i'm fucked
>be me, 27 NEETfag
>live with my mom, small apartment
>comes into my room, tells me her laptop died and she needs to use mine
>luckily I'm facing towards the door so she can't see the loli thread I was browsing on /b/
>close thread real quick, ask what she needs it for
>"I need to google up some stuff about my massage therapy license"
>Mom is a massage fag, works on old people
>Needed to get it renewed or some shit idk
>I give her the laptop, tell her to be quick
>Starts typing, almost immediately stops
>Just stares at the screen
>"What? What's wrong?"
>She sets the laptop down and walks away
>Very confused
>Pick up laptop
>Auto filled on google "mother son incest creampie"
>Oh
>Fuck
>Run out of the house
>come back a few hours later, she's gone
>She came back earlier, hasn't said a word to me
What do I do I'm so fucking fucked she's religious and shit too
>>28039108
>not just setting up a guest account for her
You dumb, you really really dumb.
>>28039108
>doesnt use incognito
>lets mom borrow laptop
LEL fuck off normie
All these years I've been merely pretending to be an abnormie.
I'm not a virgin
I don't know tfw no gf
I don't even know what the fuck REEEEEEEEEEE even means
Why did you search that? did you see your mom in another way?
>>28039108
no way this is real
please, please be real
go tell her how you really feel
>>28039108
>Not having her use another browser at the very least
No sympathy familia
the only thing to do now is look her in the eyes and tell her that you and her were meant to be and fuck your mommies pussy hard boy
cream in that bitch
Just go to the psych eval, I'm sure you'll be fine. Don't try to talk to her about it. She doesn't want to ever talk about it.
>>28039108
>creampie
Nastiest word used in porn desu
>>28039108
>giving your mom your computer
you fucked up bad
>>28039266
if it's not real, it just makes OP a douche for writing that all up
You deserve it for having normie fetishes
>inb4 it isn't normie
>>28039108
>He doesn't browse privately
>He lets others touch his computer
>He doesn't put it on hibernate with a password on while he's away
shiggy
Even if this is a fake story anybody and I mean ANYBODY who doesn't do the following deserves whatever they get
>rummage through mom's panty drawer when she's not home
>jack off while smelling her bras and panties from the laundry baskets
>she's too scared to confront me about it
>probably thankful that I'm getting my orgasm fix instead of going out like Elliot rodger
looks like its her problem for being to sensitive OP, she should just get over herself.
>>28039108
>What do I do I'm so fucking fucked she's religious and shit too
Okay, well no matter what, you're in trouble. But we can lighten the amount quite a bit.
What you do is, you find your sexy fucking wanna deep throat her mom, and you sit her down calmly WITHOUT GRABBING ANY TIT and explain that it's not what she thinks.
Explain that you've just always kinda wanted to fuck her from behind.
She'll no doubt be flattered at this point, but still quite hesitant to indulge these taboo desires brewing inside her.
So this is what you do to seal the deal on the woman who gave birth to you and taught you how to walk.
Say "Look mommy, I gotsta get the cummies out."
INSTANTLY, her motherly instincts will kick in, and before you know it, she'll be on her hands and knees, taking your dick, balls deep, like someone not fucking their son.
>>28039338
no it isnt.
"scat" and "boipussy" are
>he doesn't use firefox with history disabled on GNU/Linux with startpage/ixquick
You made your bed, now lie in it.
