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>tfw you realize your bf is a fucking loser
>>28028113
Sage this b8 you fucking losers
where is roll guy to derail?
>>28028113
Git wif me, bb
I'm proper nice like, uk, you? ;)
>>28028113
Fucking die you nigger loving slut
I hope he beats you to death
I hope you get lye thrown on your face
>>28028144
>mistyping your trip
fugg
>tfw if I had a gf I'd suspect this was about me
>but I don't have a gf
>>28028162
its not like anyone knows your trip OR cares
>>28028113
>is he really the best I can get?.superman
>>28028199
This is true.
No one gives a fuck.
>>28028229
>blah blah i watched superman fly away
>>28028167
Kek
Origan0
>>28028113
>tfw you rape your gf and she pretends to dislike it
Oh wait this is a """"fembot"""" thread I'll escort myself out
>>28028158
things like this warms my hearth
>tfw have gf and wish this was about me so I could break it up
>mfw odds of that are close to none
>>28028113
Are you that much better? Give him a chance. Unless you're very young, your next relationship won't be much better. If he doesn't smack you around or give you an STD, then you're doing OK.
I can make you feel better. I have an 8 inch cock and I'm ready to rock, I will fill you up like a sock.
>>28028113
>tfw you realize you should've listened to your parents and dump him years ago
Even though we broke up when I was 21, parents always give the best advice when it comes to relationships
>>28028158
HOLY FKIN SHIT, SHES ALIVE. SHES ALIVE IN THAT PICTURE
>>28028113
My boyfriend is kind of a loser too, but as am I so whatever. We have a good thing going on where I'm essentially the only person in his life that talks to him, and he gives me validation. He wants to get married, but I think I'd rather die than marry him or anyone for that matter.
>>28028158
What emotion does this expression convey?
>>28028432
For some reason I feel like I've seen this face in a video game before.
I always knew my ex was a loser and I loved him anyway. I paid for his food, I loved him, we were together. Then he stole from me.
Never ever date losers.
>>28028432
Agony and Boredom.
>>28028455
Fallout 3/New Vegas Ghouls.
>embarrassed to be seen in public with boyfriend
Any fembots know this feel? I'm thinking about dumping him. He's a super nice guy and very giving and loving but he's just too much of a socially awkward loser. I can do better than him.
>>28028516
>Then he stole from me.
whaaat?
Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.I'm a loser but at least I have morals. Without it I'd really be worthless.
>>28028536
>I can do better than him.
thats all that matters. drop him instantly.
>>28028552
Yeah, but that's like a really bitchy thing to do. We've only been together for like 2 months so I'm thinking about breaking it off anyway.
>>28028573
if you dont wanna seem to bitchy just pretend to care a little
>>28028517
Actually I thought about it, looks like the first zombie you meet in Resident Evil. God that pale motherfucker scared me.
>>28028573
Tell him about it maybe ?
You're in a relationship you shouldn't feel awkward,just talk to him about it.
>>28028113
<tfw a roastie tries to troll/get beta attention
>>28028536
You're not better than anyone, you filthy skank.
All you cunts think that you can do 'better'. You can't. You will just wander from loser to nigger to loser and hopefully the guy you get after him kills you.
I seriously hope you get fucking murdered. You disgusting, uppity slut
>>28028113
>bf
>fembot
>tfw bf is at work
>tfw no one is here to assure me I'm okay
>tfw sending him lovey snapchats until he gets home
>tfw don't want to exist unless bf is with me
>>28028667
>>28028620
How do you tell your boyfriend that you're embarrassed to be seen with them?
>bipolar
>ADHD
>hyperactive
>constantly smoke weed to remain happy
>even on medication people still say I'm annoying
The last boyfriend I had was in highschool and it only lasted 6 months because he couldn't deal with me any longer. He said I embarrassed him so many times . He tried helping me act normal, but it just frustrated him. I haven't had friends since highschool. It's either I'm really depressed or I'm really excited. Silence makes me nervous so I often act out or blurt out random things. It's driven away many people.
>>28028742
"I need some space for myself right now"
>>28028742
Did you ever tried to ask him why he act that way ?
He can change if you help him,unless he got some trauma or something like that
>>28028742
I'd own up to it, what kind of relationship is based on lies? When you actively avoid being seen with them in public you think they're going to be oblivious?
>>28028755
Have you tried medication?
>>28028113
>>28028430
>>28028516
>>28028517
>>28028755
>GUys im a grill btw XDXD
>pay attention to meeeeeeeeeeee
Fuck. Off.
Fuck off.
