no job. Whose only happiness comes from (You)s on a DPRK Kim Jong Un Terracotta model enthusiast Imageboard
>>28041552
I feel sorry for the kid having to be around all those ciggies
No doubt he'll get emphysema or lung cancer from the second hand smoke
>>28039523
You look after you're wifes son most of the time so she can get blacked?
>>28041538
He's pretty responsible and doesn't need to look at me to know how to live, if he didn't look so much like me I'd swear he wasn't mine. He has surpassed all expectations so far but if he never worked a day in his life but was happy then I'd be ok with that, all I want is for him to be happy and have always done what's needed to make sure he can be.
>>28041567
kek sounds like my worst nightmare. I'll off myself at that age if I'm still here.
although i'm assuming being 30 he has kind of career though?
>>28041567
>Owning properly in any decent place in England.
Either you are a millionaire and live in some poxy shithole like Grimsby where you can afford to buy because only 1/10th of the population has a job.
>>28041597
>some kind of career
Would a man with a career post photos of his shit desk at 10:30 in the morning?
He was at the pub all day yesterday too
>>28041619
Do you even know how the property ladder works mate? Every day you rent you're burning money, giving it to mr Goldberg Shekelstein, or actually more accurate to England, you're giving it to Mr Patel
>>28039523
We have the same keyboard, desk-kun
>>28041625
jesus christ
sort your life out mate
>>28041589
A son will always look up to his father, don't delude yourself into thinking he doesn't so you can have an easy ride
>>28041646
Fuck off Jezza you should be in the studio at this time
>mfw even robots are looking down on someone
Now that's how you know you fucked it all up, when even people here take the piss out of your life kek
>>28041638
Yeah but most people can afford 60% of their pay on rent/utilities but dont have 300k all at once for the shittiest of houses.
>>28041658
People are just mad because he's a failed normie instead of a robot and has had sex and procreated.
>>28041673
most people here don't want kids senpai, especially if you literally don't work. kids are expensive as fuck and the nigga has no job. even with a minimum wage job, the kid eats most of it up. i wouldn't have a kid unless i was on 40k+
>>28041673
I don't think anyone is jealous or 'mad'. It's more to do with the fact that robots like it when someone worse off than them comes along, because it's such a rare occurrence. It makes them feel a little better and shows them that they could always be even worse.
>tfw super liked on Tinder
>>28041699
Meanwhile Al bin mahumud will have 20 and tyone with have 30. But you'll never have any because its "not smart" and we can thank you when Britain officially becomes a Caliphate in 2030.
Sick of this shit argument.
>>28041725
B O T
O
T
>>28041730
nah, it's some absolute 3/10 guy
>>28041728
i'm not going to ruin my fucking life with a kid when i can't afford one. kids are wonderful IF you have the money for them.
And a most pleasant day in the pub it was too.
>>28041759
how do you not want to kill yourself everyday? what keeps you going?
>>28041767
I have an active social life, a gf, hobbies and the money and time to pursue those things, what more could I want? I have no desire to own a home so what else is there? Travel perhaps, I've done that and am now happy to chill out for a few years.
>>28041759
Your pub looks bleak and shitty
>>28041801
>social life
>gf
why are you even on this board
>Mood wildly spirals between optimistic joker with potential for normiehood and suicidal mute within 20 minutes for the past week
>before that i was a hypersexual retard wanking 20 times a day and staying up for days on end
WHEN CAN I GET BAD ENOUGH TO FUCKING OFF MYSELF?
>>28041801
Normie as fuck desu. Also how do you have a gf while being a neet loser?
Been on 4chan forever really, post/ed on a lot of boards but over time the ones I posted on most have become too spammy or political and I feel comfy here
>>28039454
probably going to eat some poptarts and wait for my dad to get home so we can watch celebrity juice together
>>28041868
That's why people get butthurt about me, I have the best of both worlds so they try to make themselves belive I must be unhappy in some way because it kills them to know someone got it right and it will never be them.
>>28039523
How is Harry desu? Is that a bible I see on your desk?
>>28041937
Yes it is, the Lord is my shepherd :^)
>>28039372
Second for
>>28041950
Good to hear.
