>He said it was the only gift he received.
KEK A DUCK
i don't get it. is it supposed to be funny or something
I didn't ask for these feeIs, OP
Dindu muffin
I didn't expect to feel these things.
>>28035369
Negatory. He also got sweet, white, loli punnany afterwards.
>>28035369
>that last comment
>>28035420
I had to wipe milk off of my phone thanks to you
Fuck you in the best way possible
>>28035478
Jaden Smith seems to think it's legit though.
>>28035369
Heartwarming. A lot of kids really like trashmen for some reason.
>that young and already lusting for BBC
>5 years later
>girls walking down the street
>car screeches up to her and a guy points a gun at her head and tells her to get in
>she starts to back up and he screams"get the fuck in or I'll kill you"
>milliseconds later his car is eviscerated by a giant garbage truck that rams into him
>the garbage man smiles at her and waves while the car with the would be abductor is lifted up by the claw and thrown into the compactor
>the absuctor screams and tries to escape but his legs are broken and he is compacted
>ITT we post the same thread in multiple boards
>>28035576
It's actually a pretty decent job from what I hear. Good pay, good benefits, veteran/felon friendly, etc.
>>28035643
damn ogMan right in the feels
>>28035630
That went a different way than I expected. KEK
>>28035643
What's his last name? I need sauce on this guy
>>28035643
>implying /pol/ and /r9k/ aren't basically the same thing
>>28035369
He was probably lying to humour her. I bet he jokingly said "you're the only one who remembered my birthday!!" and the retarded soccer mom thought he was serious. Before she banged him and then made this memeI'm kidding this clearly never happened at all
>>28035616
Lmao i knew someone would post that
What is it with whites and their fascination with garbage disposal? Is it an ingrained superiority complex?
Apparently the kid in this photo was overcome with emotion and started crying. He wanted to show off his toy truck to his heroes.
Should these be treated as microaggressions?
>>28035756
>>28035861
If you go on his facebook there are people who were liking it and wishing him happy birthday, they just didn't know because he didn't tell them (according to comments on his post)
>>28036193
Garbage trucks are the most interesting vehicles on the road, because they actually have machinery in them that does something.
>>28035413
They basically stole this story, In my area there was the same story on the news except it was a little boy.
>>28035369
>Ay bby gurl hit me up when u 18
>>28036193
i liked garbage trucks when I was a kid. Like construction vehicles, but one that came to my fucking house once a week.
>>28036252
Sounds like me.
I would rather have the day pass normally than have everyone pretend they care.
>>28035420
I love these kinds of word plays
>>28035861
here's a screencap from his fb. Im actually really happy for him
>>28036193
when I was 4 I got to ride in a cement mixer, shit was awesome
we should really do more stuff like this to get kids to go into service professions and trades
>>28035576
Because they aren't jaded yet, they see the trash man as this magical guy who comes and does the awesome job of taking your trash away. When we get older we get bitter and swallow the big pill of reality, we see them as some loser without any education. A failure.
in the end, garbage men are just guys who keep society running by not doing the prettiest, but most mandatory job. Children still whole heartily appreciate their work. I wanna go back, growing up fucking sucks sometimes (read: all the time).
>>28036364
For a second i thought you meant actually inside the spinning mixer i was like wtf
>>28036387
>mfw a Starbucks barista roastie looks down on a garbage man who makes 6 as much as her
>>28036387
Black men working hard at honest jobs treated as the lowest of the low
No wonder the contempt for the system, the desire to gain wealth outside of it (drug trade, prostitution)
>>28036498
atualy starbucks is also a decent job. dem bennies and once you're established as a well trained and good employee you can move where you like and have a job on day one.
>>28036498
In the big cities, they wouldn't even be caught dating a plumber, carpenter, construction worker, or other "low prestige" profession. Rather date a completely broke art school kid
No matter if the man's salary is considerably above average. And tradesmen can make a lot of money, especially if they buy their own equipment and go into business for themselves
One of the reasons hypergamy is fueled. Watching Sex and the City won't get you laid, but it will give you insight into the female mind. They want alpha chad bankers and lawyers, or 9/10 bad boy musicians or criminals.
Anything to brag about
>>28036337
Good for him. At least someone could be happy out there.
>>28036273
Jesus christ
what kind of crippling narcissism could cause someone to fabricate such a story? They even had the girl go out and give the cupcake to him. I bet neither had a fucking clue. They just said "Go give the trashman the cupcake" took a photo and milked it for internet attention.
I'm dying.
>>28036337
>Julius made it brahs
>>28036273
Propaganda in the US is next level shit. Makes WWII stuff look like child's play.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8L7bdwVaA
>>28036193
>started crying
Lol nigger it was because of the smell, he didn't expect his "heroes" to smell that much
Jesus Christ check your internet fake facts
>>28036599
>tfw I work for the IRS
I'm fucked, aren't I?