We seriously do not care. We do not care about your day, we don't care about your boyfriend, we don't care about your issues. One thing we certainly don't care about is your fucking opinions. Jesus Christ, why did you make this post? Did it benefit, inform, arouse concern in ANYONE? No. You posted this because you are a solipsistic whoer who thinks she matters because guys like her facebook photos. I can hear you just now, you're thinking "but i don't have fa-" SHUT THE FUCK UP. I don't care about your fucking tumblr either. It's a site where you post pictures of yourself for validation, hell it could be /r9k/ for all that matters - you are still an attention whoer. The guys that have called you beautiful on omegle have convinced you that you have any kind of worth, guess what: you don't. You're valued for a vagina. That's it. Nothing else. Why you think owning something that 50% of the human population owns makes your opinions worthy of shit is fucking beyond me.
Words cannot describe the utter amount of hatred I have for you. I cannot stand your vapid personality, the way you look so clueless all the time. You are a literal robot who lives for nothing more than getting validation from random guys on the internet i.e. us, and you think we're going to tolerate you parading your fucking boring thoughts on our board? Think again, cunt. Girls like you are the most boring people anyone could ever meet, because you do nothing but talk about some guy you met on here or what was on tumblr/reddit or your hair or some song you supposedly like or just SOME OTHER SHIT WE DON'T CARE ABOUT. Fuck you. You have the audacity to expect us to care when you never provide any interesting discourse or state something interesting, you literally just consume and regurgitate SHIT. We whole heartedly despise you, and you should never forget that.
>>28028755
If you were even halfway decent looking, any guy would put up with your shit to fuck you, and some would put up with it to have a wife.
Either you're hideous or just aren't going out. Women have it the easiest.
>>28028755
>embarrassed him so many times
What did you do, anon?
>>28028113
If you have a bf you aren't a fembot
>>28028516
You aren't a bot, fuck off
>>28028536
You aren't a fembot, fuck off
>>28028740
Not a bot, fuck off
>>28028755
Not a bot, fuck off
>>28028740
>tfw you're a guy and nobody wants to date you
>>28028740
I want a qt like this so bad
>>28028113
>tfw you find out your gf posts on /r9k/
>>28028888
Redditor fuck off
>>28028888
Nice quads wow
You really don't, anon. He has to text me as soon as he wakes up, call me as soon as I'm out of work/school, text me all day while he's not at work, send me goodnight texts, etc. It's a fucking mess. He says he's happy to do it and that he loves me, but I just think it's too much.
>>28028874
You'll find your qt one day anon.
>>28028911
>off
No fuck you, fuck you nigger I am always on 'off' YOU CUNT I'M ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ON MY SHIT GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUTTTA HERE FUCKNUT SHIT
>>28028953
take your cancer back to /reddit/
>mfw gf posts on here
>mfw don't know if she makes threads like this or bitches about me
>JUST
>>28028995
Fuck off normie cunt
I hope your gf shoots herself in front of you
>>28029026
Full of semen
>>28028800
I took medication back in highschool to mellow down. Sometimes I'd forget and end up pissing off my friends since I act very childish and like a cat. I gotten lazy over the years and don't take my meds much anymore. I gotten in more control of my impulses. I'm only really hyperactive when hanging out with people in a casual setting.
I dropped out of college because it making me depressed how I was doing in all of my classes. I pretty much stay home all day so there's no need to take my meds anymore. Haven't had a real job other than helping out my family's farm or helping a relative's small business. I'm home alone a lot so I masturbate a lot and look at a lot of weird porn all while high on weed. I don't play videogames anymore since it distracts me from the dozens of things I could do on the Internet at the same time.
>>28029046
>>>/rebbit/
>>>/cancer/
>>28028948
My last gf was kinda like this and I didn't mind it too much..
>inb4 reeeeeee
>>28028113
> TFW you're dating him
kek, I hate roasties.
>>28029063
Even a creature as disgusting as you has had a boyfriend and could find one immediately. I want to end your life.
>>28029063
>blah blah blah yap yap yap
Instead of just saying "Yes I take medication" you had to type out an entire monologue about your first world problems like all girls do. just stop.
>>28028432
Holy shit it's mama murphey. Also this is all "fembots".
>>28028853
I like to meow a lot. I was pretty chubby in highschool which made me smelly. I thought I could be free with him so I'm constantly squealing, making anime noises, skipping, dancing, and acting like a cat around him. He thought it was cool that we liked the same anime and that we could act out anime scenes, but he regretted dating me when he saw that I like to play pretend all of the time. This meant acting like an anime character in front of his parents and friends and in front of strangers in public. He tried fixing me, but it didn't work out. I had a bad habit of guilting people into saying nice things about me when I'm being called out on being annoying.
