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>Anon, it says here on your boyfriend application that you've
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>Anon, it says here on your boyfriend application that you've never had a girlfriend, care to explain?
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>>28036112
I've never had a girIfriend
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>>28036112
I have though
Assuming you count a middle school relationship that lasted a month and barely got past hand holding
At least I'm not kissless
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>>28036112
is this a boyfriend application thread?
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>>28036112
I'm lying. Doot doot doot
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>>28036132
>The requirements clearly state you need at least 10 previous relationships and 5 positive references from ex girlfriends
>What do you mean you've never had a gf
>haha what a loser!
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>>28036112
how do bf applications work? are they like college applications? do I have to write essays and submit standardized test scores?
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I don't date non-virgins, too bad there are none of those anymore. JUST
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>>28036233
What's the required cum-to-dumb ratio for the latest 7/10 qt?
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>>28036233
I think I could easily get two positive references, and if I hunted down some people, I could get up to five references.

Couldn't you just say you've had ten relationships? Also, I think if you've had ten relationships end, that would be more a reason of concern than a positive? What kind of woman would want a guy with such a record of serial monogamy?
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>>28036263
You send your bf resume and hope they'll call you back, the first interview is usually via phone.
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>>28036281
The latest 5 dick cumdumpster is the new qt virgin. Adapt to the current times.
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>>28036153
i relate to this, anon

who else /neverhadarealrelationshipbutnotkissless/ here?
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Honestly that's just me being modest. I have hundreds of hours experience on dating sims and have read upwards of five articles on dating. Most people who date do it mindlessly and never really learn anything.

I've used my time to become an expert
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I'm not a virgin but I do fuck hookers and whores. Plus it's faster to get naked now than complain.

>women
>having a relationship ever
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>>28037015
>I have hundreds of hours experience on dating sims and have read upwards of five articles on dating.
I feel like I've seen a reaction-autism screenshot of something similar.

Either way, I'll laugh at your autism.
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>>28036153
>>28036976
I have finally found my brothers.

After trying the demo version I realised it wasn't worth paying for the full experience. Who /triesbeforehebuys/ here?
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