>be me
>sometimes fap to friends photos on facebook
>sometimes save pics into a collage like setup so i can see a bunch at once for fap session
>do that for one of my facebook friends from class
>attractive grill
>decent collage from beach trip album
>later long after fap, be me chatting with another friend
>randomly want to send her a meme (for real) I had seen on another fb page
>ctrl+c
>ctrl+v into facebook chat
>clipboard is cropped photo of grill from collage
>ctrl+c must not have registered
>photo sends immediately
>she receives cropped beach photo of this other grill from same class
>not knowing how to cover it up
>just say "whoops" like an autist and log off facebook chat
>never discuss it again
>mfw
>>28027668
Oh god anon. I can feel the empathy.
>"whoops"
kek jesus fucking christ
>being autistic enough to do this
>not being autistic enough to have a rarer pepe than this one
>>28027668
>just say "whoops" like an autist and log off facebook chat
I feel sorry for you, OP
>>28027668
>>just say "whoops" like an autist and log off facebook chat
I know I wasn't supposed to laugh, but my sides went orbit.
JUST WHOOPS
>>28027668
You deserve it for 1: Being a frogposter and 2: Sending memes for whatever reason.
>>28029096
>browsing /r9k/
>complaining about frogposters
Leave
>>28029111
I'm not complaining, I'm just saying he deserves everything horrible that happens to him.
>>28027668
I know this feel too OP
>be me
>have no friends
>be silly Asian kid with yellow hair
>take naked pictures of myself on couch
>send to hottest girl in school
>instantregret.gif
>next day kids throw eggs at me and laugh
>hot girl tells everyone I have a little weiner
>try to defend myself by saying I'm just Asian
>hot girl gets bf to beat me up in English class
>teacher let's it happen
>go home and cry as I masterbate
>grab my backpack and fill it full of spoons
>go to school next day
>hot girls bf walking up to me
>herewego.webm
>reach into backpack and start hurling spoons at this fucker
>he begins running at me
>I start running
>run through the halls screaming for my life
>my legs feel heavy
>stop and lay down and pull out my dick
>hot girl's bf runs up and stops dead in his tracks
>I feel helpless and don't know what to do at this point
>start to cry and shake my dick rolling around on the floor
>black out completely at this point
>wake up in the hospital
>turns out I passed out from hyperventilating
>mom is standing over me
>she looks blank
>says she didn't know I was having problems at school and I should have told her
>I tell her I'm sorry and ask her if anyone seen me
>she says she has to talk to the school to see if I'm allowed back
>says I might need an evaluation and they might keep me in the hospital for a while
>yeahright.jpeg
>leaves me at hospital for next 4 days
>get out on 5th day
>go home and find out I have a care taker now
>mfw my family thinks I'm mentally challenged now
>make me wear velcro shoes
>find out I have to go back to school
cont.
>>28029158
Pic related by the way
>show up with my grand canyon hat and a whole new attitude
>bring sandwiches for the whole class
>just try to forget about my problems and try to be more normal
>hot girl still won't look at me
>no one wants a sandwich I made
>start to feel sad again but tell myself to just act normal and try to make friends
>start raising my hand more in class and answering questions
>teacher calls on me more out of pity probably
>whatever.png
>teacher says after class he likes my hat
>tell him "thanks it says grand canyon"
>teacher says "I know anon I went there on vacation"
>"gay"
>teacher looks annoyed but I get away with it because caretaker and velcro shoes
>after school I figure I should go talk to hot girl again cause everyone thinks I'm a tard now
>ask caretaker if I can have a moment alone
>says no because policy
>whatever fuck it bring my caretaker with me
>walk up to hot girl
>she looks scared
>tell her she ruined my life and everyone thinks I'm crazy now
>tell her I'm depressed and never had friends anyway
>tells me she's sorry and that she broke up with her bf for beating me up
>start feeling butterflies and ask her if she likes me
>"um no anon sorry"
>tells me she just feels bad and hopes I'll be okay
>whatever. I'll take it
>go home that day feeling a little better
>eat dinner and play vidya
>mom still won't talk to me
>tell her I peed in the sink and she can clean it
>she tells me this is why my father left and yells at me
>go to my room and cry
>next morning have an awesome idea
>grab my cat and put him in my backpack for school
>>28029194
This is the pic I sended to her
>>28027668
I fap to facebook all the time
even paid for cumshoteditor lol
>>28027668
holy fucking shit OP that's 100x worse than the cringiest shit I've ever done
You can't show your face tomorrow. You'd better hide out for a while.