Lads I am a little bit upset. I do not like any vidya anymore, what is wrong with me? I used to be able to spend a whole day playing one game and now I don't like any of them.
>>28039454
Already had breakfast and picked up prescriptions from doctors, then 6 hours of work followed by half-weekly shop at the supermarket followed by crying because I'm now up to date with Game of Thrones. Got the weekend off though so yay.
>>28041977
get a new hobby laddo
>>28041977
I'm in between games at the moment too, I've just taken to doing other things more (shitposting etc) until I'm less burned out by games/something new catches my eye
>I will never again enjoy early minecraft
What are we watching tonight lads?
Been away so missed the last few weeks.
Also, how are you soft cunts doing? Missed you lads.
>>28042041
Demolition man iirc
>>28041337
Dont preorder memewatch. It's bad for such an expensive game. It should be free to be quite honest with you family
>>28042005
I did like it when it first came out but then it started turning the masses into autistic little man children and I lost interest.
What should I buy off amazon, so far got 8GB ram for my laptop, SSD but can't think of anything to waste my money on, have a gaming PC, ps4 and 3ds thinking of getting a mario game
>>28041673
Yeah mate green with envy at the 30 year old who plays child support, has no job, lives in a rented shithole, will probably die of lung cancer and spends his days posting photos of his desk for attention on /r9k/ and sinking pints at the local boozer
Something to aspire to
>>28042066
Get a nice samsung external hard drive (Shilling) or a nice set of speakers.
>>28041759
That looks like such a shit pub, if you're going to spend all day there at least get some nice scenery
>>28042053
Sweet, never seen it.
>>28041801
>I have no desire to own a home
Cuckold mentality
Owning your own place should be the first thing anyone aims for
>>28042080
It's my local but there are nicer looking pubs nearby... but none of them have the bitter I like or a relaxed policy about smoking joints in the beer garden
I never used to like hot drinks. But yesterday i went through about 4 cups of tea and today im having some black coffee.
I guess i just suddenly turned into an adult overnight.
>>28042131
>I just CANNOT function without my morning coffee
Not an adult, just an addict
>>28042131
It's only adult if you don't have sugar in it
Found out my local Iceland has no locks on their skips. Free food for me then,
Would you go skip dipping if you were poor?
Poleaboo has a driving lesson in 5 minutes
>>28042087
Why should I work to earn money for a house to live in when I can live in one without working?
>>28042170
We all know you'll be working again soon anyway lad.
>>28042168
Depends on how poor. How poor are you?
>>28042169
try not to film the instructor taking a shit while you're at it
>>28042169
desu kind of hoping you get in a crash
>>28042219
Too "rich" for neetbux too poor for my rent
Free food that's dented almost out of date, same stuff you'd buy in b&m bargains no reason to pass it up
>>28042168
I go dumpster diving for tech behind currys/pc world built my pc that way, also found an iphone 4s with broken screen fixed it and sold it
>>28042168
sure but not iceland
>>28042267
How can you be too rich for bennies but can't afford rent? If you're not working you get them.
>>28042321
IIRC over 6000 in your bank and you can't get bennies
>>28041638
>Every day you rent you're burning money,
Confirmed for not understanding anything about personal finance.
>>28042170
Because it's rented, you literally have no security
Your landlord can turf you out at any moment
There's honestly no better feeling than owning your own home
A man's house is his castle
>>28042336
>over 6000
You still get them, they are reduced.
Over 16,000 you don't get them. And at that much you can afford rent.
>>28042155
I said it's black fampai.
>>28042168
I used to work in a shopping center and everyone who worked at my shop would go through the cafe skips when they went to take the bins down.
It's just a waste of perfectly good food to be honest. We used to eat like kings, entire bags full of EAT sandwiches, Pastries from Pret, sweets from starbucks and costa.
All thrown away just because it has to be fresh every morning. Even managers would ask you to nick them a sarnie on your way back.
>>28042353
Seems like you're the one that doesn't understand it mate
I can understand renting if you're only in the country for a year or if you're a student but you need to get on the property ladder as soon as possivle
>>28042373
I don't think black necessarily means no sugar but I was talking more about the tea
>>28042336
Poleaboo has over 7000 in his bank and gets bennies.