I gave him plenty of sex because I felt bad that he had to put up with me.
>>28028552
Urgh, roasties are so callous and borderline sociopathic. It's pathetic, you just come here to whine about your non existent problems and live off daddy's money.
>>28029153
Girls that don't give plenty of sex, and by that I mean whenever the male feels like, are completely worthless.
>>28029153
Dumb slut
be my gf or fuck off
>>28029153
You're incapable of not acting like an anime character in public?
Good on you for understanding how stupid your behavior is, but this is all very proactive, I fail to see how it would be hard to at least tone it down.
Or if you can't do that at all, put a lot of effort into your appearance. If you can manage to push yourself up to 8/10+ levels, people will put up with it much more easily.
>>28029153
did you act anything like the weeb girl in that "nyaaa" video?
>>28029153
The only thing I think of when reading this is those girls from that foam adventure video.
You need to seriously stop being annoying. Sex will only get you so far. Before you do something, think about it and how'd you look doing it.
A guy can get sex with any woman and if he got you, then he can get another. If you really like him, really put effort into controlling yourself when out in public. When you're alone with him, you can make all the cute anime sounds you want with his dick in your mouth.
>>28029356
I'm sure you're all newfags, so here's the video I'm talking about.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA2tpPl-9GQ
If you act like these girls, you need to seriously stop. These girls aren't even ugly but their actions make them hideous.
>boyfriend is tall, fit, white, well-educated, and makes good money
>friends likes him
>parents like him
>first time in my life I feel genuinely proud of myself
>despite dating each other for almost a year, we never had sex because we both lived with our respective families and can't get any privacy
>we barely get to do anything outside of campus or at home because we're busy our with jobs and school
>post-grad school
>move in with boyfriend and best friend
>finally some freedom in my life
>start noticing boyfriend's repulsive habits
-he only likes pizzas with one topping
-he doesn't like drinking water because "it's too bland", he always has to flavor his water with soda, juice, or some powdered sugar
- strong distaste for vegetables, seafood, and white rice which is disheartening because I'm Asian and I can't be cooking most Asian food for us to eat
- he eats with chopsticks, not because he's a weeaboo, but because he can buy them in bulk for cheap. He doesn't like using utensils that someone else has used. He only eats using disposable utensils or utensils he only has used and washed himself
- he doesn't really like eating food prepared by someone else unless he was there to see if the person cooking is following proper food safety protocol
-he only eats from disposable plates or from plates that he knows only he has used (he has a drawer of cups, plates, bowls, and utensils that he keeps locked so no one else can use them)
-rubs hand sanitizer on my hands and makes me wash my hands before sex
-only willing to eat my pussy if I showered
-doesn't like french kissing
-doesn't like me in his bedroom unless I'm wearing a clean set of clothes and recently showered and I'm not sick and I'm not having seasonal allergies
-makes me wear latex gloves or food safety gloves when jerking him off
>>28029542
You aren't a fembot
You're a slut and a normie
Fuck off
>>28029542
The first couple complaints were retarded but the rest are very clearly full-blown autismo material, expect him to turn into an even bigger retard over time. That said, >>28029559
>>28029263
Pretty much, but I actually sounded cute.
>>28029356
I can't help it sometimes. I've gradually stopped meowing in public , but my cute anime persona itches to get out and I can't help muttering "Nyaaaa" every once in awhile. I also moan suggestively whenever doing anything remotely sexual, like plugging my USB into a computer , plugging an electric cord into a socket, or working out.
I really do try to stop because I want friends, but I end up failing anyway.
>>28029542
I think he has mild ocd
I've been diagnosed with it so I recognize it when I see it
>>28029542
Most of your complaints are you being autistic. Him being a germaphobe is perfectly normal and fine. I'm sure you have your own shitty habits that he has to put up with.
>he'll only eat me out if I showered
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW NASTY YOUR SHIT GETS DOWN THERE?
He's literally, 100% right. You should thank him for eating you out at all. At least our dicks get air out, your pussy ain't get air at all.
His shit is perfectly normal and I bet he has to put up with your shit as well.
>>28028432
This is an actual fembot
>>28029632
be my gf pls nyaa bot
>>28029673
>bf goes down on me even when I haven't showered for two days and I'm on my period
Sure is great having a real heterosexual man as a bf
>>28028113
>tfw you realize you're lower than a loser by default because you base your worth on your partner
>>28028755
Sounds like me. Please be my gf.
