What if tomorrow we all wake up as real anthropomorphic creatures? What would you do? What would the world be like?
Re enact no pain no gain
Nothing would change. Are you delusional or something? We would still fuck with people because
>muh fur color is so much better
Normies would still be normies, chads still chads and you would still suck. Literally nothing would change. We would just seek other excuses to hate each other.
>anthropomorphic
>described or thought of as being like human beings in appearance, behavior, etc.
Already living that dream, OP.
>tfw will never be anthropomorphic tiger and yiff unwilling catgirls using my spiny cock
Fuck rabbits.
>>28028515
It'd be cool.
>mfw
>>28028515
I'd kill as many people as I could, and then myself.
I've always had a deep hatred of furries. It's a mental illness that these idiots want treated as a legit thing.
>>28028515
That's basically becoming a nigger. Since I'm already one I know what the furry dream is like
>>28030726
Don't ever lower yourself to the level of a fucking furry anon!
>>28030751
There is nothing wrong with furries who wear condoms.
Blacks are fucking up all sorts of shit though.
>>28028515
I would be so fucking happy. I'm legitimately severely depressed because I'm not a real anthro furry qt3.13.
>>28031264
Do you have a fursona? What kind of animal do you want to be?
>>28031264
OP here, me too anon. What creature would you hope to be?
>>28031264
this shit hits too close to home
>>28031281
I really really hate the word "fursona" cause it implies you're cosplaying.
Alsofennec-goat mix or someshit like that, I always had a certain mental image of what I want to be but it doesn't match anything that exists, who cares if it's a real specie or not, furries just stick to species they know because le imagination broken
>>28031298
See >>28031362
>>28031340
Going steady since at least 9 years old, thought it's a phase. It's not. Had to take meds and shit. Didn't help.
I'd go out and build a harem of sissy faggots and make a living renting out their holes. This will work, porn told me so.
>>28031482
Furry on human rape is hot as fuck.
>will never impregnate human women with my dog knot and make them raise my pups
>>28031482
>>28031511
Honestly so much this. Specially if you happen to be le hung stalion and just snu snu some of them to death.
>>28031543
Sissyfaggots, harem sluts, stallions and snuff... you have great taste anon.
>>28028515
Well at least the balding problem would be solved. Unless my fur would start falling out too.
I would like to be a dragon. Anthropomorphic lizards are boring, but being a full fledged dragon who terrorizes towns and hoards loot and keeps sex slaves to jack off my six foot dick would be incredible.
>>28031889
They're definitely the most alpha after stallions
>>28031912
Is least alpha bunny boy?
>>28031999
That or alpha fox with emo hair dyed bright blue
>>28031889
dragons are the biggest fuccboi furries on the planet. seriously they're always either shadow the edgehog tier or complete flaming faggots.
the cool, chill people are usually just regular non-sparkledog lizards or birds.
>>28032057
I've met cool dragons just the feral ones though the dragonmen are indeed fuckbois
I'd probably end up a mouse, or cricket and get stepped on by chad tigerdick.
>>28032548
If you were a mouse you could be a trap at least. Remember all beta animals would be passable traps in this reality
>people still hate furries like it's 2006 /b/
People on image boards are so impressionable.
>>28033958
OP, and I agree. Obviously biased but I don't really get it. Furries are pretty much highly refined robot fuel to me.
> be Italian
a reality for some
>>28034005
Yeah, the prison gay either goes to furries or to traps, and I actually find trapfags more obnoxious
>>28028515
go fast obviously
>>28034109
Prison gay is a meme. Sorry to shatter a brittle wall of your glass tower. Would you fuck babies if those were all that existed? Most animals and people are functionally bisexual
>>28034168
Fuck off Kinsey
http://www.nytimes.com/2005/07/05/health/straight-gay-or-lying-bisexuality-revisited.html?_r=0
>>28034272
>tries to rebuttal argument against prison gay.
>proves there is no such thing as prison gay with their own article.
>>28028515
Why is this pic so amazing? And why does it feel like this cat was literally asking that question when this was taken?
>>28034433
To be honest with you that article has been largely debunked. Bisexual men are extremely rare though.
>>28028515
I would like having claws and would probably enjoy sex more. I suspect things would be largely the same though, unless technology is scaled back enough for physical differences to be very relevant.
>>28031511
More posts like this they make me wanna cum
>>28036536
B-but what about mewling slutty kitty fembois? .//.
>>28036609
who gives a shitwho gives a shit
I'd automatically get fit, since there's no skinnyfat furries, and with my luck I'd get turned onto a hyena or some shit. My fursona's a Doberman hyperchad though. Best would be if I'd become a hyperchad Doberman, but probnably no such luck.
PROLAPSE ALL THE KITTY AND FOX BOIS PUSSIES WITH MY GIANT WOLF KNOT
I would be pretty mad because while I am a massive furfaggot that likes big lizard dicks I'm just too pro-human to ever like the concept of transformation.
>>28037853
>My fursona
>Doberman hyperchad
TOPKEK
