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Post times you acted incredibly autistic and alienated yourself from friends and family.

>10 years old
>invited to disney princess themed party
>never invited to a party before; turned out her mom made her invite everyone
>excited
>learn that it's going to include disney song karaoke
>figure that if I learn all the songs really well everyone will be impressed and want to be my friend
>spend 5 hours the day before memorizing every disney song perfectly
>can't wait to impress everyone
>go to party next day
>don't talk to anyone the entire party until karaoke starts
>wait until my turn
>everyone's fucking up their songs and laughing
>wonder why the fuck no one else studied the songs
>my turn
>sing the song perfectly
>everyone looks bored, no one claps at the end
>sit in the corner crying the rest of the party
>forgot to bring my present and card because I was busy memorizing songs
>mom had to pick me up early because I was crying so hard
>no one wanted to be my friend from middle school to high school
>fucked up my social development forever
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>>28033432
The past doesn't matter anymore, and your memories, and most of my memories, are of no use. They serve only to distract you from the here and now, that and anxiety or imagination about the future distracts you from mindfulness of the present.
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>>28033432
Posting for fembots
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>don't talk to anyone the entire party until karaoke starts
>caring more about songs than social interaction

yep that's autism
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hey i have a question for you autsits a while ago i was talking to a female autist who loved trains and they showed me some giant train that used to be used and still might be and its the size of like a couple trains combined
it was for mountains or something can you autistics help
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>>28033432
I never even had birthday parties, my parents thought birthday parties were dumb and that I didn't NEED one.

I do really love how shit my parents are and how bad they fucked me over with their bullshit.

They didn't even hold any actual beliefs regarding birthday parties, to make matters worse, all they cared about was that they were expensive and they don't like spending money.

Despite the fact that they were higher middle class back then and my mother is now just filthy rich. Don't think there are other two people in this world I hate as much.

Some people shouldn't be allowed to birth children. My parents shouldn't have been, for sure. My grandparents keep telling me how I seem more like my mother's mother than she seems to be mine, and the same can be said about my father.

They're like fucking teenagers with real life hacks who somehow managed to get high paying jobs/business. They're incredibly retarded in many ways.
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>>28033432
Coming from someone who's autistic and plays music obsessively normies like to put you down when they see you're good at something and put effort into it but are socially anept, like you don't deserve it more than them even though they could have it as well if they put effort, lek

Anyway theres a time and a place for everything, you should sing at open mics if you want claps because of quality and not social cliques
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>>28034417
did you at least have friends?
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>fembot
>autistic
>no social life

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Malebot here
>tfw can't tell my gf I love her because too emotionally stunted
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>>28034497
dud most little kids don't give a fuck about music until they're in there tweens of course no one cared.
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>>28034508
Not really, obviously. I didn't even have birthday parties, I wasn't considered fun to begin with because I wasn't good at being noisy and doing other kinds of retarded shit, I just never actually fit in.

I also got bullied through all my early childhood, I only ever stopped getting bullied around grade 7, till grade 9, then in high school bullying resumed. I have been bullied near exclusively by jealous Stacies who were mad that I was friends with their CHADs. I somehow even managed to get bullied by weebs and shit just because I didn't like looking at yaoi and never pretended to anyway.

Normie girls don't like it when you don't sell yourself just to fit in or lie about the shit you like/care about. I'm too unbiased to even befriend most girls. Autism is great if you have no expectations of ever getting along with your own gender + getting insulted for not getting along with it despite how hard you try.
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>fembot thread
>3 minutes in and they're all already swarming
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>>28034580
be my autismus maximus gf
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>>28034642
I don't really need a boyfriend, but thank you for the offer. I'm a NEET and I have no social life, a cyborg, all things considered, seen as I am female there are still guys out there willing to date me. I'd be fucked if I had been born male.

Bless senpai.
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>>28034690
>I don't really need a boyfriend
I don't care
Now be my gf
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>>28034580
that's too bad

But at least you got to be friends with "Chad"
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>>28034717
Ok, sure, I'm your gf now. Prepare for the break up in 1 (ONE) minute.
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>>28034742
No you don't get to do that
gib contact
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>>28034690
>I'd be fucked if I had been born male.

But isn't not being in a relationship still a sign of being fucked up (at least for a grill)
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>>28034417
are we sisters?

>mom gets $100 manicures every weekend
>gets her hair done every month
>dad just bought his 2nd car this year - a corvette - making a total of 4 over priced ($60k+) cars
>live in a million dollar house
>dad goes on nature trips every weekend, is retired
>they go on holiday multiple times a year

meanwhile I'm taking out student loans to pay for school, can't help but be bitter. most of my clothing is shit i bought in high school or shit an ex bf got me and i usually do my own grooming (sometimes i'll splurge and get a hair cut... literally every six months if not more). meanwhile my mom bitches about how i don't look presentable, while she goes and spends another $1000 on some useless shit she doesn't need. i can't even ask for money for food without her interrogating me and asking for receipts after.

pretty sure i'm not even written into their will.
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>>28034398
Nice try, train-kun
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>>28034854
oh well that's easy to explain, femanon

you see boomers sold out your future to China. Everything is expensive now and there are no jobs, but at least they get a pleasant retirement.
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>>28034854
be my richfag gf
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There was this lego set I really wanted and my dad and I searched everywhere for it.

I finally found it in this toy store at the mall. There was only one left and I grabbed it triumphantly. This little boy saw me with it and said he was looking for that set and I said it was the last one. He was very sad.

I gave it to him and he was very happy. I cried on the ride back home, I really wanted those legos..I was 17 at the time by the way.
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>>28034962
That story was cute :3
You're a good person
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>>28034854
Why wouldn't your parents for for college?
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>>28034854
That's nice, we seem to be living/have lived the exact same fucking life. It's actually not nice. It's awful and there's no real excuse for their sorry asses, they fail as parents and deserve no respect.

>>28034772
No, I do whatever the fuck I want, we're breaking up.

>>28034785
But I do still get to be in relationships anon, that was what I was trying to say. That guys will still date me despite me being a NEET and etc. to make matters somewhat worse, Chad type guys are visibly into me and it feels like shit.

To make the whole shit parents situation worse, I have a shitton of "friends" aka guys who had a crush on me and managed to get over it with time and decided it'd be too much of a douche thing to cease contact with me, seen as how shit my life is.

So, I have a far too extensive network of friends who seem to only be around out of pity and some sort of brotherly affection that has surpassed sexual desire. I'm honored, but I still do feel weirdly abandoned and lonely.