>>28029759
except your a man :^)roleplaying your fantasies on r9k
Also daily reminder sage all femanon threads
Women can not be robots
>>28029673
That shit is not normal, my dude. Not even close.
>>28029759
You're both sluts going to hell anway
>>28029673
azn pussy is the grossest
smells like salmon and octopuss
tastes like fish sauce
>>28029026
>tfw fantasize about shooting myself in the head over my bf as he sleeps
>ywn traumatize your bf for life
>ywn ensure he never forgets you
>>28030156
If you have a bf you need to leaveif not be my gf
>>28030156
>sent to jail for shooting ur gf in the head becuz she was a gud girl dindu nufin
>kill her family after you are released
>>28028144
>>28028162
There is literally no need for you to be posting with your trip on. Kill yourself you fucking thirsty attention whore
>>28030182
That's not related you fucking retard. It's about making sure he never ever ever forgets you :)
>>28030175
I do but he hates me and cheats on me but i still love him
>>28030241
>I do
then fuck off normalfag
>>28028113
>realize your gf is a worthless failure
>work hard to make her successful and proud of herself
I forgot women are bad at self sacrifice for people they care for.
>""""fembot"""" thread
>every poster claiming to be female has or has had a boyfriend
why do women think they can be robots again?
>>28030250
Die in a fire whenever I'm talking to people on the r9k omegle over half had girlfriends or even casual sex
>>28030271
Your gf is probably a gross normie slut. But if she was a fembot she'd set herself on fire trying to make you happy, but most men don't realize that because they only judge success by money
>>28030271
>implying she cares about him
>>28029922
We have compatible degeneracy
>tfw you watch your bf undress and he has a nicer butt than you
>>28030314
YOU are a gross normie slut
Fuck off normo you and the normalfags on omegle
Robots don't go on shit like omegle
>>28030359
Sure
Are you a KHHV?
>>28030377
>Are you a KHHV?
Yes, now fuck off
>>28030355
And you're both going to burn in hell for it
Fuck off degenerates
>>28029100
Amen, single females have it much better than single females, even trogdolytes like her
>>28030389
Good stay that way
>>28029673
>Him being a germaphobe is perfectly normal and fine
No, he's overdoing it. Ask any normal person and they'll say what a weirdo he is.
>bought some really nice underwear because girl friends said it would make me feel great
>actually look hideous in it
>nothing like the fucking photos
>want to kill myself
>>28030476
myproana.com
>>>/fa/ thinspo
i still ask god to kill me every night in my sleep but at least my body is pretty
>go to campus
>heading to campus to library to wait for class to start
>as I walk there some girl approaches me and says "sorry about your boyfriend. I've been cheating on before so I know how it feels" and pats me on the back
>have no idea what she's talking about because boyfriend and I are in a happy relationship
>before I get a chance to say anything to hear she disappears into a crowd
>class about to start so head to class
>another person pats me on the shoulder and tells me they're sorry about my boyfriend cheating on me
>can barely concentrate in class
>texting boyfriend, but boyfriend not responding
>after class I go to bus stop to take a bus home
>a girl asks if she can sit next to me so I let her
>she asks how I'm feeling and I tell her I'm doing good
>she then asks "are you sure? I know if my boyfriend cheated on me I would be pretty upset"
>tell her that she's the third person to accuse my boyfriend of cheating on me and I ask her why she would think he's cheating on me
>she goes into detail about how someone's been posting pictures of my boyfriend with another girl and showed them to me on her phone
>get pissed off, but to doublecheck for sure if it's really him but she won't let me look at her phone
>trying not to burst into treats
>almost at my stop
>girl tells me to calm down because it's just a prank
>someone online gathered a bunch of people who know what school and bus I take to tell me my boyfriend is cheating on me
>the pictures are just really good photoshops (she showed me the originals)
this is what I hate about being Youtube famous
>>28029685
nah, just a toasted roastie
>>28030460
GET OUT
>>28030476
DO IT WHORE
KILL YOURSELF
>>28030500
FUCK OFF NORMALWHORE
JUST FUCK OFF
>when you know you're a loser that couldn't date let alone be interesting but she keeps trying to do flirty things and mentions how we'd be good together
until I realized she just wanted me to buy her shit I was so confused and conflicted
>>28030500
I don't understand why anyone would do something like that but good on you for not automatically thinking the absolute worst of him.
I'm sure you broke up with him anyway and got on the cock carousel anyway.
>>28028144
Those roll images only cause people to bump these threads you retarded attention whore.
>>28028824
Well spoken old chap
>>28028432
She's the oracle. She'll tell you the future if you lick her hand.
