What's your biggest regret?
>made joke after somebody died, nobody laughed
Its a tie between getting sober and letting the perfect girl for me get away. She could've made me not a robot sperg anymore.
>when i was young i could give myself blowjobs
>didn't do it very often
>now i can't
>>28028623
I let her go away too, but it was because I was overbearing and texted her everyday
but no, I wasn't feeling anything out of the norm, just the classic "afraid to lose" feel
>Smoking weed all the time in high school.
>not fucking the only girl I ever got anywhere with
>being a beta bitch
>>28028601
>grandma finds out she has cancer
>few weeks later her birthday
>smoking cigs outside with my dad and sisters
>say we should put cigarettes in the cake and have a cancer cake
>I laugh
>they look at me in disgust
>I didn't hit back
Too late anyway
>>28028601
OP I have been in this same situation
>At University
>Some kid normie accidentally gets drunk and falls off a balcony and becomes paralysed
>Sitting in class the next day alone
>Group of normies across from me discussing how sad it is
>Want to join in the conversation to make a joke because I thought normies liked dark jokes
>Loudly say 'm-maybe she jumped off the BALCON-y because she was so drunk she thought she was a FALCON-y!'
>nobody laughs
>someone calls me a 'creepy fuck'
>people visibly pissed at me for days
>they eventually forget about me as always
Jesus I don't understand them.
>>28028601
Spending the first 21 years of my life censoring myself to the point where I killed my personality entirely.
The moment I stopped putting everything I thought and said through a mental filter was the moment I started actually enjoying life.
9th grade
stayed home to watch E3 instead of hanging out with a girl who invited me over
>>28028736
lol, tourette made the opposite to me, I guess I said too much
>>28028756
why? regret that?
video games > girls
>>28028601
>nobody laughed
yeah, should have laughed at your own joke like some sort of turbo autist
that would have been a much more memeworthy story for the 4chinz
>>28028776
I consider it the single moment where I could have escaped robothood, and I fucked it up
>>28028601
I don't understand the concept. Never did.
How can I regret a decision that I felt was correct at the time, because I had no way of knowing any better? I've made stupid decisions my entire life, but I've always known that was the only way they could've happened.
I've never made a decision where afterwards I went "coulda woulda shoulda" and actually saw a scenario that wasn't going to be equally fucked up. I've probably even fucked up with the person that could've been the love of my life, but do I regret it? No. At the time, I did not know what I wanted of life, and it was only by dumping her and going out with a few other girls later that I even realized she was actually just my type.
But I needed to learn that of myself. Otherwise I would've always been miserable with her. Regret is just something stupid or emotional people do, who haven't thought things through.
>>28028723
>m-maybe she jumped off the BALCON-y because she was so drunk she thought she was a FALCON-y!'
top kek m8, normies don't have humor sense
>>28028767
I guess I shouldn't say I stopped censoring myself entirely, I obviously keep some things to myself sometimes when it would be completely inappropriate, but in casual conversation I'm a lot more open than I used to be and it has helped a lot.
>>28028804
kissing won't fix robothood, it's part of us
I thought like that before I lost my kv
>>28028601
Fucked up my friendship with my only friend.
>>28028650
fug, got me feelin
>>28028756
IKTFB. I could type out a long story about but in 8th grade I got severely addicted to Morrowind and ignored all my friends over summer, including girls that given me numbers. When going into high-school, I knew no-one and winded up graduating as a friendless KHV all throughout HS. Still am, obviously.
If I had not gotten addicted to Morrowind for a few months over the summer maybe I wouldn't ended up being where I am today.
Right now?
Listening to my stupid mother.
Fuck, lost a ton of profit because sold major stocks to early.
I am fucking pissed and regretful at the moment
>>28028736
>The moment I stopped putting everything I thought and said through a mental filter was the moment I started actually enjoying life.
how could you do it tho ?
there is a reason why you put filters to your thoughts (protecting yourself)
>>28029222
Let the winners ride at let the losers die.
Come on senpai this is rule 1. Fuck a roastie get on /biz/, cocaine and get money. Your mom is poor for a damn good reason.
My biggest regret is never going to live with my dad like my brothers did. Now I'm stuck living with my mom who's a hoarder.
>Leaving the only opportunity of being with her behind.
>>28029836
>tfw she actually hugged me for a whole minute and said something like "time is running fast, anon"
>>28028601
>What's your biggest regret?
Growing up.
>>28029926
>tfw I sometimes see her and i remind myself that i can never have a 2nd chance.
>tfw when i can remember exactly our first kiss.
>Talking to friend about girls from highschool
>"Hey anon, have you seen Samantha? shes really fat now"
>"Thats nothing, have you seen Erin? shes nothing but skin and bones"
>friend laughs
Its all in the delivery
Also for context, Erin had recently gotten hit by a truck and died
not succeeding at my first suicide attempt
>>28030033
>skin and bones"
>hit by a truck
My guess is that she was depressive and threw herself in front of the truck.
>>28030063
If at first you don't succeed
>>28030095
Actually a garbage truck killed her and her family
it was right around Christmas too, its always sadder that time of year
>>28030028
> Smooches
Fuckin normie get your low lying kiester off of my property!
>>28030106
...You probably shouldn't take up skydiving.
>>28030125
>and her family
Damn, being serious, on a good side nobody of her family is alive to lament about the tragedy.
>>28028601
Alright, I'm not proud of this one but I want to get it out of my chest
>summer, something around 15yo
>visiting my cousins cottage
>the younger cousin brought a friend, both of them girls
>introductions and everything, all normal. I hadn't developed my severe beta autism yet
>we play on the swimming pool and then eat
>notice the girl is very touchy, always trying to play to drown me and push me to the pool from the border, all that kind of stuff kids do on the water
>we eat and do some stuff outside, I don't really remember much
>we go inside
>we three enter my cousins bedroom
>we sit in her bed
>she turns off the lights
>starts playing a movie, very loud
>5 minutes later, she makes some excuse and leaves
>I sit there with that girl for almost an hour
>Doing nothing. I took out my laptop and started to watch videos
Only now I realise I could have lost at least my kiseless card that day with that girl that literally spent the entire day giggling and playing with me.
>>28030185
Worst part is the driver didn't even go to jail for it even though:
>driver applies for job driving truck
>lied on form about medical problem
>medical problem makes you fall asleep
>surprise surprise, fall asleep at the wheel and kill people
giving too much of a shit
>>28030190
This faggot was born under the sign of the archwizard, jesus
>>28029960
My biggest regret is not growing up. I hate being a manchild.
>>28028601
I just put my 3ds stylus up my urethra.
Being horny makes me retarded.
>>28028601
That's your biggest regret?
Shit man, you must really have a boring life.
>>28028676
Maybe cause that's not even a joke you dumb fuck
Bestiality probably.
>>28031829
He said regret anon, not joy
What was it btw? Deer here
>>28031923
Wolf
Original
>>28031414
>not hacking your 3ds instead
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
>>28031953
Yeah, alright do regret it
I really didn't like it anyway, humans are definitely better. I was very horny back then
>>28031414
That hurt to read you faggot
>>28028601
Not doing internships in college. I literally fucked myself over thinking that a college degree would be enough, but in the end getting experience is 20x more important than that shitty piece of paper
>>28028601
>made joke before somebody died
>that person died days later
eh, it's actually not a regret. feel kind of powerful.
>>28030063
Did it work the second time?
>>28032217
If you do well in school, internships don't matter.
Too bad you went to a community college, fag.