I have dated and I can date without any issues, males don't exactly have an issue with girls with autism for the most part... They do hate it when I can't relate to their mothers or other male friends... People are hard and if they're not even remotely interesting or worth my time I just can't fake it.
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>>28034962
pls be my qt lego collecting gf.
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>>28034988
Not her, but I'm sure that they think that college is still as cheap as it was in 1978
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>>28035017
>No, I do whatever the fuck I want, we're breaking up.
No we aren't
Now give you contact dumb whore
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>>28034962
Why didn't you keep the legos? Fuck that kid tbqh
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>>28035054
>dumb whore
Good luck with that anon, also, stop giving me (You)s, I don't really care for them, particularly not when it's the be my gf meme.
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>>28035077
Give contact slut
you're now my gf
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>>28035042
Not her, I'm the girl she called her sister... My parents don't want to pay for my college either, mostly because they don't care about me and uh, think I should just "MARRY RICH ALREADY!!!".

It's dope.
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>>28035042
>>28034906
post more. I need to fuel my hatred for boomers
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>>28035017
So do guys like randomly ask you out? Has that changed since you've become a neet? Did any guys you barely knew or didn't know ask you out? How often did they ask you out? Are you at?

I'm asking because no one -- guy or girl -- has tried to make plans with me in a very long time (no girl ever). And I find the whole idea of asking girls out strange. Like does it actually happen -- or is it only done in movies?
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In 3rd grade my class was playing dodgeball. This one boy threw a ball at me really hard and for some reason the impact made me crap myself. I was wearing a skirt and the poop trickled down the sides of my legs. The embarrassment caused me to go into a very animated rage and the gym teacher had to escort me to the nurse's office.
Luckily, this never resulted in any subsequent teasing.
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>>28035104
Shut the fuck up stupid whore
Get the fuck off my board
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>tfw I'll always be the funny acquaintance who does retarded shit
I JUST WANT TO HAVE A FRIEND. I DONT WANT TO ALWAYS BE LAUGHED AT WHEN IM SERIOUS
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>>28035109
Hmmm, yeah, I have some really old time friends that frequently will ask me out to grab a cup of coffee because they know I'm a NEET and don't really like uh, don't really like most people. But, I mean, in terms of DATING, if you're a girl and you use the Internet I mean... There is no real reason for you to not be getting asked out on dates.

It is not weird, in my opinion, to get asked out, but then again, I have autism. So, to be fair, I'm not even sure if I'm ever getting asked out for some coffee with the intention of it being a date or just a random get together between two friends. You know?

I only realized that guys may have been inviting me out with them because they wanted to date me when I was... I guess 22 years old... I only ever really dated people whom I've got to know over the Internet and I've never even fallen in love with anyone I went to the same school with. Which explains why Chad never seemed all that interesting or worthy of affection... In my eyes. Chads are very boisterous people, for the most part, being gentle is not something they can easily do, plus, I've been bullied over most of them and I never had any real desire to date someone who's brought me so much unwarranted suffering and literally never even tried to stop the girls who were all over my business nearly everyday.
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>>28034988
Because they think I can do it by myself, they think I can do everything myself. I can't do anything by myself in reality. Then they get angry at me for not being able to conjure up dollar bills out of thin air. I think they've lost grasp of reality to be honest.

>>28035017
I wouldn't say they've failed, more like it hurts to be unacknowledged by them. I feel like if they both had jobs it would hurt less. But only my mom has earned money and she spoils my dad and treats him very well, so the contrast between how she treats him and me (despite both of us being "unemployed") hurts a lot... it's like she values my dad in her life more than her own daughter...

...well actually she's said to my face that she values my dad more than me. Which is shit. Why even have children if you're going to tell them that?
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When I was 12 I grabbed my dad's morning boner because I had no idea what that was.
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>>28035193
Yeah, I mean did random dudes from your classes ask you out?
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>>28035174
i'll be your friend solrock
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>>28035017
So you're real problem is that you get almost no enjoyment from interacting with people?

I guess if you're raised in an asocial environment then it's possible for a personality trait like that to develop. Do you think you'd like it more if it was easier to "relate" to people?
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>>28035105
rent vs wages
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>>28035224
Want to grab mine pham?
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>an autist neet woman just needs to put her profile online and she'll get hundreds of replies
>an autist neet man puts his profile online and gets shit, even bullied

And they want to claim we live in a patriarchy.
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>>28035276
private debt
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>>28035223
It just seems really strange to me to not help your kids pay for college if you can afford do, as kids of affluent parents are not eligible for need based aid.
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>>28035223
My parents are divorced, my mother has went on rants about how she wishes I'd die, she has also requested me to kill her after the divorce, even though she was the one who cheated on my dad. I'm guessing we have pretty similar parents huh. My mother has near zero emotion for me and doesn't even see me as a daughter, she sees me as someone who she has to compete with and be better than. She recently kicked me out because, I guess, she doesn't appreciate it that I can't stop myself from laughing to her face when she tries to tell me how much of an independent woman she is. The very same woman who literally can not make a decision without asking a man.

It's like she does it on purpose to find an excuse to kick me out of her house (which she recently did, I have to live with my father now, he's an insufferable cunt).

And yes, yes yes, they are absolutely just out of touch with reality. They're either both fucking senile or they just never gave a fuck and can't even pretend to anymore. I wonder what the fuck is actually wrong with them.
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>there are no actual females posting here
>these are all trolls
>all these desperate, sad men debasing themselves

Let Western society die.
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>>28035318
> I wonder what the fuck is actually wrong with them.
You exist
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>>28035118
This reminds me of when my class went on a camping trip and I ended up shitting in my sleeping bag after I ate more smores than I was allowed. I was surprised that nobody teased me about it. I guess shitting yourself is just something that everybody can empathize with.
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Autistic girls are the absolute worst, whenever they open their mouth only shit comes out of it.
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>>28035230
Hmmm... No, oh actually, not from my specific class, but older students did ask me out sometimes. Though, for the most part... I never was an easy person to interact with.

>>28035258
This is actually super insightful and I think I'll try to take it more to heart the next time I'm feeling like people are sucking the soul out of me. But to be honest, this was an issue through all of my life... So I don't know how beneficial this can be.

Do I wish it were easier to related to people? I do and I don't. I like being the person I am, I'm not exactly a failure, despite still being a NEET at this precise point in time I am enrolling for college at the end of the year and I have multiple talents and abilities, I have an ability to focus which many teachers have complimented. I disagree that I wish It'd be easier to relate to people mostly because I'd have to change who I am for that to happen.