Hey fembots, would any of you single fembots ever date a Mexican who makes a lot of money and likes touhou, weeb shit, drinking a lot, and has a preference for homelier Slavic looking girls?
Anyone? Please respond, looks don't matter. Just be autistic, like weeb shit, touhou, and /pol/ maymes are a plus too.
>>28030498
Don't fucking tempt me, my body looks like shit after hitting the gym every fucking night solidly for two weeks (and several months prior to this). May as well just accept I will never have a hot body.
At least being female I have several other redeeming qualities....oh.
>post in thread
>post processes, posts
>don't see it anywhere
>multiple people posting right now
>>28030604
will you date me fembot
>>28030560
I used to post on /cgl/ and I got a lot of hate despite never anything mean to anyone. I try not to get into politics or sensitive issues, but people still find a reason to hate me. I wish I knew who it was though . I get hate messages and creepy messages every now and then, but no one has really tried trolling me in real life. I usually laugh off hate mail. I'm genuinely worried about whoever orchestrated that 'prank' because of the effort they went through .
I still love my boyfriend and he still loves me.
>>28030604
You really don't have any other qualities besides tits and ass.
You probably don't look as bad as you claim. Even the fatties here that cry about their weight aren't irredeemable. Just lose weight and your fine.
A guy that's obese AND neet has no chance. Even if he lost the weight and looked like Chad, he'd still be a jobless loser than no woman would touch.
>>28028824
I look like an orgre so I never post pictures of myself. None of me on facebook, not even profile pic, no pics ever, almost anywhere.
>>28030604
the only thing you need to do to lose weight is eat at a deficit. exercise is great but you're probably still eating too much so you never lose weight. get the myfitnesspal app & track everything
on the other hand if you're thin and just have a shit body type there's nothing you can do about it...try to find clothes that accentuate the good parts
>>28030654
Fuck off you stupid fucking normie
Get the fuck off my board
>>28030672
Post your face. No one would be able to recognize you.
I honestly want to see it. I'm 95% sure that you aren't as ugly as you claim and that there is room for improvement. It's worth a shot at self-betterment and achieving happiness.
>>28030672
be my ogre gf
>>28030631
Thank you for the offer but I must politely decline. I am not worthy to date anybody.
>>28030662
That was the point I was making, anon. I am worthless, if not for a hot body (which I don't have). You're right, I'm probably being far more negative than I should be. Probably comes from years of being on this board.
>>28028432
I wonder if she'd look fine with a paper bag over her head.
>>28030766
>I am not worthy
I don't care dummy
be my gf
>>28030672
>tfw chased after an ogre girl and got rejected
;_;
>>28030654
If someone knew your schedule and all that info, then it had to be someone you knew. Unless you gave out all that info in videos.
It still doesn't make any sense that someone would go through all that effort and for what reason, but then again women don't make sense.
>>28030766
Just knock it off. Once you lose the weight, you'll be hot. You just have to go through the hard work and suffering now. Besides, there are tons of decent looking guys that would seriously date you because they are huge losers like you.
>>28030792
>complain I look shit in nice underwear
>wants me to be his gf
>>28028759
>>28028784
>>28028796
Reddit.
Literally.
>>28030805
The bit that makes me feel even shittier is that I won the genetic lottery in terms of body shape, I just look rubbish. Comes from years of being unhealthy, it's my punishment.
I'll just keep hitting the gym and hope that eventually everything comes together. The underwear can be hidden away forever and used as goal underwear.
>>28030814
welcome to /r9k/
gib skype
>>28030748
>>28030752
I know my face isn't like smashed meat but overall I'm pretty unappealing. I'm a tranny and overweight, about 180 lbs and 5'11". I can take good pictures and have lots on my phone, but irl I'm pretty gross. I have no fashon sense and I don't like to talk. Back when I was in high school my geometry teacher asked me a question is class and the others were surprised because they thought I was mute.
Also I walk pretty autisticly so I end up looking like some lumbering beast.
>>28030882
>I'm a tranny
mtf or ftm?
This is very important question
>>28029632
you sound cute. if only you weren't fat
>>28030882
>I'm a tranny
It's because you're a guy trying to be a woman, dumbo. There will be tons of guys wanting to fuck you just because you're a tranny.
>>28030872
Seriously, lose weight helps you a lot. Just don't be discouraged if the results aren't as fast as you'd like. But since you've been a fembot for years and have lived your life as an outcast, you'll understand how bad ugly people have it and would probably be a better person than the Stacie.
But I'm sure once you look like a Stacy, you'll act like one too. I mean, if an 8/10 guy hits on you, you're going to be complete mush and get pumped and dumped like the rest.
