What are your thoughts on ass eating?
>>28032817
i always get to go first when gf and i take turns
I think it's the Jews literally laughing at us while they brainwash us with their media. Just think about it, some Jews 10 yeas ago were like, "look they literally imitate everything we put on a screen, I bet we could have them literally licking each other's assholes in no time". And it worked
It's great, I love eating a girls ass.
>>28032817
tastes like shit
original
I've done this to boi pussy before. I really want to do it again. Major fetish
>>28032916
Yep
Although jews are really into assholes and scat. Don't ask me why. They probably are getting off on it, too.
Don't know about eating ass, but I loving going down on woman
>>28032817
I wanna try it, but I'm kind of a germaphobe. It'd be great if a perfect girl that has another method of removing waste could be created. I love ass. I mean... I love the look of it. Still a virgin. :(
>>28032916
I kind of halfway agree with you, not really into the whole Jews controlling everything though. There's definitely media brainwashing though.
Can't imagine anyone telling me 10 years ago, that literally tonguing a girls shitlocker would be seen as normal foreplay
>>28032817
Ass eating is why 50% of gay men are infected with intestinal parasites. It's also increasing the number of straight people who have them as well. Despite this I would love to get my asshole eaten out and there are some women who may qualify for a rimjob as well
I always eat ass. JK, this is /r9k/ I'm a beta virgin
>>28032817
Too much work for too little enjoyment.
I've never tried it and I wouldn't be adverse to it if a girl really wanted it given she was into my kinks and was extremely clean.
>>28033002
man, he's fucking right
>>28032817
I want to the girls butts but what is in the butt I want to butt out
>>28032817
it's hot af and it's the number one thing my girl gets off on
I think people like it because it's really kinky, it makes the girl feel super slutty and the guy feel like he can have whatever he wants
i love giving and receiving. my current gf hates butt stuff but i did manage to get her to rim me once while she was drunk and upset
>>28033002
yeah...but the thing is it still isn't seen as normal foreplay. the average girl doesn't expect you to eat her ass and she probably wouldn't even let you without some persuasion on your end
My wife absolutely hates it so I've never actually tried it for more than a second or two before she asks me to stop.
>>28032817
Idk, I didnt even get pussy yet AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>28033002
Jewluminati is powerful as all hell. Have some redpills. First link is a documentary made by a jew. Last one is a proxy to bypass government censorship of the truth.
David Cole in Auschwitz (1hr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQjNs-Ght8s
Auschwitz - Why The Gas Chambers Are A Myth (1hr)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruD4I4f5LkQ
Bishop Richard Williams(5m)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C9BuXe2RM
Proxy
http://www.proxfree.com/youtube-proxy.php
>>28032916
Or maybe you're just vanilla
It's a living, growing meme.
https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=eating%20ass
I swear I'm naturally turned on by eating ass! It's not because I read a Gawker article telling me it's the new norm.
If I actually had a GF I'd gladly eat her ass
>>28033272
Idk man, looking at some chicks Tindrs, and Snapchats it seems like it's getting there.
Maybe not as "normal as regular oral atm, it's definitely increasing at least with the youth.
Same thing that happened with anal. Not every chick is down to do it, but there's way more that don't even give it a 2nd thought in comparison to how it used to be.
>>28033616
https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=%2Fm%2F02m01w&cmpt=q&tz=Etc%2FGMT%2B4
https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=rimming&cmpt=q&tz=Etc%2FGMT%2B4
I've always considered it gross.
Then people tell me "dude not if she washed it"
Yeah okay, want me to lick your ass hole? You better wash it hard core minutes before sex.
>>28032817
half the thread is "oh yeah thats fucking hot Ive never been near an actual person in 3 years" and the other half is "da joos" what the fuck is this thread
>>28033692
i'll agree with that, but i dont think its because of brainwashing or jews. i think its just sexuality in general is becoming less taboo so people feel more willing to do the weird shit they've always wanted to do deep down
>>28032916
>>28032965
>>28033002
>>28033272
>>28033616
>>28033724
I'm not one to defend degeneracy or the eternal Jew, but people have been into sodomy/anal play for centuries, if not thousands of years. The thing is that it's being promoted more so it becomes "mainstream".
Some people genuinely have this fetish though, same with oral fixation there's anal fixation. Probably some weird psych behind it.