>tfw they won't let me rent cause I'm a neet
Just bought infamous second son, loved the first two what am I in for? does it still have the morality aspect?
>>28042407
what bennies you on lad?
>>28042426
JSA
>>28042415
Why would you want to rent with no job? Just stay at home senpai.
How are you lads posting? sat at a desktop, comfy in bed with a laptop, from your phone?
>>28042426
I didn't like second son at all. Delsin is extremely obnoxious and the characters writing are all inconsistent. Like Delsin and his brother are needlessly antagonistic to eachother, and they way they both react to events is bizarre.
The gameplay is pretty much the same but theres alot more of those "take over this base" and "destroy this thing" throwaway missions.
The best thing about the game is Fetch. She's a really cool character and she has a cute new york accent. She should have been the main character imo.
>tfw digging up old cheese and chips from the bin that I threw away yesterday
not a great start to the day desu
>>28041728
yes weak men fall for this meme since they crave the validation of their existence and get depressed if they fail to feel relevant, responsible.
The best way for a man to cater his need for approval is to serve some woman (and some of her children) through emotional&financial support.
Men are pleased to contribute to someone else life, to support their family.
Why women are a good way to feel relevant? Because women love to be provided for and each woman will always find a man ready to please her.
THe problem for men is that they are disposable in the eyes of each woman, since all men wish to serve the few women who talk to them.
Men must thus invent several ways to please women, invention and creativity which strengthen their feeling of being worthy, relevant, in tough with reality.
Men are too impotent to find other way to feel real.
Once that the a woman replaces a man by another provider, the man gets very upset and depressed.
THis leads men to think that they are better than women, stronger, smarter and that they must built a life outside women. Some men manage to indeed built an empire, but they will always loos it for some women.
Women give meaning to men and betas, no matter how successful outside women, will always give up everything for some relationship with some woman who claim to fancy them.
>>28042484
Tl;Dr
oregano.
>>28042484
*sheathes uchigatana*
>>28042509
*rolls towards you*
>>28042459
Did you play First Light? Fetch literally IS the main character in that. Also, it's way fucking cheaper.
>>28042041
Been rewatching Mad Men recently so I'll be watching that.
>you will never be an office hotshot in the 50s/60s America
>you will never fuck around all day smoking cigarettes, slapping your secretary on the bum and drinking scotch
>you will never come home to your perfect suburbian home to see your smiling wife and a hot cooked dinner on the table
>you will never have to worry about money because your wages alone are enough to cover all of your expenses
>>28042560
i have it but i havent played it. I heard it was shit and mostly combat arenas.
>>28042524
*chugs Sunny D from Estus Flask*
>>28042580
It's 2/3 story, 1/3 arena. The story is only about 5-6 hours long, but for the low low price of free (I think it was a PS+ game at some point) or anything under 10 quid, it's solid.
Better than fucking Second Son, at any rate.
How the hell does desklad afford to rent a decent sized house and party and stuff without having a job, everyone I know on jsa is always skint but I see weed and bottles of spirits on his desk all the time
>>28042643
He gets more bennies for having a kid, child support bennies or some shit
>bait out da biggest wasteman u know
>haha oh shit it's probably dat honky anon, he spends all his time wankin off to Chinese cartoons and can't even hold a proper conversation wid a worldy u get me?
*clip of big narstie laughing*
>>28042643
He lives with his parents you goon.
>>28042655
I'm not convinced that's anywhere near enough money to cover the way he lives. I hope he gets doxxed and reported for benny fraud
>>28042745
>u get me?
I don't understand what you just said sir but I asked for a large Big Mac meal and a double cheeseburger, not your life story.
>>28042760
He probably has savings from working. He'll be back working again soon. I can guarantee it.
>>28042756
No I don't.
>>28042760
Snitches get stitches.
>>28042775
kek i was about to say the same thing, half of them look like they work in fast food
Poleaboo is back from his driving lesson
Did crossroads today, didn't understand what made them so special or different from regular junctions
Hated how my instructor kept obviously using his pedals
His instructions were bullshit too, like telling me to brake before putting the clutch down and telling me to turn gradually when I should have continued to do it at the speed I was doing it at
Mind just sorta shut down half way through the lesson, I was just wanted it over with
>Monday
>go to buy new light bulbs
>get the wrong ones (too dim)
>"whatever"
>today
>go to buy new new light bulbs
>buy a different kind of wrong one (too small)
Remember, chaps, you only fail when you try.