But, if there was a way that I could relate to people without changing myself, then yes, I do wish I could relate to people. Specifically people who are not strangers (I always seem to have a wonderful conversation when I'm talking to taxi drivers and random cafe owners, it's weird).
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>>28034906
Did someone say "Trump is the only chance at redemption for western civilization"?
Because I agree.
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>>28035336
Probably true, I guess it gets even worse when I sometimes remind them that it was not me who chose to exist, that it was their fault and that they should assume responsibility for the shit they've done.
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>>28035443
be my autism whore gf
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>>28035331
>implying I'm not a girl
I'm OP and this experience scarred me for many many years
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I told a boy I liked him and he said I'm a weirdo and I started crying and I ran away.
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I used to think autistic girls are gf material and qt until I started dating one. Jesus christ she was retarded, she would only answer with yes and no in person but be extremely clingy and annoying on text. She had fine looks but her boring personality absolutely killed it, I got exhausted by trying to have a conversation with her where she wouldn't just agree with everything I say or suggest.
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>>28035463
Get the fuck out you retarded tripfag.
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>>28035477
be my gf op or get off my board
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>>28035477

>implying I'm not a girl
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>>28035484
>he said I'm a weirdo and I started crying and I ran away.
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>>28035471

Reminder that if you are over 18, you being in their house at all is a gift to you. And it's your choice to still be with them. So have some fucking respect for your parents. They may not be the best, but they're all you have.
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>>28035314
God they've fucked me over in so many ways. If their shady dealings ever get caught up on I'm going down with them. Honestly they've saved more money on taxes because of me and my cooperation than they would've paid for on schooling. I constantly get pressured into signing documents that I can get in trouble for, can't really decline.

Their logic is boomer logic, that I will pay it off when I get a job, and if I "work hard" I will get a job and pay it off. I don't get a job to pay off my massive amount of debt, I didn't "work hard" enough and thus deserve to be in debt. Tbh the more I think about it the more it is punishment for existing

>>28035318
> she tries to tell me how much of an independent woman she is. The very same woman who literally can not make a decision without asking a man.

They are literally the same person, holy shit.

Mostly i'm just jealous of the love she has for my dad that she fails to show me. She is an abusive person and I blame her for getting into trouble when I was younger. When I was younger and I'd do something small like drop a glass and shatter it, she would go ballistic on me and yell and scream. I still cringe and feel like shit whenever accidents like that happen (or if I spill something as simple as water I'll feel like shit). It's like I can still hear her screaming. Afterwards she'd always go love on my dad and I'd feel really lonely. My dad never said ANYTHING about her behavior to her, and recently he has started defending it (how else will he afford his rich people shit?) Jesus christ this is giving me feels, the only reason I still crawl back to them is stockholm syndrome
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>>28033432
Look at all these filthy fucking roastie's trying to pretend like they belong here.
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>>28035528
Their logic is right autist whore
Now fuck off
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>>28035495
Online relationships are a joke and I don't want to be raped by an axe murderer.

Next time you come by an incredibly autistic girl yell out /r9k/ and maybe it'll be me.
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>>28035547
>Online relationships are a joke
They aren't, but that's a no
Now get off my board normie
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>>28035529
just ugh, like OMG how dare you, I can't even...
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>>28033432
>tfw you take a selfie and u were wearing the same dress a week ago

im so awkward lol no wonder chad doesnt notice me
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>>28035501
>tfw I'm probably the only real girl in this thread
>don't want to associate my face with my most autistic experience

It's a struggle
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>>28035487
Say it with me, Anon. President Donald J. Trump.
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>>28035507
What a great gift. Be forced to exist as a poor, ugly male, then be thankful that I don't have to immediately do minimum wageslavery and struggle to survive. How thoughtful.
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>>28035443
>I always seem to have a wonderful conversation when I'm talking to taxi drivers and random cafe owners, it's weird

is it because you feel less pressure or less inhibited around strangers?
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>>28035547
>randomly yelling at some autistic girl the moment you see her
Seems like that could cause a lot of shit. Autists don't do well with loud noises. Or anything, for that matter.
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>>28035507
Hmmm... Reminder that my parents have neglected me since birth and that I was a high school dropout and diagnosed with shit that would then lead the psychiatrists to advise me to really take it slow and not attempt to leave my house too often. Friendly reminder that you're a fucking normie if you really believe everyone just gets to 18 and magically can get a job without even having completed high school. I don't even live in America, I'm guessing I could still find something over there, but not in Europe with fucking giant unemployment rates.

Please, just don't even try to argue this 18+ bullshit with anyone again. Classic anon's wild assumptions, I swear I have fucking had it with people's dumb shit. It's like you want to come off as retarded.

>>28035528
I feel no jealousy for either of them or anything they have in their lives or feel for each other. The only jealousy I feel is for people who have had supportive and caring parents.
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>>28035597
I don't care about that. Tripfags are just annoying af. Why can't you be anonymous like everyone else? Why do you need attention so badly?
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>>28035644
Oh. Because I'm an attentionwhore and and God complex, so I need to put myself above others. I feel like anonimity is too low for me.
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>>28035631
Fuck off stupid autist whore
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>>28035631
>>28035599

Your parents owe you jack fucking shit. Imagine if your parents just kicked you out. Where would yo go? What would you do?

You better take the time they are sheltering you and use it to make yourself independent because you might end up homeless. And imagine if you were a decent look autist woman on the streets. You'd be raped faster than you read my post.

Stop blaming them for your obvious failures in life and fix yourself. You think you're the only one that's awkward and with no friends? Stop being a fucking self-defeatist coward.
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>>28035592

>implying I care about your face
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>>28035697
It would be nicer if they kicked me out and stopped contacting me, then I wouldn't be constantly reminded of their abuse
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>>28035623
Taxi drivers love talking about politics, cafe owners love talking about how things used to be and how the city used to look and how things have changed. Some for taxi drivers, they have a lot of interesting positions as far as driving laws and shit like that.

Point here is, they have actual things to talk about, as opposed to HOLY SHIT THAT COKE I SNORTED LAST NIGHT WAS D O P E, ALSO, FUG ALISSA IS HOOOOT, I'D SO TOTALLY BANG HER!

Which to be fair, is not the discourse of every human being which is not a taxi driver or a shop owner... But it's not like most gamers are any better than the conversational patterns of above, just that it's mostly about their fucking waifus or some shit or the newest most hottest GAME being released.

