How many people will show up in your funeral anon?
Probably 6 at most. Not many people care.
Only one way to find out
Fuck off mods this is original
Hopefully my family will all be dead by then, so nobody.
If not, then like... a bunch of people will show up for my parents, probably. Nobody who really cares about me having died beyond its impact on them, though.
>>28027327
>in your funeral
There's only room for me, get out of my casket!
>>28027327
11
blox t6534
Probably more than hundred. Only to celebrate though, not to mourn.
Family will be dead by then except young relatives I was never around. It's a little sad. Not nearly as sad as the decades I'll spend alone when my parents pass though.
>>28027397
hahahahahahaha oh man that's hilarious I'm crying over here
3-4
What do I care, I'll be dead.
>>28027327
I really don't give a shit. I'll be dead.
>>28027427
Gave me an idea.
What type of funeral would /r9k/ prefer, one where 0 people show up to mourn, or one with hundreds of people that celebrate?
most of 2/5 marines from 2007-13
my mom
my dad
my sister
my brother
my sister in law
their two kids
>>28027503
Celebrate, because it would mean I accomplished something in my life.
>>28027503
>one with hundreds of people that celebrate
ofcourse this. it means that i was effecting so many lives to the point that they are having a party.
>>28027528
but i mourn for this man
>inb4 edgy
>>28027503
The more the merrier
>>28027327
>implying funeral
People wouldn't even find my corpse as nobody would know that I died.
I've decided that when I die, I'll donate all my organs to science.
Not to medicine unless I can make sure my guts wont go to some worn-out alcoholic who needs a new liver every year or something similar.
Flesh can be dropped to wild animals in zoo or something if possible.
If bones can be preserved I want my skull to go to local theater so they can practice Hamlet and if I do have children/grandchildren two of them get my arms down from elbow that are fixed to give eternal thumbs-up.
Rest can be burned to ash.
