>>28032440
she wiped your ass for 2 years, so at least you don't have to do that for her

>>28032488
Oh fuck OP BTFO

>>28032488
Moms only do that so they can laugh at your little foreskin-less peepee every time they pull off your diaper.

>>28032692
It's true. My mother was horribly depressed when I was a baby. Every changing she was met with a perfectly intact foreskin, which of course brought her no joy. She took her life shortly after and I never quite learned the intricacies of anal hygiene. Some of the fecal matter has been there so long that it's almost identical to a thick, dark reptilian skin. But things could be worse, I find some solace in having a normal penis.

>>28032488
Difference is that babies are like pets and basically aren't human but an old woman is an old woman.