Robot Victories
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>in law class, time for debate on abortion
>working with chad on the pro choice side
>obviously going up against christians
>one is an ugly girl with stacy personality
>the other seems like a serial killer
>i come up with a great line and chad gives me the confidence to deliver it
>as both sides sit down and are getting ready i say
>''i'm gonna make you wish you were never born''
>their fucking faces
>debate ensues
>everybody in the class, and i mean literally everyone, 100%, vote for our side
>chad actually took a picture of the board
maybe i'll repost later with the pic. Felt like a god though.
Well done OP :)
Posting the pic would be swell.
>>28034438
long ass time ago but ok
>get vidya for xbox as payment from friend
> have no xbox, ask my cousin if I can borrow his
>he says yes
>go over a few days later
>He tells me not to because he's "busy"
>Do it anyway because I couldn't give a fuck less and have 0 respect for him
>Hear suspicious noise from his room
>that's what he was doing ok whatever
>go to TV, pull out xbox
>hear a female moaning
>o
>look over, see sunglasses I remember a total HNNNG/10 was wearing last time I was there
>well lucky him then
>begin to unplug xbox slowly and make as little noise as possible
>remember that I have a bundle of firecrackers in my pocket
>see door is cracked open
>mischievouspepe.jpg
>decide not to, let him have this
>almost done getting this thing into my bag
>noise is getting loud and violent as fuck
>o
>"An-Anon can ha-have my Xbox I'll be better off g-g-g-getting this" (she laughs)
>now NOW you done fucked up
>sneak up to door
>light bundle and slip it through
>run out door
>BANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANGBANG
>WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK *female scream*
>mfw I walk out of there without even looking back
>>28034438
hellish
>>28034702
kek, i love when you give the normies mercy but then they decide to fuck with you even further.
>>28034681
I'll get him to send it. Remember, chad can be our friend too.
>>28034702
Kekeldoodledoo he got what he deserved.
>>28034702
Did he ever get his Xbox back?
>>28034926
No he never talked to me again after that I just gave it to my step brother because he is actually respectable.
I want more victory stories robo cops I need this encouragement
>spread ransomware on uni network
>>28035810
elaborate? (originality)
>>28034840
So when are you going to post it?
Fake and gay. Delusional neet
>>28034438
>>everybody in the class, and i mean literally everyone, 100%, vote for our side
Well yeah but decades of feminism and SJW ideology laid the groundwork for the acceptance of your argument.