>>28030940
Mtf obvs. If I was ftm I would probably be happy to look ogric.
>>28030979
You aren't a woman then
>>>/lgbt/
>>28030979
Pls be gf. Be my qt ogre gf
>>28030591
As a light skinned hispanic, I've gotten two girls from here to be interested in meeting me. Unfortunately I'm NEET and can't afford to travel yet.
>>28030963
There are guys that would fuck a giraffe just for the experiance. I want a bf that I can do things with like see movies and eat inside restraunts and spend time with. I can't have this and I've accepted it.
>bf doesn't like cheese
The only thing we're so different on.
>>28031056
Well, you're abnormal. The best you can possibly be is a fetish or a fuckbuddy. Just accept it and live with it. You can still find happiness being a fuckbuddy.
>>28031007
You chose this. I'll kidnap you and bring you back to my hovel tonight.
>>28031072
That's great
Now fuck off stupid normie
Go parade your happiness elsewhere you fucking whore
>>28031096
It's ok anon you'll find love one day <3
ITT cyborgs who try to find fembot gfs while robots throw insults whilst sulking
>>28031199
Hope you get raped by niggers whore
>>28031235
Hope you do too, that way you'll experience sex at least.
Fembots, describe your ideal cock
>>28028113
you're a loser too so its okay
>>28031291
If we're talking about cocks, how is mine? Would you laugh at it?
>>28031361
are those warts at the bottom of the shaft?
>>28031291
Fuck off with this stupid shit
Fembots don't need permission for their attention whoring
>>28031291
4.5-6 inches. uncircumcised. Slightly curves upwards. Thick. Visible vain.. Shiny glans. Foreskin able to peel back all the way (no phimosis). Doesn't taste like salt/pee. Semen is tolerable (not too salty. doesn't smell like bleach. )
skin tone light brown, white, asian white . Not too pale. Not too dark.
>>28031361
It's nice, trim the pubes maybe.
>>28030882
>tranny
you're a man
>tfw tomorrow is your birthday
>you are going to be 28 years old
>khv with no friends who will remember your birthday
>>28031389
you have good taste. Have you ever met a dude who meets those specifications?
>>28031381
I hope so.
>tfw might have STDs while being a virgin
>got cucked that hard in life
JUST
>>28028113
Losers attract losers. You're just one too.
There are tons of women attracted to losers.
>>28031394
If I am a man then why do I have a penis?
>>28031389
Also. Shaved or at least trimmed. I find it gross when it's hairy. I like average sized penises more than big ones so hair is a important issue to me since it's easy to get hair in my mouth even when the dick is halfway inside my mouth.
>>28031389
FUCK YOU NASTY CUNT ;_;
>>28031426
it's like being bald and having dandruff lol
but anyway, I'm not a chick but I'd say your dick looks nice, a little on the smaller side but aesthetically pleasing
>>28031389
Hey, I think you legit described my dick
>>28031361
Feels good man
>>28031443
kill yourself disgusting trash
just fuck off
>>28031291
All I can say is I like the look of uncircumcised wienermajigs. I wouldn't want a really long one either.
>>28031423
Yes. My first boyfriend had a 5 inch uncircumcised penis. I've sucked dick before being in an official relationship *cough*gavebrotherblowjob*cough* and I didn't really like it because it felt like I was drinking piss.
>>28031494
>>28031500
Kill yourselves
Get off my board you fucking sluts
>>28031537
Why the fuck are you in a fembot thread you cunt, go post some pepes or something.
>>28031555
Why are you in one cunt?
You're a fucking normalfag
Now get off my board
>>28028536
I know it's bait, but this shit really starts to hurt after a while. You just know, after a while. She'll only keeps one photo of you, and the only really good things she has to mention about you in front of other people is your college major. I'm so fucking ashamed of going through this, but it was an important life lesson that finally snapped me into reality.
>>28031555
>Why the fuck are you in a fembot thread
why the fuck are you in this board?
>>>/cgl/
>>28031500
wait, your boyfriend's dick tasted like pee or your brother's?
and what is your brother's dick like?
>>28031588
Where else do I get my daily dose of autism?
It's ok, someone will hold your hand someday.
>>28031602
Fuck off you faggot
Stop asking whores questions and ruining my board
>>28031627
Back to >>>/lolcow/ you nasty fucking whore
>>28031629
it's more interesting than talking about piss jars, you faggot
>>28031627
Will you suck my penis please?
>>28031361
>>28028755
I am so sick of women like you. You have all these problems that people hate and get annoyed by, and yet you make no effort to hide them. That's what the world is bitch, pretending to be someone you're not to please others. God you are so fucking pathetic, and I thought I was pitiful.
