>gf wants to buy $2000 handbag
>tell her it looks like something that is worth $80's at Nordstrom rack
>save $2000
who /genius/ here
>have problems with condoms all my life
>sudden /genius/ moment makes me realise I actually have a big dick
>start using magnum size
>everything is alright
Plus cashiers blush at me now. Pretty good feeling tbqh.
>>>normbook
>>28031958
I really don't care for your made up normie-bullshit but I like the pic somehow, do you got the sauce of it?
>wanting a $2000 handbag
Your gf is retarded, pal.
>>28032911
No way. She's competitive. You manboys could use a little of that.
>>28031958
>gf leaves you for sandnigger who can buy her $2000 handbag
so the legend goes
From my experience only the most vapid of roasties love that designer brand stuff T B H
And it's always either spoiled white girls or chinks.
>>28032967
Yep. OP's gf is def formulating plan B.
>>28033015
Translated: good looking white and Asian girls who want nothing to do with me like nice things.
>>28032134
>meet qt3.14 and ask her to do something with me
>tfw buy multiple rolls of magnums
>tfw tell her she can now go
>tfw use them for waterballoon fight with myself
YEAHHHHHH
>>28031958
2000 - 80 is not 2000