Poleaboo pissed his dad off sufficiently that he left
Next time he asks me to do something, I'm gonna say I need to go the hospital and then stab/cut myself
>go to mcdonalds for a cheeky bit of """"""food""""""
>it's absolutely rammed with college normies
FUCK OFF
FUCKING FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>28042932
>walking towards Subway to get some food with my insane autistic sort of friend from the psych ward
>it's jam packed with kids who just got out of school
>keep on walking
>>28042932
>can never do anything between the hours of 7-10am or 3-5pm because of fucking school children shitting the whole fucking town up.
I just wish normies would fucking die.
>>28042948
>being intimidated by 14 year olds
If you're over the age of 16 that's p embarrassing.
>>28042946
>>28042948
It's even more annoying because the college is like a 10-15 minute walk away with plenty of places to eat around it yet all the normies choose to walk into the center of town and flood every place with lines out of the fucking door. Greggs, Maccys, Burger King, KFC, Subway and all of the local places require a 10 minute wait just to get served when they show up.
>Haha lads lets go for a cheeky nandos and then go in the pub to order a coke since we can't get served but we still want to look like TOP LADS
DIE
>>28043013
Yeah come on lads get a grip
>>28043013
six formers too.
And one time some smackhead on a bike cornered me and started accusing me of staring at schoolgirls for no reason and wouldnt let me go till some massive bodybuilder came and backed me up.
But honestly its more just they shit the fucking place up. They take 9 hours to pay for their shitty fucking mars bars and nigger K&A drinks because all they have is 10p's and 20p's.
They shit up all the buses by taking up the entire back half of the bus and playing that shitty grime music. They walk in rows of 4 or more across so they block the entire pavement.
School kids are legitimately the worst normies of all.
>>28043043
I can't speak for that guy but it's not about being intimidated it's about them just being insufferable cunts to be around.
I look in plenty of places and if it is packed with 14 year olds or college kids then I wont bother going in, not because I'm scared of them, just because I'm sick of their fucking faces and shrill voices talking about nothing.
>>28042923
do it now and blame him, he won't yell at you for weeks trust me
>>28039372
whats up my nuggets, Mr. Junlad here and today I'm bringing you another amazing Junpic.
>>28039454
battlefleet gothic, filmnight and Indian takeaway.
Saw a couple today while at work (bakery).
He was about my age, mid 20s. She was in school uniform, probably year 9.
I thought about it for a bit, feeling pretty disgusted with him but then I thought for a bit longer. And what was I feeling really? It was jealousy.
How bad is that? I think I need help.
>>28039372
>tell myself I will not be sick today
>already done it five times
feel very disappointed and frustrated with myself tbqh~
>>28043104
>tfw even forgot to post my waifu
it just gets worse and worse~
Poleaboo is quite excited about the Whispers of the Old Gods expansion releasing on Tuesday in Hearthstone
not so happy though about being able to hear the call to prayer from my house
>>28043104
Are we going interrailing?
>>28043104
>>28043117
>>28043124
This is why /britfeel/ has turned to shit. We have two faggot tripfags who blogpost about selfharm but never just fucking end it.
Just do it already so i can have good /britfeel/ again you shits.
>>28043147
>just fucking end it.
soon, lad
>>28043124
>Are we going interrailing?
Well I am not opposed to the idea, could be fun. But I imagine it is rather expensive and I don't know if I would like to be alone with you in Eastern Europe, Poleaboo~
>>28043066
oi KA black grape is dank
git the fuc
>>28043168
I wouldn't trust him he'll take pictures of you or change his mind and go home or some shit
>>28041759
Reminds me of a pub I know in Bolton, pubs can be pretty similar tho
>>28043147
this, i love the stories from people like desklad, i enjoy his content but these weirdos annoy the fuck out of me, i really wish weird people would fuck off and find their own place
>>28041337
>buying cosmetics
What the fuck are you doing?
