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>people start to recognize your posts
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>>28035321
>haven't been called out by name on r9k yet
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Are you third world shithole colombian guy?
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>>28035556
HOW THE FUCKING FUCK
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>>28035584
>>28035556
not sure if witnessing the HABBEDING or an elaborate ruse
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>>28035556
>>28035584
If it makes you feel any better, I have no idea who the fuck you are.
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>>28035556
No. I'm the guy who likes panties.
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>>28035321
Are you the cyoa guy who called cyoas choice threads?
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>>28035584
I've called you out before because I recognized your overuse of the phrase "third world shithole" like come on dude it's too easy

I spend way too much time on this board I'm starting to recognize anonymous posters send help
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>>28035321
>tfw say the same stories every greentext time
>both
>no one has ever noticed
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Who knows who I am?
Hint: I'm not a tripfag
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>>28035321
>tfw this has never happened to me
>>28035556
No, this is Patrick.
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>>28036078
Are you that black guy that posts shirtless pictures of himself on here sometimes?
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>>28035321
I'm watching u :^)
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>that feel when you have one hater who says the same shit every time you post your waifu
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>>28035321
>>28035556
samefag

originale
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>feel when have been on omegle several times over the years, and still have never been posted or recognized as a frequent browser guy

Fate worse than being chad or being super ugly fuck. At least they get screenshotted.
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>tfw your English is bad so people probably recognizes you by your grammatical errors
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>tfw it seems like multiple people are posting passive aggressive comments directly at you even though you didn't even post anything

4chan's really just some gangstalking website where people log your IP and plan personal attacks on you on IRC or something huh?
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>>28036646
>posting a picture of me
>the way that post is written
>gangstalking
>IR fuking C

I think. I don't know what to make of this, its like
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Who am I?

Hints: hot state, physics, extreme autism.
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>tfw I'm the anon who posts the suicide hotline number on an hero threads
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>>28036718
kill yourself, please.

No surprise this isn't original.
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>>28036709
you think I got a little case of the schizo?
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>there exist AI that can identify you online by your vocabulary and grammar with 95% accuracy
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>>28036756
If I did that I'd have to post the suicide hotline number in muh own thread
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>>28036798
>tfw am all of those
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>>28036078
A-are you t-the one I've b-been dreaming about anon-kun?
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>>28036843
yeah I match up with most schizo symptoms too, though I try to tell myself I don't really have it even though sometimes it's so incredibly vivid and heart racingly real
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>people start to, and then cease recognizing your posts

I totally forgot about this but I was looking at the archive and in 2014 people used to start threads with pictures of my face.
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>>28035321
>Who am I?
>you'll never guess
>a memester bard
>who does jest

>spreading shit post
>all day long
>dank memes to you!
>Now hit this bong

420
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>>28036812
This is not real right. Please tell me its not real
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>tfw I'm the lonely, socially repressed and severely depressed guy
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>>28036941
Why? Are you that ugly?
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>>28036957
So you're every r9k user ever?
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pls guess who i am
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>>28035321
>>28035321

Forensic Linguistics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forensic_linguistics
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNZrq2iK87k

Do you type in a certain manner? Use too many (parentheses) or ellipses...? Use semicolons to make yourself sound smarter? Have short, choppy, and dumb-sounding sentences? Regularly bust out complex 50+ word verbal behemoths with perfect grammar and punctuation?

Are there certain non-mainstream words you're fond of? Lurid phrases, inside jokes?

Any of these can be used to identify you.

Government agencies (and some corporations) have entire floors of buildings reserved for nothing more than making a permanent log of everything ever posted on the internet, and applying algorithms to sort and filter it all. This is how literal "red flags" are generated, which lead to certain individuals being placed on no-fly lists - and they themselves aren't even aware of this until they actually buy tickets and try to fly somewhere.

To be honest, though, nobody really gives a shit about you (or me). It's still there, just don't become anyone important, like a minister or a CEO of a major corporation.
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>>28036957
I bet you're also the guy who posts >tfw no gf
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>>28036991
It's called stylometrics, bud
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>>28036991
I wouldnt say that i type in a specific or easily identifiable manner, but what if such a person would actually try to buy a plane ticket?

I also doubt that they track people on here, it wouldnt be financially sustainable.
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nobody is going to recognize me
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>>28035321

Thankfully you don't recognize me even though I post on here no less than 3 x a day.

I might be YOUR high school teacher BWAHAHAHA
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>>28035321
Your post are not anonymous. Mods can obviously tell anons apart.
And since this is 4chan, I'm pretty sure mods have a fun time cross-identifying posters across different boards.
Their irc must be a lot of fun.
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>>28035321
>>28035584
I still have your naked photos, anon.
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>>28038496
>mfw mad shitskin mod/janitor on /r9k/ knows some personal information of mine and makes threads to try and trigger me.
>mfw he samefags the fuck out of his thread

Its creepy but also sad at the same time. I may not like him, but that pretty much proves that he's earned his place as the janitor/mod here
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>>28038568
Funny how "privacy" is violated more often on an anonymous imageboard than on the all mighty devil Google and Facebook.
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>only tripfags recognize my posts
At least openly.
Feels pretty nostalgic.
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The bone structure guy. Who always blames everything wrong in his life on having an ugly bone structure.
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>>28039466
What post are these?
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>>28039640
shhhh, don't anon.....
they'll come, they always come
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Thats why I change file names of my reaction images

and I also alter details of stories i tell
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>>28039640
Nothing I can link to (out of archive). But they're quite wordy.
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>>28039666
What are the post usually about? nicetrips
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>>28039694
Depends on the topic of the thread obviously. But I frequently hit the 2k char limit.
Mainly it's about relationships and things you can argue about. Feels don't appeal to me well.
I've done a few greentexts but I tend to avoid that. I've considered using that as an alternative short format but it doesn't work well.

Rarely get replies.
Oh and there was that fembot autism thread, that girl wasn't me. Kinda surprised to see another poster writing that much.
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>>28035701
Do you remember me darling?
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>>28035701
Thank you based panties guy, for the pictures I've been given
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I've been recognized at different times for posting about masks and or my husbando.
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>>28035321
Yeah, it really sucks
Everyone always assumes I'm stupid because they couldn't comprehend an old argument and just goes off topic whenever they see me
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>>28036812

google, right?
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>heart starts racing whenever you see her posts
>coming here rarely because you dont want to come through as a stalker
>always end up sad

im stupid
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>>28036991
that's why I vary my grammar, punctuation etc. Mainly to do the opposite of what tripfags do.
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