My closest friends range from martial artists to musicians and it's speckled with weebs. But then, even the weebs I get along with do something bigger and more interesting with their lives than literally just consuming media anyway. I mean, the friends I do have are pretty cool people but they're also busy people and I don't blame them for that. It's also a fucking problem for me to go out with them and their group of friends because despite them being able to get along with normies... I'm not.
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21st birthday
>4th of july birthday
>no friends, they all stopped talking to me years ago.
>my mom's friend took pity on me
>invited me to her son's 4th of july party
>Mom made me go
>not that bad, it was just vidya and fireworks
>I spent all my birthday money letting these people buy fireworks with it, trying to impress them
>fireworks were great, didn't even drink despite it being my 21st
>exchanged contact info with some of them
>go home
>find out they all immediately blocked me on contact info
>don't even know what I did
>sit and think about it
>It was a literal pity party I just had and now I just had to go back to being friendless.

hey, it beat the rest of my birthday parties though.
>the many birthday parties only my parent's friends showed up
>the many birthday parties my parents would abuse me in front of friends
>that one birthday party my parents held me down and beat me in front of friends because I "cheated" at tag

honestly, I lost most of my friends in elementary school since everyone was scared of my parents. By the time middleschool came around I was too socially retarded to attempt to make new ones.
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>>28035729
be my friendless gf
Maybe I'll block you too :^)
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>>28035729

LOL fat legbeard spotted. Can't find a man to fuck you? What a fucking LOSER.
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>>28035724

Are you the fag that dropped a glass and got scolded for doing so and now has ptsd whenever glass breaks like a little bitch?

Put your big girl panties on and fucking fix yourself. I'm fucking cringing at the self-defeatist and loathing cuck mentality going on.
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>>28035705
>implying I have a roastie
Doesn't apply to me, sorry.

You know, to be honest I've never really visually checked but I've never felt anything hanging either. 99% sure it's an innie
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>>28035697
But they have kicked me out anon. I went to a friend's house. Really? Raped? Whoa, life sure seems hard from the perspective of a literal cuck. Blaming for my failures? What failures? My failure to be super human and somehow manage to survive bullying and keeping up being top of class all at the same time while the two little cunts were going back and forth within their own little world about their fucking divorce?

Are you retarded? Also, I keep busy you fucking idiot. I just don't have a job or go to school, and if you even fucking cared to read, I'm about to go to university this very same year, 2016.

Now stop giving me (You)s with unhelpful bullshit rhetoric that Jesus himself wouldn't want to hear about.
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where my robot bfs at
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Kek at all those retards blaming their parents for stifling their social life.
A lot of people have shitty parents and still manage to have fine social life. You are just autistic regardless of what your parents did and even if they were the best parents in the world you'd still be a retarded autistic fuck nobody wants to hang out with
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>>28035770
let me check with my dick familam
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>>28035528
>if I spill something as simple as water I'll feel like shit)

I remember how my parents got pissed and yelled at me for going outside on a weekend to hang out with friends when it was raining once. I rarely even got to see any friends so took every chance I got to see them. After that though I just gave up even trying to go outside/socialize. I know it seems stupid to anyone else, but it's partly why I'm a NEET.
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>>28035697
I'd kill myself, which I'm eventually going to do anyway.
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>>28035785
Is that a girl or boy?
Worrying that I have to ask
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>>28035785
Please put my balls in your mouth while I play with your asshole
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>>28035785
aw dip
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>>28035770

Don't trust the post if you're talking to a roast.
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>>28035785
You are a qt and I'd love to love you forever.
Too bad your hair screams red flag
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>>28035443
>>28034690
>>28035017
>>28035077
>>28035443
LOL
a "fembot" that's actually chill as fuck
not even going to start on the >girls can't be bots
bullshit
pls be my friend, ur type of people are the few i can actually talk to and I have zero friends that i can enjoy talking to and would like to add one person to my small list
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>>28035798
Once one marries the autism, one can put their dick in the autism.
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>>28035858
im a robot of course i have poor hygiene :)
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>>28035858
>Ponytail/bun
>Red flag
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>fembots
I'm jelly as fuck.
I can't even talk to girls well. Unless it's super concrete where they're basically asking me something I need to explain I just can't answer to things.
Usually I just zone out frequently during conversation. I tend to pretend I didn't hear but I've gotten comments that they're sick of it.
"bad listener". But I'm usually a great listener with guys.
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>>28035781

What do you honestly do all day?

It's your fault your not normal. My parents were worse than yours and I had a somewhat normal life and graduated college with a Masters.

I'm just ugly, which makes me a virgin. You have no excuse, especially if you're a woman.

I mean fuck, just find a beta on here and marry him and you can kiss your parents goodbye and live comfortably if he had a good degree.
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>>28035875
>Once one marries the autism, one can put their dick in the autism.
That sounds ideal tbqh
contact
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>>28035725
well most conversation isn't supposed to be meaningful anyway it's just supposed to be "fun"

Don't you like bullshitting around with your friends too?
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>>28035865
Indeed. Why are these godesses so rare?
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>>28035900
W-where are you located
If we're close and you can assure me you won't sexually assault me than maybem
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>>28035924

Because even the most retarded girl has 50 beta orbiters willing to immediately tell her how wonderful she is.
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>>28035949
Nope
Give contact first
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>>28035924
>>28035865
Gem hidden in the sand
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>>28035825
It's obviously a guy. Look at it.

Might be a tranny but guess what STILL A GUY
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>>28035597
*teleports behinds you*
>nothing personnel kid
*unleashes katana*
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>>28035951
>Because even the most retarded girl has 50 beta orbiters willing to immediately tell her how wonderful she is.
Yeah but they're still 50% of mankind and you can interact with them. This is 4chan, not a romantic setting. I don't get your point.

Do you mean that orbiters ruin women?
>>28035981
Only diamond I've interacted with turned out to be a tranny. I can't really deal with that ;_;. Sure wish I could
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>>28034962
Thats not autistic at all. In fact, it may be the opposite.
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>>28035951
>tfw not beta orbiter
>tfw i have an actual personality unlike the shitty whiny baby robots that fit the archetype of the "nice guy" who gets really salty once you brush him off a bit
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>>28035897
Your suggestion to me... Is that I marry rich to someone I don't love and use him for my own benefit? And you're telling me that you're a virgin, on top of it. Are you literally suggesting to me that I become a roastie and just act like every other piece of shit who uses their spouses for their money?

Are you hearing yourself? Did you even stop to consider how retarded your suggestion realistically is? I also already told you that I am about to start attending university, I may eve get a loan so that I can have an easier life and never have to be related to them or have to talk to them again.

I did not have a chance to go to university before this very year because there's nothing similar to a GDE or whatever it is that Americans have. If you want to go to university, you have to finish high school or, if you somehow can't finish it, you have to meet this whole criteria bullshit and be over a certain age in order to be able to go to university (or have a chance at getting in, actually).