>>28043266
You're from Bolton? Which pub?
Just on my way back from visiting the grandparents, they insisted on me having a few drinks with them since it's my granda's birthday, so I'm now feeling rather jovial, was going to try and have a sensible Friday but am now thinking maybe a few pints could be a plan.
>>28042923
wat the fug lad
>>28043505
The tap, its a bit out of the way of the centre tho. Man and scythe is probably my favourite centre pub
>>28043084
>How bad is that? I think I need help.
Lad is getting PTP, that's not bad.
>>28043602
He just pecks at my head, it's bothersome
>>28043168
Don't do it lad. Poleaboo wants to rape you while you are dressed as a girl.
>>28043622
He has you for a son, can you blame him?
Be jelly.
>>28043609
I never go down that way so not familiar with it
Man and Scythe was rough last time I went in. Was donkeys years ago though so might have changed.
>>28043147
This
Sick (lol) of Tilde and his fucking waipoo and I'm sick of pakipoo and his stories about his dad and skirting boards
Fuck off the pair of you
About to drop 90 quid (110 if you want oral without protection) on this Romanian Escort.
I only really chose this one because on the interview page her shoe size is stated as size 3, pretty much the smallest I could find. I have a huge fetish for girls with pretty little feet.
Any one else have much experience with escorts? Do you think she would be weirded out by me just wanting to play with her feet and get a footjob, or she probably has seen it all before and foot fetish stuff is common. She has over 400 positive feedback reviews, so she clearly has been with ALOT of guys.
>>28043694
Pro tip: you won't be anywhere near the girl in the photo
>>28043694
I would drop so much spaghetti on a hooker. More than a real girl i think.
Like when do i take the money out? Do i hand it to her or leave it somewhere? Do i get change?
When does the time start? W-Where does Benis go? Do i smell bad? It's kind of chilly in here.
>>28043694
For me, one of the most pleasurable parts of sex is them wanting me, not just allowing me inside them so I don't think I'd enjoy an escort but that's not me looking down on those who use them, whatever floats your boat lad, just make sure she earns that cash... will she tongue your arse while wanking you off?
>>28043694
link her profile lad
>>28043685
Its a rock type pup it's not really rough. Where do you go?
Didn't go in to uni today because my manufacturing lecturer can't speak any English.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8u84d7nY8pQ
>>28043709
Pretty sure it's the same girl mate. She has over 400 positive reviews on her profile.
>>28043731
Hand over the money pretty much as soon as you're shown to the room, in an envelope exact amount.
>>28043732
>will she tongue your arse while wanking you off?
She has "rimming" on her profile so I guess so
>>28043694
>90 quid
Just go to a European country like Czech Rep, Ukraine, Bulgaria and you can get a 9/10 model to fuck you for about 50 quid all in, even cheaper if you risk using a street hooker.
Poleaboo is considering getting an xtra spicy burger meal from Arizonas
>>28043759
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=2429517&Keywords=anya&KeySearch=1&TargetURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eadultwork%2Ecom%2FSearch%2Easp
>>28043799
Give a it a bash lad, I've only had 1 girl willing to do it (she did it without being asked) and I found it rather pleasant
>>28043774
I don't drink anymore so I don't go anywhere. My pub days are long gone.
Nice to see someone else from this town though.
>>28043731
>Always sort out money beforehand.
>Small talk.
>Tell you to wash, shows you shower, etc.
>Tell you to get undressed and get on the bed. Then leaves for a moment.
>Comes back in with you laying nekked on bed.
>Does benis stuff.
>To be continued
Source: Couple of my friends are into escorting.
Should i take up the guitar?
tfw off work and can actually read through all of the shitposts in this thread for once. pretty comfy
>>28043843
You didn't tell me where Benis goes.
>>28043843
Your mates are escorts? Bit grim mate.
>>28042087
>>28042170
falling for the mortgage jew
house prices are not what they were in the 80's
enjoy being a debt slave
>>28043877
Either way you're paying out to someone else, may as well own your home whilst you're at it
>>28043889
And pay all the fees involved and the upkeep.
Might as well set your money on fire unless you plan to live there for 5+ years
>>28043866
meh, not all of my friends are exclusively into escorting. Had one close friend that got into it, got to know some of her "work" friends through her.