Anyway I have noticed them pushing the "anal" and "interracial" theme a lot lately. But again both of these things have been found throughout history, and probably in nature in other species as well.
>feet, anal, rimming, pegging is all considered normal nowadays
>in 10 years everyone will be doing scat and piss
>in 20 years doggy style will mean doing it with your dog
>in 30 years we will have family gangbangs
Looks like there's no stopping the sexual revolution familia.
>>28032817
My thoughts are confused, mostly.
Like why would you eat the business-end of her shit-pipe when her pussy is right next to it
>>28033731
same deal with 'boi pucci' and just anal in general.
Like why go play in the storm drain, even if there was a heavy storm the other day, when there's a perfectly good playground right next to it.
>>28033724
>the original proponents of the behavior call it something entirely different
How do you say it? "jej", "kek", "lel"?
>>28032817
All I know is that I'm sick and tired of seeing Mike Adriano's mongoloid face and ground beef cock. Is he really the new go to performer/director? He's monopolizing my favorite aspects of butt play.
>>28033770
>i dont think its because of brainwashing
>becoming less taboo
That's because of the media & exposure though. Literally every trend starts out that way, just look at what's common in porn now.
>>28032916
It is partly porn and partly improved sanitation. Anal sex, oral sex, and poohole licking were very rare prior to the 1930s. Not just among hetero people either. Gay guys wouldn't use the butt because it wasn't very clean and getting clean wasn't as easy.
>>28033724
Ireland is fucking perverted. They lead the world in twink related searches too.
Soulless ginger degenerates.
>>28033770
>i dont think its because of brainwashing or jews
The massive brainwashing programs that exist in society today absolutely dwarf anything that has existed previously. All that WWII, old fashioned brainwashing "propaganda"? Child's play compared to what's going on today.
It's based and it should be mandatory part of the food pyramid to eat ass 5 times per day.
Jews made me type this
>>28033900
cool. well you clearly have your mind made up about this, so au revoir and good luck with the jews
>>28033781
The question is:Can we breed dogs to have larger vaginas?
>>28034008
>Can we breed dogs to have larger vaginas?Why would we want that? The tighter, the better.
>>28034045
>>28034008
I think it's an issue of the ability to enter vs the actual size. The tail gets in the way.
So we'd have to breed dogs without tails
lmao as a black guy there's no fucking way in hell i'll stick my tongue up any of her holes
>>28034006
I never said anything about the jews, I don't believe in that /pol/ shit.
It's pretty clear though that media influences all trends and lifestyles though. I'm not sure how that is so hard to believe.
>>28034045
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natural_bobtail#Dogs
I can't lie. I absolutely love it.
I would never do it to any girl though. Only someone I have known for a long time and whom I*d consider to spend the rest of my life with. (and of course she has to shower before)
I only had 1 gf in my life, and that was a very long time ago. I remember she reacted estranged when my tongue 'accidentally' slipped there the first few times. But she always kept her asshole perfectly clean because she knew I would try it during sex. At some point she let me do it freely and as long as I want. I feel she never really got into it, but she let it happen because she knew how horny it makes me.
I can't even describe what exactly I love about it. The smell of her ass cheeks in your nose. Your face sunk between them. The warmth. Feeling the fine texture of her asshole with your tongue. The small tiny contractions of her sphincter. Just wonderful
>>28034098
I don't think I'd want to fuck any of those dogs.
My gf literally just ate my ass for the first time about 2-3 hours ago and I can confirm that it is the single greatest thing that can happen to your asshole. Came so fucking hard that it almost hurt towards the end. Rad as fuck.
As for eating ass myself, I do it all the time. I love getting sloppy on a clam and grazing the brown eye here and there. Gf loves it.
>>28033902
How exactly has sanitation changed in the last hundred years? We still use the same old soap and water.
>>28034117
>not wanting to stick your dick up a Old English Sheepdog
What are you, a faggot?
you never go ass to mouth senpai
>>28034190
We shower much more often
I know know poop comes out of there, and they probably taste like shit, but it still makes my dick hard.
Butts just look so soft and beautiful. My mind will probably change once I actually try it for the 1st time & I experience female hygiene 1st hand.
>>28034089
>I don't believe in that /pol/ shit
/pol/ is a joke, a shithole for angry, conceited white teenagers to act edgy without consequence.
However, that being said, alot of their shit is on point. I recommend you watch some youtube videos on holocaust revisionism.