How do I have no excuse, I mean, no excuse for what again? No excuse for not having a job? What? I already told you that I had a meltdown, I already told you that I was a high school dropout, I do also think that your notion of "being normal/not normal is a choice" is fucking bullshit that you fed yourself in order to fit in because you thought you were such a special snowflake, AND THEN YOU MANAGED TO FIT IN.

But here's where you're wrong, you never really had any problems, if you yourself or anyone you know ever thought of themselves as weird and then just STOPPED being weird, then sure, I can see how you'd think that not being normal is a choice.

But for a lot of people it's not a choice, obviously.
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>>28036045
You are a piece of shit
be my gf or fuck off autist
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>>28035963
This is already stressing me out my heart is beating very fast

I don't do well with bullying
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>>28036027
a 17 year old playing with legos then crying about it is pretty autistic mate.
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>>28035785
Holy shit is this fembot still here.

Dem eyes.
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>>28036053
How is that bullying?
Give a throwaway or something
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>>28036023
>>28036032

>he doesn't think he's a beta orbiter
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>>28036050
>>28036032
EXHIBIT A
watch in awe everyone how beta and retarded a lot of you can be
it's a big reason why some of you have no friends
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>>28036080
No I don't think so because I can't have prolonged contact with a girl.
I've only had full on gf or fairly distant relationships.
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>>28036045

I'm saying you have an easy out. I'm not saying it's your number 1 priority. You really are retarded.

You're blaming your parents for how you turned out when it's you yourself that's to blame. Trust me, my parents were more abusive than yours and made life at home a hell which is why I looked forward to school so I can leave home and do things.

It's nice you're bettering yourself but you shouldn't blame your parents for your social failures.

Why did you not complete high school? What was the cause of the meltdown?
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>>28033432
Question for fembots:

Do you cry a lot?
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>>28036032
>ever thought of themselves as weird and then just STOPPED being weird,

I'm pretty sure that's impossible. Personality is supposedly more or less set by the time childhood is over.
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>>28034417
>>28034854

Eat shit you worthless whores

You don't deserve a fucking thing

God fucking dammit the entitlement complex in unbelievable

You are a worthless subhuman creature
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>>28036119

>I-I'm not a beta I swear!

You're exactly the kind of fuccboi I used to scam in WoW by pretending to be female.
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>>28036085
I'm the girl you've been praising and, to be fair, orbiters don't really appeal to me and I come on /r9k because I do find myself being able to related to a lot of people. I have fun here and I enjoy being here, I've been coming to 4chan for a really long time too.

I've never really had any orbiters and guys like the one you quoted are literally only saying that because they think it's funny. Also, he has an AGENDA about trying to disprove that fembots ARE REAL. I'm not even claiming to be a KHV, I'm not, not even close tbqh senpai. But I do come on /r9k, I am a NEET and I have autism, I related to a lot of the feelings people in here post about. I think it's fair for me to be here and post sometimes too.

In general, orbiters make me sad because I don't enjoy breaking people's hearts and I hate manipulative people and anything to do with abusing people's emotions.

Integrity and truth matters a lot to me.
Sadly.
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>>28036085
You sound like a fedora whiteknight trying to impress women by pointing out how other males are being betas
Just fuck off you retard
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>>28036181
>You're exactly the kind of fuccboi I used to scam in WoW by pretending to be female.
Except that never happened to me.
Also your greentext does not reflect my post well enough to assume you're quoting me. So who are you quoting?
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>>28036187
Either be gf or get out whore
You don't belong here other wise
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>>28036187
Holy fuck, why do fembots blab so much about pointless shit? This could have been a 3 sentence post. Are you THAT starved for attention?
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>>28036145
Only at night when I'm home alone to release pent up stress and disappointment.

Like right now
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>>28036247
Hey faggot retards make long retarded posts all the time and hers was just explaining shit so shut the fuck up and go somewhere else if you're just going to bitch, you little crybabybitch
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>>28036258
Are you this fembot >>28036053
If so I'll just leave a throwaway
[email protected]
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>grandparents plan my fourteenth birthday and invite a lot of their friends/acquaintances and their grandchildren
>everyone is forced to show up, and I'm planted in the corner of the room
>everyone under the age of 20 is loudly asking about whose birthday it is
>a girl asks me and I don't have the guts to say mine so I smile and shrug
>tells me that she's bored and would rather "inhale dirt" than be at this "lame party" for some "insipid bitch who can't even come out"
>o-okay
>go to the opposite side of the room until grandmother makes me make a mini speech about how grateful I am for everyone showing up etc
>try to tell her no, but she grabs my shoulder and gets everyone's attention
>mumble a thank you and attempt to flee but she doesn't let go of me until I start tearing up
>she makes up some excuse and let me go while I'm trying my best to hold back my tears
>hide in a random guest bathroom upstairs until it quiets down

I don't think it's a particularly autistic story, but it's forever etched in my memory. For a month after my grandmother refused to talk to me because I embarrassed her in front of her peers. The only positive side is that I didn't know about 7/8 of the people at the party, and the few that I did know knew me well enough to not completely cringe.
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>>28034962
I bet he broke it.
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>>28036187
>orbiters make me sad because I don't enjoy breaking people's hearts

most guys don't realize that the only reason girls don't outright reject them is because they're trying to be nice
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>>28036258
I just have heard that females cry a lot and was curious. Last time I cried was 5 years ago when burying my dad. Can't remember the last time before that.
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>>28036177
>Being this brainwashed by boomers.
ISHIGGYDIDY.

>>28036143
I don't blame them for my social failures, they just never helped and denied me of a lot of things which matter in a social context that you can't exactly explain to other 7 year olds. I don't think 7 year olds are good at understanding that my parents don't want to pay for my birthday party.

I did not complete high school because of a meltdown, yes, I spent many years in a braindead state and being force fed medication I didn't need.

The world is beautiful anon and I don't hate the world. I do hate the people that inhabit it. People like these cuck:

>>28036181
>>28036194

Who still think that being fucking edgy and AGAINST WOMEN OR GUYS WHO ALLOW THEMSELVES TO APRECIATTE WOMEN ARE FUGGING DUMB LMAO.

I mean, it's so immature, there are good women and good men and, generally, good people of all kinds. It's mathematically impossible that all people are shit or all guys who like women are beta cucks or that all women who've dated a guy are roasties.

And that it what really sets apart dumbfucks who try to act like they're remotely intelligent and use that as leverage to peer pressure others into changing the way they act.

