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>tfw mom keeps on telling me just because I have a micropenis
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>tfw mom keeps on telling me just because I have a micropenis doesn't mean I'll never have a relationship with a girl
>tfw each time she does this it just reminds me how she probably looks down on me for being deformed

WHY THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN MATTER IT'S JUST A STUPID SKIN BALLOON REEEEE
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How does your mother know your current penis size?
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>>28032883

It's been barely external enough to be visible all throughout my childhood and she had multiple discussions about it with my pediatricians.
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>>28032927
Well shit. If it's any consolation she's more responsible for this than you are.
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is it worse to have a micropenis but otherwise be normal or have an average to above average penis but be so ugly you never get a chance to use it???
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>>28032927
Damn.

Just. Damn.

Idk if I could handle that. I guess you just have to.

She's not wrong per se but odds are low that you'll find a girl who both likes you and is cool with that. But it's not impossible.
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Just transition and either be a transbian or let boys fuck that sweet, sweet boii pucci.
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>>28033085
I would rather be really ugly. Im fairly attractive tall and built but will never pursue or reciprocate flirting with females since my dick is so small...
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>>28032927

>mfw your mom was probably laughing about your tiny dick to all her friends
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>>28033085
at least if your dick is normal size you can jerk off easier
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Do you have a picture of it? It's kinda my fetish, but not in the way you're thinking.
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>>28033199
desu i would trade my slightly above average dick to be tall, attractive and built (shit even one of those three would be nice) in a second
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>>28033214

DELETE THlS POST
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>>28032853
You're mom is a fucking cunt for not putting you on hormones when she knew you had a micropenis
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>>28033234
What other way could there be?
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>>28033315

She kept saying if I waited I'd grow out of it. Then she apologized to me on my 23th birthday (I celebrated it alone with her because I don't have any friends and am unemployed).
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>>28033353
Having a micropenis doesn't explain having no friends or being unemployed.
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>>28032853
>>28032927

What you need is a rape victim GF. Well, at least if you can tone down your sex drive to basically nothing. As I understand it they're generally put off of sex forever, so your tiny penis wouldn't be a detriment in that instance, and since the sex problems make relationships with them impossible for other men, they should be really happy to have you. Match made in heaven.
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>>28033353
Ever thought about killing yourself? Even for a robot you are really Pitiful
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>>28033353
>She kept saying if I waited I'd grow out of it.

Your mom is bullshitting you. A pediatrician would have recommended a short period of hormone replacement. Though this wouldn't have cured your problem, you'd probably have a dick fairly larger than your current one.
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>>28033392
I meant turning him into a sissy but yeah I guess that too
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>>28033342
Dragon dildo strapons and a lot of rough sex. It's how I fuck when I'm drunk (or with a girl in general because lolhomo).
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>>28033390

>Ever thought about killing yourself?

If I ever get a job I'm saving up the first couple of paychecks and buying a gun to do exactly that.
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>>28032853
Your mother obviously loves you and is trying to battle the insecurities that hold you back. She's a great mother and you insult her by claiming she would think something like that.
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>>28033481
Anon, that is stupid. So let's pretend tomorrow you wake up with a normal sized cock. Would you be able to use it after all the trauma you've suffered? This is why normal sized bots can't even get laid. And we can't die. We exist for a reason. Could light exist without darkness? Could Chad exist without betas and robots? We're here for a reason.
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>>28033481
Why dont you just kill yourself in a cheaper way. Be a man and end it, dude
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>>28033560
>Could light exist without darkness? Could Chad exist without betas and robots? We're here for a reason.
Lel
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>>28033560
>We exist for a reason. Could light exist without darkness? Could Chad exist without betas and robots? We're here for a reason.
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>>28033709
Did you like that then, senpai? I can't tell
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>>28033214
>tfw even ur mum is a fucking roastie
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Can't you just pay for a weiner enlargement?

I know there are some potential risks, like with any kind of surgery, but if you already have a microdick would you really care if there's a 1% chance you'll never get erections again?
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>>28034113

I don't want to have a retarded play dough transman """penis"""
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>>28033560
>Could light exist without darkness? Could Chad exist without betas and robots? We're here for a reason.
t. I chingbot
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>>28035285
Well you fking don't m8
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>>28033374
Yes, either find some damaged goods that is terrified of sex, or get an asexual girlfriend. also lots of money to keep them anyway, because theyre still women and will still leave you for a guy with a dollar more, sex or not.
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