>>28034207
I was thinking something like this...
When people talk about "eating ass" do they mean licking pussy from behind? Or literally licking the anus?
Anything with an anus is disgusting and wrong. Shit comes out of there. Fucking faggots.
But she poops from there... bloxplox
>>28032817
I say that if the asshole looks good, and you want to do it, go for it. But of course only if it is clean. If I did that shit and my tongue got literal shit on it then I would be really upset. Not really into it anyways desu. That picture is hot though.
>>28034302
Licking that sweet chocolate maker of course.
Who the fuck would want to stick their tongue in a roastie vagina?
For everyone who is interested, I'll give you a text tour of going down on the ole' butt.
DISCLAIMER
>communicate with your partner so they know you want to do it, and make sure they have showered very recently and have not defecated since they cleaned their asshole.
First thing is the smell. It doesn't really smell like shit at all. It is a very light aroma, somewhat like crayons. If they follow the disclaimer above, it will not be unpleasant.
The taste is very bland. A clean ass has very little taste. It is comparable to licking any part of the body.
Finally, the texture. Let me start by saying this is my favorite part. It is just the right amount of rough to keep your tongue where you want it. The feeling on your tongue is amazing.
The only downside is if they have a big ass you might have to fight to get your tongue to it, which is no fun. The upside is guaranteed anal right after.
>>28034302
It's just the opposite side of the gastrointestinal tract. You would kiss a girl on the mouth but you wouldn't kiss her anus? That's like saying you'll eat the top of the churro but not the bottom. Doesn't make any sense m8
>>28034352
Got sawce with dat?
>>28034302
>doesn't even know what eating ass is
>calls other people faggots for doing it
not a fan
that surprise tongue at the asshole to make her jump is always welcome tho
>>28034352
I hope you get a parasite that slowly eats your eyes and brains. Because thats basically what youre asking for if you eat ass.
>>28034302
>[current year]
>not being a faggot
whatever, cuck
>>28034352
>porn featuring bald guys
literally a scourge on humanity, there is nothing more disgusting
>>28034190
Bathing more often. Using better sanitary devices. You can buy an ass cleaning attachment to attach to your bathtub now. Granny couldn't do that.
We work less strenuous jobs. We use more perfumes.
Porn is also important. So is sexual liberalization. But we can do more sex now because we are cleaner.
Do you guys actually spend more than a few seconds eating ass?
Y'all nasty. You're only supposed to maybe tease it for like a second with your tongue while your eating her pussy. You don't make a fucking show of it.
>>28032817
Concept is disgusting. If you take a step back and realise you're putting your tongue around the orifice in which pounds of disease-carrying bacteria are ejected daily, it's kinda gross
>>28034402
>he doesn't want to taste what a qt had earlier with two soft cheeks in his hands
Are you a faggot or something?
>>28032817
I thought John Travola was gay?
>>28034461
Youre a fucking disgusting faggot and you know God has already given up on you. Hang yourself and burn in hell faggot.
>>28032916
>Making the "Goyim" embrace eating ass
>Thinking this would be a bad idea
Yeah it just parodies itself at this bot tbqhwyf
>>28034515
>believing in a imaginary boogie man
Kek, it all makes sense now. Enjoy missing out on bliss.
>>28034436
Eating ass is not a warm-up or anything like that. It is the main event. What I'm looking for in a lady is a girl who is content just getting her asshole licked for a few hours in the evenings, no penetrative sex
>>28034620
jesus christ nigga
>>28034617
>he is an unironical atheist fedora tipping autist
Jesus H christ.. you do realize you are the reason the white race is losing right? Christianity is the only hope for the white race.
>>28032817
Absolutely disgusting.
original
original x2
>>28034714
Reported for bloxposting.
>>28034671
Boy....
This better be ironic
>>28034736
announcing your report is also against the rules you fat jewish nerd
>>28034849
No it isnt. Read the rules noob.
>>28034843
>gets BTFO
>all he has to say is "boy...."
Oh look youre pulling a carl the cuck.
>>28034896
Submitting false or misclassified reports, or otherwise abusing the reporting system may result in a ban. Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH SOMEONES GONNA GET A BAN
>>28034965
Are you implying you reported me? In that case you broke 2 rules. You will be perm banned anon. Goodbye.
>>28035081
less arguing, more delicious fudge factories
asian anus