>>28031646
Night night anon <3 Be happy.
>>28031655
Shut the fuck up you nu-male redditor
>>28031669
That's nice
Now fuck off whore
>>28031655
Talking about things that aren't piss jars is what Reddit is for. Here, we talk about piss jars. Reddit is that way ->
>>28028755
if you're in NY I can be your friend :)
>>28031681
>>28031687
go back to r/autism
>>28031693
I'm in NY and you disgust me nu-malenot her btw
>>28031627
>Where else do I get my daily dose of autism?
a mirror
>someone will hold your hand someday
I hope not
>>28029542
This is quite possibly the most elaborate bait I've ever seen
How the fuck did you even come up with this shit?
>>28031494
do you have a preference for color?
>>28031693
>>28031716
ayy
I'm in NY too.
We should do a /r9k/ meetup so we can be lonely faggots together.
>>28031602
My brother's was smaller than my first boyfriend's. My brother's dick was the one that tasted like pee. I guess he didn't practice good hygiene that much when we doing lewd stuff together. My brother is circumcised. We were young so he probably doesn't have a 4 inch penis anymore. I don't know how big he is now. I don't remember it being very long, but I remember it being very thick. We never had sex . We used to look at hentai together and saw the concept of oral sex. It seemed to make the characters go into ecstasy and we wanted to see if it actually felt that good. We done 69 before knowing that the 69 position was actually a thing.
He got on bottom and I got on top (still had a shirt on) and we tried oral on each other for like 3 minutes. I couldn't take the taste of his penis anymore and he didn't like my juices flowing into my mouth so agreed to stop. I got dressed and we took turns jerking him off. That was pretty much the last time we did anything sexual together.
>>28031741
I would love to
I just need to get a job first because right now I'm a broke NEET. Or when my state refund comes in the coming weeks.
>>28031707
Go back to >>>/r/4chan
>>28028113
>tfw you are the loser
>>28031741
No because I'm not a /soc/ faggot
>>28031754
The issue of the pee taste happens if he doesn't clean his head in the shower, or if he doesn't shake it good enough after he's done peeing
Also I'm guessing you're an American white chick?
>tfw two of your favorite songwriters have been unwell for some time
>tfw worried that they might be next
>>28031851
Who are they?
I've been nervous too after this year's string of musician deaths
>>28031754
Kill yourself you disgusting fucking whore
And fuck off
>>28031870
michael jackson is feeling ill
>>28031500
This is not a girl. This is some faggot weirdo roleplaying
Girls don't suck their brothers cocks, and they don't like uncut cocks
>>28031870
r. stevie moore and tim mmith
a-at least I got to see r. stevie live three times though
>>28031754
>my first boyfriend's
>first
Fucking Stacie
>>28031930
Shit taste
Hope they die
>>28031926
girls don't suck their brothers cocks but they do like uncut cocks
>>28031822
>I'm guessing you're an American white chick?
No, 'she' is a neckbeard pretending to be an azn bitch
>>28031941
weird pop music is GOAT though
>>28031930
who the hell is tim mmith?
>>28031971
American girls don't. I've been laughed at when I showed a girl I was going to bone my dick.
>>28031361
They think uncircumcised dicks are gross and weird, which is why I'm self-conscious about it. I'm thinking about getting circumcised to fix this shit. The last thing I need is finally securing sex only to get blown off because my dick is ugly.
Really devastated me man.
>>28031094
I did. It's not kidnapping if I willingly come along!
>>28032045
That's such BS, only ignorant American girls who've never actually been with an uncut dick have a problem with it.
>>28032045
Uncut dicks are ugly, smart choice
>>28032100
Yeah, my problem exactly.
>>28032045
Your penis is fine. You probably watched porn where there was an uncut guy without realizing it. It looks like a cut penis when erect anyway.
>>28032124
Yeah but it's not like their gonna see your dick before they get intimate with you. And they'd probably like it anyway even if they did, as long as it didn't have a super tight foreskin.
>>28032137
It only looks like that because I have to roll back the foreskin. If I don't, it keeps the head covered.
I'll be honest, I had an acute case of phimosis back then. I never had rolled back my foreskin before then.
>>28032137
Yeah it looks like a cut dick but with a nicer head, more slack skin, no scar tissue, and overall nicer coloring.
>>28032178
The foreskin stays pulled back during sexual activity.
>>28032171
The only girl I showed my dick to made fun of me for it. Girls are cruel.
>>28028113
the only good thing to come out of this thread was OP's image.