It sets them apart as the exact kind of people that I reasonably wish would die and GTFO. Their behaviour is just like that of normies and I find it disgraceful that these Chad-hating and Stacy-hating fucks come on the Internet to behave in the exact same fucking way that Stacy's group dynamics work.

You're dumb.

Full of hypocrisy and dumb.
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>>28036177

Food, though. Imagine if your mom interrogated you over tendies
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>>28036177
i know this is /r9k/ but jesus christ
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>>28036313

That's the problem. You have to reject them so they don't get led on. They take no rejection as a maybe and continue to pursue.
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>>28036187
Please have a conversation with me:
[email protected]
I need to sleep. But god damn.
Also NEET and I help people with programming. So anyone else can email about that if you want.
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>>28036318
Honestly sometimes I'll just be frustrated and start crying or feel bad about another person's situation and cry for them.

I just cry a lot, kind of sucks. Can't even have a personal discussion without tearing up. I don't know how to turn it off.
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>>28036330

>Who still think that being fucking edgy and AGAINST WOMEN OR GUYS WHO ALLOW THEMSELVES TO APRECIATTE WOMEN ARE FUGGING DUMB LMAO.

Except it is dumb. Instead of just BEING a functional person you have to attempt to impress women by appearing to care and appreciate them more than other men. You look like a tryhard beta loser. Women hate it, and men hate it.

You're insulting men and women, and showing the entire world how massively insecure you are. Telling women how much of a "gentleman" you are is the cringiest shit imaginable.
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>>28036353
Oh I reject them. It's not that I don't reject them when I do start realizing that they may be into me. It's actually really hard to tell if someone is into you when you have autism, this is something even males discuss all the time on /r9k... There are a lot of threads with guys posting and saying that they feel like some girls might have been interested in them but that they have autism and may have never noticed it... It's true. It happens.

But with age you do become better and telling if someone is into you or not and then you can like... Cease contact with the guy who seems to be really into you and shit. But I mean...

Breaking hearts is just no fun, and you do in a way end up breaking a guy's heart even if you reject them upfront. For the most part, even if I'm not currently dating, I make sure to inform most guys, in a subtle way, that I am currently dating.

I find that it works really well.
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>>28036420
That's honestly really sweet
>tfw no crybaby gf
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>>28036438
Fuck off normaI whore
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>>28036187
>I'm not even claiming to be a KHV, I'm not, not even close tbqh senpai. But I do come on /r9k, I am a NEET and I have autism, I related to a lot of the feelings people in here post about.
so, in other words, an ugly autistic NEET girl can still get miles of dicks
and
you still claim
girls can be robots?
i honestly don't get it
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>>28036330

My parents didn't pay for shit either. My father was an abusive drunk. He'd leave for work at 4 in the morning and would come home at 5 in the afternoon drunk. I can't even understand him, he speaks another language than I do. I saw him so rarely that I never really formed a bond with him even though we lived in the same house.

My father physically abused my mother and so my mother took to alcohol to numb the pain. Do you know what it's like coming home from school and finding your parents passed out drunk? How about coming home from your first day of high school and finding two cop cars in front of your house and having to explain to your friends what happened, that your father stabbed your mother and is in jail.

My father was the sole breadwinner of the house and he wouldn't give me or my mother two cents to do anything. So yes, I do understand what it's like not being able to afford to do things all the other kids get to do.

I'm also sure you have no clue what it's like being a gf-less loser and getting made fun of for not having a relationship. Women don't understand what it's like for a guy being a virgin loser and how big an obstacle it is.

I still came out alright. And that's my point. You need to keep that shit in the past and move forward and stop being bogged down.
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>>28036330
>there are good women and good men

yeah it seems like no one will ever realize that though. Just because guy/girl x did something cruel doesn't mean all men/women are evil.

But I guess from an emotional standpoint it makes sense
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>>28036484
When did I claim that girls can be robots? I don't even ever refer to myself as a fembot, only femanon. I'm here for NEET threads and other stuff like that.
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>>28036513
And you need to fuck off because we don't want you here whore
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>>28036069
yes I'm here
bloxxxxxx
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>>28036187
the amount of fuckery in this post is making my head hurt. and in this thread in general. and on r9k.

>IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS ANONSS!!!!
>oh and by the way im a used up whore tbqh but were still the same!!!
we need to bring back women hate threads. we need to remind them.
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>>28036501
Yeah, from an emotional standpoint it does. I mean, maybe not make sense, but I mean, it's understandable that some people get emotionally scarred over stuff like that.

>>28036496
I am moving forward, I have been moving forward, I haven't stopped moving forward.

I could have never needed to take medication and throw away years of my life. I asked my parents for help, they didn't help, they tried to guilt me for my meltdown. It's unfair to guilt a 15 year old child of somehow not being able to deal with living by herself and having no friends + still trying to be a good student. I was bullied too. I think, despite how hard you've had it, you could at least respect that other people can have it hard.

You could also understand that despite how you can objectively measure how painful certain situations are... That you can objectively compare your suffering or "how hard you've had it" to anyone else, particularly when the situations are extremely similar.

I am moving forward, I do enjoy a good rant from time to time though... It helps me stay healthy.
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>>28036571
>>IM NOT LIKE THE OTHER GIRLS ANONSS!!!!
>>oh and by the way im a used up whore tbqh but were still the same!!!
Literally this. What the fuck is even going through that roastie's mind, I will never understand. "I'm not a KHV, not even close LOL" what the fuck are you doing here?
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>>28036571
Yes, remind me of how much you're still hurting over the last "roastie" that rejected or "cucked" you with "chad" and how somehow, this magically means that you hate me and that I should care that you hate me.
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>>28036571

>today I will remind them bloxxx
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>>28036601

You still haven't explained why you had a meltdown, just that you had one.
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>>28036547
After they said you're a trap I'm afraid.

4chans ruined me.