They all seem happy enough with their line of work. Good pay, get to chose clients, etc.
>>28043862
Benis goes in mooey.
My dads testing a new bbq tonight should be fun, what are you lads having for tea?
>reading reports on that hooker
"Anya is always discreet and easy to find. Never feel uncomfortable at all. Parking available nearby."
Thank fuck he told us about the parking facilities, eh lads?
>>28043909
Are you stupid? So you'd rather live in a rented property than somewhere you could have the prospect of ownimg? True cuckold mentality desu
You realise you can sell a house and pay off a mortgage right? You don't have to stay there until it's paid off
>>28043937
lamb chops and chips.
>tfw ran out of peas
>>28043946
escort reviews always mention parking, not sure why
>>28043946
>Thank fuck he told us about the parking facilities, eh lads?
Jokes aside though. I went to see an Escort at the Holiday in a few months back, I've been there to see girls before and didn't notice that they had recently started charging to use their car park.
Got a 60 quid parking ticket from parking Eye in the mail a couple weeks later, so that hooker winded up costing me almost 200 quid for an hour.
Good to know the parking situation.
>>28043951
You're a moron. It makes sound financial sense to rent rather than buy if you don't plan to stay there long term.
I love this shit. You have mongs who think they're intelligent for thinking "rent is burning money lolol" so they carry on actually burning their money and thinking they're intelligent because of it.
Do 20 minutes of rent vs buy reading. Educate yourself. Or continue living in ignorance like the good Jews want you to.
>>28043816
You fat bastard. All you do is eat takeaways every other day. You're going to get fat if you're not careful.
>>28043889
Anyone with decent financial sense would move the fuck away from England asap after uni if your intention is to buy a place to live
Highest housing prices in Europe and average wages barely above Germany
>tfw uncle got me a 28k a year office job
should i take it lads? i liked being neet desu. its simple admin work though and uncle is going to be my boss so he'll take it easy on me
>>28044061
how much are you getting a year being neet?
>>28044068
zero, i was on jsa for a bit but didn't like dealing with the job centre cunts so signed off
>>28044061
No, you should let someone that deserves it get it.
>>28044078
go for it anon, you'll be able to move out and buy things you want
>>28044088
yep, i really like the idea of moving out. fuck it, i'll take it
>>28044079
sorry for not having a trash family lad
>>28044113
glad to hear your doing it, just think about how comfy it'll be working an easy job and having your own flat/house start thinking about how you'll design it -- it's the only thing that motivates me to keep going
>>28039372
Yuno is the top girl desu senpai.
>>28044013
I said that there's no point in buying if you're there for a short period of time you fucking fool
>>28044139
>having your own flat/house
I'll never live in another flat, fucking hate having neighbours. Can't wait to finally sell this place and get a detached house.
Problem is though I haven't really looked after the place and it needs a few grands worth of work. But it's a 100% mine though and should sell for 200k
Im gonna get fired today rip /comfy/ call center job.
>>28044195
>/comfy/
>call center job
No.
Poleaboo bought that Xtra spicy burger meal (chips and coke)
Saw 3 black people
Mostly whites but only 1 qt girl
>>28044015
I know but it gives me something to do, gets me outside and if I skip tea I can balance the calories
>>28043801
>flights
>accommodation
>Hassle
Think I'll just pay the extra 40 quid and stay in England
Where should I wank lads, Costa toilet or the shopping center toilet?
>>28044224
Why do you always count how many black/brown/white people you see when you go outside? that's kind of strange
>>28044245
>Where should I wank lads, Costa toilet or the shopping center toilet?
Why does it have to be in the toilet? just bust one out down the cereal isle.
>>28044249
he wishes he was white, he hates non whites.
Just ate a whole 100g bar of chocolate in one go. I'm a shameful human being.
