*unholsters gunblade*
*teleports infront of you*
>heh,, nothing peronnel.... kid....
***grabs you by the throat***
niggerblox
>>28027664
*Slow clap*
*Steps out of shadow*
Heh... not bad kid. But will that puny gun blade stand up to this...
*unsheathes two handed clay-more*
>>28027769
Can you hit what's not there?
*his body scatters into a thousand pink butterflies*
>>28027969
If Zelda has taught me anything (which it has done more than school) is to always carry around a butterfly net
*reveals bug catching net*
>>28027990
Fugg that's cheatin'!
>>28027969
>>28027990
"Heh... this elementary, kid..."
*Takes of glasses revealing red eye with illuminati triangle in the middle of it*
*Cool scene of world history + black listed documents * a kid being experimented on flashes by*
"Gottcha"
>>28028058
*I am petrified by the sheer volume of knowledge I have just learned*
*removes fedora, revealing a horrifically receding hair line*
All this knowledge... and still know proof that god exists.
*charges at ye' with clay-more*
>>28028058
*bleedin on the floor and gasping for air*
*will to live overrides dark broodiness*
"I... I WILL LIVE!"
*activates mangekyo sharingan*
>>28028131
>>28028187
*Grin widdens across my entire face*
"Hehehehe... hahaaha... HAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA"
"Kids, this really is something quite special, I really am... surprised, but do you really think you can beat me with... that?"
"Heheheheee, lemme show you how it's done"
*Unsheathed Katana made from 7000 folded steel*
when will they learn...
*it's a hologram*
This thread is the most autistic string of shitposts I have seen on 4chan. Let that sink in.
>>28028268
>youmustbenewhere.foto
>>28028214
*sinks to my knees*
It's the great white katana of 1000 redpilled feminists...
It would be an honor to be slain with this tool of destruction.
*Impales self on katana*
>*takes off ruby red ozzy osbourne sunglasses to reveal huge epic scar across right eye*
wonder how i go t this kiddo?
>*unsheathes keyblade-katana from sheath holstered by 40 belts and a zipper*
i wasn't careful, HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>*charges at u and cuts u into spinning blade cyclone*
>All these plebians using cavemen sticks
Hmpf! mongrels. Your pathetic metal will never hold a candle to the papyrus of my grimoires and spelltomes. I'm after all a Master of Curses, the Lord of Wizards and the Conquerer of Chastity.
*recites teleportation magic infront of you*
>>28028349
*Grinds idly as time passes*
"Well.. this is an interesting turn of events don't you think, anon?" *Staring at corpse*
*Sheaths Katana, letting the lifeless corpse hit the ground*
"We'll meet again..."
*Smokes cigar*
>>28028443
Pshh. I hope you didn't think I'd let you off that easy.
*stands up*
*slashes at your eye leaving a wound that would result in a wicked scar*
ugh. I am loosing too much blood
*falls down*
Nothing personal... kid....
*dies honorably in a death that will be remembered for decades to come*
>>28028563
>dies honorably in a death that will be remembered for decades to come
for you
