>wake up
>look like this
>what would you do /r9k/?
>>28032469
Act like an inferior being, since as a non-white my reasoning skills have dropped to the levels of a white child.
>>28032469
>get haircut
>get nose job
>hope I'm 6'2 and have a big dick
>???
>profit
>>28032469
panic. how to explain this to parents to friends. at least that guy looks better than my present self.
Get a better haircut
That one makes him look like a fob
>>28032469
Masturbate in front of a mirror. Repeat until dick is raw.