>>28044249
It's just something to note, something to observe while outside
Yo brits could you please answer this for me.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10016167
Personally I hope Britain will lead the way to the destruction of the EU but I want to get the general consencus here
Niggas dun kno bout the state of comfy a heavy dose of oxy and smidge of valium to the cranium will enable
They call me noddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d_b4vDrAlk
>>28044277
This is why I only buy single bars and not the large blocks, because I know I won't be able to stop myself just eating the lot
>>28044277
kek mate that's nothing. A few hours ago after lunch I ate 100g galaxy bar, four mars bars and 3 packets of crisps. All washed down with 2 500ml bottles of coke. I'm still going to have dinner .
Being neet is dangerous, all I do is eat while staying mostly still.
>>28044303
eat a dick noddy
https://youtu.be/H4UtBYUMVJk
>>28044299
I saw some survey say in us winning, probably because of the hardcore shilling everyones been doing.
>>28044321
do you clean yourself with a rag on a stick m8
>>28044299
>thinking we have a choice
>>28044338
I've have used piss bottles at night when i can't be arsed to go to the toilet. I need a job badly.
>>28042005
I'm pretty sure the application supports early versions of the game
>>28044328
yeah the fear mongering is absolutely crazy. I mean they do it en every country. In sweden it's "the Russians that will get us" if we leave in Britain it's "we won't be able to trade with big powers and we won't have an influence in the world".
it's all pure bullshit but some people buy it
>>28044339
as Farage said if this thing is stolen it will only help to make the EU crumble from within. already the european population dislikes the EU.
Also this poll is just to see what you guys think
>>28044061
>offering a neet 28k for basic admin office work
What in the fuck, is your uncle the CEO?
>>28044321
>>28044277
Poleaboo is glad to read these posts
When he was a student he would eat 10 packs of crisps for dinner
Decided to call in at my mam's bar for a few snakebites, a wise decision I feel. Might have to go for a few more once I get home.
>>28044475
i reckon you're a right fatty bum bum
>>28044461
not ceo but he is on the board of directors
Thread is busier than usual. Must be all the normies having that Friday feeling.
>It's another day where I have either a ham sarnie or cereal for dinner
REEEEE
>>28042455
I call this station Gurbo it has not paid for the privileged of posting on /r9k/ but the feels reside in a request with an attached dank meme! nope.
>find out a girl likes me
>apparently she's a massive slag though
>probably a roastie to boot
Ah well, guess I'll be keeping hold of that virginity still
>>28044495
I'll give you sucky suck if you hook me up.
>>28044534
At least buy yourself some cheap meat and bread that tastes nice.
What cereal, hungrylad?
Poleaboo post a picture of what that burger looks like.
>move to manchester
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FUCKING NIGGERS?
Like this is literally niggersville, I dunno about the outer parts(filled with hicks fucking their sisters) but central manchester has to be like 50% blacks.
fuck this place is horrible, they outnumber pakis, pajeets and orientals by a huge margin.
>>28044534
>tfw I realised that I have had exactly the same lunch the last 5 days in a row
reee
>>28044554
Who told you this, Anon?
>>28044483
I used to be fat as fuck when I was younger but now I'm sort of between chubby and fat
>>28044571
>Being suprised a relevant city in England is dominated by non-whites
First day here, Rasheed?
>>28044556
sorry lad, he only did it for me because my dad pressured him into it. don't think he'll be happy if i start asking him to help random internet friends get jobs too
>>28044582
>chubby and fat
So a fatty then, you should drink less pints lad.
>>28044321
Todays count
-Two 12 inch turkey baguettes
-2 packs of cheese doritos
-Crunchie bar
-Pack of Quavers
-3 Mini twister lollies and a rocket lolly
Pork chops for late dinner
>>28044628
Good on ya mate, enjoy the food, it's the one thing we have.
>>28044593
england cities should be filled with pakis and pajeets, not niggers.
those fucks are far worse than any other non-white,
>>28044582
>I'm sort of between chubby and fat
That's called fat.
>>28044628
>>28044321
>>28044277
This is why we're the fattest country in Europe
>>28044656
>t. pajeet serving faeces laden vindaloo
>>28044610
Why? I'm happy with my body
>>28044656
Better not go to london town then senpai
>>28044675
where'd you nick the fucking slotto
>>28044687
I'm in my mam's bar
>>28044656
Kissing my teeth in your direction
Rasclart
>>28044675
Are snakebites nice?
>>28044567
Already ate it.....and the chips....and the coke