I don't want to be gay anon
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>>28036615
I wonder what the fuck are you doing on /r9k that somehow have prevented you from reading the sticky that states that r9k has no topic.The whole robot bullshit has to die, there are other better places for you, this place has moved forward into a much bigger place and is evolving into something different. Not only virgins post here, we have a shitton of people posting here who are NEETs and other things, for example.
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>went from a decent autism story thread to some bitch whining about shit in essay format
FUCK OFF
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>>28036686
>essay format
I really wish every post was essay format.
Conversation here on 4chan is too slow.
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>>28034341
Holy shit, very good first post. Do you practice cognitive behavioral therapy on the web frequently?
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>story about an autistic weird girl
>adorable
>story about an autistic weird guy
>makes me cringe

Why does my brain work this way?
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>>28036652
>>28035785
I'm jk btw I can tell you're a cute girl. I'm no robot though senpai
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>>28036706
Go cultivate beta orbiters somewhere else or make another thread so I can avoid it you faggot
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>>28036762
Because you like every girl who acts in a way that's favorable to you or neutral.
A guy that's autistic should be avoided because you will be judged by association.
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>>28035485
A girl that only says yes or no and agrees with everything you suggest and is decent looking? Sounds fucking perfect; what could be wrong with that?
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>>28036762
because women are sexually important and men aren't

it's that simple. During the beginning of civilization (10,000 BC) 9/10 men died a virgin.
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>>28036762
>brain

Hehe, that's funny.
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>>28036762
Because you're a fucking normie and you need to leave.
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>>28036779
Not a "girl". Just commenting on what you brought up.
>>28035485
Yeah actual autists can't hold a conversation at all. My brother is like that. He doesn't even respond to me if he didn't hear unless I do something that indicates I'm not repeating myself.
So there's times where I ask him something and he just looks at me and after a few seconds I'l ask again and he responds like it was the first time I asked.

Fuck I hate that shit. It's the worst when you have to convey something to him for your own sake. You can't be sure, he doesn't accept me asking him to repeat what I said.
Everyone loses with autists.
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>>28036801
source for that

https://psmag.com/8-000-years-ago-17-women-reproduced-for-every-one-man-6d41445ae73d#.holcy9mh8
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>>28036547
be my gf pls

plssss I'll eat you out twice a day
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>>28034962
do you still play with legos? what was the set? i think i still have mine...somewhere. i have been wanting to break them out but i keep making excuses.
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>>28036856
Is this also why women are shit? Is there genetic traits that are gender specific?

Like, if there's no practically genetic exclusion for women they never clear their crappy genes.
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>>28036790
it's awful, mate. you feel like it's a chore and once you're done being fazed by her qtness you just get bored
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>>28035896
Maybe you're a fag
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>>28036894
Dude don't do that

Giving women with HPV oral sex will give you throat cancer.

http://www.businessinsider.com/michael-douglas-says-his-cancer-was-caused-by-oral-sex-2013-6
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>>28036960
No I'm not queer. Can't get it up while watching gayporn at all.
Sure wish I were given the current circumstance though.
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>>28036762
I'd actually find that story about a buy to be cute also
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>>28036935
women have to be more physically and mentally stable than men in order to ensure they can survive childbirth and raise children.

It's why you see less variance in female IQ than men with men having more idiots and more geniuses, while more women are average.

http://qz.com/441905/men-are-both-dumber-and-smarter-than-women/
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>>28037048
Nope
Even the dumbest nigger is smarter than any woman
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>>28037108
Are you the dumbest nigger by any chance?
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>>28037108
Classic reaction.
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>>28037138
No, but it seems like you are reddit nu-male
Go white knight somewhere else
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>>28037048
No I just mean that they're shit in general. Uninteresting creatures who rarely try to explore things, have terrible personality traits, never take any real responsibility for their actions, practically always hold contradictory opinions and demand you conform to their needs/worldview.
>mentally stable
Sure. Plenty of mental stability. I'm sure that reflects your reality on planet Venus. But not here on earth.
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>>28037002
I think the fact that you've tried watching gay porn means you're probably gay.
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>>28036027
>Le autism means deficient empathy maymay
Most autists have the same ability to empathize as you, you just don't pick up on it as well because they don't project the same subconscious signals. Remember how you had to read and analyze books in high school? Interpreting literary devices and the author's choices and shit? Now imagine you're doing that from a place where those literary devices don't affect you on a subliminal/subconscious level and your only reliable method of understanding them (and hence of employing them in your own writing) is through solid intellectual understanding and analytical thinking. So you get good at it.
That's roughly what's going on under the hood. You can still lament the myopia and hedonistic self-sabotage underlying Of Mice and Men and Romeo and Juliet even if you're not involuntarily jerked over to it by your emotional shorthairs.

>>28034341
>mindfulness of the present.
Anxiety is excessive mindfulness of the present. Excessive self-awareness. Stressful situations never see people ignoring the present moment to dwell on the past. Even and especially with things like PTSD, it's not about "flashbacks" and it's all about how you've been conditioned into a sort of hypervigilance by past experiences. The entire issue is how one can let go (itself difficult when those yellow cans scream IED, or equivalent situation) without overcompensating and behaving recklessly, impulsively, or entirely without self awareness (dismissing/ignoring social anxiety and ending up self-sabotaging and backing yourself into a corner because you're acting like a fucking sperg)
Honestly fuck your Buddhist shit senpai. Absurd, irrational, internally inconsistent.
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>>28037177
>I think the fact that you've tried watching gay porn means you're probably gay.
I think you're wrong because the reason I did is because I'd rather be gay. So I explored the option.
Regardless it doesn't make you gay to watch gay porn without being turned on by it.
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>>28037173
I meant from an IQ standpoint

>Uninteresting creatures who rarely try to explore things

Again women are genetically designed to focus on reproduction/relationships so if you don't like either of those things then you probably won't like being around women.
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>>28037223
I mean, gay porn is pretty shit anyway. I'm gay and gay porn doesn't really do it for me. You could still be gay, anon.
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>>28037217
You know what you're talking about and you've brought this thread back to life, thank you senpai.
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>>28037251
>Again women are genetically designed to focus on reproduction/relationships so if you don't like either of those things then you probably won't like being around women.
That makes me really sad. Because I want kids and I want them with someone I like.
>>28037256
>You could still be gay, anon.
Please teach me your ways gaynon.
>but you wanted kids
I'l get a surrogate.
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>>28036975
She looks like her pussy would be sweet and innocent with divine scent
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>>28037147
Do you have any facts to back up your claims? Or just a bunch if buzzwords and meme speak?