>>28029194
Are you just pasting that shit all over the place?
>>28029209
>>28029194
>>28029158
What
WHY
also
>"whoooops"
>>28027668
W H O O P S
H
O
O
P
S
>>28029194
>that day show up to school with my cat
>school allows me to do whatever at this point because caretaker
>people actually talking to me because cat
>ask me to pet him
>hot girl's ex bf is back at school from being suspended
>not looking at me and very quiet
>"hey asshole I have more friends than you now. you like those spoons?"
>ignores me but I feel like a champ
>people still talking to me because of cat
>caretaker tells me to be respectful
>at lunch I start eating and pull out my cat to make more friends
>second I set him down he starts hauling ass
>jump up and start chasing him
>everyone staring at me
>socialanxiety.png
>cat running faster
>at this point I'm just running
>I begin screeching again
>feeling upset I can't control my fucking autism
>feeling depressed knowing I'll never have friends
>run to gym
>hide in my shirt and cry
>20 minutes later caretaker finds me
>school tells me to go home for the day
>get home and mom's upset with me for losing the cat
>start yelling and telling her she never cared
>go to my room and lock the door
>throw my tv at the wall and kick my window
>window finally breaks
>glass everywhere
>still screaming
>fall on glass and start pissing on myself
>mom calls cops
>cops show up and ask me to come out
>ignore them for 5 minutes
>finally just break my door and grab me
>I keep yelling "wow fuck you guys"
>drive me back to the hospital
>>28029158
>>make me wear velcro shoes
This is the part that made me laugh hardest. The tea I was drinking just came out through my nose. Fuck.
>>28029194
>approaching women while your tard minder is tailing you
fucking lel
>>28029158
>go home and cry as I masterbate
>start hurling spoons at this fucker
>stop and lay down and pull out out my dick
lost it right there
>>28029375
Your non sequiturs are killing me.
>"gay"
>"wow fuck you guys"
Keep this shit up.
>>28027668
JUST
WHOOPS
ME
>>28029375
>>28029431
>>28029473
>>28029498
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28004569/
>>28029375
>arrive at hospital
>caretaker waiting
>tells them I just had a episode and I'll be okay after a few days
>let me out the next day
>go home
>mom tells me she's done with me and she's sending me to live with grandma
>tell her I don't care and call her fat
>go to my room to pack my things
>grandma shows up to take me
>while packing I decide to take all mom's shoes
>call my mom asparagus and walk out the door
>10 minutes after we show up to grandma's
>mom calls about shoes
>tell grandma I lost them and throw them in the sink
>grandma finds shoes
>mom comes to pick them up
>wow.png
>caretaker not allowed at grandma's house because she's fresh off the boat
>unpack clothes in my new room
>jerk off to zoey 101 and fall asleep
cont? :(
>>28029571
fuck yes anon cont that shit till theres nothing left
>>28029158
>velcro shoes
Literally what? So you stick to the carpet better? So you clean up lint while walking?
They can't be real
>>28029586
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28004569/
FAG
>>28029571
>>28029586
>wake up late
>caretaker here to pick me up
>get dressed and run out the door
>show up to school and realize my shirt on backwards
>go to class and everyone stares at me
>switch shirt around and go sit down
>fat kid next to me tells me I have toothpaste in my hair
>impossible I didn't brush my teeth today
>touch my hair
>hair feels crunchy
>mfw oh no I got cum in my hair
>ask caretaker if I can go to the bathroom
>tells me I can go after class
>bell rings and I bolt for the bathroom
>scrub at the cum but it's not coming out
>bathroom crowded
>start feeling anxious and just go to next class
>all day everyone staring at me
>ask caretaker if I can take lunch by myself now
>caretaker agrees
>at lunch I still have now friends so I just sit by myself and feel sad
>can't stop thinking about hot girl and what she told me
>awesome idea
>decide to go hide behind the wall she hangs out at
>crouch down behind wall and just chill and eat sandwich
>listen to hot girl and friends talk about boys and school
>start getting boner and begin chewing faster
>one of her friends hear me
>"Omg what's that noise??"