>>28036907
You'll be a good provider :) remember tomorrow is girls' night out!
>>28035525
Friendly reminder that everyone hates you
>>28036907
Cultivate some interesting hobbies.
>>28036763
feels pretty good actually
>>28036825
Gotta keep the economy going somehow mang. Moar spending means more people getting paid.
>>28036825
you can tell the economy is fucked when shilling reaches this level
>>28035478
>freshly out of heaven
Heresy.
>>28036956
My long term-goal is to work for the SEC, would that qualify as an interesting job? My hobbies and interests won't help me in the slightest when it comes to getting a gf.
>>28036337
The idea of an empty apartment and a shit job is kinda depressing tbqh
>>28035369
coal burners, when will they learn
>>28035630
way to go anon, instead of going the easy racist route you actually made it creative
>>28036193
Proper garbage disposal leads to cleanliness.
Whites love cleanliness.
Even moreso when a niggers doing the cleaning for them.
>>28035420
so retarded it's funny
>>28037079
If you're good and important enough at your IRS or SEC job, you can go private sector and make an easy $200,000+. Just be extra
Banks are cutting jobs like mad everywhere tho, current year. Google "bank job cuts"
Cousin of mine did a poli sci major and went to law school for corporate law. She's hoping to get hired in the TPP play, she has access to it and she's studying that shit religiously. It's a big risk, that shit might not even get passed
One of my favorite books is "My Life as a Quant" by Emanuel Derman. Smart as fuck south african Jew who started out in the physics world, did academia, did private research (at Bell Labs nonetheless), said fuck it, I don't get paid enough, reneged to Wall Street and made mad money as a banker. Bond quant to be specific. There's a section where he describes his fellow former scientists' feels to him selling out and his justifications are glorious, he made it from South Africa to NYC which is also cool
>>28035369
>this fucking social media virtue signalling
I can't quite put my finger on why, but this social media feelgood shit really rubs me the wrong way. I think it's because it comes across as so forced, so fake.
Normies can't just see or experience a nice thing and have it as a nice memory. Instead they (usually) witness a nice thing being done, take a photo and post it on their FB or whatever so everyone else can give their status update likes, and compete to see who can write the most sickly sweet description of how good it makes them feel.
>someone takes a seemingly emotional photo of a cop buying a homeless guy lunch or something
>"every1 shuld see this, itll restore ur faith in humanty"
>"im a grown man and literally crying in front of my computer right now"
>"this just shows theres goodness inside every human being, love u all"
>after writing the comment they walk home from work, going past several homeless guys, trying not to look at them
Fucking insincere garbage.
WE WUZ MUFFINZ AND SHIIEEET
>>28037469
You're supposed to keep an image.
I came straight out with it once - fuck work, I don't like working, bro let me buy a beer, I'm just biding my time until I get kicked out, school is bullshit (I went to a good university, too), I have no fucking moral compass, our mayors are corrupt, the whole speech
It was not well received
You're supposed to be a Good Guy doing Good Things. Note that this is not necessarily a nice guy.
Speak your true opinions and get slammed
Just b urself ^:)
>>28036599
If you look a bit older, the situation reverses. You can get a girlfriend by saying you're a garbageman, but not by saying you're a student.
>>28037469
faux altruism is the bane of western civilization
not even kidding, facebook moms will be our downfall
>>28037145
Crab bucket mentality tbqh.
>>28037534
Yeah, I get why they need to keep up their faggot image. I guess I can't stand that kind of mass insincerity, and then people think I'm weird for not having a facebook because I'm not participating in their shitty falseness and hypocrisy.
>>28037663
Not just facebook, literally nothing good has come out of social media. It's only a tool for advertising, echo chambers, and social media witch hunt dramas.
>>28037209
>Proper garbage disposal leads to cleanliness.
>Whites love cleanliness.
lol no, proper garbage disposal leads to not another medieval episode
she's like five and already thirsting for BBC
>>28036337
>dragonball nigger
>>28038062
Is there suddenly something wrong with liking Dragon ball?
>>28035630
'he is compacted'
>>28036193
Because when you're a kid that shit is dope plain and simple. When I was a little white nig trains where the sickest thing around...now it's tit fucking, trump and slaving at college.
>>28035420
Genius
Holy shit
Feelgood story thanks anon.
At a certain age, you stop getting anything for your birthday and it just becomes another trip around the sun.
>>28038245
Liking dragon Ball z is the ultimate pleb filter. It's pure nostalgia goggles.
>>28035369
>>28035420
That doesn't look like a nigger. Just a regular black man being productive
>>28035369
>He said it was the only gift he received.
I mean, once you start aging past your early-mid twenties people stop buying you gifts for your birthdays. Aging doesn't mean shit once you're officially an adult.