I'm only interested on facts, faggot
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>>28037337
Of* in*

Fuck me whatever
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>>28033432
>>28034417
>>28034580
>>28034690
>>28034854
>>28034962
>>28035118
>>28035443
>>28035729
>>28035785
>>28036045
>>28036258
>>28036284
>>28036420
Hi, please consider being my girlfriend, I can probably make you happy.
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>>28036975
>a single person claimed HPV caused throat cancer
Need a better source for that mate.
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>>28037418
http://healthland.time.com/2013/06/03/its-true-you-can-get-throat-cancer-from-oral-sex/
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who gives a shit about throat cancer? like what the fuck. normies who dont even want to die need to get the fuck off my board
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>>28037442
Now that's better.
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>>28035865
You're the biggest faggot I've seen in a while.
Stop kissing her ass, she's not gonna touch your dick buddy
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>>28037474
>being nice to someone is being thirsty
This is my favorite meme.
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>>28037442
>he links news articles, rather than an actual paper
2/10
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>>28034854
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHH
>STOP MAKING ME EARN MY OWN WAY IN THIS WORLD
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>STOP MAKING ME WEAR EX BOYFRIEND GIFTS
>WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>GIMME MONEY WAHHHHHHHH

Shut the fuck up, stupid bitch.
Keep crying into those diamond glasses.
I've been homeless since I was 8 and now I'm 25 and just got my first apartment.
Fuck you
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>>28037537
*tips gently*
Cam down, though. She's just as much allowed as you to feel bad about things.
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>>28037537
>His life was hard
>Someone else is trying to say their life is hard
>CHIMP OUT LIKE A FUCKING CHIMP

I've had it with this kind of bullshit.
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>>28037584
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MUH MILLION DOLLAR HOUSE
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I HAD IT SO AHRD
WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>28037537
Filtered lol
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>>28037567
my bad, it was this homo that got filtered
Gonna guess it was Doj running to defend milady's honor
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>>28037567
Tripfag pls gtfo
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>>28037401
alright anon. how do you fair in these three feilds?

>job
you employed? in school?
>personality
do you think you have a good personality? if so, why?
>looks
how would you rate yourself in the looks department?

if I like your boyfriend application I will drop contact info.
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When I was little I was in special ed. and when the teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, I would just pee myself every time. I never bothered to hold it in.
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>>28037537
Never said my life was hard

Just said that my parents were kind of cunts. They weren't always wealthy, I grew up pretty lower class in what are now literal projects. So it is really grating seeing them turn into people who throw around money. Maybe I would feel differently if some cash was flowing my way. Probably would. Either way it makes me salty. They're annoying people and I don't really like interacting with them.
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>>28037685
>my parents are annoying
>that makes me annoying and bitter
>that's why I'm going to kill myself

Please, please do.
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>>28037655
>job
University student.
>personality
I'm funny and I don't get angry or mad easily, so I'm pretty laid back. But I also have anxiety issues and can be boring.
>looks
4/10 maybe?
I'm chubby but my facial structure is otherwise fairly decent. I've dated girls I'd consider more attractive than myself in the past so I think I'm not completely hideous.
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>>28037680
Why were you in special ed?
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>>28037655

Die alone you fucking cunt. I hope you feel so entitled that no man meets your fucking insane standards and you end up as one of those rapidly aging 30 something women that gets a dog to compensate for her utter romantic failure.

Keep that fucking attitude. Expect men to be 9/10 while you're a 1/10. Surely you'll get a Chad.
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>>28035276
I wonder what would happen to this graph if we split out boom cities like San Fran. I imagine it would be much less drastic.
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>>28037729
Autism and I have a learning disability.
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>>28037718
I never said I was going to kill myself wtf???

It's just mildly annoying being raised frugally and then seeing the people who raised you that way turn into Jewish money grubbing assholes
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>>28037655

Not him. I want to see how'd I rank.

>job

Unemployed student getting a Masters degree.

>personality

Laid back and make lots of jokes. Made me really popular because I was funny.

>looks

I'd say 6/10 with room to improve.

I'm a loser now because I stay home all the time on 4chan.
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>>28037729
Because she pissed herself routinely.
>>28037751
Consider becoming my girlfriend? If you do then you never need to fear your toilet access being restricted, I will guarantee that to you. My porcelain throne is always available to you.
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>>28037685
So you're mad that your parents worked themselves out of poverty and are now enjoying the fruits of their labor?
Holy shit, shut the fuck up. I would shoot you if you were my daughter
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>>28037728
Not her but
>University student.
Anon you really need to work harder on your bf resume. You need to put something nicer there, specific field. Maybe describe it some.
>I'm funny and I don't get angry or mad easily, so I'm pretty laid back. But I also have anxiety issues and can be boring.
Again, very general. Anxiety and boring is currently your defining trait.
>looks
This is fairly OK if you don't give a picture.

Take notes and improve. Also worth checking out the tfwnogf offices and asking them for more assistance. You will get a gf in no time.
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>all these thirsty fuccbois ITT begging for contact
L M A O
M
A
O

>tfw got 5 fembots in my city i could fuck any time

LIFE'S GOOD BOIZ
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>>28037823
>tfw got 5 fembots in my city i could fuck any time
Big city?
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>>28037823

The saddest thing is that it's two different anons at the most making all those posts.
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>>28037680
>teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom
Does this happen in America? For what purpose? Just let the kid pee.
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>>28037801
I don't think she's expecting Chad on /r9k/ bro.
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>>28037846
Yes. Teachers are cunts about the bathroom.
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>>28037877
Still doesn't hurt to improve the resume. I'm not saying you should be lying and shit. Just work on it.
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>>28033432
This isn't real right. No way can't happen

I used to run as fast as I could to the school library to play shitty flash games with a bunch of fags. That was in middle school. Had no trouble making friends during or after. Who the fuck remembers what you did when you were 10 wtf. One of my best friends before he was my friend got beat up on like 3 different occasions in middle school for selling exstacy that sent people to hospitals and jail. He became the most popular kid in HS though.

what
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>>28037833
Toronto
>>28037841
It's quite saddening.
There are plenty of times when it's ok to contactfag, but story threads are not one
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>>28037655
I wanna apply an app but only if your vagina is still hiring.
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>>28037924
drug dealers are possibly the least autistic people on the planet

they're probably the anti-autist because they have to know how to deal with people well or else they end up dead/in jail.
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>>28037929
>There are plenty of times when it's ok to contactfag, but story threads are not one
You do realise /r9k/ is a hookup board right? All the quality posters left to wizardchan years and years ago. The only reason to come here anymore to Chad9k because there is a high female userbase here whereas there isn't on Wizchan, everything else /wiz/ does better.
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This place is sad and pathetic.

I know it's /r9k/, but shit yo.
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>>28038019
>All the quality posters left to wizardchan years and years ago
lol
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>>28038019
>advice threads and camwhoring/hookup/"rate me" threads should go on /adv/ - Advice and /soc/ - Cams & Meetups respectively.

This is NOT a hookup board.
Go the fuck back to /soc/
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>>28038057
Exchanging contact info with someone is not contactfagging, genius.
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>>28038079
Eh, I meant it's not hookup contact. I had a brainfart there. xD
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>>28038079
>>28038091
Someone making coffee, cus all I see is FILTERED
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>>28035770
How can you live your life without ever getting a compact mirror and checking yourself out? I just don't believe it
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