>>28032229
She's a bitch, and you said you had phimosis at the time
>>28028432
Unkindled are real?
>>28032178
Do not cut your foreskin for cosmetic or religious reasons. Girls really do not care. If you gotten a girl into bed, she's willing to compromise.
>>28032316
Yeah, but that's because I didn't even know that my skin could rollback.
>>28032353
>If you gotten a girl into bed, she's willing to compromise.
Endless numbers of stories to the opposite say otherwise.
>>28032357
regardless, most girls have no problem with it
In fact, pretty much all the dudes who I know are uncut are alphas and get tons of pussy. I'm the exception, lol, but that has nothing to do with me being uncut.
>>28032357
Phimosis penis honestly does look bad. She did you a favor by not having sex with you. Sex with phimosis is dangerous. Your foreskin can retract now. Your foreskin keeps your glans clean and smooth looking. The foreskin provides your partner with extra pleasure.
>>28032378
>endless numbers of stories
bullshit, it's rare that a girl would have a problem unless you had bad hygiene or something
>>28032378
You can't just cut off a natural part of you that's mean to keep your glans protected and provide stimulation just because some ignorant girls think foreskin is gross. What happens if you find a girl that's okay with foreskin and you already got yourself cut?
Permanently cutting off your foreskin to impress a girl is beta. Rest of the world is fine with uncut dicks.
![sample-4168e17acecb03bdb29c922ff72f19a6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d1MZyVf.jpg "sample-4168e17acecb03bdb29c922ff72f19a6[1].jpg")
>>28032312
>the only good thing to come out of this thread was OP's image.
full image
>>28032510
thanks bruh senpai
>>28032428
Yeah, but American girls hate it. They view it as weird.
>>28028113
>waahhh I want more money, my bf doesn't spend enough on me waaaahhhh
Greedy bourgeois whore.
>tfw you realize your bf is fucking a loser
>>28032534
Girls have inverted nipples, pancake tits, blonde nipples, roasties, weird birthmarks, moles , and pasty skins. You still fuck them because you can look past superficial things they have no control over. American girls really don't care about uncut dicks. Those that do usually have never seen one erect before.
>>28032651
>You still fuck them because you can look past superficial things they have no control ove
Women don't. Small dicks, ugly dicks, cut or uncunt, pubic hair not in an appealing pattern, is all it takes for a woman to leave the bed right away.
>>28032651
No one cares about any of that. An ugly dick is a huge deal.
>>28032651
>any of that a deal breaker
Women are way more fickle than guys.
>>28032621
I know this feel. A woman can be a loser and it won't matter at all, but if the guy is a loser, the relationship is ruined.
>>28032534
Again, that's not really true
And if you're that insecure about it, find a non-American girl
>>28030766
>Thank you for the offer but I must politely decline. I am not worthy to date anybody.
>tfw no gf who feels unworthy of dating others
It's all I want.
>>28032723
nothing ugly about an uncut dick.
>>28032534
You don't seem like the type of guy that picks up girls at parties and nightclubs for one night stands so you probably don't need to worry about shallow girls. By the time a girl who has sex with guys like you, she probably really likes you and
>>28034021
AND WHAT
AND WHAT
>>28028824
Damn the saltiness is real
>>28029195
You forgot to tip your Fedora buddy
>>28028432
Too much Tinder and you get burned
>>28032534
I'm starting to think you're a cutfag troll
Fembots, how many times do you wipe your pussy after you pee? Do you ever pee outside?
>>28029542
Time to dump him, you got yourself a neurotic man child. Dump him, he has too many problems.
>tfw the thought of my bf fucking a hot, slender blonde makes me wet but it me feel so disgusted with myself
>told bf about it and he says it's hot and if it gives me pleasure he'll do it for me
>after schlicking to the thought of it, I feel disgusted and sad
>tfw I'm a cuckquean in denial
I hate how it makes me wet
I'm crazily obsessed with my bf, I want him to fuck every orfice of my body, and I would be so upset if any woman was with him, but thinking of him pleasuring himself with a prettier woman would have me wet and tingly
I fucking hate this, I wish I never had this feeling and just be pure vanilla
>>28035015
It's the same deal for men, don't do it, you will regret it, you are just horny, you won't be able to look your partner in the eyes after you have your orgasm.
>>28035015
You're a slut for doing anything sexual with him outside of marriage
You're also a disgusting normalfag whore and you need to get the fuck out
I don't care about our bf and I'm glad these feelings make you feel miserable
>>28028113
Dubs and OP has to leave forever.
>>28029542
That's what you get for throwing yourself at anything with white skin, you prideless, self-hating cunt