>>28037020
They could stop printing fake money to fund overseas corporate-globalist imperialism.
That might help a little.
You want to know an easy way to spot someone younger than 20 on here?
They say this: >>28038973
>>28039053
>being mad that I'm right
Try re watching it bud. It's a chore.
>>28037861
They didnt have proper garbage disposal for the most part so the cities became sickeningly filthy and breeding grounds for disease, as we see with some third world situations.
Your post seems alittle redundant or one of us is missing the point. Probably me since im pretty retarded but i feel confident.
>>28035630
That really cracked me up. I think I need to go to bed.
>>28039082
I have. multiple times. I'm actually keeping up with DB Super as well.
>inb4 hurr durr then ur autistic
>>28039082
not the other anon but
>hur dur /a/ told me dragon ball is bad anime
>hur dur le dank memes
>time to spread my ideological AIDS
>>28039146
You probably are autistic to watch a show that moves at a snails pace
>>28038994
guten tag redditor
>>28039153
I watched it growing up look me the rest of you. It's just a boring show
>>28039175
I had no idea someone's enjoyment of a show causes them to become subhuman if they don't agree with your opinions
>>28039277
When did i call you subhuman? I said pleb.
>>28036337
Top fucking kekkarot
>>28035630
why the fuck did i find this funny, im too racist to find this funny.
>>28039005
I'm 33, my friends and I give each other gifts
>>28036478
That mental image tho...
Its funny how they say that this little girl isin like a guiding light of humanity. This man almost definitely knows various people and aa few of those people have to know when his birthday is. Those in thethe know of his bday are a bigger group and thus show the dire situation of selfishness that we're in.
>>28036271
>implying
trash trucks a shit
>>28035630
>he is compacted
fuggin' kek
>>28035369
>souls come from heaven
>children are smart for soliciting groids
haha
>>28035369
Of course it was. He left for work early in the morning. Who gives a gift at 6am?
>>28036337
Good luck garbage negro
>>28035420
T-TZHAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>28036903
This response is just sad
>>28035369
>the last comment
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28038382
buttrains are still the sickest thing around
>>28036508
they aren't treated that badly
>>28035369
>some faggot uses it as an opportunity to shove jesus's cock down everyone's throat
theist genocide when?
>>28035525
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you aren't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>28035630
just take my moneyand my feels
>>28036337
Nice to see, good luck blackbot
>>28038062
Have you ever met a black guy who doesn't love DBZ?
>>28035630
>"Just takin' out the trash"
>>28043051
either you're trying to find something other than the shitty news of the world or you're autistic. or both. either way, that's how that is, pham.
>>28043111
lol nice, new copypasta
>>28037716
not really.
peddling false platitudes is a bad idea. he's looking forward to his job, good for him.
while i relish the idea of leaving my parents house, a job would just make me more depressed.
>>28036498
>>28036599
i can't comprehend this kind of thing in women.
a NEET looking down on the employed, you can make a case for - effort to reward ratios, that kind of thing.
but someone working in a shitty service sector job of dubious social worth and status looking down on someone else with a job of slightly higher worth (and often better pay.) and equally dubious social status? fuck right off.
black, white, asian, hispanic who gives a fuck, this picture is heartwarming regardless
>>28039031
>printing fake money
I resent that.
Nobody prints fake money, that's just stupid. What a waste of paper. It's all created and moved around electronically these days.
>>28036271
>>28041866
I think any kind of specialty vehicles are cool, as is any kind of industrial machinery.
I used to build race cars for a living (well, really it was converting road cars into race cars), and I miss getting to play with welders and saws and CNCs and plasma cutters and stuff all day. I don't know if there's anything as satisfying as taking a bunch of raw metal and turning it into something badass.
>>28036599
>>28046745
This stuff really pisses me off because it's so widespread. You see females who are English, Art, Media or Drama majors refusing to date guys who study politics or guys who work as train drivers despite them making much more in terms of salary. Women really only seem to care about showing off to others whilst not applying these high standards to themselves.
>>28037469
>>28037663
>tfw autist
>tfw virtue signalling "friend" was the last thing to push me over the line into having no hope for the future.
the last thing you should ever do is tell an autist you want to be friends, even after repeated attempts on said autists part to give you a "polite" exit strategy where you could tell the truth without losing faith, when you're just fucking virtue signalling. jesus chirst, who are you trying to impress, nobody was even there to watch you.
i swear, it's fucking ingrained in people at this stage. they'll pull virtue-signalling lies even when they're signalling to you and lying to you at the same time, PROTIP: I'M NOT FUCKING DORY, I'M GOING TO REMEMBER.
>>28036825
Sweet fucking jesus, American TV, man.
>>28035525
Hey, I know these people will be dicks for phoneposting, but just remember there is no reason why it's bad, so don't worry.
My dad's a garbage man and can barely speak English, kek, but the pay is good