>hear them turn and walk towards me
>coverblown.webm
>try to spring up just as they turn the corner
>end up leaning to far forward and lose my ballance
>headbutt hot girl right in her pussy
>she starts screaming
>I fall on the ground and scramble to my feet
>they all scream at me and call me a fucking weirdo and to get away
>I start crying and keep yelling I'm sorry
>other kids all staring
>teachers start running over
>fucking lose it at this point and run away
>this time I just keep running
>half a block outside of school
>trip over curb and eat shit
>I just keep crying and rolling around
>realize I'm all scraped up bleeding with cum in my hair
>caretaker runs up and brushes me off
>tells me it's okay and it was just a accident
IV SEEN THIS BEFORE, FAKE AND FUCKING GAY
>>28029661
>caretaker drives me home for the day
>run up to room
>play air guitar to metro station to calm me down
>grandma makes noodles
>take a shit and go to bed
>next day caretaker comes to take me to school
>on the way to school she tells me they might send me to a special school
>flip out and call her an asshole
>get to school and I'm too embarrassed to think
>sit in back of class and read judy b. jones
>bell rings and just keep head down the whole day
>at this point everyone thinks I'm full blown retarded
>starting to believe it too
>realize life is pretty gay
>next couple days I just try to act normal and stay quiet
>grandma takes away tv cause she caught me jacking off
>start drawing a face on my wiener to keep me entertained
>one day get bored and bring a broom stick to school
>tell everyone I'm a witch
>fat kid asks me if I got food
>nah man
>run around all day on my broom making awesome noises
>caretaker says next week I start special school
>get in a argument
>get mad and punch her in the eye
>on campus officer gets called
>I try to run but he tackles me
>handcuffs me and drives me to station
>whole time I'm crying
>lady comes in and tells me they're taking me to the hospital
>tell her I'm sorry I'll just try to be normal
>toolate.gif
cont.
>>28029571
Hurry up, also, why you turned to an autistic? Did you think that, fuck it, being a normie doesn't work so I go full autismo?
>>28029691
>Implying anyone cares
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>28029730
>show up at hospital and put me in a room
>feeling beyond depressed and lonely
>sit around and cry and eat cheerios
>three days go by and they let me out
>new caretaker
>find out I start new school the next day
>go to grandma's and realize all my stuffs gone
>nothing left but clothes and mattress
>not even crayons for drawing face dick
>lay there and read judy b. jones until I fall asleep
>wake up and get ready
>new caretaker shows up
>new school starts an hour after regular school did
>show up to a single room with a bunch of tards playing Legos
>sweet.jpg
>hang out all day playing Legos and coloring
>pretty cool so far
>go home that day and lay in my room
>realize I miss my mom and my old school
>start crying and feeling sad
>jerk myself to sleep
>next day caretaker shows up a little late
>go to school and it's the same thing as yesterday
>half hour before class ends fat downy girl's boob falls out
>get a weird boner for some reason
>next day keep playing games trying to touch it's boob
>get really horn for some reason and rub my dick on its leg
>teacher suspects something
>tells me to stop
>tard school ends and I go home
>go home and jerk it to fat downy
>right after I cum I feel like crying
>tell myself no more downy boob
>next couple days I ask my caretaker to go to library after school
And here I am. My favorite place is 4chan and club penguin. And I almost have to go. Idk what to do. I wish I can not be this way but it happens by accident. I fucking hate life. I am a true robot.
>>28029605
he means velcro instead of laces dipshit, not shoes made of velcro
>>28030144
you seem to be turning more retarded as you keep on writing lol
>>28029209
You're not underaged and in high school, are you? Because if so that's some cp.
>>28030261
Shh everyone on 4chan is presumed >18 unless proven otherwise
High school seniors can be 18
>>28029605
>>28030162
top kek.. how can somebody not know what a velcro shoe is
