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So I posted something about this in the thread about the danish whore yesterday, and somebody there requested I make a thread today. Just saw an escort for the first time. I don't feel like summarizing the whole experience so just ask whatever you want and I'll answer. The tl;dr of it is that it was definitely worth it, and I'll probably do it again.
>>28030220
I'm sad for you
Escorts are a meme, just take your vitamins. Expensive but fun, life changing even.
How hot was she? Did you kiss? I'm assuming you were a khhv before, how did the initial interaction go, ie how did you tell her what you wanted?
>>28030666
>how hot was she
For me she was a 9/10. A fit blonde with a cute face. Honestly surprised at how good she looked.
Did you kiss?
No, I didn't know if she offered GFE, and she smelled like cigarettes which made me not want to get too intimate.
>I'm assuming you were a khhv before, how did the initial interaction go, ie how did you tell her what you wanted?
Actually not a khhv (inb4 reeeeee normie get out, 1 of my 2 friends threw a fat slut my way one time), originally we were both a little nervous. She started disrobing, I followed suit, she told me to get on the bed and she did her thing.
>>28030655
I have no idea what the fuck are you're talking about
>>28030628
You shouldn't be. It was fun m8ey
>>28030823
ok. what did you pay?
>>28030906
$160 for a half hour. Not the cheapest around but worth every penny, and a lot cheaper than the higher end escorts. I got the full 30 minutes, even after I came she sat on the bed and talked with me for a bit (yes I'm a beta male).
>>28030220
Scared of HIV?
A few months from now you could fall ill brah...
>>28030973
She was actually very professional when, used a condom for everything. She even made sure it was rolled down all the way to the base, which for some reason she was having trouble with. It would be literally impossible for me to get HIV from this visit.
>>28031001
What about HPV? You scured yet?
>>28031032
Not at all. I might get it, but chances are pretty low. In any case it's just an incurable rash, really. Nothing that's going to fuck me up like HIV.
>>28031093
Did you feel like you were in control/dominant?
Could you just move the bitch around and fuck her any way you pleased?
>>28031032
>>28031093
Also, you're probably just as likely to get that kind of thing from club sluts and tinder slags. Those outbreaks you hear about don't all come from escorts.
>>28031093
Oh, and how old was she?
Also, get dem pics out son
>>28031136
Yes, but I let her lead the way at first. She was an absolute pro at taking dick. I didn't try to throw her around or choke her or anything, but maybe next time.
>>28031157
She looked like she was maybe in her mid 20's. Not haggard or used up looking at all though.
No pics, I don't want some robot fucking things up for me. I plan on seeing her again.
>>28031093
>incurable rash
>genital warts/cancer
wew
>>28031145
The people I am around in my daily life aren't club sluts and tinder slags, so I wouldn't catch anything from them if I lost my v card.
STDs are the reason I haven't started abusing escorts yet. I feel like I am on a knife edge where I am either going to live life as a borderline-mormon or go all out nutts.
>>28031203
My apologies, I was thinking of herpes. Yeah genital warts would definitely suck, but the chance of a male contracting it with a condom is so low I'm really not worried.
>>28031195
You can draw some scribbles on a pic in MS paint to stop people reverse image searching.
How old are you? What are your kinks that you want to try out with escorts in the future?
>>28031225
Go nuts but be safe about it. Go on escort review sites and find a girl who has some good reviews in her area. A lot safer than backpage.
>>28031255
Nah I'm too lazy to do that
>how old are you
24
>What are your kinks
I have so many. Feet, creampie (will obviously never do this though), dom, anal. Feet should at least be feasible.
>>28031260
I split my dick (the frenulum) from abusing it to hard. It still hasn't healed properly and often bleeds a small amount, like an open wound the size of a pin head. I know this leaves me extremely exposed should the condom break or any shit like that.
FML
>>28031320
Go to the doctor to get your banjo string healed m night famalan
>>28031341
>>28031320
Also invest in some lube or lotion ffs
>>28031341
yeah I will. Does any vaginal fluids ever get inside the condom when it doesnt break? How common is a break?
>>28031378
damage is done now broski - dick is forever deformed
>>28031420
No, that's the whole point of a condom...
I don't know how often they break, but it's very unlikely if you use proper lubrication.
>>28031470
Alright, im in the UK. Pick an escort you think would be good to see and link it here, ill take the plunge.
preference is age 30+
>>28031516
website is adultwork for uk btw
>>28031516
>>28031538
I thought escorts were legal over there?
Anyway, it's up to you to pick one out. I don't know your preferences.
theeroticreview.com
^that's the review site I mainly rely on here in the states, don't know how used it is in europe.
>>28031591
it is a legal grey area where no one gets in trouble
I thought there was some "knack" to picking out good ones?
>>28031630
I just looked for ones that make my dick tingly, reverse image searched their photos to make sure they're not copied, and looked at their reviews. Reviews are written by the clients so they're a pretty good indicator.
>>28031656
Link one here from AW that you would choose, age 30+
>>28031711
Jesus Christ dude.
http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?TargetURL=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.adultwork.com%2FHomeIEC.asp%3FSwitch%3D1&UserID=1211243&NavUserIDs=2892961x2680537x2622384x2478768x2075905x591991x1882248x3034673x358842x2789936x2232513x2850726x1059498x773256x3036828x3030086x2934799x2893642x1501300x2909051x3472218x3349020x738838x3244867x64385x2153609x1720706x14590x2132363x50088x3033921x2333725x1318410x806956x1737312x3079162x3437843x2528090x2217522x289014x1235849x2099774x1123928x979917x2386003x2373910x1738428x1860515x3226150x1959560x1614731x2961752x362010x1273889x3207842x366969x1056525x3350448x2653017x769205x688036x2290025x1485398x3097816x1577083x2867015x1211243x2101458x901714x1806181x1682137x2971926x2188140x3414692x2229143x2535782x3228040x2742632x3330381x1975549x1193754x3441842x3341572x534524x1975128x1501299x799764x1214491x2293287x1451900x1177053x1156358x496795x3358427x214509x1971392x3004028x1959560x3226150x1860515x1738428x2373910x2386003x979917x1123928x2099774x1235849x289014x2217522x2528090x3437843x1614731x2961752x688036x769205x2653017x3350448x1056525x366969x3207842x1273889x362010
She looks good. That's basically what you asked of me right? Pick one that looks hot?
>>28031797
yep, thanks for your service
>>28031968
No problem, enjoy your poon.
